#and it’s like babes im sorry but we’re not the same you make quirky jokes about being None Gender and i cry because my voice isn’t lower

[tiredlinguist]

ough

[nekowriteshaikyuu]

gallery folder

i told you not to save it !!

pairing: kuroo x reader

warnings: mentions of nudity(well not really)

a/n: andd we’re back with another episode of ‘i write to let loose of my sad emotions’, staring me, me,,andd me. idk uhh, i have a few homework to do but i was being teased by my mum about my double chin:) i know it’s a joke and i try not to take it by heart but i’m really trying to ya know lose weight and having those comments is just making me doubt myself even more. so uhh,,, enough of me, enjoy a quick hc i made:)

(once again i apologise if it doesnt really match well with the character,,,and also my vocab hnngg)

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kuroo and you have been dating for about 2 years now. You both are really comfortable with each other. He’s that doofus who laughs like a maniac, gives of that quirky smirk all the time and just, a crackhead.

but at the same time, he’s really good in bed owO. Just- muah. he would be able to not make you walk for days but he doesn’t want you to suffer so much so he takes is nicee and sloww.

Sometimes when your feeling a little hEaTy,or just to tease your boyfriend, you’d snap a few mirror pictures of you in his jersey/clothes. The hem of the shirt just stopping at your thighs, but not enough to cover your SwEeT cHeEks im sorry, the collar area draping over your shoulder, revealing your bra slightly. You sat on the sink with your back facing the mirror, accentuating your butt and snapping multiple pictures.

you’ll always send it to him during his practice sessions with a text after that like “how long are you gonna take?” or “feeling a little lonely here;p”

everytime he’d come home busting the door like an fbi agent, dashing into your shared bedroom. He won’t even give you a second to speak or welcome him home, he’d just pounce onto you.

one day, you both were home after a long day at school and he went into the room to change while you sat at the living room couch, sipping your water and wiggling your legs.

you spotted his phone on the coffee table and took it because,,curiosity kills the cat. You’re that cat.

you opened it and already the lockscreen is you holding the plushie he earned for you during your date at the carnival. Unlocking it, the homescreen was a picture of you and him after his volleyball match, his hand wrapped around your waist and yours around his. Your felt your cheeks blushing as you recall the beautiful memory.

your eyes soon landed on the gallery icon. ‘well, a peek won’t hurt’. you clicked on it and it was floaded with tiktok memes, pictures of nekoma, pictures of you and pictures of cute doggos. you smiled as you went through all the pictures, his wide smile just melting your heart

it was all cute and stuff until you spotted a folder which was named “heaven”. 

“heaven? are these his match tournament pictures?” you asked yourself before clicking on it. 

...it wasn’t what you thought it was.

there, the folder was flooded with pictures of your noOds you SWORE you told him not to save. well guess what? he saved it. well, screenshotted it to be exact.

you’ve always been self-conscious about your nudes being leaked. Your friend had experienced it and she went on static. So everytime you sent one, you made sure that once he’s seen it, you’ll delete it immediately to avoid it leaking. But kuroo being kuroo, he’d screenshot it seconds before its wiped off.

You couldn’t stop scrolling. He saved every. single. picture. Not one of your nudes is not not there.

Just as you would even reach the end of the folder, Kuroo came out of the room with fresh clean clothes.

You stared at him before he looks up and notice you

“babe? what’s wrong?”

“kuroo...what is this?” you flashed the booming folder of your nudes. He bent over to look closer before realising your holding his phone, and going through his prized possession.

“wait how did you get my phone ?!?” he ran straight to you, tackling you to grab his phone away from you.

“t-tetsurou!! I told you not to save it !!!! it’s gonna leak !!”

“no it won’t i swear it’s only seen within my eyes!!”

“nooo!!!” his body weight really crushed you. losing your tight grip around his phone, he took it before checking if any of the photos were deleted. When all photos are still present, he sighed with a relief before clutching it to his chest

“tetsurou. delete them immediately.” 

“this is the only thing that’s keeping me alive when i’m desperate during practice, y/n. so,no”

“tetsurou !”

a/n: yay, i feel much better after writing this:) also i’m not good at writing like nsfw or anything kinda winky wonky so i hope this is fine. Also i’m really dumb with tumblr i still don’t know how to use this app so if my blog is messy and stuff i’m so sorry. But yeah, i hope you enjoy it:)