#and also tbh if I were to Write In Earnest I'd probably want one of the bitey-er topics

[halfbaked00q]

would u ever write the catboy!Bond fic u want to see in the world?

listen........ ive said it on the tin okay :') would that I could but unfortunately I specialize in a take-and-bake supply sort of business model.... some semi-percolation is as far as I get in most cases....... im sure if i Try Rly Hard I may eventually get my metaphoric oven here to bake out some real bread but Im working with what feels like an Easy Bake Oven :') on good days it upgrades to a janky old toaster oven and I can cough out some ficbits :') but uhhh nothing I'd want to put on AO3, which I feel like... requires a higher level of fully-baked-ness than is permissible on the tumbs..... :')

[trvelyans-archive]

Hi, I just started following you today! Would you be so kind as to introduce your main ocs? I'd love to get to know them?

gASP yes!

okay so there’s camilla cousland she’s my canon warden but tbh i’m kinda over her. she’s cute tho and she’s married to king alistair of ferelden. she has a lot of ptsd from the blight and isn’t really a fighting person to begin with so she’s kinda traumatized and yeah it’s relaly sad

then there’s yvette marie hawke and she’s my hawke and i LOVE her. in my mind i think of her as 5′3 and she’s filled with rage and she, honest to god, is a two handed warrior and her sword drags on the ground behind her ajhbsah anyway she’s filled with rage, loves her sister, and the only thing she ever does with her hair is braid it. she romanced fenris originally, but i’m replaying her with anders!

then there’s ilyaf’iel lavellan, she’s my canon inquistor, she’s really sad and lonely and cute and pretty and i would die for her? she stans ameridan and loves magic and cole and varric and also animals and has a pet nug from stone-bear hold, one halla and a pride of arlathan mount that she has in a pasture outside her post-inquisition shack in the foothills of the frostbacks. ALSo she was born my oc clan, clan irassan, and was given to clan lavellan at age 5. i love her so much

she supports leliana as divine, sided with the mages, exiled the wardens, romanced solas, and disbanded the inquisition!!!

and then there’s riel manon, i don’t talk about her as much anymore but i was obsessed with her at one point. she’s an escaped city elf from val royeaux who secretly runs an underground home for other escaped city elves to live in and she uses her contacts in the inquisition to keep the “center” i guess up and running. it’s all a secret tho, no one knows about it (and i cant tell if i want her to work with solas hm)

there’s also ana fontayne who i’m sure i’ll talk more about soon, she’s an 18 year old mage who lived in the gallows and thinks of bethany as a mom and she hates templars, she joins the college of enchanters after inquisition is over and leliana is divine and she really excels in ice magic specifically, has really cute blonde bangs

and THEN! my BEAUTIFUL GREY WARDEN BABIES CELINDE HERCULIUS AND EARNEST (last name redacted, jk, i just dont have one)!!! i have a whole seperate account for drabbles for them ( @celindeherculius) that are currently going in chronological order (it’s an enemies to lovers type scenario but they’re like… almost to lovers by now) but one day i’ll just write random stuff after their main story is over. probably a bunch of angst and kissing scenes. anyway i love them so much, they’re such interesting characters and i love their dynamic??? currently they’re on the run from the warden order bc like the warden in inquisition, earnest and celinde’s mentor matheus thought the wardens were doing sketchy shit and he was very outspoken about it and then SOMEONE in the order MURDERED HIM!!!  he left a note telling earnest and celinde to run away while they still could so they’re currently on the run

basically celinde is struggling with the after effects of a lifetime of neglect and learning how to love and how to be vulnerable and earnest is struggling with always feeling as though he’s letting people down and he isn’t good enough because he doesn’t know how to fight and celinde does, he’s just really good at chores, i love them, i love that he’s soft and cute and she’s all tough and angry and i just i Love them

thank you for asking!!!!!!!