#and a desire to only ever indulge and never actually idk. do shit. bc idk. you're so hopeless so its just easier to drink away the pain ig.

[snekdood]

If you believe the shit my abuser says about me and use that as your reason to not listen to trans men who are vocal about our issues then you dont care about trans rights. you make all of your moves based off of drama and a desire to keep the clique pristine.

[jageunyeoujari]

‘idea’ & self-knowledge as love as freedom

w thanks to @radiatingdyke​​ & henrik !!

so in a previous post, i talked abt spectacle & respect in criminal for context. now starting off w henrik’s thoughts re: plato:

"It’s honestly pretty ambiguous what Plato means by it- at least in the republic- The core theory is that ideal forms are a truer kind of reality than the shadows. The philosopher escapes a cave of shadows projected on the wall by a ruling class, the only “reality” they ever knew and were literally bound to. They crawl through a treacherous passage to find themselves face to face with the dazzling light of the sun which blinds them temporarily, and as their eyes adjust they find themselves in a forest and realize the shadow puppet of “tree” was not the real tree all along! For what the shadows are: Idk how developed popular media/conventional politics were at the time but we (America) based a lot of our shit on it so I think one strong possibility is we find ourselves in a modern allegory of the cave where the shadows dancing on the wall are the world as it’s told to us- through news education and policy and the “real” is personal experience and genuine community. Then shadows would then be actual reality as we know it, including the real trees and personal experience, a veil placed over us by metaphysical forces which can be lifted through Godwork to reveal the true nature of the inner workings of the universe. The last part of the allegory is that the philosopher returns to the cave to free the other prisoners and spread the light”

so while criminal is the revelation in the toxic cycle of the idol culture & mutual destruction & obsession are confused for love, idea is making the decision to learn what true love & connection is, leaving behind the suffocating expectations demanded by the industry, & in the process, become complete in his humanity.

so we first see taemin in jail, condemning himself for his role in the toxic parasocial relations of idol culture, and literally... calling himself out.... altho i would say that this:

in criminal is purgatory proper, the jail may be the end point of his journey there. he confesses his sins, his soul gets purified, & then next we see him in the bar which is confirmed to be heaven (which happens to look much like lee soo man's office) while the flashy models stare at taemin, the walking dead, the posh people in suits (likely executives) ignore him. 

so here we have taemin trying to fit in seemlessly in this world of the elites who have the highest level of control in the idol industry. here, he is assured his status as the best & now guaranteed to be free of pain... but on their terms. there is shallow comfort but nothing else. the others content w playing games & eating delicacies, surrounded by alcohol, but are contained to sitting, indulging in frivolities, & passively looking on but no chance of connection. the bar is just another form of intoxication, but unlike criminal where there is at least an illusion of attaining love, heaven is merely stagnant. this idealized heaven of the elites cannot give true freedom as it is based on sterility & exclusivity, just another form of social control. "the dangerous dream that swallowed me is proven by you." staying here would be another form of self-betrayal & denial of the love he seeks so he rebels against heaven through his dancing, an affirmation of his life.

taemin then being shocked that all these shadow versions of himself are not the truth... silvery dissolving forms... his identity fragmenting............ but still taemin still can't break away from the illusion that the adoration & fame he receives as an idol could be actually hurting him.

as @radiatingdyke has talked about, BoA's 'killing me' line is reminiscent of korean shamans channeling gods. significant that it is BoA who he channels as they are both similar, debuting at a very young age & have been massive stars ever since then. "you are my messiah" BoA cuts him off, speaking the truth. this isn't who he rly is or what he actually wants. he must face himself & the truth or he will die. 

the mirror steps are i think symbolic of plato's ladder of love. to my understanding, the ladder of love is basically about how the aim of life is the ascension of the soul to heaven. the gods can do this as a god's soul is in perfect balance w all the different aspects of itself which makes them necessarily wise & good. humans' souls are in disarray, however, & it is this conflict between all parts of the soul which makes it difficult for us to follow the gods to heaven. to do this, people have to understand the true Form of beauty, by climbing the ladder of love. the steps start from loving a body which one is attracted to due to physical beauty & by understanding the beauty of this body, one can then consider how the beauty of one body is found in all bodies. the progression goes on from loving more broadly until we come to the last step, love of knowledge & wisdom. now one is able to see the actual form of Beauty, bringing harmony to your soul. so in order to taemin to finally know peace within himself, he has to know how to love.

& the progression of the ladder implies for me that by first learning to care for others but understanding who they are in their completeness & beauty, you eventually are able to learn to care for yourself & see the beauty in your own soul. & on the flip side, the better able you care for yourself, the more you are able to care for others. i'll discuss this more when i go into my thoughts on act 2 as a whole but basically, the rest of act 2 has a truly warm & loving atmosphere when taemin speaks to the other. in comparison, act 1 presents his experience of 'love' as enmeshment, painful, confusing, losing his self of sense to cater to the desires of the other. there are feelings of obligation to stay in this destructive relationship bc that’s his prescribed role & anyway, any attention is better than none at all. 

ppl w a poor sense of self can readily suffer mistreatment for the sake of a semblance of connection, confusing obsession for love when what’s rly happening is actually cathexis, an investment of emotions. while care & affection can exist w cathexis, as does happen in fans’ relations w idols, this is not the same thing as love which liberates & cultivates growth in yourself & the other. fans’ obsession w idols quickly flipping to hate when idols stray from the designated persona of perfection is investment in that image but is not real love. in act 1, he does not understand the other clearly for what it is, destruction that must end, & the fact that he is suffering. without such awareness, he is incapable of truly giving & receiving love. 

& while act 2 does have similar themes of taking on other's pain, it becomes a stark contrast to act 1 bc he does so from a place of utter assurance of his identity & true self-love, not from the fear of being left alone. he loves himself for who he is so he is able to love for ourselves purely as well.

& as @radiatingdyke has said (& in much more detail than i can) the ladder reflecting the sky can also be a reference to indigenous korean beliefs where the sky represents the entire universe. the creator god is Hanulnim, literally sky god.  

 also, even tho NGDA as a whole is replete w western imagery & references & v catholic, the overarching narrative of the 2 albums don't feel western to me in that there never is a fight between good & evil. a typical western narrative would be more like there would the defeat of like 'criminal' taemin by 'good' taemin or an obvious redemption arc. & to me, idea doesn't read so much as he confronts & then accepts both the good & the bad in him but that he leaves behind these limited concepts altogether & instead connects back to the true essence of the universe & becomes free to be utterly himself.

he’s struggled so much over the course of his career w figuring out how to reconcile the duality of himself, what it means to be authentic as an idol, wishing for his true self to be seen & appreciated. it’s always been looking outward for that validation but skirting away from revealing the whole truth of himself... & idea is the final answer to all that. no more denial, repression, burning away of the past, configuration to other ppl’s desires, no more use of mystery as a defense against the fear of being rejected if people see him for who he really is. he accepts himself for who he is & that’s all that matters.

in classic gaytholic taem fashion, he compares himself to jesus + mary + other divinity in NGDA imagery but ultimately, taemin is done w being both a god & the condemned. “i’ve finally opened my eyes.” he’s never been anything but a human being & he’s showing us all the beauty in that.

[wantlongera]

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send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? kai aka the SHOUTY manWho threatens to leave but never actually does? n OT dolores and yet ? idk, is that something kai does with dolores ? considering he’s like “wow she loves me? what’s This feeling i like it”Who actually keeps their word and leaves? again Not Dolores™Who trashes the house? KAI and then she fucking cleans it upDo either of them get physical? he did? grab her shoulders in that Angsty™ thread we have right?How often do they argue/disagree? honestly probably whenever kai is tired of dolores just? Agreeing to agree w/ whatever he says / whenever he’s like “how do you not realize im garbage yet”Who is the first to apologise? dolores aaaand i hate it!

Sex:

Who is on top? kaiWho is on the bottom? doloresWho has the strangest desires? ew kaiAny kinks? dolores’s are just to be Loved and Cherished™Who’s dominant in bed? kaiIs head ever in the equation? dolores is? Hesitant about bjs she thinks they’re nasty. but maybe? if it was his birthday and he begged (nasty and also? Pathetic) she might try. If so, who is better at performing it? kaiEver had sex in public? NO shes a classy ladyWho moans the most? probably dolores fahfjahjjhbaf she’s loudWho leaves the most marks? kaiWho screams the loudest? kaiWho is the more experienced of the two? kai bc she’s only had sex w/ one man before himDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? make love mostly but there’s probably been a time or two it’s been a ‘fuck’ for him at leastRough or soft? both tbhHow long do they usually last? i can see them going for like, half an hourIs protection used? nahDoes it ever get boring? naaaah, kai’s there and i don’t think he’d ever let itWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? the most dolores would be up for is like, maaaybe the car if it was parked in a place that was guaranteed not to be spotted or intruded

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? oh god. unfortunately, yes.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? dolores wants like, four children, which means three of them would be kai’s and that terrifies me.Who is the favorite parent? dolores lmaoWho is the authoritative parent? kaiWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? kaiWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? kaiWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? dolores def, and she drags kai whenever he’s freeWho goes to parent teacher interviews? kai probably got banned from them for yelling at the teacherWho changes the diapers? doloresWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? doloresWho spends the most time with the children? DOLORESWho packs their lunch boxes? doloresWho gives their children ‘the talk’? oh it’s gotta be kai tbhWho cleans up after the kids? doloresWho worries the most? doloresWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? kai

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? both! i remember you posting a headcanon that kai claims his territory by spooning fjaajfjnakfnjanjafWho is the little spoon? doloresWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? k AIWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? kaiHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? dolores can go for like, ever, so it’s whenever kai is like ‘i have to get up’.Who gives the most kisses? doloresWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? cuddlingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? what better place than bed tbhWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? oh god kaiHow often do they get time to themselves? the saddest thing is probably? not very much? he’s a busy man! he’s on city council (which probs meets like once a week like ok kai) but then he’s got his dumb cult shit going on so

Sleeping:

Who snores? dolores doesn’t, idk if kai does!If both do, who snores the loudest? n/aDo they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bed!If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy up and you know itWho talks in their sleep? oh god i could see kai doing it if he’s having a nightmareWhat do they wear to bed? dolores wears this which? admittedly is not very sexyAre either of your muses insomniacs? i could see kai being one kjafnjkafnjkaCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? no but kai has a MYRIAD of other pillsDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they’re full out SPOONINGWho wakes up with bed hair? oh god do i want to imagine kai’s greasy ass bed headWho wakes up first? depends on if kai sleeps that night probs. dolores wakes up relatively early though for work (five am babey).Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? doloresWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning/cuddlingWho hogs the sheets? kaiDo they set an alarm each night? dolores doesCan a television be found in their bedroom? yesWho has nightmares? kaiWho has ridiculous dreams? kaiWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? kaiWho makes the bed? doloresWhat time is bed time? dolores goes to bet at like? nine.Any routines/rituals before bed? oooft dolores has a whole long ass beauty ritual before bed tbhWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? kai

Work:

Who is the busiest? kaiWho rakes in the highest income? probably kaiAre any of your muses unemployed? nahWho takes the most sick days? neither tbhWho is more likely to turn up late to work? neitherWho sucks up to their boss?What are their jobs? kai is a councilman, dolores is a kindergarten teacherWho stresses the most? kaiDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? dolores loves her job, kai seems to enjoy hisAre your muses financially stable? yes

Home:

Who does the washing? doloresWho takes out the trash? doloresWho does the ironing? doloresWho does the cooking? doloresWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? kaiWho is messier? kaiWho leaves the toilet roll empty? kaiWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? kaiWho forgets to flush the toilet? kaiWho is the prankster around the house? eh neither tbhWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? eh neitherWho mows the lawn? kaiWho answers the telephone? kaiWho does the vacuuming? doloresWho does the groceries? doloresWho takes the longest to shower? kai bc dolores takes bathsWho spends the most time in the bathroom? kai

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? noHow many cars do they own? two? i assume kai has a car? and dolores inherited leroy’s car after his death.Do they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? neitherDo they live in the city or in the country? cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? honestly dolores is pretty nervous living in town because of all the murdersWhat’s their song? n/a bc i haven’t thought of one ripWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? kai’s probably doing his councilman duties/his cult thing, dolores is either at home or at work during the dayWhere did they first meet? his houseHow did they first meet? dolores just knocked on his door uninvited like damn girlWho spends the most money when out shopping? kaiWho’s more likely to flash their assets? kaiWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? oh god hopefully neitherAny mental issues? Y E A H you have the time for a listWho’s terrified of bugs? doloresWho kills the spiders around the house? kaiTheir favourite place? probably their home tbhWho pays the bills? kaiDo they have any fears for their future? yesWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? doloresWho uses up all of the hot water? doloresWho’s the tallest? kaiWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? kaiWho wanders around in their underwear? kaiWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? kaiWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? dolores but she would never say itDo they have mutual friends? kai has friends? tbf neither does doloresWho crushed first? kaiAny alcohol or substance related problems? oh ye, kai doesWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? kaiWho swears the most? kai

[holydepths-blog]

✩ watergate :3

this took too fucking long

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? i feel like emma cos she’s more angry dramatic and he’s more emo dramatic but i was also gonna say he probably should to accomodate for his heightWho threatens to leave but never actually does? neither of them, they’ve both left one another repeatedly. Who actually keeps their word and leaves? both of them, see above. Who trashes the house? i don’t think either of them … i can’t see him ever doing it but if he did she would kick his ass things need to be NEAT Do either of them get physical? basement gate tease ! but no … it’s soft ….  that’s been erased from my memory … they’re emo not violent  How often do they argue/disagree? all the time but about #dumb shit nowadays … used to be more serious but now? you like chocolate ice cream better? … idiot  Who is the first to apologise? if they had a penny for every time mickey has apologised to her both of them could quit their low salary jobs and move to france 

Sex:

Who is on top? bold of u to assume they aren’t both switches Who is on the bottom? ^Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? mind ur fucking business … snuggling is a kink Who’s dominant in bed? i don’t think dominant has ever been in either of their vocabulary where’s the john mulaney gif abt soup in the lap … regaurdless … probably he has to be she’s babyIs head ever in the equation? she suck the dick for free and mickey is a good boy, he knows how to go down on a womf If so, who is better at performing it? i don’t know how sex works is it easier to eat thrussy or suck a dick … they both try the only thing that matters is that once he said she was better at sex than [ redacted ] Ever had sex in public? private public … like not dressing room public but like, romantic lookout in a car public … hope no coppers come 2 shine their flashlight Who moans the most? idk if this is my sexism or my lesbian but women should, legally, be required to moan more than menWho leaves the most marks? he better swallow his masculinity and get used to concealer but i feel like that wld not be an issue for him, king ! he can’t borrow hers though it won’t match Who screams the loudest? WHO YELLSWho is the more experienced of the two? mickey. fucking duh. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? they make love :3Rough or soft? soft … unlike his penis How long do they usually last? haha 8 seconds joe goldberg tease? idk how long sex even lasts in general …. solidly average is my guess Is protection used? he better wrap it before he taps it my girl cannot afford plan b . so yesDoes it ever get boring? not …. boring but ….. consistent. when emma gets too drunk she asks odette for sex advice bc she doesn’t want to bore ickey Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? nowhere is strange if ur brave enough.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? …. yes ….If so, how many children do your muses want/have? she wants 27 children actually but literally anything from 1-30 will suffice …. they need a lot of help on his inevitable farm Who is the favorite parent? mickey is the fun parent so u already know who it is Who is the authoritative parent? REMEMBER the clip i sent u from the marky mark movie … she’s always the bad guy until he gets #fedup and he has to remind her that she’s not doing it this time AJSDKF Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? honeslty both of them unless emma hoards all the candy … selfish  Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both of them they make fucking SIGNS …. its a little league game u dont need to paint the football stripes on ur faceWho goes to parent teacher interviews? they both go but mickey is better at them because emma always goes into teacher mode and tries to talk about Who changes the diapers? mickey does he’s a NURSE he is not grossed out , she is . baby poop is rank Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? where tf is that gifset from prison break when u need it … she does but only because she hates diapers and it’s only fair to pop a tiddie out every night for ur kid in exchangeWho spends the most time with the children? ummmm FAMILY FUN NIGHT x Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’? mickey he is obligated as a medical professional she don’t teach sex ed …. Who cleans up after the kids? emma but only because she’s a neat freak Who worries the most? both of them try to pretend they’re VERY cool and nonchalant and this is actually very easy until one of them cracks (probably her) and they both worry together constantly . solidarity babey ! ….. moreso her tho u cannot change my mind Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? auntie odette change my mind we said FUCK watergate lives , emdette rise 

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? both of them …. constntly …. disgusting Who is the little spoon? [ jake peralta vc ] everyone likes to be the little spoon, it makes them feel safe ! LOOK HERE buddy …. he is and i dont take questions , even when he was 10 ft Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? can he fucking keep his hands AWF …. thats coming from me not emma she appreciates it Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? both of them …. its CONSTANT … hand on the shoulder , touching someone’s back as u walk past …. SOFT ! n then the one gif  u sent from superstore where amy slaps jonah’s ass that’s emma How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?  they actually fall asleep cuddling and wake up complaining abt falling asleep in a uncomfortable position… shut up abt ur back pain ur not 80 Who gives the most kisses? KISS kisses …. he. but know … she’s always kissing him on the cheek What is their favourite non-sexual activity? this is gonna sound g*y as hell but stay with me here ………. just being in the same place , even when they’re doing diff stuff . TOGETHERNESS …. vomit time Where is their favourite place to cuddle? the couch , i retract my statement about them not being 80 they actually fall asleep watching tv Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? casually ? she … to actually initiate eye emoji ? he How often do they get time to themselves? all the time , they know 2 other people 

Sleeping:

Who snores? he does im hcing this for ur own character If both do, who snores the loudest? she doesn’t SNORE she’s a lady Do they share a bed or sleep separately? they’ve been in 200 different stages of relationship ……. OTHER than depending on that , she sleeps better w him there :3If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they start far apart cos she’s a blanket hog but she always ends up next 2 him Who talks in their sleep? she mumbles sometimes ….. its nothing coherent What do they wear to bed? she owns 47 different stupid size xxxxxxxl shirts that were 2 bucks  from walmart and wears only that . i bet mickey owns a bathrobe, bourgeois pig … Are either of your muses insomniacs? idk she reads a chapter of whatever dumb shit she’s reading and has tea or wine and conks out ….. idk his business Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? idk abt taking them and ik its not the point but shes anal retentive abt keeping medicine in the medicine cabinet so THERE BETTER NOT BE Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? AS I SAID … they start out on opposite sides of the beg and end up more tangled than tangled (20whatever) Who wakes up with bed hair? his hair is floofy ,,,, Who wakes up first? i feel like that depends on his shifts …. she wakes up at the same damn time every week day …. weekends though she sleeps in for 10 yrs so him Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? emma tries and he has to leave bed anyway because the fire alarm goes off  What is their favourite sleeping position? she prefers it when she has all the blankets Who hogs the sheets? she does Do they set an alarm each night? they have JOBS does she look like pippa to u Can a television be found in their bedroom? yes so she can cry over dumb rom coms over somewhere other than the couch …… he’s invested in them , change my mind Who has nightmares? i already know ur about to say he does so im calling the cops on u end of story Who has ridiculous dreams? all of emma’s dreams are indistinguishable from bad acid trips Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? she sleeps in the fetal position he seems like a sprawler …..Who makes the bed? emma …. its gotta be CLEAN and if he ever says “why make it we’re just gonna sleep there again” its on SIGHT What time is bed time? whenever she passes out , always before midnight , considering they’re 72Any routines/rituals before bed? i bet they brush their teeth at the same time to see who can do it faster like they’re five year olds …. or that gifset from new girl where he’s like “ u read my walking dead fanfic ? ”Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? emma takes three cups of coffee to be able to be her CHIPPER self …. 

Work:

Who is the busiest? she has like a 6 hour work day so he for sure Who rakes in the highest income? i just googled nurses versus preschool teachers and he makes twice what she does …. laughs nervously …. glad she’s going back 2 school but elementary teachers STILL make less …. mr talbot got COIN ! Are any of your muses unemployed? no , freeloading is ILLEGAL Who takes the most sick days? i feel like the two worst jobs to go into sick are a literal hospital with immunocompromised people and a preschool with toddlers who dont wash their hands …. equal maybe Who is more likely to turn up late to work? despite her original beef with odette in the apocalypse verse emma is NEVER late to work Who sucks up to their boss? she cooks dinner , a nice LASAGNA for whoever to heat up and mickey has to break it to her that making whoever her superior is eat what tastes like glue will in fact , damage their relationship What are their jobs? hes a nursey  boy …. shes a teacher Who stresses the most? about life in general? her. about work? probably him. he’s dealing with LIVES she’s got the alphabet Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they better they aren’t getting paid enough to hate it Are your muses financially stable? they’re not rich but they’re not dying and that’s what matters 

Home:

Who does the washing? emma because it relaxes her Who takes out the trash? he better , she does not like to  LOOK at things once they are thrown out … its smelly Who does the ironing? neither of them have ironed anything in their lives Who does the cooking? HE HAS TO IDC if he isn’t fuckign gordon ramsay she’ll kill them Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? emma Who is messier? if he leaves a single sock on the floor he is automatically messier than her Who leaves the toilet roll empty? that’s satanic neither of them Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? he does …. its just not REALISTIC that she does Who forgets to flush the toilet? that’s gross ……hopefully neither ….. DISGOSTEING.mp4Who is the prankster around the house? anything STUPID is hers and hers alone but i feel like he’d do something relatively innocent and it would go HORRIBLY wrong like , hey emma come get y’all juice ….Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? despite being organized in every other aspect of her life emma has never kept track of keys in her life its a disease Who mows the lawn? he does , he shld do it shirtless so she can objectify him Who answers the telephone? mickey, she truly stares at it hoping it’ll go away Who does the vacuuming? emmaWho does the groceries? she would make HORRIBLE decisions ,,, he shld make the list and she shld get it Who takes the longest to shower? no sexism but she’s a girl Who spends the most time in the bathroom? see above 

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? yES like … they can afford groceries , make rent , but for literally every american except jeff bezos money is a problem in some area . this isn’t a hc just a capitalist hellscape How many cars do they own? two …. neither of them are very nice cars Do they own their home or do they rent? rent unless/until he gets the farm of his dreams Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? countryside thats where FARMS are … but like rn , coast cos there’s the ocean in town Do they live in the city or in the country? see above bbgDo they enjoy their surroundings? the goats of the future and the noisy neighbors of the current and past eras both leave something to be desired , but in general yes What’s their song? not to go all modern au but remember when stereo hearts was on their 2011 mixtape AJSKDF …. issa bop and its arguably the most cutesy singable on the playlist What do they do when they’re away from each other? bitch idk ? exist as human beings ?Where did they first meet? idk she probably met him for coffee or sum before moving in together to make sure he wasn’t a serial killer How did they first meet? they were roommates … oh my god they were roommates …. she prolly put an ad in the paper very lucky she did not get murdered x Who spends the most money when out shopping? i feel like neither of them are big spenders but her sticker and colored pen budget is larger than it should be Who’s more likely to flash their assets? i thought this was talking about tits for a second but im assuming mone ? they keep it humble Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? they both do , bullying one another is a bonding experience Any mental issues? more than you know my guy Who’s terrified of bugs? if she sees a SPIDER she floors it , but she releases most other bugs …. he better kill anything w 8 legs tho Who kills the spiders around the house? mickey , as described above wow im psychic Their favourite place? they can make any place work together … gay but true , just like me Who pays the bills? she has a special binder just for taxes Do they have any fears for their future? all the fears actually Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? she cannot cook but she has 10/10 ordered takeout , put it on plates and been like :the happy version of the pensive emoji yk the one: i cooked it while the reciept is still on the counter Who uses up all of the hot water? thats very selfish she wld never but she also showers first bc she doesn’t trust him not to ….. Who’s the tallest? they , in american , are the SAME HEIGHT ,,, fuck centimeters Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Who wanders around in their underwear? clothes are oppressive let them both do it coward Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? it probably turns into a competition until they’re both singing at the top of their lungs …. omg watergate you’re gonna burst a vocal cord oh my god they can’t hear us they have airpods in What do they tease each other about? literally everything …. one of them BREAHTES wrong and the other is like “ ah didnt realise the asthma express was in town “ Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? mickey literally dresses like the fresh prince so u already answered that for me Do they have mutual friends? can the real jack detler please stand up Who crushed first? she ……. did not immediately fall in love with him let me tell u , it took her some solid MONTHS to realise she was in deep for his bitch ass Any alcohol or substance related problems? i wld hope not , #stubie twWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? them , together , for getting kicked out of the bar for singing Who swears the most? neither ? 

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                         Cliff/Naomi — 

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice: NaomiWho threatens to leave but never actually does: CliffWho actually keeps their word and leaves?: Naomi, but not for very longWho trashes the house?: Both of them, but I feel like Cliff is the only one who cleansDo either of them get physical?: nahHow often do they argue/disagree?: not very often (lol @ us when we said they’d never argue, and then they fought in our next thread)Who is the first to apologise?: Cliff

SEX:

Who is on top?: eitherWho is on the bottom?: this is a dumb question (see above)Who has the strangest desires?: CliffAny kinks?: yeah Cliff likes to play Drake’s Take Care on loop and Naomi’s probably into being choked lol she wildWho’s dominant in bed?: Naomi Is head ever in the equation?: I meeeean, I’d assume so, lmaoIf so, who is better at performing it?: Naomi? bruh idkEver had sex in public?: Naomi’s probably wanted to but Cliff hits with the “no wtf we’re not animals” Who moans the most?: NaomiWho leaves the most marks?: Naomi Who screams the loudest?: Naomi, lmaoWho is the more experienced of the two?: not CliffDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: l-u-v bc they’re lameRough or soft?: ummm bothHow long do they usually last?: a crisp 45 minutes, maybe an hourIs protection used?: r u crazy, yesDoes it ever get boring?: nahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex?: apartment balcony? we just don’t know

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: don’t have any, don’t plan to, but shit happens I suppose If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: Cliff probably wants one, idk manWho is the favorite parent?: NaomiWho is the authoritative parent?: CliffWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Naomi, but Cliff would be okay with it too lbrWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: CliffWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Cliff, and Naomi when she can Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: both (I guess)Who changes the diapers?: Cliff, or quite honestly, the nanny Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: they take turnsWho spends the most time with the children?: CliffWho packs their lunch boxes?: um themselves (or Cliff probably) Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: NaomiWho cleans up after the kids?: a maid, tfWho worries the most?: CliffWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: both lmao

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?: bothWho is the little spoon?: Naomi, but sometimes Cliff Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Naomi Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: both (lame)  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: trick questionWho gives the most kisses?: Cliff What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: this thingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle?: anywhere smh i hate themWho is more likely to playfully grope the other?: Naomi How often do they get time to themselves?: basically whenever Naomi’s in town/when they become hermits 

SLEEPING:

Who snores?: neitherDo they share a bed or sleep separately?: shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: cozyWho talks in their sleep?: NaomiWhat do they wear to bed?: Naomi wears literally lingerie, and we just dont know what Cliff wearsAre either of your muses insomniacs?: Naomi’s a crackhead, you tell meCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: its lit so yeahDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: they’re re: getting cozyWho wakes up with bed hair?: NaomiWho wakes up first: CliffWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Cliff What is their favourite sleeping position? real close and tangled up with each other Who hogs the sheets?: NaomiDo they set an alarm each night?: nahCan a television be found in their bedroom?: yes, but only to watch movies with each otherWho has nightmares?: uh Cliff idkWho has ridiculous dreams?: NaomiWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: NaomiWho makes the bed?: neitherWhat time is bed time?: whenever my dudeAny routines/rituals before bed?: weed and a movie, or s/tWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Naomi

WORK:

Who is the busiest?: NaomiWho rakes in the highest income?: NaomiAre any of your muses unemployed?: noWho takes the most sick days?: neither??Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: NaomiWho sucks up to their boss?: CliffWhat are their jobs?: Naomi’s a model, Cliff’s a tattoo artistWho stresses the most?: they’re chillin Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: Naomi’s whatever about her’s, Cliff loves hisAre your muses financially stable?: hell yea

HOME:

Who does the washing?: CliffWho takes out the trash?: CliffWho does the ironing?: CliffWho does the cooking?: if making instant noodles counts, then CliffWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: NaomiWho is messier?: NaomiWho leaves the toilet roll empty?: neitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: NaomiWho forgets to flush the toilet?: neitherWho is the prankster around the house?: both, but mostly Cliff Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: Cliff Who mows the lawn?: lol what lawnWho answers the telephone?: bothWho does the vacuuming?: CliffWho does the groceries?: Cliff Who takes the longest to shower?: NaomiWho spends the most time in the bathroom?: Naomi

MISCELLANEOUS:

Is money a problem?: lol noHow many cars do they own?: none atm, but probably several in the futureDo they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: neitherDo they live in the city or in the country?: cityDo they enjoy their surroundings?: yeWhat’s their song?: east atlanta santa  What do they do when they’re away from each other?: facetime a lot tbhWhere did they first meet?: at Kit and Teagan’s, probably How did they first meet?: their dads pushed them together Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Naomi Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: Naomi Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: bothAny mental issues?: don’t think soWho’s terrified of bugs?: neitherWho kills the spiders around the house?: NaomiTheir favourite place?: the clurb, or their apartment honestly Who pays the bills?: NaomiDo they have any fears for their future?: Cliff might (like thinking Naomi doesn’t love him the same way he loves her, yikes) but she doesn’t Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: bothWho uses up all of the hot water?: NaomiWho’s the tallest?: Cliff Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: NaomiWho wanders around in their underwear?: Naomi Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: NaomiWhat do they tease each other about?: Naomi teases him about his nameWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: NaomiDo they have mutual friends?: more like mutual frenemiesWho crushed first?: Cliff Any alcohol or substance related problems?: oh boyWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: both, or Naomi’s drunk and he’s helping her home Who swears the most?: tough call 

                      Maya/Jett – 

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice: MayaWho threatens to leave but never actually does: JettWho actually keeps their word and leaves?: MayaWho trashes the house?: both, but like, with artsy shit Do either of them get physical?: noHow often do they argue/disagree?: hmmm only every .02 seconds (though its more like Maya rolling her eyes at everything he says)Who is the first to apologise?: not Maya 

SEX:

Who is on top?: MayaWho is on the bottom?: hmmm idk u tell me Who has the strangest desires?: Jett, idk, he’s kinda weird Any kinks?: yea Maya’s kink is when he doesn’t talk Who’s dominant in bed?: MayaIs head ever in the equation?: sure If so, who is better at performing it?: Jett, but only because Maya doesn’t like doing it Ever had sex in public?: Maya loves herself (but maybe)Who moans the most?: MayaWho leaves the most marks?: Jett probs to piss her off Who screams the loudest?: neither Who is the more experienced of the two?: even playing fields my guy Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: fuckRough or soft?: rough How long do they usually last?: we just dont know Is protection used?: re: r u crazyDoes it ever get boring?: ehh no Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: art show

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: no and noIf so, how many children do your muses want/have?: idkWho is the favorite parent?: JettWho is the authoritative parent?: MayaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: MayaWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: JettWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: bothWho goes to parent teacher interviews?: both Who changes the diapers?: bothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: again, bothWho spends the most time with the children?: Maya, idkWho packs their lunch boxes?: every man for themselves Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: MayaWho cleans up after the kids?: neither Who worries the most?: JettWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: Maya

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?: lol neither Who is the little spoon?: Maya Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Jett Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: neither  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: literally 10-15 minutes Who gives the most kisses?: Jett, idkWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity?: being pretentious art hoes Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: nowhere Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: MayaHow often do they get time to themselves?: sometimes 

SLEEPING:

Who snores?: JettDo they share a bed or sleep separately?: share ocassionaly If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: start out spart, end up together Who talks in their sleep?: Maya What do they wear to bed?: both wear t-shirts probably Are either of your muses insomniacs?: don’t think so Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: nopeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: side by sideWho wakes up with bed hair?: JettWho wakes up first: MayaWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: neither, or maybe Jett. who knows. What is their favourite sleeping position?: ?? we dont knowWho hogs the sheets?: bothDo they set an alarm each night?: noCan a television be found in their bedroom?: nahWho has nightmares?: maybe bothWho has ridiculous dreams?: Maya Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: Jett (Maya’s too tiny for that)Who makes the bed?: MayaWhat time is bed time?: like 5amAny routines/rituals before bed?: noWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Maya

WORK:

Who is the busiest?: neither lbrWho rakes in the highest income?: again, neither lmaoAre any of your muses unemployed?: no, but are they really employed anywayWho takes the most sick days?: u can’t take a sick day from artWho is more likely to turn up late to work?: MayaWho sucks up to their boss?: Jett What are their jobs?: Maya’s an artist, Jett’s a photographer (supposedly), and both students Who stresses the most?: they’re chillin Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: they’re both annoying n passionate Are your muses financially stable?: i mean, their parents are 

HOME:

Who does the washing?: MayaWho takes out the trash?: JettWho does the ironing?: neither Who does the cooking?: its about the take out lifeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: JettWho is messier?: MayaWho leaves the toilet roll empty?: neitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: JettWho forgets to flush the toilet?: neitherWho is the prankster around the house?: i mean, Maya can’t take a joke soWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: MayaWho mows the lawn?: whats a lawnWho answers the telephone?: bothWho does the vacuuming?: JettWho does the groceries?: MayaWho takes the longest to shower?: JettWho spends the most time in the bathroom?: its about the same 

MISCELLANEOUS:

Is money a problem?: some whatHow many cars do they own?: zeroDo they own their home or do they rent? rentDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: neither?Do they live in the city or in the country?: cityDo they enjoy their surroundings?: sureWhat’s their song?: ill have to get back to uWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?: chill Where did they first meet?: on the streets How did they first meet?: Maya started painting him without asking #classis Who spends the most money when out shopping?: JettWho’s more likely to flash their assets?: hm neither Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: both but especially Maya Any mental issues?: don’t think soWho’s terrified of bugs?: neitherWho kills the spiders around the house?: Jett Their favourite place?: somewhere annoying Who pays the bills?: bothDo they have any fears for their future?: probs about getting jobs idekWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: good questionWho uses up all of the hot water?: MayaWho’s the tallest?: JettWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Jett Who wanders around in their underwear?: MayaWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: neither smhWhat do they tease each other about?: she teases him about everything Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: bothDo they have mutual friends?: do theyWho crushed first?: hmAny alcohol or substance related problems?: nah we’re good Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Maya Who swears the most?: Maya

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✩ ros/z & ari/naseem aka luv me♥♥

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DISAGREEMENTS:

WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO RAISE THEIR VOICE? ros n naseem ( when he actually gets rly heated with ari but other than that ari prob screams at him too ! )WHO THREATENS TO LEAVE BUT NEVER ACTUALLY DOES? zara ( bc shes scared he’ll leave her so she never rly does anymore ) n maybe ari ? if naseem was ever a douche she definitely wouldWHO ACTUALLY KEEPS THEIR WORD AND LEAVES? listen these kids have been thru it all. but contradicting my last answer, ari would bc she knows how to hold a grudgeWHO TRASHES THE HOUSE? ros n naseemDO EITHER OF THEM GET PHYSICAL? HELLLLLLLL NOOO ! ( this is bad bc this might give ideas )HOW OFTEN DO THEY ARGUE/DISAGREE? whenever we both have a bad idea WHO IS THE FIRST TO APOLOGISE? def zara and naseem bc ari is stubborn af there aint gonna be an apology tf ? 

SEX:

WHO HAS THE STRANGEST DESIRES? uh ros n naseemANY KINKS? naseem ? finds anything ari does hot . ros ? literally the kinkiest n im surprised he hasnt asked zara to do some shiiiit WHO’S DOMINANT IN BED? obv ros for rara but literally naseem most of the time but ari sometimes is over it and says hey my turn !! IS HEAD EVER IN THE EQUATION? uh ask ari OIHDSFJKHSDIF SO, WHO IS BETTER AT PERFORMING IT? ^EVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC? naseem n ari prob did tbh WHO MOANS THE MOST? zara n ari def WHO LEAVES THE MOST MARKS? ok tbh zara would claw ros’ back sm and if she got jealous bc some girl was lookin at her mans she would make sure to leave lil tiny hickies on his neck / collarbone . i wanna say nas but i feel like ari would make sure there’s some marks on naseem so she can show him off. WHO SCREAMS THE LOUDEST? zara def oidshkjdsh . would ari scream ? is she abt that ? WHO IS THE MORE EXPERIENCED OF THE TWO? ros n nasDO THEY ‘FUCK’ OR ‘MAKE LOVE’? [ tyler vc ] zara probably the typa girl to call fucking “making love” ROUGH OR SOFT? tbh both ships are abt it. rara probably more towards soft bc zara is a smol bean and nasella probably towards rough bc they kinky af i know it HOW LONG DO THEY USUALLY LAST? ask them oisdhkjdshIS PROTECTION USED? rara ? protection ? nasella ? protection ? huhhhh ? DOES IT EVER GET BORING? obviousllylyllyy not . WHERE IS THE STRANGEST PLACE THEY’D HAVE SEX? winks . ask them . osdhkjdshsd 

FAMILY:

DO YOUR MUSES PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN/OR HAVE CHILDREN? zara def does . so does naseem. they r nodding at me a lot IF SO, HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOUR MUSES WANT/HAVE? zara prob wants one at first but then when they start school she’ll be like !! no we need another !!!!! naseem definitely wants to have at least 2 . 3 at the most WHO IS THE FAVORITE PARENT? zara would prob have a problem saying no. naseem would definitely spoil their kid, but i feel like they would love ari bc ari would play with them n naseem would want to film them. WHO IS THE AUTHORITATIVE PARENT? OIDSHKJSDH zara !!! ros would probably be like “let’s go bungee jumping” or smth like that osdihdksjhs and DEFINITELY ari . naseem can barely put on those diamond shaped band-aids WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO ALLOW THE CHILDREN TO HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL? ros and naseem definitelellylylllyyWHO LETS THE CHILDREN INDULGE IN SWEETS AND JUNK FOOD WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND? AGAIN ! ros n naseeeeem WHO TURNS UP TO EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES TO SUPPORT THEIR CHILDREN? ok tbh all of them do . WHO GOES TO PARENT TEACHER INTERVIEWS? zara would drag ros along. ari would probably drag naseem too WHO CHANGES THE DIAPERS? zara would b 2 scared. naseem would do it WHO GETS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO FEED THE BABY? tbh i see both of them taking shifts like “n o ooo ooo oo  .. its ur turn .”WHO SPENDS THE MOST TIME WITH THE CHILDREN? zara probably takes time off bc she literally owns her company and naseem doesnt technically work so ???!?!?!?! them two WHO PACKS THEIR LUNCH BOXES? zara wOULD LEAVE NOTES AND NASEEM WOULD B THE DAD WHO LITERALLY ONLY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE PB N J SO I WOULD HOPE ARI WHO GIVES THEIR CHILDREN ‘THE TALK’? ros n naseem. zara would b 2 squimish and scared 2 talk to them abt it n naseem would 100 % do it if its a boy but if its a girl then ari definitely has to WHO CLEANS UP AFTER THE KIDS? zara and maybe naseem . but he’s a slob. so prob ari . WHO WORRIES THE MOST? zara zara zara zaraaaaa . probably ari calls up z and is like “wtf do i do my kid is literally crawling into the pantry” n z gives advice. WHO ARE THE CHILDREN MORE LIKELY TO LEARN THEIR FIRST SWEAR WORD FROM? LMAOOOO ROS !! BUT TBH ! ARI WOULD B YELLING AT NASEEM A LOT ! SO PROB ARI ODIFSHDSKJ

AFFECTION:

WHO LIKES TO CUDDLE? is this even a q . zara is the queen of cuddles . also . naseem highkey loves cuddling with ari bc he’s like my baby is home in my arms.WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? def zara and ari WHO GETS NAUGHTY IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE OF PLACES? naseem and ros !! keep it in ur pants guyssss !! WHO STRUGGLES TO KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELF?  tbh zara always wanting to hold roscoe’s hand 24/7 like a lost pup and naseem always wants to keep his arm around ari to show that THATS MY BABYYYY !!! HOW LONG CAN THEY CUDDLE UNTIL ONE BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE? ros has 2 live with it bc zara would pout @ him n b like .. r u kidididididnngngng ? ?? ? ? and with naseem he could cuddle for like 20 minutes and then want to do smth elseWHO GIVES THE MOST KISSES? definniteeelyllyly zara. naseem probably likes kissing ari’s neck a lot when their out and kissing her head. WHAT IS THEIR FAVOURITE NON-SEXUAL ACTIVITY? zara . loves . cudddling . as for nasella ? prob ‘arguing’ and teasing each other. WHERE IS THEIR FAVOURITE PLACE TO CUDDLE? rara probably anywhere with a blanket and nasella probably on the couch with a nice movie playing. WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO PLAYFULLY GROPE THE OTHER? naseem definitelellylyly and ros !!!!HOW OFTEN DO THEY GET TIME TO THEMSELVES? naseem n z can both take off whenever they want so if the other is home they r too 

SLEEPING:

WHO SNORES? ros and naseemDO THEY SHARE A BED OR SLEEP SEPARATELY? rara shares a bed n so does nasella unless ari is upset with naseem, then he sleeps on the couchIF THEY SLEEP TOGETHER, DO THEY COZY UP TOGETHER OR LAY FAR APART? the both of them prob cozy up aw :’)WHO TALKS IN THEIR SLEEP? zara . ding ding ding zara. sodhjksdh i dont think naseem would. maybe if he was v v stressed idk WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO BED? zara wear’s ros’ t shirts and naseem is legit just in boxers and sometimes long pantsARE EITHER OF YOUR MUSES INSOMNIACS? idk m8. naseem i know he is because he wont sleep unless he 1000000% knows ari is asleep. CAN SLEEPING PILLS BE FOUND BY THE BEDSIDE? hah ! zara. DO THEY WRAP THEIR LIMBS AROUND EACH OTHER OR JUST LAY SIDE BY SIDE? zara probably clings onto roscoe n naseem probably doesn’t care as long as ari is in his armsWHO WAKES UP WITH BED HAIR? tbh all of them. odhfhdfjkh. but it’s like a minor bed head. WHO WAKES UP FIRST? ros and ari probably. both z n nas love sleepingWHO PREPARES BREAKFAST IN BED FOR THE OTHER? on the rare occasion z is up first, she makes the breakfast, and naseem definitely would, even if he wasn’t the first to wake up. he would tell ari to stay in bed. 

ok guess what the answers above were written two months ago n now im continuing this april 13th

WHAT IS THEIR FAVOURITE SLEEPING POSITION? tbh both of the boys probably big spoon the girls bc they seem so cuddlyWHO HOGS THE SHEETS? absolutely ari and naseem wouldnt wake her up bc yikes does he wanna die today ? for rara : zara DO THEY SET AN ALARM EACH NIGHT? zara is probably the only one out of the fourCAN A TELEVISION BE FOUND IN THEIR BEDROOM? probably dusty as fuck tbh JSDKHSDJS but yeahWHO HAS NIGHTMARES? zara n occassionally nas will. but ari ? she witnessed her mom’s u know . probably herWHO HAS RIDICULOUS DREAMS? naseem probably dreams about some shit like following a marshmallow peep thru a forestWHO SPRAWLS OUT AND TAKES UP MOST OF THE BED? ari ari aRI !!!! like outta all of them ... ARI !!WHO MAKES THE BED? zara !! and if she had the choice ?? she would zoom her ass over to nasella’s to clean their bedWHAT TIME IS BED TIME? zara is the type to fall asleep at 9, naseem would stay up until ari fell asleep tbhANY ROUTINES/RITUALS BEFORE BED? brush ya damn teeth thats probably itWHO’S THE GRUMPIEST WHEN THEY WAKE UP? ari aND ROS !! 

WORK:

WHO IS THE BUSIEST? ari and zaraaaWHO RAKES IN THE HIGHEST INCOME? zara jkhshsdjssdhdks but with ari’s fashion gig she might b overtaking nas’ roleARE ANY OF YOUR MUSES UNEMPLOYED? nah m8 they r fine as hellll ( actually technically nas is )WHO TAKES THE MOST SICK DAYS? nas takes “sick” days and so does rosWHO IS MORE LIKELY TO TURN UP LATE TO WORK? ros literally goes to the parlor when he feels like it . naseem technically ? is an at home guy WHO SUCKS UP TO THEIR BOSS? know-it-all-voice : zara is her own boss . so is naseem. and so is ros. WHAT ARE THEIR JOBS? zara : ceo of bradley inc / ros : tattoo artist n owner / nas : fucking he does what he wants / ari : fashion iconWHO STRESSES THE MOST? zara n ari DO YOUR MUSES ENJOY OR DESPISE THEIR CAREERS/OCCUPATIONS? i wOULD HOPE THEY ALL LOVE IT ARE YOUR MUSES FINANCIALLY STABLE? yes they areee 

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WHO DOES THE WASHING? tha girlsWHO TAKES OUT THE TRASH? probably the guys bc zara doesnt want to have to touch dirty thingsWHO DOES THE IRONING? nas def n maybe zara. does she even kno how to ironWHO DOES THE COOKING? ari bc nas fucking HIRED A CHEF ! and zara dont even know how to bake so maybe ros on this oneWHO IS MORE LIKELY TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN JUST TRYING? SAY IT WITH ME KIDS ! NASEEM !!! WHO IS MESSIER? THE BOYS WITHOUT A Q WHO LEAVES THE TOILET ROLL EMPTY? AGAIN . THE BOYSWHO LEAVES THEIR DIRTY CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR? DING DING DING ! THA BOYSWHO FORGETS TO FLUSH THE TOILET? I WOULD KICK THE BOYS IF THEY DID THIS BUT THEY PROBABLY HAVE !WHO IS THE PRANKSTER AROUND THE HOUSE? naseem probably pranks everyone n goes “theres a camera and theres a camera ! ur on punked !”WHO LOSES THE CAR KEYS WHEN IT COMES TIME TO GO SOMEWHERE? zara probably loses them but its rly in the right place n she stresses too much. also : naseemWHO MOWS THE LAWN? they rolling in cash they pay other people to WHO ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE? ros bc zara hates phone calls and maybe ari bc i can see nas being too lazy to get upWHO DOES THE VACUUMING? the maidWHO DOES THE GROCERIES? nas will do it if ari is like “ur doing the groceries” n usually zara probably goes and gets them bc ros would buy too much junkWHO TAKES THE LONGEST TO SHOWER? the girls absolutelyWHO SPENDS THE MOST TIME IN THE BATHROOM? the boys

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IS MONEY A PROBLEM? nopeHOW MANY CARS DO THEY OWN? rara probably has two or maybe one bc zara never rly drives ? nasella? probably 7 at the least with naseem being extra as fuck n having fancy cars JSDKJSHDO THEY OWN THEIR HOME OR DO THEY RENT? ownDO THEY LIVE NEAR THE COAST OR DEEP IN THE COUNTRYSIDE? coastDO THEY LIVE IN THE CITY OR IN THE COUNTRY? cityDO THEY ENJOY THEIR SURROUNDINGS? yesWHAT’S THEIR SONG? oh man ur gonna make me emo with both of these gbyeWHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY’RE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER? zara ? a pup . she would b so lost w/o ros . naseem would be calling ari 24/7 to make sure that shes okWHERE DID THEY FIRST MEET? rara met in the tattoo parlor bc zara wasnt obnoxious af and nasella met bc naseem saw ari on the way to work n was like mami lemme get yo number treat yo fine ass and she was like lol we will see if i even go ! HOW DID THEY FIRST MEET? i explained the origins in the above q WHO SPENDS THE MOST MONEY WHEN OUT SHOPPING? naseem bc he treating ari and maybe zara bc she sees things that are pastel or a cute sweater n buys them asapWHO’S MORE LIKELY TO FLASH THEIR ASSETS? nasseeeeemmmmm !!!WHO FINDS IT AMUSING WHEN THE OTHER TRIPS OVER? both sides of nasella would cackle at the sight of the other tripping. maybe ros if zara isn’t too hurtANY MENTAL ISSUES? yeah a lot HDSKJHSWHO’S TERRIFIED OF BUGS? zaRA ! and maybe ari but probably not to the point where she screams for naseem to get itWHO KILLS THE SPIDERS AROUND THE HOUSE? nasella ? both prob do it. roscoe ? absolutely.THEIR FAVOURITE PLACE? rara ? the coffee shop. nasella ? i imagine the happy spot is in naseem’s art room when he is working on a nice projectWHO PAYS THE BILLS? naseem bc he dont want ari wasting a dime n zara bc responsible afDO THEY HAVE ANY FEARS FOR THEIR FUTURE? zara prob bc worry freakWHO’S MORE LIKELY TO SURPRISE THE OTHER WITH A FANCY DINNER? naseemmm !! and ros !!!WHO USES UP ALL OF THE HOT WATER? why do i feel like ros would . but definitely ariWHO’S THE TALLEST? laughs ros n naseemWHO’S MORE LIKELY TO JUST RANDOMLY HOP INTO THE SHOWER WITH THE OTHER? ros AND NASEEM SDKJSHWHO WANDERS AROUND IN THEIR UNDERWEAR? AGAIN ! ROS N NASEEM ( although ari prob does too !! )WHO SINGS THE LOUDEST WHEN SINGING ALONG TO THE RADIO? ok listen i laughed sm at the thought of nasella trying to outsing the other jkhdks but maybe zara on rara’s endWHAT DO THEY TEASE EACH OTHER ABOUT? everything JDSHKJSWHO IS MORE LIKELY TO CRINGE AT THE OTHER’S FASHION SENSE AT TIMES? naseem prob purposely buys weird clothes n zara prob silently judgesDO THEY HAVE MUTUAL FRIENDS? lmAO ros hates wyatt and ari hates venus ( although she aint a friend )WHO CRUSHED FIRST? naseem literally asked a stranger to go to dinner n ur asking this ? also ? maybe / absolutely zaraANY ALCOHOL OR SUBSTANCE RELATED PROBLEMS? lots of themWHO IS MORE LIKELY TO STUMBLE HOME, DRUNK, AT 3AM? ros n naseemWHO SWEARS THE MOST? curse wars feat . nasella and maybe ros