#and bc I'm awkward. I don't rb others' ships so I feel like if I ever rb someone's it'll seem like I'm giving special treatment

[heartbeetz]

I should interact with / talk to my mutuals more. You're all swag I'm just not good at socializing with people I'm not already close to. If you ever wanna say things at me you are allowed 👍♡

[scourgethewhorehog]

welcome to my blog my name is virus enjoy your stay

im virus im a system member of the xenohorrors system. i made my own blog bc I have my own social life that doesn't always overlap with cujos, we don't always vibe with the same people so it gets awkward lol (but it uses my account anyways sometimes bc Tumblr doesn't have switch account on mobile -_- )

im a fucktive of scourge the hedgehog, fuck because I've lived in this house since 2010 so I was essentially scourge like 12 years ago so our body's life is more intertwined with mine than other people's. also I'm pretty detached from my source in this world bc I compartmentalize My Life seperate from fandom things, also I'm a weirdo so I find it fun lmao

im currently fixated on;

breaking bad

doctor who

sonic

this list may update and grow

please interact:

people with "contradicting" identities or "vulgar" terminology for themselves, fagdykes boygirls girlboys transvestites etc etc love you all

fellow nonhumans love you especially if are outwardly strange by human standards and struggle with human society that's cool me too

fellow plural /multiple / whatever u call yrself idc bitches esp if you n ur folks are "weird" or messy or have origins that ppl discourse against a lot, metaphysics whatever psychological stuff u came to a conclusion abt whatevers none of my business people who are seperate or parts of a whole or fragmented or just room mates in the same flesh. Ur welcome here that's chill with me as long as u are kind to others.

ppl who have unconventional belief systems in general are cool im trying to be less shy abt mine bc we are not inherently harmful fucka you

horror fans but only if they don't like burn me at the stake for having nuance for shit and also understand it's horror and bad things will happen in horror

fandom weirdos with 3738292 blorbos who self ship and make 59 crack head aus and crossovers i actually enjoy seeing stuff if u still live in 2012 Tumblr I miss that time take me back there you are so cool

people who embrace cringe actually. if you like to have a little fun with things and be a little embarrassing I think that's cool.

If you are against any of the above I just block and move on. I can't stop you but I won't understand why you're here and I don't feel like being screenshotted on reddit :/

if i don't like ur vibes and we don't really talk or i just don't trust you and feel ur circles don't really match my vibe I'll block u but no hard feelings or nuthing. if you are mean to people who were not necessarily mean first i cast liver evaporation spell on you.

i reblog posts from OP sometimes if I don't wanna reblog/like spam a stranger & sometimes just rb / like from tags— i do not check who I rb / like posts from in depth in those cases! if you wonder where I came from, hi stranger! im a stray don't worry about it. ill forget about you&your blog within a day unless I follow u.

also i cannot donate to your donation post i am poor, this is not malicious and i wish you luck. if i had money i would be in las vegas drinking mojitos with a hooker on each arm, not on tumblr.

EDIT:

we are a system (multiple beings in 1 body) and too lazy 2 switch between accounts on mobile; cujo will sometimes follow from here.

@reactivedog - cujo

@cocainechips - cookie

[dooodle-bug]

so like what pmtok ships do you ship am i right

Hey! Good question! Normally, I'm not one to ship, I just prefer looking towards the story line rather than the romantic stuff bc story is Just Neat. I'm still kinda working it out, so I'm just gonna review the ones I know/are most common.

Obviously, I ship Profes.ode because 1. Who doesn't? 2. I feel like it would make sense story wise (not that all ships need to) and 3. I LOVE their dynamic, like, Professor is this socially awkward nerd who's all excitable around Ode while Ode is all chill 'n' stuff and both highkey crush on one another is so interesting to me!

But in terms of other ships, I'm not as sure (I don't even know that many aside from Office Depot). Like, the other ship I know is Boblivia (Bobby and Olivia), but that's not really my cup of tea, I personally just wanna see them be BFFs. (no hate against the ship, it's just a preference)

For Office Depot, Scisstape is really not my cup of tea, I think that my interpretations of the characters just don't mix well. Scisspunch also an option, but I just want them to be messed up besties <:o). Tapepunch, on the other hand, lowkey interests me bc I see those two as absolute bros that do stupid stuff, but I wanna keep it as platonic love, y'know like wholesome love for you're sibling :o>. Then there's CP and RB (bruh they don't even got a ship name :o/), who I associate togther often, which while I don't ship romanically, similarly to Tapepunch, I still see it as sorta like a complicated, platonic love between besties.

tl;dr: I ship Profes Ode, everything else is either platonic love or wouldn't work out, thanks for asking!