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inchidentally · 4 months

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Lando with the other drivers he's friends with:

oh hey are you guys talking to me omg don't bully me or I'll come (etc etc)

Lando with Oscar:

Oscar open this for me, Oscar don't do that, Oscar what's that word I'm thinking of, Oscar your arms are bigger than mine, Oscar your taste is terrible, Oscar listen to my music, Oscar don't eat that near me, Oscar what are you drinking is that a smoothie where'd you get it, Oscar open this for me, Oscar your hair does this thing like whoosh, Oscar you're tall, Oscar let me get you out in cricket, Oscar let me win come on, Oscar you're cheating, Oscar I'm beating you so bad at golf, Oscar why won't you get into my interests, Oscar how do you pronounce this word, Oscar you could go between my legs,nah Oscar you are not going between my legs, Oscar you just sang in front of us for the first time, Lando di Piastri, Oscar Pastry, thanks Osc

#the way oscar exists within a subspace of lando's consciousness as a concept of particular significance yet also unreachable in so many ways #and oscar assumes he's just doing the right thing by giving lando space and not wanting to be a weird fanboy on main #and it ends up with oscar watching and adapting to lando in a surprising amount of aspects of his life #while lando has oscar in his mind's eye like a metaphorical human fidget spinner

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