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#I thought they would annoy me but unfortunately they’re growing on me#i couldn’t decide which picture would work better with the last one so you get both#I love how obviously obsessed with him she is#yet she somehow thinks she’s hiding it#girl this level of yearning will not be reached for at least another hundred years#(it’s spock yearning for Kirk)#star trek#star trek enterprise#trip tucker#t’pol#like it really seemed weird when they first started setting the relationship up#but I’m seeing it now#I’m still not completely sure#but I can’t deny that it’s very endearing how they’re trying to pretend they aren’t completely obsessed with each other#ik yall don’t like enterprise but that won’t stop me from making memes about it#st enterprise#st ent#please I need this to find other enterprise appreciators#the rest of yall wouldn’t understand#I can’t believe yall aren’t appreciating these#I post ds9 memes and yall are on them in a second#but no enterprise doesn’t deserve that respec#I see where yall stand
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this thing’s birthday
#roronoa zoro#one piece#zoro#I literally only drew him today. I have a 25 layer canvas with only drawings of zoro on it from Today#I also drew aki for my friend bc it’s his birthday too but#also ignore that there aren’t swords in the second one. don’t worry about it pretend they’re there it’s just a wip sketch#my art
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the people’s princess
#tetro danganronpa pink#watari nishino#archive tags >#jubilee art#ive been without power for the majority of the day and in that time i have nearly completed to warrior cat books im going back to my roots#im so excited for the tetro drop this week and lowkey so curious how they’re gonna deal with kamimura and tsuno#ive Never tried to do anything with fire or fire colouring before and u can so tell but sh that can be a secret between u and me#we can pretend#something crazy to me is that I got into tetro idk how long ago but the week after the second trial was my first live posting#slash being caught up to tetro week#and in that time ive drawn like 19??? 20??? one of the two things for tetro#and I don’t think I drew even close to that many things for the entirety of last year#i know last year I drew like two full things with colour#like total and now i have to deal with adhd allegations from my mate who’s been adhd truthing me for years#there is no point to saying this i just thought about it while posting this and im a chronic yapper and tags are easy enough to ignore
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honestly homophobic of netflix to remove the interactive with the julethief canon events in it
AND ON THE DAY CARMEN ESCAPES VILE NO LESS 😒
rip To Steal or Not To Steal. you had the entire fandom in a chokehold over that ending <3
#Netflix. Netflix when I catch you. WHEN I CATCH YOU NETFLIX.#Julia blushing is canon in our hearts <33#so many good interactions :(#had to play it one last time on the proper platform and noticed so. many. little. characterization bits.#like mine bomb choking and Carmen DOESNT HESITATE to help. also Carmen knowing the heimlich.#VILE teaching life saving techniques??? hmm suspicious (yeah first aid in the field they don’t want ops to die lmao)#ALSO CARMENS IMAGINATION?? like girly was in the middle of a mission pretending she was showing off sick dance moves to a pretty girl.#what a dork I love her. she cannot focus <3 it’s ok Carmen we all imagine showing off to a crowd of people and them joining in.#bellum not being able to stick to a name for the wiper/mind melt/cranial dranial#also carmen quoting Casablanca??! oh my god?? the layers??!#URHG WE NEEDED FILLER EPS. where’s my team red movie night. beach day. arcade trip. julethief coffee/museum/aquarium dates.#NETFLIX LET ME IN THAT WRITERS ROOM.#alright streaming services. the only reason we got u in the first place was because it was *slightly* more convenient than piracy.#excuse my Texas™️ here but the streaming platforms are getting a little too big for their britches nowadays.#could we at least consolidate into 1-2. this is getting ridiculous.#also 482 unskippable ads every 5 seconds. they’ve made regular cable but 200x worse#but that’s a topic for another day#anyways. goodbye To Steal or Not to Steal. you changed my brain chemistry at age 15 🫡#carmen sandiego 2019#carmensandiego#tsonts#fluffytheocelot#julethief#to steal or not to steal
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Y’all something gay has been going on between these two for a while now I’m just saying
#ruffnut thorston#Ruffnut httyd#heather httyd#do they have a ship name?#I was close to being a Heather hater cus of the unnecessary writing where she was like “Astrid don’t tell hiccup I’m on your side#that plot line was stupid considering it lasted 2 SECONDS so yah that was a stupid writing choice I’m not a Heather hater#Im a hater of that stupid unnecessary out of character cranky plot line yah I’m just gonna pretend that didn’t happen#writers of dragons edge why??? it was so unnecessary and stupid#Ruffer is apparently their ship name but I could only find one peice of fanart 😭 they’re underated af#Ruffnut x Heather#I’ll just have to do it myself then once I finish my Fishlout fic
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Honestly really disappointing and upsetting that just after I found the pills that make you green comics the creator turned out to very much extremely hate people like me
#I guess her transmasc audience was getting too big and she had to go oops! I gotta hate a little bit to scare them off!#when will there be popular transfems that don’t fucking hate us.#I can name ONE blogger I know who is transfem and actually appreciates transmascs and acknowledges we are oppressed#not more oppressed than transfems. oppressed are all. oppressed even NEAR equally.#that’s how bad it is#I can’t imagine making the pills that make you green comics#and not actually believing like any of it#all of the comics point to her being supportive of trans men and lesboys and the infinite ways we are complex#and yet. the second someone asks about it and baeddels create an uproar#‘actually tmes are 4chan mra losers and lesboys are just trying to claim access to lesbianism because they have vaginas 🙄’#it’s literally just more proof that people against transandrophobia terminology don’t have any actual moral reason to be against it#they just hate *us* and want us to shut up because then they don’t have to pretend they support us
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So much chappell hate on my feed SHUT UP!!!! The Giver in an hour. The Giver.. one hour from now ❤️
#wampus rambles#guys could we pretend to not be misogynistic for just one second.literally just one second. I know you hate women but please power through#Also like. Don’t maintag that shit. literally no need#ANYWAYS WHOS EXCITED…. I know I am
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these are far from all of them but i print a picture of every single pet I’ve ever owned to put somewhere in my house.
#let’s address the elephants in the room. yes my wooden calander it still November. I’m lazy#and yes everything in my house is slightly crooked. I refuse to use a level#ANYWAYS#the green square frame in the second pic is gonna get a Fenris Dragon Age print in it#the third pic there is room above the John picture and I’m going to put a 4x6 of Kerry Eurodyne there#I do not like the John picture I hung up but I currently don’t have any better ones of him. it will be replaced once I get a better one#also the petunia one in the last picture I don’t like either. I regret printing that out. shitty lighting#my post#anyways thank u for letting me ramble. we’re going to pretend this is pet related#I am biased but my house is so vibes
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LMFAOOOO
Madre mía y decían que en los años 70 ya se quedaron sin ideas,
Aún hay gente que idolatra a estos farsantes y se creen todo lo q les meten con colador 😂
Y esto de la luna podía colar, hoy en día todas las mentiras que cuentan las celebrities no 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (relaciones inicio de la fama etc)
#n.a never lied tho#he said it never happened#these fucking Americans lmfao#always lying and making up ridiculous shit for attention basically#it’s a cultural thing imo#I mean I’ve known this for years but likeeeee it’s one lie after another#they talk about walls and shit and they are all immigrants#like their country is less than 1000 years old - the fuck are they talking about LMFAOOOO#most of us ignore them for the most part but the second hand embarrassment is real#Jim Carrey is ONE hell of an actor#hilarious dude lmao#AND THEYRE BUYING IT#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#lmao they go to the 🌕 once and now it’s not possible to go there bc ¿¿ they forgot how to ??? pls#America you’re boring as hell😳😳😳😳#they’re attention seeking folks tbh#and those Americans who can’t and don’t like they get harassed killed and so on#make it make sense 😳#I once dealt with a Canadian bitch and since then I make fun of Canada too#thank god I was not born there but my parents wanted to settle down there wHEW#add to the mix that bitch of trudeau who basically laughs at every Canadian#man we’re screwed lmao#fuck these politicians NAHSKASBSJA#I literally don’t like some people and I don’t pretend to ever hide it tbh#and France too like we’re so sick of these bitches in government#I hope **** *** ***#at least u can live comfortably in other countries#in Spain? LMAOOO#depends on ur profession u can live well but not too well#if u compare w the neighboring countries - it’s 20% of what u could have
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Something Familiar
#homestuck#ms. paint#jade harley#ruby harlonde#Ms paint is so important to me sniffle. i think people#Forget about her and jade i mean it’s easy to but i hold that panel where she’s standing next to jade on the bridge close to my heart#I love making up parallels that aren’t there#as in i don’t think they did the Ruby and paint school thing intentionally.#it’s a one-off spoof gag :yeaj:#paint got a little bigger in the second drawing pretend she didn’t </3#other notes uuuh paint is wearing a longer skirt#a homage to the pre proto and proto queen outfit#and it’s not a school for uuub what was it called I forgot(but it wouldn’t Be called that) but it’s just a community center she’s fixing up#hence her murals#Sorry thinks about hs^2 too hard#enough of that#i mean i don’t know if i can make it clear i Don’t like it(hs2/epilogues)#this was inspired by talk about it(ms paint school thing) i think it was a little ago i’ll try to find it#my art
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נυℓιαηηα'ѕ тαттσσѕ .
julianna has four tattoos : paw prints above her left heel in honor of her late childhood dog , a matching ghost on her right forearm just below the elbow that she got with weston when they first decided to join the ghostfacers , the anti - possession symbol on the back of her neck , and the words " je ne regrette rien " on her left forearm . the words are from an old song her mother has always loved ; it translates directly to " i don't regret anything " .
#` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 i like to row against the current that’s the way that i travel ⌗ headcanon .#` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 and perfect people don’t exist so don’t pretend to be one ⌗ aesthetic .#` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 brief seconds that impacted my life on a huge scale ⌗ scrapbook .
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okay so labour won big why am I actually fucking terrified seeing the reform numbers
#well!! we’re going even further right i fucking guess#these are two leave voting labour seats but still that’s kinda terrifying#the tories yes were right but they weren’t all super far right and they had to at least kinda pretend to care about things#if they DO get these 13 seats that’s gonna change so much and probably push the tories even further right anyway because that’s WHY they los#they’re saying it rn! not conservative enough!#with any kind of luck the party implodes within 4 years but I don’t think that’s likely#I kinda didn’t think about how bad this would be#but yeah we have a far right doing really fucking well now and they’re gonna be in second place in a Lot of places#I’m gonna sleep soon I don’t think I can stomach staying up much later tonight#hopefully there’ll be some good news abt the greens or lib dems doing a bit better#praying we get 4 green seats#also man genuinely fuck the House of Lords but it is nice to see someone who’s not insane and just campaigning as the labour guy on bbc#praying he’s right abt reform being mostly protest votes#the reform deputy leader is. one of the most annoying people I have heard though#labour better do what they fucking promised here bc if they don’t we’re all screwed#anyway! maybe this is a sign to move to bristol. or just. move. but we are also late to the far right party party so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#luke.txt#I’m not gonna sleep properly tonight but so be it
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got another hoshimina fic idea… it takes them four people and nine years before they get their shit together.
#egg boils#first part is kafka&mina <- not the worst person she could go to for advice really#also bc kafka is the only person she can totally herself with. she’s got 9 years of feelings to let out okay. screw the formalities for onc#second part is hoshina&okonogi that’s his buddy. they’re buddies. besties. okonogi also not a bad choice for advice except she doesn’t know#what hoshina is talking abt half the time bc you do know the captain is never THAT close to anyone but you right vice captain?#hoshina: ???#third part is mina hitting true desperation. narumi&mina. narumi for advice is fucking crzy. but she’s also crazy. and pining#and down bad down so bad it’s like hoshina is pretending NOT to notice how abysmally bad she is for him#narumi: why am i involved. why . get me out of here. i don’t care#mina: shut up and listen.#THEYRE HESTIES TO MEEEEE#the second other person mina can be somewhat herself with okay. okay#might switch it around so narumi is first but we’ll see. it would be funny bc last person is#kafka&hoshina . hoshina letting his woes out to the guy that joined the defense force 6 months ago but hoshina thinks kafka might be the#best person to consult. “you can read her expressions better than i do#and kafka is just like. but she’s always showing some her most obvious faces around u tho..?#hoshina again: ????#see it’d be funny if the first person mina consulted be narumi and then the year after hoshina talks to okonogi and it takes one (1) kafka#for them to sort their shit out actually.#i’ll let it ruminate in my brain for a bit more#i love friendship and duos what can i say#hoshimina#ficwip#<- next one#idea bank
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tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”
#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with#but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this#i can’t just. talk to the guy#if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that#i can barely even say hello to him#don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like#ah fuck there he is#okay you can do it just say hi#just say what’s up#and then he’s already gone#also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin#ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍#but like. i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction#or like. an actual conversation.#which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or#i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what)#anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴#i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at#least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.)#anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault#too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair#but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side#where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20#mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡#but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number#who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21#his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦#cheers to being fools universe
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Went to nonbinary support group earlier this evening. A fun and silly question was asked, “What’s your non-traditional gender?”. The person asking described their gender as some cigarette butts floating in a gross puddle, another person describing themself as a cigarette butt with lipstick stains on it, my love described themself as a bunny rabbit, and when it came around for me to answer I said I’m a dirty hippy. The person asking then spent ten minutes going off on me about how #problematic hippy culture is, ignoring multiple bids from me to say yeah there are things wrong with it I know full well but they did not relent, eventually remarking that punks look mean but are actually nice and hippies look nice but are actually mean and telling me my gender is pretty much folk punk anyway?? My love stopped the convo by asking the others in the group who didn’t get a chance to answer to do so but the vibe was not great after. This is such a strange and petty encounter but something about it still rubbed me the wrong way in such a way that continues to linger in my mind. What the fuck?
#this is goggles#me sitting there in my purple tie dye breezy skirt and multiple pieces of ☮️ jewelry#😐#like comrade I know full well that hippy culture is rife with weird appropriation#but there’s a certain irony about derailing a group discussion to tell me all the reasons why my aesthetic is shit#and then turn around and say people of your aesthetic are nice and mine aren’t???#like I know full well that the people around this community really don’t like hippies#I’m certain in part because of a specific hippy who used to go to these support group meetings until they started threatening people#but like holy fuck?????#second time somebody who frequents queer hangouts has been fucking weird to me about being a hippy#I miss my burning man friends#I miss being a dirty hippy with other dirty hippies#they are…. a lot different while still being just as gnc#more open towards older folks and more masc presentation of gender fuckery#It’s always been hard for me to integrate with social groups#but the burning man community is one I immediately fit into with absolute love and belonging#I won’t pretend it’s perfect by any means but it is forgiving with imperfection#I miss it I haven’t been to a Burn in a couple of years now#I want to go get fucked up in the woods with a bunch of weirdos and artists again#I want to go back to the farm where I work up in Washington already#I can’t sleep and I wish I were back in my cozy little van#I wish I had the comfort of being somewhere I feel like I belong again#I hate city living so much
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they r literally the worst.
#this convo makes me so crazy for them but i am like. so so brain fogged rn i cannot tag ramble abt it properly lol#bc the whole ‘it’s hard not to with you’ thing is 100% genuine i think#i do feel like at this point they do Like each other. he actively Wants to spend time with them now bc they’re fun! they make this fun!#he can pretend none of the usual guilt and disgust is there bc they’re in on the game too and they’re both just playing#and he’s found this little game is so much more fun when they both know the rules#he just has to not think about what it means and not let it go any further#maybe they don’t Need to fall for it exactly as long as they keep playing along but he most certainly Cannot fall for them#(it’s already too late. it was too late before it ever began.)#i will also say like i think there are at least a Few more days in between the goblin party and this. bc technically this is my next long#rest after the party lol#the whole timeline of act 1/2 esp is way elongated in my mind bc otherwise all these astarion convos happen Way too close together r#wait this is the second one after the party i think. whatever. still too close#漫言#oc. xarrai#z plays bg3#r. hold me like a knife
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