#and also your lesbian situationship exploded

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Lady Vespera by @tw-5

Luzia Vacker by @average-alliteration-admirer

Definition of a sexywoman: An often pathetic and/or evil woman who is sexy (but perhaps not in the conventional sense)

Propaganda:

Lady Vespera:

"breaking news: evil, cruel woman goes to jail for thousands of years, gets broken out by a gang that forcibly adopted her, wears nothing but slutty gowns and headdresses, slices up a 15-year-old girl, and gets blown up by her evil girlfriend" @arsonistblue

"please please please. she's evil. and hot. and I would let her do her evil experiments on me (Im so gay)" anonymous

"I'd let her experiment on me any day 😏" anonymous

"She’s literally evil, she doesn’t care or reveals in your pain. She is disturbingly beautiful after being locked away for hundreds of years. She is eternal" @hellbent-boy

"Beautiful, likes to torture people/species, evil, conniving, intelligent, literally all a girl could ever want" @keefetheshimmerbooty

"certifiably evil torturer of humans went numb and not only that but kind of a bitch and a hater. her disdain towards gisela is soo funny. to be fair she’s not terribly pathetic but it is kind of a loser move to explode into unidentifiable shards. if u think about it" anonymous

"women in stem" anonymous

"she's STILL beautiful after being locked away for millennia, she's hot, she's numb, she's ruthless, she doesn't care AT ALL, what more do you need" anonymous

"Guys, Vespera literally tortured and conducted experiments on humans out of goddamn curiosity! SHE IS FUCKING OUT OF HER MIND and her death? How more pathetic can it get?? She died by having rocks thrown at her- FUCKING ROCKS that weren't even that big! PLEASE VOTE HER PLEASEEE" @ann-lol

Luzia Vacker:

"she's so funny to me, imagine you're an insanely powerful illusionist whose lesbian situationship turns out to be evil, and instead of acknowledging that, you just seclude yourself in your house for thousands of years and build a secret illegal troll hive in your backyard, then you give the house to your great-great-great-etc grandson and don't bother mentioning it, and it turns out the organization that your evil ex situationship is now a part of post-jailbreak is using that hive to make bloodthirsty mutant trolls. and also you have to help a 15-year-old save some baby horses." @arsonistblue

"she’s pathetic. her friend was killed by fintan’s everblaze incident thousands of years ago and she’s still not over it. she has a child but no husband in sight. she's probably divorced. she’s probably a lesbian!! she has a weird history with vespera. she’s been doing illegal troll experimentation for years and nobody knew about it until recently. loml" @crescentpaws

"if you want sexy she has it. if you want morally ambiguous to evil she has it. luzia is the sexywoman of all time. she literally invented troll eugenics and has traumatized the vacker family with generational trauma for millenniums. plus she totally hooked up with vespera in their evil experiments era. i need her to step on me and call me a slur. without her we wouldn’t have “what if i told you i stopped pressing buttons?” she is iconic. she is the moment. she is everything. a vote for luzia is a vote for toxic girl bosses stuck in toxic yuri situationships with their fellow evil scientist everywhere." @chocolate-mallowmelt

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hello beloved mutual, i’d love to know your thoughts on what if addison had stayed in seattle post s3 (addek dynamics, meddison dynamics, etcetc) you have the best takes so im curious :)

omg hello my friend. thank you for the ask. and thank you lol i feel like so many of my takes are just incoherent word vomit so tysm.

i think about the post season three possibilities A LOT. especially because i have so many addison ships- i imagine a bunch of different sliding doors scenarios. as much as i did love private practice, i really wish we'd gotten to see addison in that environment a bit more.

my most sort of canon compatible thought is always the mark addison route. i'm not as rabid for them as i am for addek or meddison but i do love them and i feel that if they were going to keep addison in seattle, that would make the most sense. i think that a lot of her attraction for alex was as a reaction to mark and at least in part because she was scared of pursuing anything serious.

but i think in that case it would have been extremely interesting to explore the derek-mark relationship as that unfolds. derek, especially post-post-prom apology (which wasn't a real apology), seems to act like his relationship with addison didn't happen or that it had no lasting effect on him. i go back and forth about whether this was just a weird writing choice to facilitate merder or if it makes complete sense and derek is just being all repress-y with his feeelings. but i think that if addison and mark made a real go of things, derek would have pretended like he didnt give a shit, but it woud have erupted one way or another. perhaps a classic mcbrothers fist fight.

i also think the possibility of addison being there after the merder break up is super interesting, especially given the way she reacted to it when she came back to SGH in season four. if i were addison, and my husband couldn't make a real go of fixing our marriage primarily bc he was so in love with his former mistress/situationship, and then i had to had to watch them gallivanting around my place of work only to BREAK UP like five minutes later because he couldn't be a good partner to her either, i would have lost my god damn marbles so hard that there would be marbles all over that fucking hospital.

i think that could have had some fun storylines. like: addison and meredith form a weird friendship, which fascinates the gossip mill and pisses off derek. maybe addison and derek finally have a real post mortem on their marriage after the bullshit way he handled meredith's situation or after/during his weird fling with rose. i also like the possibility of addek ex sex. ooh wait now i'm thinking about a post divorce friends with benefits situation that starts off kind of funny, gets angsty, and implodes horrendously.

ahh i dont know there are just so many possibilities. for some reason i can only think of things that may have actually happened in canon had addison not left, which are much lamer than the things i would have WANTED to happen.

but realistically, or in my fanfiction brain, heres the jumble of fun and terrible things that could have happened had addison stayed in seattle:

-derek sherpherd survivors support group. with tequila. and eventually lesbian sex

-mark/addison/meredith threesome. derek's head explodes

-mark/addison/derek threesome. this heals their friendship but they never speak of it again. except for mark, who keeps trying to recreate it

-derek cheats on meredith with addison

-meredith cheats on derek with addison

-honestly my biggest and most serious thought i keep coming back to is how dark addison would have gone. like, she was at a pretty low point before she left for l.a. i just imagine her, barely six months after signing divorce papers, still just having to bear witness to all the merder drama. iirc, season four is when derek and mark repatched their relationship. i imagine them like a weird fucked up triangulation where as those two get closer, addison feels further away from either of them. i just feel like she would have gotten really depressed and started coping in terrible ways- drinking more and/or filling the void with meaningless sex. jumping into really toxic flings like she does in PP. maybe they would have kept alex/addison and it would have gotten really toxic and hot and messy and awful.

-i really just think that more things would have to bubble up if she remained in such close proximity to derek. like she mentions in the archer-has-brain-worms crossover, she put derek in a "tiny box" after the divorce. and i dont think she woud have been able to keep him there if she stayed in seattle. and i think that derek would have a harder time repressing everything if he had to be in such close proximity to her. and bc he reacts to alot of things with anger or frustration, i think his frustration at being affected by Things would make him really dickish towards everyone for a bit. like shes looming there, Reminding Him of Things, when he's just trying to be McDreamy with meredith or rose or whoever.

-i think that addison and meredith WOULD actually eventually become friends, but that it would take a while to get there. i also think that meredith getting to know addison as a real person would have an effect on her perception of derek. bc derek keeps meredith at a distance when it comes to his past and everytime somebody from his past comes to town, he gets Weird, but meredith also gets pretty Weird about it bc of her own family issues. so i think that addison being basically the personification of derek's past would really knock some things off balnce for meredith. like, i often think about meredith's perception of what derek's life in new york was like

-i also think that meredith and addison having so many things in common is super interesting. i think that learning about eachother would be really enlightening for them both. they both had shitty emotionally abusive mothers and fathers that were absent in one way or another. and i think that early seasons meredith had this very two dimensional perception of addison at some points (and sort of vice versa)

-the clusterfuck of addison being in seattle when carolyn shepherd comes to town

-wait i would LOVE to see some of the SGH doctors interact with bizzy and the captain

-i think we would have gotten to meet vivian carlsmith a lot sooner bc seattle grace is allegedly a world renowned surgical hospital and it would just make sense

-i think that if private practice hadn't happened, they would have done something different with addison's history with pregnancy. like, i dont think they would have fully gone with my sad baby addek backstory theory at that point because they had aready shifted some things around by season three and confirmed some things with the abortion storyline, BUT i dont think they would have still gone with "she just put off having kids and now its too late". or maybe they would have but it still would have been interesting because any exploration of that would have to involve derek too and maybe mark.

-wait now im thinking about how addison and lexi would interact. if slexi still happened, i think addie would give mark A LOT of shit about dating a 24 year old. she kind of did in the sloan sloan crossover, but i think her witnessing it all would have amplified that for sure

-addison and izzie. professionally, platonically, romantically. any of the three. i think addison still being an attending would have a huge impact on izzies career and things would've gone a lot differently.

-i've always thought that addison facilitating callie's gay awakening was so interesting. like, is she just an observant and empathetic friend or is there another reason mayhaps for her knowing a girlkisser when she sees one? anyway i wonder if she would have influenced that story line differently if she had been there the whole time.

-addison would have done some fucking awesome surgical stuff if she stayed at seattle grace. like, harper avery contender for sure. which would make derek really jealous now that i think about it. and maybe mark too but he would be less pouty about it and more horny.

-i guess mostly i just think about how meredith and addison never really got the chance to know eachother. and if addison had stuck around, they would have, which would've had a whole domino effect on both of their relationship's with derek. like, i think that a lot of what merder was to me seemed like derek keeping a lot of himself closed off and meredith being okay with that bc she's freaked out by emotional intimacy. but addison's mere presence would have changed that entire dynamic because addison (and later, amelia) is where derek keeps his Guilt and Shame and Anger and Sadness and Memories. so her just being around would make it so much harder for him to keep himself closed off, which would expose more of the dark and messy parts of himself to meredith. idk if any of that even made any sort of sense. i just think of the slow unraveling of the mcdreamy persona after season one and also how edgy derek gets when his family shows up and how meredith seems both curious and uncomfortable very time its brought to her attention that derek had a life before seattle. is this anything? or is this just nonsense? i'm having trouble articulating what i mean.

ugh i'm sorry if i didnt really answer fully or coherently. its like my brain is so into the idea of an addison inclusive season four that it can't actually conjure any solid or linear picture of how it would go. but i love thinking about it so much bc i'm fascinated by the idea of these characters having to actually sit in the damage and discomfort rather than the tv thing where they just have to react and keep moving.

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