Peak dirkjake are switches I don't even care you can't convince me that Dirk "control issues" Strider exclusively bottoms and Jake "gets flustered when the robot beating him up isn't hitting him hard enough" English exclusively tops. LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way