#and like. horrible cgi
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i thought i was going to work on the mark winters torment nexus fic but i think i need 2 go to bed after terrible terrible vampire movie
#how am i supposed to write devastating heartbreaking trickster dialogue when all i can think about is#“is this weird for you cause im feeling really homo right about now”#like. i cant recover from that#sorry your mom got killed in a horrible traumatizing way ashe but im too busy being distracted by the vampire mailman.#and like. horrible cgi#i found such a cute ghostknife animatic surely that will fix me
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Spoilers?
SR1 remaster: Gorgeous! Divine! A huge upgrade!
Sr2: woof



#soul reaver remastered#spoilers?#it’s mostly the animations so i hope it can be helped with an update 😭#its not horrible (except for sarafan raziel) it just looks goofy#i was already iffy with sr2 when we got the first trailer#vorador looks fine except for that one part his eyes start to go in opposite directions#moebius and wraith raziel look okay but they’re expressions seem pretty muted#also why does sarafan raziel look so unfinished and greasy#he lookes like pre rendered cgi#like wet clay#he just has a blank stare#BLINK MF!!!#janos im happy to say looks GORGEOUS!!!
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the scorpion centaur from the mummy would actually be hot if he didn’t have horrible cgi dwayne the rock johnson for an upper half
#no offense to anyone who happens to have a horrible cgi dwayne the rock johnson kink but you understand#tbf I’m not into normal-looking non-cgi dwayne the rock johnson either#but a scorpion monster coincidentally looking like him would not be a dealbreaker in the same way
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honestly i’m still so incredibly pissed off that they made Sunfyre larger than Syrax in hotd.
like, you’re telling me Syrax, who’s thirty-three years old or possibly older (around the same age as Rhaenyra, her cradle-mate) and was large enough to ride when Rhaenyra was seven, is somehow smaller than Sunfyre, who’s twenty-five at the most and grew up in the dragon pit while Syrax has been on Dragonstone with Rhaenyra since she was sixteen??
i don’t want to hear about sexual dimorphism since it’s directly stated in the book that they couldn’t even tell if dragons had genders or not, and they only classified the dragons who had laid eggs as female.
#house of the dragon#syrax#sunfyre#anti hotd#that and the fact that they didn’t even make sunfyre GOLD.#like. the two second snippet you get to see of him in season one makes him more gold and pink than season two#the show runners just can’t let the dragons have vibrant colors huh#between that choice and the weird color muting they do in post production you’re never getting a vibrant colored dragon i guess#…i do like sunfyre’s horns though. those are cool#wish they’d put more thought into the dragon horns in general tbh. like that cgi concept for an older vermax was cool as hell…#you’re telling me vermax could’ve had cheek horns? could’ve looked like she was smiling?? that’s cool as fuck#in general though. they fucked that show up horribly
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Me watching Obi-Wan: Oh thank the gods they didn't do the creepy de-aging stuff on Hayden Christensen, I'm tired of actors looking ready to eat my soul in every show and movie because Hollywood wants nostalgia without acknowledging that people age. In at least this one, small way, the evil has been defeated.
Star Wars Youtube ambushing me: The evil has returned! The evil has returned!
#star wars#horrible cgi de-aging stuff#christ sakes he's three years younger than vader was when he died why would his force ghost look like that#don't tell me its magical maybelline#'oh you made it look so much better' no you didn't he looks like he's wearing human skin
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I had a dream last night where I was watching a live action movie for chainsaw man???? And Aki was barely in it. There was a whole plot going on without him, when he should have been apart of it (since the actual story goes a little bit without him in the beginning) BUT IN MY DREAM DENJI WAS HIRED AS A DEVIL HUNTER BUT AKI WAS STILL NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!! So I’m like “oh okay maybe I just don’t recognize him yet. This is live action. Maybe he’ll look a lil different” que in this GUY who looks NOTHING like Aki. They literally used cgi on this man to make him LOOK MORE like Aki???? And it was horrendous. The cgi was so bad. They tried making Aki look like an absolute Chad with a huge jaw and Elijah Wood kind of blue eyes. And his top knot (which was also cgi????) was just a little tiny itty bitty wisp of hair sticking out at the back of his head. And they added red streaks in his hair????? (The red matched Angel devil’s hair though so that was a lil cute) And he just didn’t talk. He didn’t talk at all. He just stared you with them big ol eyes. Gojo glow in the dark eyes. And I was SO ANGRY LMAO bc I was like “THIS ISNT ACCURATE AT ALL!!! THIS IS WHY LIVE ACTION SUCKS!!!” And then I woke up. Thank you for coming to my dream talk again.
#I feel like I’m doing a horrible job at explaining what they did to Aki#but please know he looked so horrendous#I didn’t even recognize him#shit maybe he was in the movie the entire time#and I’m just like ‘look at this ugly ass side character. WHERE AKI?!?’#and poor side character I called ugly is actually Aki#like literally. those poorly drawn Chad memes with bright blue eyes#literally that brought to life with cgi for Aki#like??????????#why not just get a man who looks like Aki irl????#nah let’s go the marvel route and just get a random dude and cgi the face and hair on later#it’ll work out#it’ll look good#crimsonkenjii rambles
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i watched one episode of the new atla show bc i had to see how they did the jet storyline and girl ough it's bad it's so so bad like.... i thought the way that storyline was written in the original was bad but this is so much worse like help. literally taking away key elements to what i feel make him sympathetic and it's just so messy
#girl he is BOMBING random people's homes on speculation#like they fucked up so so bad#m#like the original story was already reactionary centrist propaganda#but this is just like okay. wow#also the acting is like. so horrible#cgi ugly as fuck#how did this get made wtf#tla
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the 2001 planet of the apes is so good to me. like, the 1968 version will always have a special place in my heart because the makeup magic was... dare i say... very magical, but i liked how the 2001 one leaned into a more biologically accurate angle. like, those are straight up apes. no wonder humans aren’t speaking as a survival tactic, those things could hurt you without even trying. again, the 1968 one was so good and impressive but the fact that taylor could overpower the actors that were playing gorillas was a little jarring lol. which makes sense, cos so much of his escape plan relied on him being strong enough to push people out of the way.
this isn't a complaint btw! they're just people in costumes---they are still very much giving ape, but there wasn't much they could do about that on a physical level. so, when the 2001 had these big hulking gorillas and more accurate looking chimpanzee faces on the screen, i appreciated that detail about the humans exploiting their fear of the water. it leveled the playing field without making the fight against the apes look like a losing battle
#i do really love that u can still tell it's makeup though#i feel like people say that as an insult bc it apparently “takes them out of the story” but like. cmon#cgi or not they're not real apes either way#i explained this so horribly as per usual :(#but im just saying that those mfs---especially chimps---are STRONG#like if we wanna get technical the gorillas at the beginning had to have been making a conscious effort not to use ALL their strength#when they were hunting the humans in the 1968 movie#otherwise they prob just would have died/been severely injured by just being manhandled into their cages#i think the only hint of ape strength we got is when cornelius straight up murdered that mf just by whacking him in the head w a lunch tray#im no movie expert (far from it... i cant be trusted to analyze anything really) but i did rlly like the 2001 version for a lot of reasons#the first one obviously being what this post is about: addressing the natural strength advantage apes have. which is why they don't use gun#bc why even give humans a sliver of a chance to get the upper hand#also they officially addressed why they hate monkeys! i mean u could kinda assume why but the confirmation was nice lol#i lowk didn't understand how the apes rose in that movie like even tho it was weird in the 1968 version#at least they dedicated several movies to the concept#woah these tags got long! thank god for this sideblog cos im not even embarrassed about it#ah shoot i forgot to add actual tags!#planet of the apes#planet of the apes 2001
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straight up the live action scooby doo movies fucking rule
#gotta love matthew lillard pretending a horrible cgi dog is real#everyone's all like 'oh these movies i liked as a kid sucked and don't hold up at all'#can't relate#every movie i liked as a kid still slaps
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You know, I hope Disney keeps making remakes because I want to see them scrape the bottom of the barrel just the must obscure films.
#look if they are producing like three remakes per year they are going to run out quick#i hope we get horrible cgi home on the range#not that ill be watching it but you know
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Disney DON'T
#shes barely 13 years old!!! leave her alone!!!#tangled#unless its like a completely different story girl i dont want it#tangled is perfect as is#god can you imagine the horrible cgi hair their gonna have#my god
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can they stop doing willy wonka so dirty just leave it alone 😭
#first they ruin it by doing a remake with johnny depp and horrible cgi so just sinful#and now timothy shallot who lacks absolute whimsy and charm is cast like?? also why is hugh grant an oompa loompa?? it’s just bad#the og one with gene wilder is the only one i accept like yeah it’s not perfect but god damn it had so much heart put into it#idk why i’m pressed about this other than i keep seeing the trailer and absolutely hate it lolol#becca speaks
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So I was never interested in the one piece anime but the Netflix show…. Waahoooo!!!!
#absolutely amazing#I’ve never seen a live action adaption that has been done so well#at first their hair colors bothered be but a few eps in they get a little muted and look better#those fresh wigs in the pilot episode were horrible#but like my only complaint is the wigs and I’m an absolute snob about tbh shows especially when they use so much CGI#all the devil powers (is that what they’re called?!???) look amazing#one piece netflix
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queer was sooooooo bad but like i guess not in the way people expected it to be at least..........
#the story is very very very good btw. it's not that. the pacing is an issue but that's always the thing w guadagnino movies like it's not#an issue anymore i guessssss. the acting is perfect.... didn't have much hope in starkey but yes yes he's very good and the way his#character is framed like yes shining boy sweat on nape blue eyes in candle light yeah luca makes him irresistible..... the costuming was#perfect...... soundtrack was sooo good........ slow mo walking scene w as you are playing yeah yeah soooo good. HOWEVER#despite all of this#despite all of this constant perfection#u can never enjoy ANYTHING because visually.... the locations are comically bad..... he never commits to anything visually..... not even#to not-committing like it really is veeeery bad..... mexico city looks like a shit pinterest board made by some influencer who visited the#roma once and stayed there only...... so much bad cgi..... so much bad cgi..... like luca what is this..... baby.... baby this isn't u....#please baby..... and then it suddenly turns into a fugly jurassic park sequel....... like it's really so bad. it's horrible. it's so#horrible. it's sooo ugly that if i saw those visuals in a netflix production i'd still say lol that's kinda shitty haha..... this is the#level of ugliness we're talking about......... it literally doesn't allow u to think about anything else..... to focus on anyyythinnnnnggg.#the settings really really really are very awful....... u'd never expect this from luca i'm serious......
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watching the pirates of penzance and its so clear everything was filmed on a built set with painted backdrops and the scenery was all painstakingly handcrafted and its so enamoring im obsessed with it
#this is like when i watched beetlejuice for the first time and was deeply impressed by the practical effects#less so with the horribly aged cgi. im sure it was good at the time. but#shut up gremlin
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i just watched the behind the scenes doc of hb 2019 and there are so many things i could say about what we couldve had if the 2019 movie didnt flop but ill just keep scream crying until i find the words
#ooc ;; stilled#im so tired of hearing 'it was so shit' 'the cgi was horrible' 'the story was bad' LOOK WHAT WE HAVE COMING NOW#WE COULDVE HAD HB DEFENDING ABE WHEN THEY FIRST DISCOVERED HIM#WE COULDVE HAD COMIC ACCURATE PORTRAYALS OF ABE AND KATE AND LIZ-#like. i understand. d toro's movies were masterpieces. but we had comic lore accurate portrayals going here and i wanna cry bc#we really couldve had it all
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