#and jaiden named her minime BALLS???????????? with about that many question marks

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giving u a free ticket 2 talk about qsmp more bc its fun 🎟🎟 tell me about jaiden. i only vaguely see people talking about jaiden and i just think shes a cool person in general (<< used 2 watch her animation videos ALL the time) so i wanna know what shes up to :]

OH DUDE. INSANE ABOUT QJAIDEN FR. i don't watch her pov often so a lot of this might be off but like. i will not stop thinking about her ever. okay. so jaiden and roier. platonic partners forever and ever <3 they had a son named bobby and he was just the SILLIEST little guy ever on the planet!!! such a little shit!!! and he was so so caring and loving!!! he DIED. ok. he DIED and it was SAD. and roier coped by hiding his grief with jokes, but jaiden just kind of. wallowed in her grief. she let it consume her. and CUCURUCHO CAME ALONG and started hanging out with her and being nice to her. and like. ok. whatever u weird ass bear.

but like. the way she treated cucurucho kind of got similar to the way she treated bobby. and ALL OF US could see that that fucking THING was trying to manipulate her by being a fucking STAND-IN FOR HER SON. and jaiden is not stupid or naive, she definitely realized that she was trying to fill this bobby shaped hole in her heart with cucurucho, but she kind of just. let it happen. it was better to use this love on something than let it sit there with nowhere else to go and turn into more grief. yk.

it's kind of canon that jaiden was involved with the federation somehow before arriving on the island. none of us know HOW. also she has wings!!! she's a parrot hybrid which is really cool!!! but we also know that the feds did horrible experiments on other bird people like baghera and quackity and they're messing with phil. THEY HATE BIRDS I GUESS. also she can't fly. she either doesn't remember how to or never learned how in the first place, and that second option has some WILD implications if u think about her mostly unknown past with the feds

OK now it gets kind of complicated bc GUESS WHAT there are multiple cucuruchos. there's one that types All proper and normal, with correct grammar and punctuation, like this. and another one that types KARKAT STYLE IN ALL CAPS AND IS VERY SILLY!!! and the all caps one (i think??) is called osito bimbo by some of the islanders. at some point jaiden was... not rly kidnapped???? but i guess like. recruited by the federation to spend two weeks training osito bimbo because he wasn't a very proper cucurucho. and these two weeks FUCKED HER UP. she got MORE emotionally attached to the cucuruchos. they are some of the only living(?) things she can count on. she is DEEP in the shit now. even after learning about horrible things that one or more of the cucuruchos have done (the cellbit chainsaw torture, the felps kidnapping, etc etc) she kind of brushed that off as like "oh they were just being silly!!!!" like Girl These People Are Traumatized. So Are You. GET HELP. like she's fully aware that the federation is bad, but she separated cucurucho from the federation in her mind so she doesn't have to feel bad about caring for cucurucho. she's really close with people who have been wronged by the feds and/or cucurucho but she just. can't let go of this lifeline. cucurucho is so important to her, just like bobby. she can't give that up.

my beloved grieving mother/flightless bird/federation favourite <3 she is so interesting i'm going to start ripping up floorboards

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I liked the minimes It was fun to watch people bully them Qcellbit looked at Question Mark and said "can I put trauma on that thing" and not waited for a answer QUACKTINY STILL ON THAT GLASS BOX KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Did Etoiles killed his minime???? I still not got through "BALLS????????" I love that name Jaiden is so based for it(<- has no idea of what based is but think is a good thing) Cellbit bullying Question Mark is my new favourite thing and I won't shut up about it FEDERATION WHERE IS MY PRESIDENT???? WDYM HE VANISHED PEOPLE DON'T JUST VANISH(unless you're brazilian on that island apparently) Bagi is talking about the eggs Even her wants them back "I want to destroy as many minimes as I can without taking the blame" -Bagi "I'm feeling so lonely in this place that I will start using drugs" -Also Bagi BAGI IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THE QSMP HAS SO MANY BEAUTIFUL PLACES THAT GOT SO ABANDONED WHEN THE EGGS DISAPEARED BAGI DON'T DO THAT TO ME

Qcellbit is continuing the cycle of trauma by giving himself (the tiny version of him) more of it

I think Etoiles killed his first mini me because it couldn't bucket clutch ajdvnkajs and then he got another one? I saw he asked jaiden to take care of it after he logged off the server since she was still online lol

Calling something based is like saying you agree with what the other person said or that you like what the said/did!

YEAH WE MOVED ON FROM THE FACT THAT QFOREVER IS APPARENTLY MISSING WAY TOO FAST,,, WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO D:: HOW DID THE FEDERATION MANAGE TO LOSE HIM?!!!

spspsppspsps bagi should kill all the mini-mes and say it was for richas because richas would do that. he got jealous when his parents talked to any other egg that wasn't him he is going to HATE the mini-mes <33

Bagi please don't use the happy pills <//3 girl please dont do that to me

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE LOVES THE EGGS WHEN SHE'S NEVER EVEN MET THEM BEFORE TT WAAAAH I WANT THEM ALL BACK TO MEET HER SO BAD