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#and i was so paranoid after that instead of putting one boric acid capsule into my pussy i put two just in case
kaidabakugou
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coffee dates with your mom have you spilling all your dirty secrets without a second thought 😭
#kai.rambles
#idk what this phenomena is but it’s apparently common lol
#im gonna tmi in the tags like it’s a little face time call bc i’m waiting at the airport for my friend
#but i had a little coffee date with my mom yesterday bc we both needed a little break since the family is STILL here and hasn’t left
#and we just need this whole thanksgiving thing to be over bc we’re going insane with so many relatives in and out of our homes
#so we went to a local coffee shop that just opened and it’s so cute btw and ITS PET FRIENDLY so i saw many doggies there
#and can’t wait to take woody when this whole doggy virus going around calms down 😔
#but anyway she saw that i was like fidgeting in my chair and ask wtf was wrong and i told her that i had a pimple on my ass cheek lol
#and she was like how did it even get there like you take such good care of your skin??
#and i was like idk it just appeared there 😅
#and she was like - 🤨🤨 after your bday?
#and i said like yeahhhh?
#at this point i already knew she was onto me lol and we both laughed and she asked what did my bf and i do for my bday
#so i told her and now she won’t stop laughing at me
#for context - here’s the tmi lol - but my bf used whipped cream on me for my bday and we cuddled for a bit
#afterwards with the intention of going to shower but we ended up passing out all sticky 😭
#and i quickly took a full exfoliating shower in the morning when i realized but it was already too late and now i have a pimple on my ass 😭
#and it’s like more towards the inside of the cheek so it fkn hurts everytime i sit down
#and i was so paranoid after that instead of putting one boric acid capsule into my pussy i put two just in case
#bc i was so scared that i was gonna get and infection of something but it’s been 4 days now
#and nothing’s happening so i think i’m good but yeah i told her and now she laughs everytime she sees me or remembers it 😭
#i don’t mind bc it’s her and i trust my mom and tell her everything but i never get into detail about my sex life
#so the fact that THISSS is the one thing about it that i tell her it’s hilarious
#so yeah and now whoever reads this monstrosity of tags knows too
#and if you did read this then come here bc i’m giving you BIG WET KISSES and taking you out on a little picnic date 💓💓
#and we can wear matching outfits and feed eachother desserts🥺
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