#and any jon with a small anime nose isnt jon

[gammija]

he would not say that, podcast/book edition:

[ollie-otter1]

Some thing I found

The meaning behind my url: I’m ollie, otters are cute ;3

A picture of me: um no

How many tattoos i have and what they are: none but I want so many so bad

Last time i cried and why: Like last night because of my every dying social life and inability to want to move on in life

Piercings i have: industrial right ear, two lobes left ear and my nose

Favorite band: Scouting for girls / Mayday parade

Biggest turn offs: Manipulative people can go fuck themselves

Top 5 foods: Icecream, burgers, waffles, 

Tattoos i want: Literally all of them but only black and white

Biggest turn ons: Masculinity for dudes and just a nice chick for gals

Age: is just a number ;)

Ideas of a perfect date: Stargazing, not too conversational so anxiety isn’t too bad, and enough depression to lighten the mood while also being hella romantic

Life goal: The perfect bae <3

Piercings i want: Idk I always change my mind with this but rn I love the idea of getting my nose pierced again

Relationship status: Single af <3 :’(

Favorite movie: Hate this question, next

A fact about my life: I hate it in a first world problem kind of way

Phobia: The dark

Middle name: Jon

Height: 6ft

Have u had sex?: Whaaaaat, totalllyyyyy ddude (no)

What’s your shoe size? Like small, idk

What’s your sexual orientation? I like girls, I really like guys, and sex isnt on my agenda so like bi/asexual

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? Whisky is what I live for but the only drugs I take/smoke is our lord and saviour jesus christ can I get an amen

Someone you miss: Idk, I’m a moving on kind of guy

What’s one thing you regret? Not coming out sooner and being a pathetic piece of shit all my life

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: CHRIS PRATT

Favorite ice cream? Literally all of them, but rasberry ripple is the go to bae

One insecurity: My body/personality and how it looks to other people

What my last text message says: Kek

Have you ever taken a picture naked? Not sober at least

Have you ever painted your room? Only watched, im too lazy for that shit

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Like as a dare in primary

Have you ever slept naked? Like 90% of the time, its so much better than pjs I swear

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? I hate dancing 

Have you ever had a crush? Literally everyday of my life I love too easily

Have you ever been dumped? On christmas as a lil baby lmao I cried so hard

Have you ever stole money from a friend? I havnt payed back this one guy for like 2 or so years so I guess

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? Ew no im not a slut

Have you ever been in a fist fight? Lol ye

Have you ever snuck out of your house? Im too good to sin

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Well Seeing as though masculinity is a turn on, literally every straight guy crush ever

Have you ever been arrested? Lol nope

Have you ever made out with a stranger? Like 99.9% sure I havnt

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah, I do have SOME friends wow

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? I ran off one time with 2p because of my step dad

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? Theyre all like 80 and dying… so no

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? Nah

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Like a sleepover thing yeah, but never that far

Have you ever seen someone die? Myself in the mirror everyday

Have you ever been on a plane? Yeah

Have you ever kissed a picture? Lol no you can miss me with that gay shit

Have you ever slept in until 3? Nah, I wake up way too early 

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? Literally all the time, love that is

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Literally my whole childhood… my only friends

Have you ever made a snow angel? Like once and it was shit, never again

Have you ever played dress up? Omg yasssssss <3

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? Literally all the time I’m such a tryhard omg I just like winning board games im way too competitive 

Have you ever been lonely? Literally my life in one question

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? Not until sixth form, then all the time

Have you ever been to a club? As a school thing yeah, but nah in general

Have you ever felt an earthquake? Slept through all the minor ones we get lmao

Have you ever touched a snake? Yeahh boi (the animal and the hoes)

Have you ever ran a red light? Lmao I hate driving, and barely un-stall enough to reach lights

Have you ever been suspended from school? Nearly but nah

Have you ever had detention? Lmao constantly in lower school

Have you ever been in a car accident? My step dad nearly span off the road once when it was icy and beat me up for laughing at him lmao so kinda

Have you ever hated the way you look? Like all the time, yeah

Have you ever witnessed a crime? I stole a pencil from a friend once, and he stole one of mine the next day and I watched, so yeah pretty hardcore

Have you ever pole danced? On a bus, like all the time

Have you ever been lost? Lost in life, yes, lost at tesco, all the time, lost in general, thats the only reason I have a phone

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Probably, I dont get out much tho

Have you ever felt like dying? When the depression hits hard ye

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Lol too much 

Have you ever sang karaoke? Like once as a kid and it was the witch doctor and I ran off the stage crying but got a certificate fuck yeah

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? I’m still alive :^)

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Probably 

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? Not sexually, but I’ve stayed round cousins houses before so suppose so

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Miss me with that gay shit

Have you ever sang in the shower? Every damn time boi

Have you ever made out in a park? Bringing up relationships every other question hits me real hard

Have you ever dream that you married someone? Lol nope I aint that much of a faggot

Have you ever glued your hand to something? Itself I suppose

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nah, 3 spoopy to even try 

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? Like only underwear yeah in primary bc I lost my clothes after PE lmao

Have you ever been a cheerleader? I would love to be but nah

Have you ever sat on a roof top? Think I have, probs

Have you ever brush your teeth? literally kys, someones running low on questions huh

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? All the time, and theres never a better time to get a cheeky hug out of someone and snuggle up to them because I love that gay shit

Have you ever played chicken? Lol yeah, bring me death

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Nah, dont like swimming bc body issues and that shit so dont even go near

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Lol nope, for that you’d have to be hot

Have you ever broken a bone? Nope

Have you ever been easily amused? Literally all the time, I used to laugh at the word spoon like the fucking retarded child I was back in ye old days

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Idk, doubt it

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? Yeah hahaha

Have you ever cheated on a test? Every language test ever hehe

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Im so bad with names, these two guys I knew as mario and luigi (from the mario games) because they looked just like them for literally 3 months before getting to learn their real names

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? Every one of my crushes hell yeah

Have you ever give us one thing about you that no one knows. Idk ask away lmao I love giving away random personal info so as long as its not toooooooo bad like real bad then I’ll pretty much answer anything 

@darkcove