#and everyone basically knows barty did it but they can't prove barty did it

[otrtbs]

is there a way for me to ask for you to explain ALL of your wips? anything that is a brain child of yours will always be brilliant <3

but texasbartylus please! (i love the way you write them and will forever want more <33)

finn!! adore you forever and ever !

okay so , this is a small town texas murder fic where barty shows up at regulus' doorstep covered in blood and freaking out. they haven't spoken in a long time even though they live next door to each other because regulus broke off their secret relationship to begin his engagement to pandora (walburga and orion who are texas oil business moguls basically forced him into this marriage arrangement) <- but pandora leaves regulus at the altar (no hard feelings though they planned it) and she moved to the east coast where she chopped off all her hair and started a new life under a new name but she still writes letters to regulus

(wip game!)

[katakosmos]

part 3 of the rosekiller tiktok au (here) just for @remusbuzzcutt :

i'm thinking about barty and evan flirting on tiktok for months (in videos, comments, reposts, lip sync...) confusing people, leaving the world with crumbs of everything that happens between them. while they secretly text each other on instagram, everyone is just waiting for them to announce their relationship.

"i think they did it but i just can't prove it"

and so, after the release of the new movie in which evan starred, he has an interview scheduled. and he doesn't know it, it was all a big secret, but it's barty who was called to interview him.

they've never met in person, so as soon as evan sees barty basically lying in the chair in front of him, with a sadistic smile on his face, he starts sweating. and the interview is a disaster.

cause barty is all compliments, smirking, biting his lip, holding eye contact, moving on the chair, and evan doesn't listen to a single word of what he's saying. so basically all that happens is:

"evan, are you paying attention?"

"sorry, can you repeat the last question?"

and even if barty seems pleased with evan's discomfort, he isn't much calmer than him. cause he's been evan's fan since day one, he's obsessed with him, and he still can't believe he's talking to his celebrity crush, making him blush, laugh, evan's looking at him...

and so he has to act nonchalant when evan replies to his "can i ask you another question?" with a "yes, darling, tell me", and he really hopes evan didn't notice how he gasped when he casually dropped a french word in his speech with his amazing french accent (evan noticed, and took notes).

as soon as the interview ends, they run away to two different rooms because they can't even look each other in the eyes. then they post a photo on instagram just to confuse people even more,

and evan is like: "so my apartment..."

and barty just goes: "yes."