#and cigarettes REEK

[pactw]

somehow it didn't fully click for me that roier did, in fact, run into what was potentially a fight for bobby's life while still in his fishnets, bikini, and wig, until i saw it from an outside perspective. this makes the visual of him rushing in and hugging bobby so much funnier yet so much cuter :')

[michi-chelle]

sir that’s rich coming from you

[hardestgrove]

so i’m describing Billy’s smell in this fic and i remembered that in gothyringwald‘s breakdown of his room the comm had sussed out what his colognes were so i looked up their scent profiles. posting in case this is useful to others. note that the bottles in the caps are the modern ones but it’s still the same shit.

Billy’s cologne he used on his wrists:

Aramis was created in 1966 and dedicated to men who appreciate tradition and classic, and this is the reason why this perfume is always modern.

The composition is built around woody, sharp notes, which are very powerful and masculine. Aramis is one of the few contemporary fragrances in which the well-known intensive leather note can easily be recognized. Aramis is one of the brands belonging to Estee Lauder. It is very popular in America, where fragrances with a stronger character are preferred.

The opening notes are grassy green and fresh, spiced with cinnamon. The heart is woody with pelargonium, which possesses an intensive floral-spicy aromatic scent. The perfume ends with a massive leather note.

Top notes: artemisia, bergamot, cinnamon, gardenia Middle notes: pelargonium, patchouli, vetiver, sandalwood Base: leather, oakmoss, amber.

Billy’s dick cologne:

Paco Rabanne Pour Homme by Paco Rabanne is a Aromatic Fougere fragrance for men. Paco Rabanne Pour Homme was launched in 1973. The nose behind this fragrance is Jean Martel. Paco Rabanne Pour Homme is the incarnation of style. Masculine, seductive, and unforgettable. The lavender, clove and tobacco blend captures the irresistible charm of a real gentleman.

Top Notes: rosemary, clary sage and Brazilian rosewood Heart Notes: tonka bean, lavender and geranium Base Notes: honey, amber, musk and oakmoss

[mfred]

Today, I made this:

(this is a gift link)

It was delicious almost exactly as described! I chose oregano and parsley for the herbs and sub'd vegan feta crumbles because of lactose intolerance.

But the oven had some burnt cheese (I made a pizza last night) on the bottom which then burned up even more and filled the house with smoke. I turned on the exhaust fan but it was too late-- now my hair and clothes reek of smoke.

So, I would advise you to clean your oven of any burnt cheese before attempting this recipe.

[honorthysalad]

Tanaka goes on the mountain to investigate the spirits there and dies because he got distracted by a tree shaped like a cigarette

[curi0uscreature]

* Ships like Petunia x Shifty or Nutty are so funny to me but not because of the possibilities of them working out but because Petunia would spray BOTH of those guys with bug repellent. CLEARLY you do not know her 

[ghcstcd]

I remember a joke or something about Dewdrop finger painting. But I genuinely think between poetry and painting, he could have his own little studio.

[ars-ceratinus]

Outside the party

[johnnyutah]

wearing a super cute slutty Going Out Outfit but also wearing my shitty old beat up hand painted galaxy vans. i’m such a 2014 tumblrina rn i’m abt to tell the dj heyyy can u play some bastille

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I have discovered, much to my joy/distress, that a cheap vintage suit and a little affected schlubbiness is all it takes to make me look like a 3-pack-a-day-habit minor official from the Nixon Administration.

[ransomnote]

my dog threw up half way through thanksgiving so now my brother and i are holding her hair back like she's drunk at the club

[acidbathcat]

also i am full on psychotic. in my dreams im talking delusions, hallucinations, paranoia, like what. does it mean.

[totally-not-deacon]

Sometimes I think about going to the bar and getting a proper drink. I then promptly remember I hate crowds with every fiber of my being, and this goes double for drunk crowds.

[tighnarithebotanynerd]

Go stand outside and greet the sunrise and watch as morning birds track lazy patterns in the sky, as tree branches stand out, bold and clear against the dawning light, like the fine lines in mosaics, and breathe in crisp, clean air and maybe then you'll calm down.

[curi0uscreature]

* Once you realize there’s a ship with yer favs in it AND it’s been considered by others you legally can’t go back

[thecooler]

When you've had a tedious day at work and the guy behind you on the bus is playing tiktoks out loud on their phone. Pain and agony