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narutomaki · 1 year

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my dumb ass really is just sitting here like and this is my new DAO OC who is in love with 4 of their companions and sleeps with them all freely and its wierd at first but Sten makes a joke at one point that has Alistair cackling and of course Leliana has to hear this and Zevran is snickering from across the fire Morrrigan and Wynne share their one (1) commiserating look per night Oghren doesn't exist Shale is there it's perfect

*can't play the game for real even with 0 mods*

my life is ruined my crops are withered my grain stores poisoned my

edit: I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT ON THSI POST IM SO SORRY LMAO

#look i just want my oc to get knocked up by sten while hes the arishok and theyre actively ignoring the calling #and having to awkwardly go hat in hand to leliana bcus qunari and elvehn matches so rarely involve viable offspring #that they panic and go you know who knows people who know people? leliana.#and arishok sits back and head in hands is getting lectures by tammaserins about it meanwhile thwyre #all in a fluster trying to package up everything they do know about how to carry qunari children to term #and shipping it off with a reply the The Iron Bull who opens it and goes uhhhh... wat #and leliana walks into his room. silently takes the papersm and walks out #theyre a dual class rouge mage who wasnt a mage until the circle fade thing wherein after they #awaken mage abilities and go hewp #they have a very off putting open personality that makes everyone in the inquisition go #oh we cant trust like that #and leliana just pits her head in her hands while they try to be a social butterfly #and also they IMMEDEATLY CLOCK SOLAS AND BLACKWALL and make tjemselves a problem person #like wow solas. interesting subject matter. any way you know spirits really like to talk a lot.. theyrebthe worst gossips BYE!#and goes to kill with kindness blackwall and see if he actually wants tobbe recruited #theyre like 4 months oregnant at this point #no one knows whay to do #The Iron Bull puts two and two together the first time he sees them and just sort of goes 'ah'#theyre stocky and tall for an elf but. also.#do The Iron Bull asks if he would happen to know the qunari and they look at him and go 'the chances are high you know OF him'#and hes like '????' and they just laigh and pat his arm 'you know the current arishok? we go waaaaay back. any ways always use protection #imporbable doesnt mean impossible.' and walks away and bull is. having a heart attack minorly #makes the demands of the qun quest very interesting #any way they would very much aide with the chargers staying alive bcus 'they knew what they were getting into your men didnt plus those #kinds of ships are manned by a skeleton crew for a reason. dont worry. youre allowed to keep your faith in a grey area or leave it.#your personal journey is frankly none of my business. if theyre mad they can take it up with (Arishoks private name)'#any way i think the qunari maybe have different names depending on level of familiarity etc like a birth name vs a common name vs nickname #kind of deal only its more like job title/social status . public names used by friends/given names . family names/private names.#any way solas is SO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND THEM because they immediately called him out #he actively puts up barriers against them when he sleeps and they just give him crime cat face meme

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