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cyvonix · 6 months
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ok GA basically asking Dave to be their wingman is actually kinda cute as fuck, these trolls are reminding me a lot of someone like Peridot in the way that they act like Ultimate Beings Of Immense Intellect but are actually just Little Guys :3
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mythicandco · 1 year
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my current favorite hobby is dropping fairly obvious confession au lore and then IMMEDIATELY throwing people off by saying something unrelated right next to it
examples:
"dave has cesar's prom suitALSO jonah is the ULTIMATE wingman and EVELIN IN A SUIT OMG evelin in a suit guys"
or using some.certain specific character tags on posts that are technically about more characters than the ones listed
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ssahotchnerr · 2 years
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Hii Katie!
Ok I have a request 🥺🙏🏼
You’re in a secret relationship with Hotch and you both work at the BAU. He notices the last case got you feeling down and these debating if he should show his soft side and comfort you or not until someone from the team goes “sir you’re not subtle. We all know go hug your girl”
AHH GRECY HI I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH
not so subtle
cw- your usual criminal minds case content, fem!reader, i guess some angst ??
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the team trailed onto the jet, having just completed a case. easy conversations lingered amongst everyone, this case being not so different from any other- at least, to them. meanwhile, you silently made your way to your designated seat, feeling absolutely drained. 
to say this case had been rough on you was an understatement. the victims had all been insanely similar to you; hair and eye color, age, even similar body type. it was like you were seeing your face up on the board, that the profile was being given in relation to you. it didn’t help that during the takedown as well, the unsub had immediately latched his attention onto you; giving you the most bone chilling grin as he checked you out from head to toe, as if you were next on his list. you already knew the second you closed your eyes tonight, that’s exactly what you would see in your nightmares.
it also didn’t help that the comfort you desperately craved for the past week, you hadn’t gotten. more than anything, you just wanted aaron. the team wasn’t aware of your relationship just yet, so interactions with him were few and far between. 
you had felt his eyes on you from time to time, checking in on you, but he couldn’t necessarily do anything else. in addition, due to lack of hotel room availability, you hadn’t been able to sneak off to his room during the night- with you being paired with jj, dave with aaron. sure, you had seen him, spent almost every second of the day with him, but you hadn’t seen him. somehow, that made the longing and need for him- as your boyfriend- even more painful. 
as you settled into your seat, aaron gingerly sat at his. he almost occupied the available spot next to you, but hadn’t, which he was already regretting. he knew you were hurting, he knew he should be comforting you. and yet here he was, doing nothing about it. without another thought, he started to get up to move towards you, but again, stopped himself as dave sat across from him. instead, he grabbed a file, to hopefully play off his sudden movement.
dave slightly narrowed his eyes at aaron in suspicion as he sat, but he knew. he had noticed aaron’s eyes on you through the case’s entirety, aaron lifting a hand to place on the small of your back, but stopping himself midway. he had noticed you migrating towards aaron whenever you had a chance, wanting to say something but the words never making it past your lips. if he, along with the rest of the team, hadn’t already put the pieces together that the two of you were together, there was absolutely no denying it now. the two of you weren’t fooling anyone. and now, he was getting tired of waiting around for one of you to do something.
“aaron.”
“hm?” he didn’t look up from his file, making a play at being convincing. 
“just go.”
“sorry?” aaron finally lifted his eyes, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion.
“you’re not very subtle. neither of you are.” dave gave him a knowing look, before he glanced in your direction. “we know, so stop being an idiot and go over there. she needs you, but i don’t need to tell you that, do i?”
aaron opened his mouth to respond, but with dave’s expression, he knew he was caught. 
so without another word, and ignoring dave’s cheeky expression, he finally got up and made his way towards you. as he approached, your eyes met his. they were sad, and aaron regretted not already making his way over to you sooner even more if it were possible.
“sir?” you questioned, not exactly sure where he was about to go with this.
“no.” he shook his head as he took the seat next to you, your face falling into one of confusion. “we’re not doing that right now.”
“what?” you asked. your voice was laced with surprise, but also relief. you could already feel part of the tension leaving your body.
he shook his head, opening his arms to you and ignoring the fact that the team were all watching. “c’mere, it’s been long enough. and i can’t stand seeing you upset for another minute.”
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starrysence · 6 years
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Javid headcanons? Ps I love your writing!!
oooooo javid havent written for these boys in a WHILE. and thank you anon!!! thats really sweet of you to say !! :)
●ok guys you should know i love dad friend jack kelly with all my heart. he just seems like he'd be so great w/ all the boys y'know???▪this boy is an absolute disaster when it comes to taking care of himself tho▪at 4am davey is just straight-up concerned "jack why arent you asleep yet"▪"sorry i was about to go to sleep but one of the kids had a nightmare"▪also hes literally ready to Fight anyone who even looks at one of the boys the wrong way●modern day jack babysits You Cant Change My Mind▪hear me out tho davey's parents know medda and medda 100% recommends jack as a babysitter if they ever need one ▪and sometimes davey is tutoring kids so they do have jack babysit les (whos very stubborn at first bc "im responsible!!!! i dont need no babysitter!!" but warms up to jack rlly quickly)▪one time davey comes home early and sees les and jack howling with laughter over lord knows what and his heart just kinda??? "ashdbchzjs" y'know?▪"oh hey dave les was just telling me about that time you tripped in the band room and fell into a bass drum"▪"he was telling you WHAT"●the generic snow hc all of u shouldve seen coming: jack loves the snow and everything but davey Does Not▪probably bc davey gets sick so easily in the winter ▪he has to admit tho,, jack looks gorgeous in the snow (buckle up its gettin gay)▪sometimes he'll really just be staring at jack and jack doesnt? realise??? for the longest time?▪but then davey decides to throw a snowball at him and shit gets WILD▪theyre both shuddering by the time they get back inside but it was worth it ● yall these two absolutely love movie nights▪disney movies tho?? and cheesy rom coms??? yes. sign them UP▪they almost never get through the movie tho bc they always end up making out oops▪but sometimes they REALLY want to watch the movie and get through it and so they go full out▪BLANKETS and FOOD▪oh my god theres so much food●jack is like? a really physical person?? hes literally never afraid to make physical contact with anybody its basically a natural reflex for him▪davey discovers this when they start hanging out▪jack is like?? always touching daveys arm or tracing shapes somewhere on his body or resting his head on davey's shoulder▪davey knows its nothing big to jack but it always makes him blush so hard hes so mad at himself for it▪jack is such an idiot it takes him MONTHS to notice▪even when he does▪"???? dave ur face is really red are you okay?"▪davey is about to burst bc jack is SUCH an idiot but also? cute?? so cute ●whenever davey is sick jack is at his side basically 24/7▪"jackie its a cold not a 100-degree fever"▪"shhhhhh lemme take care of you"▪he'll give davey like every blanket he can find and make him soup and everything ▪davey honestly thinks its unnecessary but sweet▪jack thinks it is totally necessary and simply a way to show that hes a Good Boyfriend (like davey didnt know that already ,,,,)●jack uses a lot of pet names??? it drives davey wild▪"baby" he loses his mind▪"sugar" his heart bursts▪"sweetheart" hes dying ▪even when jack is just tired and calls him "dave" hes practically swooning▪it takes jack so long to realise but he ABSOLUTELY uses it to his advantage once he does lmao▪you uh.... interpret that last part however you want to●sometimes they have really intense arguments over fairly small things▪like one time jack hurt himself really bad in the kitchen on accident and kept trying to tell davey he could clean himself up▪he ended up having to yell rlly loud to get his point across??▪and they couldnt talk to each other a little while after that ▪maybe like a half hour?? but they made up●les jacobs is the ultimate wingman bitches▪ok literally one time when jack is babysitting hes like "you really like my brother a lot dont you??"▪theyre like watching a movie and eating snacks and jack nearly chokes▪"w ha t"▪"its ok he likes you too, you guys should go on a date sometime"▪"W H A T"▪needless to say davey is VERY confused when he comes home to les looking smug as heck and jack staring at him w/ wide eyes●DAVEY PROPOSES SHHH▪its around their 5th or 6th anniversary?? and jack os like "i think it would be really nice to be a jacobs one day"▪was it a hint? was it not? davey didnt know for sure but he decided to take it as one since theyre literally like a month away from their anniversary lol▪so its really sweet???? davey does manage to get his whole lil speech out without crying so much he has to stop▪but lets be real theyre both in tears by the time jack says yes
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i really.. dont know how i feel about these and im sorry if they suck )): its been a weird week lol
-sanj 💕
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frantastically · 7 years
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just my honest onion. ultimate wingman dave strider trying to get rose and kanaya to just bite the bullet and fucking hook up already is one billion times better than wingman rose trying to hook up davekat.
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starlightfae · 7 years
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predi-cam-ment · 8 years
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Monster au stuff(idk)
Seto * Drinks herbal tea,it is literally the only thing he will drink * Has insomnia,so he's a tired boy * Works at the library * 5"8 Ty * Loves Seto * But he's too shy to admit it * Abandonment issues * 5"10 Sky * Call him Adam and he will hit you * A little shit * Mention Ant and your dead * Super protective over Jason * 6"0 Jason * Dreamy little space boy * Has his head in the clouds 24/7 * Can't remember anything until a few years ago * Actually over thousands of years old * 5"4 Mitch * Puffs out smoke when he laughs * His human form makes him look like he has tons of burns on his body * Hot-blooded * 5"10 Jerome * Fluffy * Loves raw fish * Loves cuddling with his gfs and bf * Excitable * 6"2 Ian * Sweet tooth * Bad at cooking,but his bfs won't tell him that * The mom friend * 6"1 Derp * Clumsy * He's also kinda in the poly ship too * Sensitive * Thinks he's ugly,bfs say he's gorgeous * Self deprecating Husky * Fish creature that hates water * Aquaphobia * Freaks when he sees the ocean on the tv,Annie calms him down * 5"5 Brice * Bubbly artist * Total geek for art * Takes a lot to make him angry,but be scared when he is * Usually super animated when talking,but when he's working on a project he's completely stoic * Even though he's older then Seto,he thinks of him like an older brother(Suck it SetoSolace) * Huge crush on Tyler and Kyle(I ADDED ANOTHER SHIP AND CHAR FIGHT ME) * 5"9 Preston * Super chill * Because if he's not then the entire place will go up in flames,and he's terrified that will happen * His bfs cuddle him a lot and make him feel loved * 5"9 Lachlan * A fucking Disney princess * Tol bf * Squeals when Rob nuzzles him,and its adorable * Loves any kind of affection * 6"1 Rob * Tol,protective wolf bf * Nuzzles all his bfs * Fluffy in wolf form,and the others cuddle into his fur * No parents,the poor thing * Mitch is like his brother * 6"0 Vikk * Smol protective dragon bf * Wraps his bfs in his wings a lot * Tiny for a Star dragon * Sassy and will fight you if you call him short * 5"8 Crainer * Gets frustrated with his magic very easily,bfs calm him down * Hurt his bfs and all your plants will die * When he's sad plants around him wither away * 5"11 Jordan * His tears are pure black * He has no eyes in his true form * Give him all the cuddles * Serves a deity named Ianite,apparently she's a goddess to void creatures * 5"6 Annie * Hurt her bf and you'll get an arrow to the knee * When her bf has a panic attack,she's always right by his side * Makes Husky potions so he can breath on land * 5"10 Red * Invents stuff * Will flirt with his siblings crushes for them * Ultimate wingman * 5"10 Blue * Sad,needs reassurance 24/7 * His giggle is literal music * Hugs are nice * 5"8 Yellow * When someone's sad he magically appears to cheer them up * HUGS ARE A++++ * Crush on Tim Tam(Because Adam is taken and I like the idea of this ship) * Friends with everyone * 5"9 Purple * Sad grumpy emo boy * Actually loves when someone holds his hand * Total tsundere * 5"11 Green * Asexual/Romantic * Has tons of piercings * Loves coffee more than people(other than his siblings) * Acts like he doesn't care,cares a lot * 5"11 Pink * Very gay * Will punch anyone who messes with her siblings and gf * The eldest * 6"0 Barney * Cold-blooded,needs Red to snuggle with him a lot * Don't ask about the eye * Was the tough guy in high school,he's a huge goof now though * 6"0 Ross * Abandonment issues * Monophobic,like don't leave this poor boy alone * Really good with technology * 5"8 Max * Hot headed (//shot) * Shelby is his bestie * Will burn you if you mess with Shelby or Ross * Done with everything * 5"11 Shelby * Little Optimistic ball of sunshine * Loves her buff and protective gf * Plants are A+++ * Ross is her adopted cousin * 5"3 Jess * When in fairy form(which is really tiny)she'll snuggle up in her bfs and gfs hair/fur * Sits on her lovers' shoulders in fairy form a lot * Optimistic * SNUGGLES! * 5"4 Louise * Fluffy * Puts chin on Mitch's head a lot * Picks Jess up and twirls her around a lot * Gets frustrated when she can't pick Jerome up * Gets kisses afterwards and feels better * 6"1 Alesa * Loves flying but can't do it very often * Sky's bff * Cuddles with her birb gf a lot * Don't mess with her friends unless you wanna get your ass beat * 5"10 Aph * Loves telling stories * BABIES! * Wants to adopt a kid with Alesa * 4"10 Tyler * Part of a band,he's the guitarist * In a relationship with Kyle * Total geek * 5"9 Jocelyn * Likes being outside * Forces Ty out of his apartment for some sunlight * Ty's friend * 5"7 Ant * Laid back * Protective big brother type * Wanted a family when he was alive * 6"0 Steven * Thinks Monsters are fascinating * Studies different types of Monsters,and writes them down in a journal * Is technically the owner of a bar * 5"6 Bart * Grumpy * The mom friend 2 * Is a bartender * 6"5 Dave * Has been dead for 60 years * Always on his Gameboy * Has a little game with Seto where he occasionally gives a small fact about himself and Seto tries to piece together who he was * 5"9 Cory * Sassy as fuck * Doesn't give two shits about anything(other than his bfs and gf) * Loves cameras * 5"10 Dawn * Precious robot son * Has PTSD * Doesn't like virus's * 5"6 Uni * He dyes his hair tons of other colors,but blue is the one he does most * Loves cuddles * Bfs and gf constantly compliment his art,he blushes every time * 5"9 Ashlie * Has Forget-Me-Nots in her hair * Has a dog named Wilbert * LOVES ANIMALS! * 5"3 Nick * thAT FUCKING VOICE * 'It's just red soup guys''IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A SECRET THAT YOUR A VAMPIRE NICK!' * The only logical one other than Dawn * 5"5 Tommy * THE SINGING VOICE OF AN ANGEL * Kinda crazy * Sings lullabies to Dawn when he has nightmares * 6"0 Mat * Doesn't like rain,he will rust * Protective bf * People Immediately turn to him when things break,he rolls his eyes and then makes the thing better then before * 6"0 Pete * Eats EVERYTHING * Don't touch his beanie * Technically doesn't have a sex,he just goes by he/him pronouns * 5"8 though he can change his body anyway he wants to Choco * Gets grumpy when his feathers start multing * Puts Mat under his wing in the rain when he can * Best cook * 5"11 Kyle * Don't question his pink hair * Loves when Tyler plays his guitar * When people see his hair they ask if he's gay,he just gives Tyler a big smooch and glares at the person * 5"10 Tim * Curls around people,it freaks some people out when he's in his true form * Anime nerd * Cold blooded,he gets sleepy during winter * 5"6 Dawn * Always grumpy * Smol and sassy * Let her sleep * 5"0 Ashley * Hugs Dawn with her wings a lot * Free spirited * Has amazing reflexes * 6"0
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Monster au stuff(idk)
Already posted on my main blog but here some stuff on all the characters
Seto * Drinks herbal tea,it is literally the only thing he will drink * Has insomnia,so he's a tired boy * Works at the library * 5"8 Ty * Loves Seto * But he's too shy to admit it * Abandonment issues * 5"10 Sky * Call him Adam and he will hit you * A little shit * Mention Ant and your dead * Super protective over Jason * 6"0 Jason * Dreamy little space boy * Has his head in the clouds 24/7 * Can't remember anything until a few years ago * Actually over thousands of years old * 5"4 Mitch * Puffs out smoke when he laughs * His human form makes him look like he has tons of burns on his body * Hot-blooded * 5"10 Jerome * Fluffy * Loves raw fish * Loves cuddling with his gfs and bf * Excitable * 6"2 Ian * Sweet tooth * Bad at cooking,but his bfs won't tell him that * The mom friend * 6"1 Derp * Clumsy * He's also kinda in the poly ship too * Sensitive * Thinks he's ugly,bfs say he's gorgeous * Self deprecating Husky * Fish creature that hates water * Aquaphobia * Freaks when he sees the ocean on the tv,Annie calms him down * 5"5 Brice * Bubbly artist * Total geek for art * Takes a lot to make him angry,but be scared when he is * Usually super animated when talking,but when he's working on a project he's completely stoic * Even though he's older then Seto,he thinks of him like an older brother(Suck it SetoSolace) * Huge crush on Tyler and Kyle(I ADDED ANOTHER SHIP AND CHAR FIGHT ME) * 5"9 Preston * Super chill * Because if he's not then the entire place will go up in flames,and he's terrified that will happen * His bfs cuddle him a lot and make him feel loved * 5"9 Lachlan * A fucking Disney princess * Tol bf * Squeals when Rob nuzzles him,and its adorable * Loves any kind of affection * 6"1 Rob * Tol,protective wolf bf * Nuzzles all his bfs * Fluffy in wolf form,and the others cuddle into his fur * No parents,the poor thing * Mitch is like his brother * 6"0 Vikk * Smol protective dragon bf * Wraps his bfs in his wings a lot * Tiny for a Star dragon * Sassy and will fight you if you call him short * 5"8 Crainer * Gets frustrated with his magic very easily,bfs calm him down * Hurt his bfs and all your plants will die * When he's sad plants around him wither away * 5"11 Jordan * His tears are pure black * He has no eyes in his true form * Give him all the cuddles * Serves a deity named Ianite,apparently she's a goddess to void creatures * 5"6 Annie * Hurt her bf and you'll get an arrow to the knee * When her bf has a panic attack,she's always right by his side * Makes Husky potions so he can breath on land * 5"10 Red * Invents stuff * Will flirt with his siblings crushes for them * Ultimate wingman * 5"10 Blue * Sad,needs reassurance 24/7 * His giggle is literal music * Hugs are nice * 5"8 Yellow * When someone's sad he magically appears to cheer them up * HUGS ARE A++++ * Crush on Tim Tam(Because Adam is taken and I like the idea of this ship) * Friends with everyone * 5"9 Purple * Sad grumpy emo boy * Actually loves when someone holds his hand * Total tsundere * 5"11 Green * Asexual/Romantic * Has tons of piercings * Loves coffee more than people(other than his siblings) * Acts like he doesn't care,cares a lot * 5"11 Pink * Very gay * Will punch anyone who messes with her siblings and gf * The eldest * 6"0 Barney * Cold-blooded,needs Red to snuggle with him a lot * Don't ask about the eye * Was the tough guy in high school,he's a huge goof now though * 6"0 Ross * Abandonment issues * Monophobic,like don't leave this poor boy alone * Really good with technology * 5"8 Max * Hot headed (//shot) * Shelby is his bestie * Will burn you if you mess with Shelby or Ross * Done with everything * 5"11 Shelby * Little Optimistic ball of sunshine * Loves her buff and protective gf * Plants are A+++ * Ross is her adopted cousin * 5"3 Jess * When in fairy form(which is really tiny)she'll snuggle up in her bfs and gfs hair/fur * Sits on her lovers' shoulders in fairy form a lot * Optimistic * SNUGGLES! * 5"4 Louise * Fluffy * Puts chin on Mitch's head a lot * Picks Jess up and twirls her around a lot * Gets frustrated when she can't pick Jerome up * Gets kisses afterwards and feels better * 6"1 Alesa * Loves flying but can't do it very often * Sky's bff * Cuddles with her birb gf a lot * Don't mess with her friends unless you wanna get your ass beat * 5"10 Aph * Loves telling stories * BABIES! * Wants to adopt a kid with Alesa * 4"10 Tyler * Part of a band,he's the guitarist * In a relationship with Kyle * Total geek * 5"9 Jocelyn * Likes being outside * Forces Ty out of his apartment for some sunlight * Ty's friend * 5"7 Ant * Laid back * Protective big brother type * Wanted a family when he was alive * 6"0 Steven * Thinks Monsters are fascinating * Studies different types of Monsters,and writes them down in a journal * Is technically the owner of a bar * 5"6 Bart * Grumpy * The mom friend 2 * Is a bartender * 6"5 Dave * Has been dead for 60 years * Always on his Gameboy * Has a little game with Seto where he occasionally gives a small fact about himself and Seto tries to piece together who he was * 5"9 Cory * Sassy as fuck * Doesn't give two shits about anything(other than his bfs and gf) * Loves cameras * 5"10 Dawn * Precious robot son * Has PTSD * Doesn't like virus's * 5"6 Uni * He dyes his hair tons of other colors,but blue is the one he does most * Loves cuddles * Bfs and gf constantly compliment his art,he blushes every time * 5"9 Ashlie * Has Forget-Me-Nots in her hair * Has a dog named Wilbert * LOVES ANIMALS! * 5"3 Nick * thAT FUCKING VOICE * 'It's just red soup guys''IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A SECRET THAT YOUR A VAMPIRE NICK!' * The only logical one other than Dawn * 5"5 Tommy * THE SINGING VOICE OF AN ANGEL * Kinda crazy * Sings lullabies to Dawn when he has nightmares * 6"0 Mat * Doesn't like rain,he will rust * Protective bf * People Immediately turn to him when things break,he rolls his eyes and then makes the thing better then before * 6"0 Pete * Eats EVERYTHING * Don't touch his beanie * Technically doesn't have a sex,he just goes by he/him pronouns * 5"8 though he can change his body anyway he wants to Choco * Gets grumpy when his feathers start multing * Puts Mat under his wing in the rain when he can * Best cook * 5"11 Kyle * Don't question his pink hair * Loves when Tyler plays his guitar * When people see his hair they ask if he's gay,he just gives Tyler a big smooch and glares at the person * 5"10 Tim * Curls around people,it freaks some people out when he's in his true form * Anime nerd * Cold blooded,he gets sleepy during winter * 5"6 Dawn * Always grumpy * Smol and sassy * Let her sleep * 5"0 Ashley * Hugs Dawn with her wings a lot * Free spirited * Has amazing reflexes * 6"0
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vulturehound · 5 years
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Hi, and welcome to SteelChair’s Top 50 Tag Teams of the year. In previous years, we’d given you only the Top 10 teams but tag wrestling has just been so damn good this year, that we had to expand the list by five times (five times, five times, five times, five times). Here, we count down the 50-11 positions, covering the best talent that male and female tag team divisions around the world have to offer. When you’re done here, do check out the Top 10, when it’s live, to see if your favourite made it. Without further ado, let’s get started.
Words by Laura Mauro, Steph Franchomme, Humza Hussain, Tom Mimnagh, Tom Beasley, Joe Raczka, John Dinsdale, Dave Adamson, Bradley Tiernan, Stephen Goodman, and James Truepenny.
From 50 to 26
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50 – Bea Priestley & Jamie Hayter (STARDOM)
49 – Boys II Men/Crashboat (Pop Punk Kid & Jack Bandicoot) – UK Wrestling
48 – Erick Rowan & Daniel Bryan (WWE)
47 – Cody & Dustin Rhodes (AEW)
46- Diamond Vogue Collective (Jinny & Mercedez Blaze) – EVE
45 – Pretty Deadly (Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley) – UK Wrestling
44 – Mei Suruga & Mei Hochizuki (SEAdLINNING)
43- Mercedes Martinez & Cheerleader Melissa (SHIMMER)
42 – Stronghearts (El Lindaman & T-Hawk) OWE/AEW
41 – Los Ingobernables de Japon (EVIL & SANADA) – NJPW
40 – Yuu & Chihiro Hashimoto (Sendai)
39 – Crazy Lovers (Masashi Takeda & Takumi Tsukamoto) – BJW / Japan Wrestling
38 – The North (Ethan Page & Josh Alexander) – Impact Wrestling
37 – The Young Guns (Luke Jacobs & Ethan Allen) – Futureshock Wrestling
36 – Bullet Club (El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori) – NJPW
35 – Birds of Prey (Will Ospreay & Robbie Eagles) – NJPW
34 – The Briscoes (Jay & Mark Briscoe) – ROH
33- Dark Order (Evil Uno & Stu Grayson) – AEW
32 – The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz & Trey Miguel) – Impact Wrestling
31- The IIconics (Peyton Royce & Billie Kay) – WWE
30 – Heavy Machinery (Otis Dozovic & Tucker Knight) – WWE
29 – More Than Hype (LJ Cleary, Nathan Martin & Darren Kearney) – OTT Wrestling
28 – Club Tropicana (Captain Sexsea & Aidan) – OTT Wrestling
27 – South Wales Subculture (Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster) – NXT UK
26- Tokyo Cyber Squad (Jungle Kyona & Konami) – STARDOM
From 25 to 11
25 – Queen’s Quest (Momo Watanabe & Utami Hayashishita) – STARDOM
One of Stardom’s most dominant stables, Queen’s Quest have been no stranger to championship gold this year. Momo Watanabe and Utami Hayashishita held the Goddess of Stardom Championship until July when they were divested of their gold by Tokyo Cyber Squad. But fear not! With the help of stablemate AZM, Queen’s Quest went on to claim the Artist of Stardom Championship.
24 – The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods) – WWE – Were #3 last year
The New Day’s inclusion in the list of best tag teams may partly be due to their tenure, but despite Kofi’s singles run taking up most of New Day’s time in 2019, when called upon, they have continued to deliver in the WWE tag team scene. A perfect example being their great PPV outing with The Revival at Clash of Champions.
23 – Viking Raiders (Erik & Ivar) – WWE
The booking of the Viking Raiders has been questionable, and that dates back to their debut under the name ‘The Viking Experience’. But since consistently performing on Monday nights, Erik and Ivar have won over the crowd with their unique and breathtaking style (nicknamed “305 Live”), and this was clear for all to see in their fantastic title victory on RAW.
22 – Grizzled Young Veterans (Zack Gibson & James Drake) – NXT UK
Zack Gibson has always been one of the best antagonists on the microphone and NXT UK has rewarded the fans in spades! James Drake is a consistently strong performer and has become the perfect wingman to Gibson. Intense in-ring ability, a naturally dislikeable temperament and supreme confidence, Grizzled Young Vets have come to define NXT UK’s tag team division.
21- Woke Queens ( Debbie Keitel & Valkyrie) – EVE
You have to love Debbie Keitel and Valkyrie. Ireland’s enormously entertaining Woke Queens have only been operating as a dedicated duo since the beginning of the year, but they’ve made quite an impression already. Making their Pro Wrestling: EVE debut in June, the popular coffee-chugging, ABBA-loving pair fought off stiff competition to become the second-ever EVE Tag Team Champions.
20 – Santana & Ortiz (Impact Wrestling/AEW)
What is there to say about Santana and Ortiz? The former LAX have done it all in Impact Wrestling. They dominated Impact as a top draw and held the tag titles in several high-class feuds. Now they have branched out into AEW as Proud N Powerful and look set to do it all again going straight for the Young Bucks.
19 – Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford) – WWE
It has been a hell of a year for this high-energy duo, who won gold for the first time on the developmental brand before making the step up to the main roster. After several weeks as an enjoyable Greek Chorus on Monday Night RAW, Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins have finally got in the ring, where they’re tearing it up.
18 – Anti-Fun Police (Chief Deputy Dunne & Los Federales Santos Jr) – UK Wrestling
Chief Deputy Damien Dunne, Los Federales Santos Jr, James & Leigh Obstruction (aka The Hunter Brothers, a team who could top this list on their own) and Cadet Joe Nelson have upheld the law in 2019 making sure there’s been no fun (aah) while easily stealing shows up and down the UK and Ireland. But never having fun, no fun, nada.
17 – Kabuki Warriors (Asuka & Kairi Sane) – WWE
The formation of the Kabuki Warriors was rough at best but now they look set to be a dominant force in the Women’s Tag Division. A vicious streak and ignorance of the rules have made them a threat to any woman on any show. They have rid themselves of Paige and are carving their own path of carnage through RAW.
16 – Villain Enterprises (PCO & Brody King)
This somewhat unlikely pairing has become one of the hottest teams in the US Indy scene. Winners of the ROH tag titles, the returning Crockett Cup and the NWA tag titles, Brody King and PCO have gone from strength to strength. And that doesn’t even take into account their success as the ROH 6-man champs along with Marty Scurll.
15 –  Reiwa Ultima Powers (DASH Chisako & Hiroyo Matsumoto)
DASH and Matsumoto are a true force of nature. Between them, Mika Iwata & Chihiro Hashimoto and Medusa Complex, 2019 has seen a resurgence in Sendai Girls’ tag division. The capper to this has been Reiwa Ultimate Powers claiming those Sendai Tag-Team titles. A fitting reward for a team that has pushed the art of tag wrestling like few others.
14 – The Revival (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson) – WWE
The Top Guys were NXT darlings. They had promo skills, a classic style and the ability to put on excellent matches. Now they can finally do that on the main roster too as they were trusted with Tag Titles and some proper usage. They aren’t quite the joke they had been and should continue to be pushed as top guys.
13 – Best Friends (Chuckie T & Trent?) – AEW
Best Friends, Trent Beretta and Chuck Taylor (and sometimes Orange Cassidy), have a friendship so powerful it has encapsulated the love of many AEW fans. Their patented hug alone is a force strong enough to make any hard cam zoom backwards. Whilst they were unable to progress in AEW’s tag team tournament, they have captured many hearts this year.
12 – Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt) – AEW
Take Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy, and add Marko Stunt to the equation. It’s divided some AEW fans, yet it works! The wise guardian Luchasaurus is an impressive combination of hard-hitting and high-flying, Jungle Boy with a marketable look and talent to match and Marko Stunt as the annoyingly talented little guy who everyone remembers. Wrestling fans, get on board the Jurassic Express.
11- Guerrillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) – NJPW
That Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa perennial IWGP champions and contenders had another banner year. They took the IWGP titles in February and moved on to the ROH/IWGP title match at MSG as double champions. While that may have been an artistic disaster, they’ve been power players ever since. World Tag League will define their 2020.
All pics courtesy of WWE, NJPW, OTT, ICW, Beyond Gorilla, Sendai Pro Wrestling, Stardom, SHIMMER, ROH, NWA, AEW, Grapple Wrestling, Progress Wrestling, EVE, SEAdLINNING, OWE, Machida Pro-Wrestling Festival, Laura Mauro, and Oli Sandler
SteelChair Magazine's Top 50 Tag Teams of The Year 2019 - Part 1
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