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narutomaki · 2 years

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my dumb ass really is just sitting here like and this is my new DAO OC who is in love with 4 of their companions and sleeps with them all freely and its wierd at first but Sten makes a joke at one point that has Alistair cackling and of course Leliana has to hear this and Zevran is snickering from across the fire Morrrigan and Wynne share their one (1) commiserating look per night Oghren doesn't exist Shale is there it's perfect

*can't play the game for real even with 0 mods*

my life is ruined my crops are withered my grain stores poisoned my

edit: I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT ON THSI POST IM SO SORRY LMAO

#look i just want my oc to get knocked up by sten while hes the arishok and theyre actively ignoring the calling #and having to awkwardly go hat in hand to leliana bcus qunari and elvehn matches so rarely involve viable offspring #that they panic and go you know who knows people who know people? leliana.#and arishok sits back and head in hands is getting lectures by tammaserins about it meanwhile thwyre #all in a fluster trying to package up everything they do know about how to carry qunari children to term #and shipping it off with a reply the The Iron Bull who opens it and goes uhhhh... wat #and leliana walks into his room. silently takes the papersm and walks out #theyre a dual class rouge mage who wasnt a mage until the circle fade thing wherein after they #awaken mage abilities and go hewp #they have a very off putting open personality that makes everyone in the inquisition go #oh we cant trust like that #and leliana just pits her head in her hands while they try to be a social butterfly #and also they IMMEDEATLY CLOCK SOLAS AND BLACKWALL and make tjemselves a problem person #like wow solas. interesting subject matter. any way you know spirits really like to talk a lot.. theyrebthe worst gossips BYE!#and goes to kill with kindness blackwall and see if he actually wants tobbe recruited #theyre like 4 months oregnant at this point #no one knows whay to do #The Iron Bull puts two and two together the first time he sees them and just sort of goes 'ah'#theyre stocky and tall for an elf but. also.#do The Iron Bull asks if he would happen to know the qunari and they look at him and go 'the chances are high you know OF him'#and hes like '????' and they just laigh and pat his arm 'you know the current arishok? we go waaaaay back. any ways always use protection #imporbable doesnt mean impossible.' and walks away and bull is. having a heart attack minorly #makes the demands of the qun quest very interesting #any way they would very much aide with the chargers staying alive bcus 'they knew what they were getting into your men didnt plus those #kinds of ships are manned by a skeleton crew for a reason. dont worry. youre allowed to keep your faith in a grey area or leave it.#your personal journey is frankly none of my business. if theyre mad they can take it up with (Arishoks private name)'#any way i think the qunari maybe have different names depending on level of familiarity etc like a birth name vs a common name vs nickname #kind of deal only its more like job title/social status . public names used by friends/given names . family names/private names.#any way solas is SO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND THEM because they immediately called him out #he actively puts up barriers against them when he sleeps and they just give him crime cat face meme

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hollypies · 3 months

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Zonai Link au ref sheets!!!!

Basically when Link was placed in the Shrine of Resurrection the shrine's settings were set to Zonai! The Sheikah had built over the original shrine, improving upon the ancient technology left behind. Unfortunately when most of the technology was buried so was the knowledge of the shrines true capabilities.

So basically the Shrine is given an injured Hylian, but since it's settings are set to Zonai the Shrine freaks out like "Oh my goddess this zonai is absolutely fucked up 💀" and spends the next 100 years 'fixing' Link.

#art #help how do i anatomy #holly rambles #zonai shrine link au #thats whay im calling jt!!#zonai link #link totk #link botw #botw au #totk au #idk whether to tag this as totk or botw exclusively so eh. both #also the rest of hyrule is confused as shit. Link is also allowed in gerudo town because.. wtf is this?? ig they can come in??#also no one truly clocks Zonai link as the same link that died during the calamity #the only ones who sort of have an idea of who Link is are the royal zora family. and its never confirmed until totk #ONLY TO THE ZORA ROYAL FAMILY THO.#and the sheikah obvs!! even if they didnt realize the extent of the uh. shrines abilities they did know Link was to return #totk art #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #zonai #totk zonai #botw totk #anyway feel free to send asks about them and this au im spinning it in mt brain forever

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bloodbathfortwo · 5 months

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Nigel and Alex have their rare moments of intimacy behind closed doors. Lingering touches, and blazing warmth.

#murderous intent #like minds 2006 #like minds #alex forbes #nigel colbie #Nigel Colbie x Alex Forbes #Alex Forbes X Nigel Colbie #Nigel and Alex rarely do PDA in front of people. I guess I headcanon them as a very closed doors of a couple.#Though there are instances where they get asked frequently — from either of the two — if they're single.#And I'm guessing we all believe that NIGEL is the easiest one to get jealous out of the twn #So Alex is usually the one who initiates the contact to stray away from fruther queries of the nature of their “relationship”#When in reality Alex and Nigel have known each other for whay seems like forever. They have been interlinked since the beginning of times.#Only to have been separated by God himself for he has seen how much influential and treacherous their love is.#It is twisted yet familiar. It is distant yet so near. It is theirs and no one else's.#So #when they get home that's where Nigel gets all touchy towards Alex. Almost as if he's putting a claim on what is HIS.#Alex usually calls him crazy for ever thinking that questions like that will ever be followed by being asked out on a daye #But Nigel protests because he does KNOW. Everyone is a moth to a flame when it comes to Alex. Just like how Nigel is.#Until now. He is burning up with passion as he continues to fly towards Alex's warmth.#So. Alex just usually shuts him up with a tender loving kiss.#And he's glad he knows Nigel's weaknesses. Or else he's stuck with this tempermental cat.#Don't worry. Alex loves Nigel truly. He always did.#THAT IS ALL.

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mistress-light · 5 months

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Oh boy, being drunk and being sad is not a good combo. I’m laughing and crying. But I love you all. ❤️

#it’s just one of those days #i’ve felt like this since yesterday #i feel totally worthless #gotta suck ut up #i just wanna go on vacation and get out soon #i don’t know whay the f I wanna do #ishouldcstop buying alcohol but……..#negative #mistress blabbling #probably my hormones again #i am either a happy drunk or a depressed one and the depressed is here now

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slapstick-mountain · 6 months

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WOWOWHIOO 2 more batches to go and I'm done with all the young local agents

#what a good day ro remember i cant draw mechs or snipers #butttt whateverrr #it took loke 2 hours to figure out the sketch on the second one #i didmt know what pose to draw roza in and struggled drawing mika😭😭😭😭#also still debating if i should keep Khai's eyes like thay hrmmm whay do yaals think #ejen ali #my art #ejen khai #ejen bulat #ejen roza #ejen mika #i might have oversimplified Mika's mech a bit too much i still hope it looks alright #ok its time for me to go to bed chop chop gn to my 4 followers

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f4gg0t-th0ughts · 2 months

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Happy tboy tummy Tuesday to those who celebrate >wO

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fucknugg3t · 12 days

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very calm about people being nice to me

holyfuck

#Someone gave me a soup recipe and now we’re reading recipes and eve Ey ones being so nice and listening to things I say #Oughh #i don’t even have specific examples other then that one that aren’t insanely embarrassing #But like #wow #peoppe are cool I guess???#So soft and sweet???#Bro????????#How are you just going to do that to me dawg what the hell #Also you absolutely know who you are fuck you!!!!! This is embarrassing!!!!!!#And you’re so cool also #Oh my godddd #I’m literally getting flustered over this shit like what #This is humiliating #I think most these are my friends? I hope they’re my friends #Whatever bruhhh #Watch me literally blush over basic human kindness #Fuck offffff #I got called love like once and he was like warning me about something and it’s like?? You’re so nice????#Like a lady at Waffle House like someone’s mom calling you sugar energy #Like bro #whay the hell #Whatever #I’ve humiliated myself typing this lmaoo #Please don’t read all this for my sake lol #Dude fuck crushes fuck romance fuck sex peak shit is getting a soup recipe and getting like warned so sweetly?? And getting like someone #Invested in something you’re doing #AND THESE ARE THE SAME PEIPLE I FUMBLED OVER when I did some dumb shit and made that mistake!!! And they’re still so nice?????!!!!#BROOO #UGHHHH

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istherewifiinhell · 1 month

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[Sits down]

[Sighs]

Soooooo i dropped a knife on my foot.

#some shit #CLEANED. BANDAGED. DO U TRUST ME.#it was..... not a none amount. of blood.#SMALL CUT. NOT VERY DEEP. SMALL SMALL. KNIFE JUST THE TIP #now i know ur wondering. is the same foot? my friends. its the same toe. ... i think?#it got harder to tell once the nail grew back for real.#but its the one that looks all. shifted to the left. so. it seems likey.#its also the same leg as the knee i scrapped. lucky me #nah whays lucky is the medicine cabinet is now in bottom cupboard. now thats lucky.

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queer-reader-07 · 4 months

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i'm as much a hater of the catholic church as every other queer kid who went to catholic school, but if there is one thing i can't get rid of despite my attempts at deconstruction it's my desire to shit on the protestants whenever they say shit like "catholics aren't christian"

#for legal reasons this is a JOKE #if you are protestant that is fine and dandy #i just think it's fucking hilarious how many american protestants don't know church history or their own damn doctrine #and also how many of them will unironically argue that catholics aren't christian because they don't understand catholic doctrine either #like please your church only exists because the catholic one came first #also catholic churches are prettier #shitpost #like such a shit post whay am i doing here y'all

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thedrotter · 5 months

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sweet sweet re:kinder community... I would like to ask y'all how you came upon the game and your experiences with it because i wanna know. im genuinely so curious to hear about other people's experiences and little opinions about this game because of how wild the game is (/pos) I'd love to hear it. do ramble to me about it

#re:kinder #not art #so in my case i once saw someone talk about it in a video and some scenes with the very vague context really struck with me #i was like wow...that is so sad... i wonder what goes on #but the thing is i watch videos talking about games like that ALLL THE TIME while im multi-tasking so i FORGOT FOR A YEAR?!?!?#until one day i was sick in pain on my bed could not move. and then it came to me. yes. “RE:KINDER. I SHOULD PLAY IT.” LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE #i will never understand how i dying of pain remembered a game i saw once BY NAME AT LEAST A YEAR LATER when jve heard of so many games #and you wanna know why it stuck with me. i saw in the video an image of the “as if id be reborn as a princess” line #i did not know the context but it was devastating #AND WHEN I PLAYED THE GAME when that scene game i was shocked to silence😭😭 BECAUSE I BASICALLY WENT COMPLETELY BLIND??#I DID NOT KNOW THE LITTLE KID WOULD BE THE ANTAGONIST???? AND THAT HE WOULD HAVE SUCH A SAD STORY??#like. i saw the sad coming i knew it was bound to happen yet i could have never been prepared for how hard it would hit me #I HAD TONS OF FUN but at first when i finished it i was so confused and so lost i was like welll.....what a game... TOO STUNNED FOR WORDS #then i thoughr of it for 20 minutes and bawled my eyes out and realized it was art #so when i got to my second playthrough i CRIED LIKE CRAZYYY😭😭 I WAS BLOWN AWAY IT REALLY HITS YOU #personally it admittedly hit close to home and while it made me bawl my eyes out it was also very comforting i felt very understood #AND IT WAS CRAZY FUN TOO i was not bored once the first time i played through it i was sleepy but i was so excited to keep playing😭😭#its funnt becayse i was initially apprehensive about playing cuz im sensitive to stories where sad things happen to kids #but i played it regardless because i was like “but what if its one of those scary media that hit close to home and i enjoy”#AND I WAS RIGHT. BUT NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE I DID NOT THINK IT WOULD HIT AS INTENSELY AS IT DID😭😭 IT WAS MYCH MORE THAN EXPEVTED #many ways in which it impacted me but if i started listing them i would not shut up . so for now it is enough #IN SUMMARY WOW.. WHAY A GOOD GAME!! PLAY RE:KINDER!!!#i rambled more than i intended to i do apologize

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anadorablekiwi · 2 months

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… I wanna make an Amber cosplay

#kiwi rambles #guys the desire is bad right now 😂😅#so i found a black underbust corset thingy on amazon with good reviews and lace up back/hooks in front #and some white ankle boots that work #and nude colored leggings because im not comfortable with short shorts #and some brown hiking shorts i think would work #and some white thigh high socks #but i dont know a lot of things #would the leggings be uncomfortable underneath the corset even though its got an adjustable lace up back?#do i do socks over leggings?#or just sew some leg covers? (planning on this anyways even if i do socks as well)#do i get white leggings to make things simpler and ignore the bit of skin amber has between her shorts and the tops of her boots?#i wven found a good multipack of visions that includes mond pyro #i can make the hair band no problems #my hair is brown so no wig needed (sorry amber if i do this you aint getting much in terms of bangs 😂🤣)#i can find black gloves #im not wuite sure whay to do about the feathers on her vision #i can buy the details patterns off etsy for cheap #and goggles probably #belt is easy (i may even have one that would work #not sure tho)

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triglycercule · 24 days

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this might be the most ambitious perspective ive done and its not even that damn hard. its literally just the foot/leg looking bigger. anyways sequal (AND TRIQUAL) for that little dust thingy i drew because i cannot make content of one mtt member and not the rest. here are my absolutely shitty sketches! theyre actually so bad its literally just a stick figure i dont know how i always turn this into art

and then i have a cute idea for a comic for dream and then a little thingy thingy for nightmare too. jk au RULES i have SO much motivation for drawing. me when i get to draw the cute adorable sweet things my heart ACHES for

#jk fashion au after being my muse #maybe its just because i get to draw girls. maybe its just that #MAYBE. who knows. but what i do know is i absolutely love drawing skirts #the pleats are SO FUN everyone needs to draw a pleated skirt once in their lifetime i swear #maybe ill figure out how to make the skirt spread out more and lay on the sparkle shape #i can totally pull it off trust. with this perspective itll be okay trust #killer looks so damn cocky in that one i love it. yesss girl you are an INFLUENCER 💜#i have to go on ANOTHER like 24 hour long road trip so if i dont end up sleeping the entire way through this is what i'll be working on #oops horror character analysis.... oops dust translation..... youll be finished later im sorry #I HAVE FREE WILL!!!! I CAN POST WHAY I WANT YESN!!!! i dont have to be stuck to canon.....#i say as i immediately go back to posting about canon #anyways jk fashion au is like my little break from reality canon where everything is perfect and life is good #tricule rant

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marsbotz · 2 months

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never not thinking abt concept art dru.

#AARGGGHHHHHHH. WHAY WE CLD HAVE HADDDDDD #ive said before i relalllyyyy relaly rlly love the cocept of dru attempting to copy gru #THATTTT cld have been interesting w the twin thing…. impersonation…..#like he already says how his dad always made him feel inadequate compared to the villain gru was #PPLLLLLLSSS DO ANYTHING W IT…….. impersonate that freak. try to kill him and take his place.#they also cld have had him Steal the minions…. During the film and not just at the end and nothing happen w it #raise the stakes …. those r grus FREAKS!!!!!!#also way more of a fan of the kinda nerdy look in some earlier designs. and eapeciallyyyyy the pilot kinda designs. YE GODS. HE HAS PLANES #AND NEVER USES THEMMMMMM.#very intrigued by the one w marlene. wonder what the story there was #that cle have been tough for gru. seeing his mum love dru more than her own son she raised #i rlly rlly like the robot minions for dru. kinda cool callback to old minions concepts for dm1 #also as likee. a hollow replica. u know #this art is so fucking fire btw .. save me eric guillon

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yutadori · 4 months

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should i be crazy and ask the interviewer from friday for some feedback regarding why i wasnt chosennnnn

#my anxiety vs my craziness who will won #win*#i know thsts super frowned upon and uncommon and ppl typically accept the L but also idk what i did wrongggh and id like !!!! to learn !!#like itd be great if we could ask for feedback and learn instead of wondering every time .#also i really have nothing to lose if i ask him #ill wait a few more days if i do . maybe ill ask on friday so it marks one week and is more certain i didnt get it #also bc i have nothing to lose it makes it less scary . like the possible outcomes are that he ignores me and its embarrassing and then #i move on and forget or he tells me whay i did wrong and i try to learn from that while trying not to scream bc im also #tryingggg to be more receptive to constructive criticism ouagh #anyway . yeagh #can someone hire me already lol #ss

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im2tired4usernames · 4 months

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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid #she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds #ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back #she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german #boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk #is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how #SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on #his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT #she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches #with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE #there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but #THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS #she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry #in the disguise of helping clean house #while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought #my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died #hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life #WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON #SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD #SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE #OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO #OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE #THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING #UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO #be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW #I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE #FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN #SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME

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drev-the-procrastinator · 5 months

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love waking up to my mom giving me an ultimatum and ordering that i have to give up my (admittedly expensive) apartment 1n 2 weeks and move back home for good. i had stuff to do today but i guess being gripped by dread and anxiety works too

#i had been thinking about moving to a smaller one too. but now she's ordering me to do that #and expects me to move back home #when my university and all of my two friends are in the city.#and i have TWO WEEKS to live here if she wants me to move before summer because i have to go back home anyway in early may #for my summer job.#like sure i wouldve understood like a hey. my child. your financial situation is oretty tough so i have some suggestions that could help #but she was like okay here's whay you do: option a) [something i couldnt do before fall] b) find a cheaper apartment and live in two weeks #c) move home for good and commute over an hour any day you have university stuff to do and also essentially lose access to your #friends and all and any independence you have managed to cobble together so i can treat you like a child and yeall at you #the last part wasnt included but it's what she does anyways so i assume it's part of the deal #then i would have to commute or drive an hour any time i wanted to see either of my friends. after every summer im already #tired and desperate to come back to my apartment to get to be on my own. and now she's saying i have to never do that again #and here's the fuckin thing. her husband is planning on fixing my car. my mom pays my phone bill. i know what a loser i am whatever.#she actually owns my dogs and my childhood home. i cannot. piss her ofd too much. because then i'll lose all of those #phone. whatever i can get a new one. car. slightly more heartbrwakin but like i still own it. but the house?#my dogs?? i think i would rather die atm if im being honest #so what the fuck am i supposed to do. huh.#maybe i should just walk into the sea foe good i feel like that would just so neatly solve all of my problems

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