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#and max just looks like this -> 😀🥰
calebwidgast · 1 month
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i love max's reaction whenever oscar says something that's sarcastic or a little bit petty, 'cause max has this look of suprised delight on his face. you can just see him going 'wait, you're funny??'
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lxclerc · 2 months
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𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 ─ 𝐦𝐯𝟏
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summary: where max verstappen is the subject of a love song from a singer who never writes love songs pairing: max verstappen x american singer!reader faceclaim: no one specifically but based off olivia rodrigo
note: me? writing max verstappen? smau fluff? on main? everyone look away.
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dailyynupdates
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dailyynupdates yn was seen around monte carlo the past few days, taking pictures with fans and allegedly cozying up with three time world champion max verstappen
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user12 what is going on in the house of commons because this was the last thing i expected
user39 this is quite literally the most random pairing i've ever stumbled across
user91 how do they even know each other 😭 user63 right like...where did this even come from? how did it start? literally how did they meet? they could not be farthest apart in the sphere of famous people
user19 now who the hell is max verstappen and why is he with my wife?
user49 oh girl you have a lot to catch up on the max lore user71 max is a formula one driver user56 saying max is a formula 1 driver like he currently isn't dominating the sport to the point where people hates him saying he's making it boring since he keeps winning because he's just that fucking good that literally no other driver can keep up is kinda wild user10 oh so our girl's new man is good at his job user52 "good at his job might just be the biggest understatement of the century when it comes to max. man's a fucking beast at his job
user48 i dont have to see her with her ratty ex anymore omfg war is over
user93 dare i say...they're adorable
user82 yn being in an age appropriate, healthy relationship? i never thought the day would come
user74 we won for real 🥹🫶
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dailyynupdates
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dailyynupdates max and yn in a video posted by yn's friend 😭
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user93 oh my god look at them 😭
user81 they look so in love i want to cry
user65 "maximillian, do i look pretty like this?" "you always look pretty" i couldn't quite catch what he said at the end but 😭😭😭
user85 dutch here and i believe he said "laiverd" which means darling user75 this means so much to me user65 you just made my entire week
user45 seeing her in love after all the shit men is healing a part of me i didnt know was broken
user53 max fixing her hood then kissing her cheek what if you just stabbed me
user31 every time i see these, i get the urge to take a shot of bleach 😀
sincerelyyn ✓
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sincerelyyn can't have a conversation if it's not all about you
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yourfriend as the other person of those conversations, he's fine i guess 😒
sincerelyyn you know i love youuuuu
taylorswift love seeing you happy ❤️
sincerelyyn ❤️❤️ user73 mother is all of us user63 you know it's real when it's taylor swift approved
conangrey i hate happy couples i hope you both trip 🫶
sincerelyyn die 🫶
user92 their friendship is everything to me
user15 not girlie trying to soft launch like we all don't know who it is 😭
user43 THEYRE SO ‼️🥵🥰⚠️
user65 you're so right
user24 i'm so happy finally seeing our girl happy 😭
user84 "someday i'll be everything to somebody else" YES YOU ARE BABYGIRL 😭
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1 my american girl 🩷
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charles_leclerc i still can't believe this is happening
maxverstappen1 for someone who don't even follow me, you sure are early to my posts 😒 user91 max gagged him with that im afraid
landonorris please please max talk to her about getting me tickets 😭
user85 lando is just like us fr struggling to get guts tour tickets maxverstappen1 no ❤️ landonorris 😔 sincerelyyn @landonorris let me get you in contact with my team 🤍 maxverstappen1 baby noooo sincerelyyn be nice, max landonorris HELL YEAH THANKS YN user42 this is the crossover i never thought i needed
user66 max posting non racing content and being all soft in the comments for yn in what world am i in
user52 fr i feel like im in an alternate universe 😭
sincerelyyn love youuuu
maxverstappen1 love you more
sincelyyn i never knew love could be so golden till i met you <3
maxverstappen1 mijn hele hart is van jou, schat (you own my entire heart, darling) user42 they mean so very much to me 😭
danielricciardo god the two of you make me nauseous
maxverstappen1 hating because you ain't us danielricciardo im not liking that attitude, kid 😒 user71 daniel is so us
sincerelyyn
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sincerelyyn so american will be out on all platforms at midnight. a letter to the man i love, the only way i know how ❤️
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maxverstappen1 i adore you with everything in my being ❤️
sincerelyyn ik hou van je (i love you)
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i hope you guys liked this as much as i loved writing it 🫶
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dannyricsmirrorball · 7 months
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everything is papaya? • ln4 part 1 ੈ✩‧₊˚
ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairings || lando norris x m.mount gf!reader
ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au
ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n and mason have been together for three years, they’re the picture perfect couple. what happens when they get swept away by the world of formula 1 and a certain papaya driver?
alt. y/n is in love with her boyfriend, chelsea golden boy mason mount, but what happens when she meets another certain golden boy?
ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || cheating, reader is not the best person ever
ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || title is inspired by colours by halsey if you couldn’t tell LOL i thought it was kinda funny like everything is blue (chelsea) but then papaya (mclaren) idk if it is tho hahah. also i know everyone wants p4 of tying the knot and i promise it is coming.
NOT PROOF READ
2022
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yourusername you did it baby! world champs 💙
tagged masonmount, chelseafc, lew.mount, jazbenham
username18 LIVE BLUE BLEED BLUE DIE BLUE
username82 obsessed w them
chelseafc LFGGGGG 💙
masonmount we did it baby ❤️💙
masonmount my luckiest charm 😍
⤷ yourusername 🤭
username63 BEST WAG
benchilwell YEAHHHH LETS GO
jazbenham 😘😍💙
username18 literally the cutest couple ever
username63 my parents fr
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yourusername bleed blue forever
tagged masonmount
username13 i actually cant
username45 mase w kids 😭
username22 THE MATCHING FITS IN CHELSEA BLUE 🥹
cartiamallan 😍
username18 chelsea princess
username2 she’s the biggest chelsea and mason supporter 💙🥰
masonmount my favourite things all in one 🤩
⤷ yourusername 🥹
username17 this is a mason mount fanpage and i love it
chelsea our girl in blue 💙
username64 the only wag to ever exist
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yourusername little dump 🌷💐🌸
tagged masonmount, benchilwell, declanrice
username18 I HAVE JUST DIED
username63 dec and mase bts 🥹
username3 MUM AND DAD
username85 love her friendship w chilly and dec
benchilwell did me dirty mate
⤷ yourusername your best pic me thinks
username16 her photo dumps are always so iconic
masonmount in love with you
⤷ yourusername in love with YOU
⤷ declanrice gag
declanrice thanku for getting this photo of me and the loml… what’s ur name again???
⤷ yourusername permanent thirdwheel 😭
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masonmount f1 debut 🏎️
tagged redbullracing, philfoden, bennyharris, woody_, adamdavidharris, googlepixel
username18 omg my worlds colliding
redbullracing great to have you mase 🙌
username83 need to know if he met any of the drivers
⤷ username14 he was w rbr so i think he met checo and max
declanrice 😍
landonorris great to meet ya mate 🤝
⤷ masonmount mega drive pal 👏
username27 OMG LANDO AND MASON??!
philfoden mega weekend
yourusername cutie
⤷ masonmount love u baby ❤️
mclaren our garage next time 🗣️
⤷ username72 YES PLEASE I NEED A LANDO MASON INTERACTION
username19 aww that selfie is so cute
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yourusername watched cars go vroom with my best friend ❤️🏎️
tagged masonmount
philfoden aw thanks mate ur my best friend too 😍
⤷ yourusername love ya ronnie 😅
username87 omg they’re so stunning together
username4 she would make a perfect f1 wag
⤷ username73 too bad her and mase are never splitting 🤷‍♀️
masonmount the best time with you love
username17 omg lando liked??
⤷ username4 aw i hope he and mason+y/n actually hang out
username27 my queen at the monaco gp 😍
username74 immediately need y/n at every gp purely for the fitssss
declanrice he should wear a helmet every time he drives
⤷ yourusername agreed 😀
⤷ masonmount oh 😕
username16 the way he’s looking at her in the last slide 🥹
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maxfewtrell monaco 2022 🇲🇨
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username17 who’s the girl on lando’s right
⤷ username15 probs their friend lol?
username93 y/n liking?
⤷ username11 we are witnessing the merge of the mason mount circle and ln4 circle and i’m living for it
riabish fun times 💕
quadrant fresh 💚
username62 to be in monaco playing volleyball w landonorris and his mates
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ln4_updates lando is back in the uk after the monaco gp 🏎️
sources: landonorris ig story, maxfewtrell ig story
username17 yay finally back home
username73 awww quadrant reunion 🩷
username92 missed seeing lando w the team
username63 not for long LMFAO
username4 home for five seconds apparently 😭
username71 guess he was home for a layover 💀
username13 mans was back for all of 12 hours 😀
username02 i’m so confused what everyone means by not for long
⤷ username4 check the latest post
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lm4_updates lando seen with new mystery girl in croatia. many believe her to be the same girl from the photo previously posted by maxfewtrell. has our favourite papaya boy finally found love 🧡
username17 lando finally got a girl
username6 tough day for the ln4 girlies
username83 awww they look so cute
username01 he looks smitten!!!
username3 i refuse to believe that he has a girlfriend
username16 there goes my paradoxical relationship
username24 another gold digger
⤷ username7 stay mad he’s not gonna fuck u
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masonmount my baby 🩷
tagged yourusername
username17 god i have seen what u have done for others
username83 somebody sedate me they’re so cute
declanrice whipped
yourusername mine 💖💘🤍💕💞💗
⤷ masonmount miss u sm baby come back 😕
⤷ yourusername 🥹 counting down the days masey 🩷
username62 THEYRE SO CUTE
username17 never met any couple as whipped for eachother as y/n and mason
⤷ benchilwell neither
username61 the it couple
username19 them being so cute in the comments i literally cant
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wagsworld BREAKING: y/n y/l/n photographed today with mystery guy in the balkans, all we know is that this is not y/l/n’s long term boyfriend and chelsea starboy mason mount… have the pair broken up? or is this a matter of infidelity?
username18 NO FUCKING WAY
username55 love is dead
username64 i can not see 👩‍🦯
username71 cheap slut. always knew she wasn’t good enough for him.
username16 I DONT BELIEVE IT
username1 NO FUCKING WAY
username92 no no no NOOOOO
username17 this is crazy but u know what’s even crazier… the fucking comments she left on his post?!?
⤷ username78 RIGHT? what level of psycho do u have to be to tell ur boyfriend u love and miss him so much and quote on quote ‘counting down the days’ whilst CHEATING ON HIM
username62 yk who else was spotted in the balkans with a mystery girl just yesterday…
⤷ username7 dead could u imagine lmao
⤷ username49 there’s no way tho
⤷ username72 is kinda random that they’re in croatia at the same time…
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wagsworld following cheating and break up rumours, it seems chelsea golden boy mason mount and model girlfriend y/n y/l/n have repaired their relationship.
according to sources close to the couple, the couple were not broken up and were in a good place. mount asked his girlfriend of 3 years if he knew the guy (see photos on our page), and if not, he didn’t want or need to know who it was. y/n says it was not someone either he or her knows, calling it the worst decision of her life.
username21 i knew mum and dad wouldn’t give up this easily!
username16 i’m sure there’s an explanation but the important thing is they are getting through it together 👏
username14 i’m gonna be real… y/n does not look like she could care less
⤷ username5 literally she’s like ‘ok yep soz cool’
username2 why does it look like mason is apologising when y/n is the one that cheated lol
username16 nah no way he’s taking her back
⤷ username26 don’t think they actually ever broke up
username7 bro is spineless
username18 i too would forgive my stunning supermodel gf even if she cheated on me
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yourusername my forever ❤️
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masonmount always ❤️
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yourusername 🎞️🎞️
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username18 this is so so cute
username52 crazy how she cheated and everyone just pretends it never happened
⤷ username28 it’s been 4 months get over it she obv regrets it and they’ve worked out everything
cartiamallan awww this is so sweet babe
judebellingham i made it into the dump! 😎
username16 the ones of mase are so 🥹
jackgrealish 🤘
england the gang is who we trust 🩵
sophiaaemelia ahhhh ily
masonmount film DUMP
masonmount love u baby
⤷ declanrice mwah 💋
⤷ yourusername oh…?
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yourusername football, friends, and fun
tagged masonmount, sophiaaemelia, chunkz, ameliadimz, declanrice
usernams44 fave chelsea girl
ameliadimz friends!!!! 💕💕
⤷ yourusername get mase on csd so i can crash!
⤷ ameliadimz let’s just have our own date 😘
sophiaaemelia star girlllll
masonmount my girl 💙
username16 poor y/n always thirdwheeling mason and dec
⤷ benchilwill a struggle most of us face
⤷ yourusername it’s even worse when ur there mate 🤨🙄
username17 her game pics and fits are unbeatable
username62 once again may i say 🗣️ chelsea princess 🗣️
⤷ chelseafc louder for the people in the backkkk
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yourusername bring it home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻
tagged england, masonmount
username17 mason’s biggest supporter 🤩
england 🗣️🗣️
masonmount yeah babyyyy
masonmount can u wear that everyday?
⤷ yourusername we’ll see how u go and if it brings u good luck then maybeeee
username47 her little england set WHAT 😭
username73 girl drop the link i NEED
jazbenham cutest 🌸
riabish 😍
⤷ username18 random?
username62 the most stunning wag
username5 RAHHHH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻
declanrice lfg mate but was the second pic necessary
⤷ yourusername just jealous aren’t ya dec?
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masonmount proper thanks to mclaren for this amazing opportunity. so so very cool to finally meet landonorris (properly), doing big things mate 🧡
tagged mclaren, landonorris, yourusername
masonmount also look how cute my baby looks 😍
⤷ yourusername you’re so cute baby 💖
username17 TECTONIC PLATES SHIFTED
username4 my worlds colliding omfg
username91 big day for annoying people (me)
username67 mans cant go anywhere without his emotional support girlfriend
username62 y/n and mase are literally attached at the hip
mclaren so great to have u champ 🧡
declanrice formula 1 lad
landonorris cheers mate, mega time 🧡
⤷ username62 NOT OKAY
⤷ username72 scremainf xrying theiwing up
⤷ username17 THEY CANT JUST SPRING THIS ONTO US
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landonorris mega day at the factory with this champ in the house 🧡 we’re rooting for ya 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
tagged mclaren, masonmount, mclarenshadow
username17 i will never shut up abt this
username63 big win for the lando mason girlies
masonmount great day brother 💙
username72 obsessedddd
username16 f1 and football’s certified pretty boys
username8 need the vids from today
mclaren 🧡🧡
chelseafc love to see it 🤩
username37 need them to become best friends IMMEDIATELY
maxfewtrell 😶
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yourusername on the green ⛳️
declanrice acting like you didn’t get absolutely trashed
⤷ yourusername omg fight back?!? masonmount
⤷ masonmount he’s not wrong love
 ⤷ yourusername third wheel in my own relationship smh
username17 awww they went golfing how cute
username64 i love that y/n always goes golfing w mase even tho she finds it so boring bc she said that being w him makes it fun
masonmount my fave caddie ❤️
⤷ yourusername foreverrrr
landonorris what’s ur handicap? 😳
⤷ yourusername 😶😬🫨
⤷ username55 lando y/n bestie agendaaaaa
⤷ username13 this also reaffirms my mason lando bff agenda
lilymhe we should play!
⤷ yourusername OMG YES 💖 but for both our sakes maybe we should just hit the town instead 😬
⤷ username18 ummmm WHAT??
⤷ username6 lily and y/n are friends…? since when?!?
⤷ username83 the lore is going crazy
⤷ alex_albon yeah if she’s as bad as last time i think that’s a good idea too
⤷ yourusername wounded
⤷ masonmount when did u guys play? 🤣😅
⤷ username36 😶🫨
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yourusername couldn’t be prouder 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🩵💙🤍
tagged england
username15 so so proud of the boys 🫶
username54 this post is so sweet
declanrice family 🩵
username16 the second pic 🤣
username46 i love her relationship w the boys so much like mase isn’t even in the third pic but she’s just that close w everyone
jazbenham 💖💖
england big moves 💙🤍
username26 tough loss but mega plays throughout the cup
masonmount i love you i love you i love you x100000
⤷ yourusername so proud of you love 💗 a million kisses for u 💋
username35 fave wag fave team
judebellingham love ya y/n/n 💙
benchilwell just the start
⤷ yourusername so proud chilly 🤍
username72 mason mount w kids p273636 makes me explode every time
2023
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yourusername monaco you beaut 🥂
tagged masonmount, landonorris
username16 all hail y/n y/m/n y/l/n
username72 slowly becoming queen of the paddock as well
username19 i am FLOORED
username82 holy ferrari red
username18 omg above lando’s garage? so cute
⤷ username47 fueling my lando mason besties truthhh
username79 is mason going to man united??
username17 THE LANDO AND MASON PICCC
masonmount the most beautiful girl in the world ❤️
username71 people died
riabish pretty gal 💕
landonorris big ln4 fan?
⤷ yourusername huge
cartiamallan we are going to monte-carlooooo
⤷ yourusername but what abt our crap tour?! 😉
username12 were her and mase not w redbull tho? why is she at the mclaren garage lol
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masonmount thank you redbullracing for this amazing opportunity! had the best time with the best people.
congrats on the win maxverstappen1, and big shout out to landonorris - mega proud 🧡
tagged joaoxfelix79, benchilwill, yourusername, landonorris, maxverstappen1, redbullracing
username17 the pic of y/n he’s fr her biggest fan 🥹
username47 i just keep winningggg
username88 and the lando mason universe expands
yourusername 🩷
benchilwill great time mate
declanrice yes max family good??
username71 are u going to man u?
redbullracing 💙
landonorris great to see ya mate 💚🧡
username16 TRAITOR
username72 the last photo I HAVE DIED
username14 “chelsea is my blood” rumours better not be true mate or u have another thing coming
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ln4_updates new couple alert? model y/n y/l/n, notably football star mason mount’s longtime girlfriend, has been spotted with lando a handful of times in the past couple of days following the monaco grand prix (which both mount and y/l/n attended together). y/n and mason’s recent posts don’t allude to any break up or fallout but rather affirm their ‘strong’ relationship. is this a mere friendship or is there something else going on here…?
username4 welp wouldn’t be the first time…
username71 no fucking way
username8 lando and mason are literally friends. he was probs with them or going to meet up with them in all of these.
username62 not again 🤦‍♀️
username37 yk what they say. once a cheater…
username18 or maybe just MAYBE they’re fucking friends?
username27 this makes a lot of sense tho
username62 not her literally hanging out w lando and his friends while on holiday w her BOYFRIEND
username26 no way she’s doing this to him while he’s going through all the chelsea man u shit
username2 my man has ENOUGH going wrong for him already
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yourusername you’ll always be my babyyyyy
tagged masonmount
username18 parents fr
username73 they’re beating the cheating and broken up allegations!!!
username1 girl-
masonmount my girl ❤️
⤷ yourusername forever 🥰
username72 not y/n trying to save her ass from the cheating allegations 😭
⤷ username13 well she obv didn’t bc her and mase are still together
declanrice sickening but cute
lilymhe cuteeee
⤷ yourusername 😘
⤷ username17 THEYRE FRIENDS??
username62 icl they’re so cute even if she did cheat
username17 the orange flowers tho HAHAHA
ig stories - yourusername, landonorris
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masonmount forever yours. forever mine.
tagged yourusername
username7 when we go crashing down we come back everytime!
username62 beating the cheating allegations!!
username73 best couple
username12 she’s chelsea princess FRRRR
⤷ username3 repping the blue even at tennis matches 😭
⤷ username8 wonder how she’s gonna take his move
⤷ username92 he ain’t moving!
yourusername my love ❤️
username4 i cant believe we thought hey were over
username91 the legendary miss y/n y/l/n and the unstoppable mason mount
username82 modern day posh and becks fr
username53 they’re forever 🩷
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f1.wags BREAKING: y/n y/l/n and lando norris spotted getting close in spain just days after denying cheating rumours. wonder what y/n’s boyriend, chelsea wonder boy mason mount, thinks about this…
part 2 coming x
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blorbocedes · 2 years
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lando would implode if he had to go up against max in the same team. it would be hilarious, lando is so easily rattled & so weird about rivalries… him answering in interviews that you never know what will happen between him and carlos bc competition.. shut up… u guys are literally obsessed with each other 😭🙄 i lowkey think lando just likes to create fake hardships for himself to make boost his ego. like when he recently said mclarens car suits daniel way better than him 🤨 anyway max wouldn’t even be doing anything (literally just 🧍‍♂️) and lando would start feeling threatened and start throwing shade for no reason. i genuinely think max wouldn’t care bc he’s such a “on track and off track are different” type of person (well when HE commits the crimes lol…) & so reassured. doesn’t seem to hold grudges either😭
🎯🎯🎯 you've got the lando characterization down, he is the type to get in his own head about things..... like he Knows if you're in the best car in the future that makes the other guy your rival....so Who Knows what the future holds...maybe he'll have tears streaming down his face as he shoots carlos but it had to be done
meanwhile carlos is like yeah we're having dinner for my birthday 🥰 he remembered!!! you didn't 🫵🏼
i think the mclaren car is shitty but it's also the only car Lando's ever driven so he's proud that he can drive this shitty garbage truck into points and since everyone had assumed Daniel would be babysitting him this is his way of being look!!!!! sometimes I imagine being his media trainer and have a stroke
Lando would absolutely implode on himself with Max just Existing!!! "Uhh well he's been at redbull longer" to cope, meanwhile max is like nice work mate 😀 my man don't care 😭 and then lando needs to enter the destroyed psychologically by verstappen redbull club of pierre, albono, daniel, kyvat
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I saw your asks are open, want to get yandere Toman guys & how they get jealous or y’all being each other’s firsts . Guys in question, The twins, Kazutora, Hanma , Mikey, Draken , etc lol . Thank you 🥺🤍
Oooo I like this one!! If ya don’t mind can I do the yandere ones ok this and the first times on a different post 🥰 + my /10 rating at the ends 10/10 being run away n 1/10 being he’s harmless just a bit scary
Ik you said Toman guys but it’s gonna be in their respective time skip cos it might be a tad dark 😬 hope that’s okay love
Age warning: 16+ probably maybe 18
Warnings: DARK THEMES!!,definite blood mention, knife/gun mention, swearing, psychotic men at their finest, attempted/suggested murder, GBH/ aggravated assault, toxic masculinity, emotional manipulation, n probably some other stuff. ATTEMPTED SELF UNALIVING!!! (Mikeys one)
Lord help me I don’t realise how dark I could get for the last one 😀 read Sanzus at ya own risk idk what came over me
Characters: Mikey, Kazutora, Draken, Hanma, Kawata Twins, Sanzu.
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The Lovesick Devotee: Souya ‘Angry’ Kawata
Look he can be slightly rational he knows you’re very attractive to him so you must be to others as well
Can’t however deal with anyone remotely touching you
Doesn’t matter if it’s just one of his friends he will not hesitate to pull you away from them
Very very kind n soft to you but sends the iciest looks over your shoulder
Makes sure to tell anyone and every just how much he’d die for you or even kill for you
Overbearingly clingy to the point of him not even letting you go to the kitchen alone
Sometimes even expects you to let him in the bathroom with you like it’s normal
Devoted to the point of being willing to let you do absolutely anything to him even at the risk of his pride
Can and will manipulate you into believeing your family and friends are trying to keep you apart so you cut them off
Isolates you so that all you have is him
If the world tries to break you apart he will make himself your world, you will live and breath him just like he does for you
All in all terrifying 8/10 could be worse ig
The ‘No One Else Loves You’: Nahoya”Smiley” Kawata
(M gonna start this by saying I’d nope the fuck outa here real fast)
Manipulates you over a long period of time to believe that no one else could possibly see you the way he does
Only he could ever love you
Unwilling to entertain the possibility that you could even think of being with another
Gets pissed to the max if you comment on another mans attractiveness even if it’s just a simple “I like his shirt” no baby you don’t
Wants to see you cry so he can comfort you and tell you he’ll get rid of anyone who upset his darling
Would 100% go back to the gang life just to kill any fucker who looks at you
Planned your future together three days after he met you
Doesn’t let you meet his friends or brother
His smile is the most terrifying thing when you’re having an argument
He’ll just smile down at you practically telling you that this will get you nowhere, how could you possibly even live without him
Makes you so dependent on him to the point of you not even being able to order your own food or talk to shop assistant in public
Causes you to get major anxiety when you’re without him
“Only I could ever truly love you, sweets.”
10/10 would not rate it man just run away to Alaska or the North Pole
The I Only Want What’s Best For You: Ken ‘Draken’ Ryuuguji
Acts like the sweet nice guy who’s always there to help you for months
Slowly starts to rearrange your whole life staring with your friends, your clothes, your hair, the way to talk, the way you eat and slowly progresses to telling you what you can and can’t do
Another one that makes you dependent on him but in the way of you look to him for an answer to every question or decision
Manipulative to the max
Subtle narcissists too
If you wear something he doesn’t like at first he’ll subtly hint that another outfit is better, then he’ll say how he prefers it and if that doesn’t work he’ll usher you back into the room and make you try on a new outfit so he can show you just how much better you look
Hates when he friends compliment you, tells them to get the fuck away or he’ll meet them outside
Can and has put men in hospital for just glancing at you wrong
Keeps a whole photo album of you sleeping in his back room at work, in a locked drawer
Raises absolute hell if you get any tattoos or piercings without telling him
Will not apologise for anything, manipulates you into believing you did something wrong
Won’t shut up about how much he adores you but still points out things your insecure about
Also points out things you’re not insecure about and says “ya know I love ~~~ even if others wouldn’t” to make you feel self conscious
Wants you to look at him for praise and affirmation constantly
5/10 honestly I’d still go for it he’s so beautiful with his black hair 😭😭 manipulate me all you want
The Immature Monster: Manjiro ‘Mikey’ Sano
Whines and pouts about anything and everything
Throws a hissy fit if you smile at anyone including his friends and family
Will not leave your side, has to be touching you at all times
So so very selfish, you always have to do what he asks or he’s furious for days
Possessive of everything to do with you even keeps a draw full of things you’ve tried to throw out
Had a sick and twisted love for you that seems to borderline hate
He needs you so much that he despises you
Has threatened to kill you multiple times if you try to leave him
Has also attempted to throw himself out of your shared bedroom window just so he didn’t have to apologise for a fight he caused
Likes to watch you suffer so he can make you just like him
Jealous of everyone even if they don’t even know you
Buys you things just so he can break them i front of you when things don’t go his way
Cry’s and tells you that his pain is all your fault
Scary little shit
11/10 stay away from the walking red flag baby gotta sprint from this one ur saviour complex will get ya no where
The “I’m Doing Nothing Wrong”: Kazutora Hanemiya
Yeesh honey your favourite colour is either red or your colour blind
CRAZY
Can and has killed to show his love for you
Look this little bastard can stab his best friend, you think he won’t murder an man and gouge his internal organs out just for smiling at you? Bitch please
Honestly kinda sweet untill you do one thing he doesn’t like then it’s pure unadulterated hypocritical, insensitive, manipulative bullshit that he spews for for next two weeks until you cry and beg him to forgive you
Wholeheartedly believes that he is never in the wrong, don’t even think he knows the word sorry let alone how to pronounce it
Probably blames Mikey at some point 👀
Please don’t even glance at his friends or another man, you’ll get it in the neck for weeks
“What? You wanna fuck that piece of shit too?! Shall I ask him huh!? Fucking bitch you’re mine”
Honestly sees you as a possession for him to coddle and use
Don’t ever thing you can get away tho, he will lock you away from the world and blame you for just about anything
Is 100% like a light switch
Keeps a switchblade in his pocket like a psycho incase he finds a “love rival”
Very “woe is me” pure dramatics come to life like some theatre kid when he’s throwing a tantrum
You like em mentally ill huh?
12/10 no thank you 😊 I’ll get ya some holy oil for that demon… (jk I’d still tap)
The Walking Red Flag: Shuji Hanma
And you did this for what? To prove a point?
Let’s get one thing straight this man lives and breaths the skin on your bones, the salt of your tears and the slick of your blood
Honestly the most aggressive and manipulative man you will ever meet
Every issue is you fault or your just being hysterical to him
Laughs in your face when you’re sad
Resents you tho, hates the fact that you dated others before him
So what does he do you may ask, we’ll have I got news for you my little lamb 😊 uno that stake knife you bought the other week, we’ll guess what that little “rust” stain on the handle is 😀
Say bye bye to anyone that you dated or cared about they’re conveniently missing now
Chalks everything up to his adoration of you
Takes you to dangerous places so he can swoop in and “save” you
Will set your house on fire with you in it if you ever try to leave him
You’re his ride or die now babes good luck 🤞
20/10 uno what you’s can keep him I’d rather not end up dead
The Set the World Ablaze For You: Haruchiyo ‘Sanzu motherfuckin Akashi
Would sell his soul to the devil for a simple smile from you
But would also like to climb into your skin and live in it (this is usually the drugs talking)
Hates all of your ex’s so he did the logical thing of shooting them all full of heroin and setting their houses on fire with them in it to make it look like an accident
Definition of loyal to the point of sick twisted obsession
Could not live without you if you left him he would simply unaliving himself in the cruelest and most disturbing way he possibly could
This loyal mad dog would do absolutely anything for your love, noting is too much for him
He is however the meanest most cruel and aggressive little fucker when he’s doped up on cocaine
When he’s on that all he wants to do is skin you alive n carve his initials into every bone of your body
You are his and his alone no one else can see how vulnerable his baby makes him
Goes absolutely crazy if you don’t reply to his message within 10 minutes
Has actually drugged you multiple times just so he can watch you sleep
Also used to watch you sleep even before you got together
Stalked you for weeks n picked up anything you left behind
Literally the personification of this song
He is one sick fucker
Has happily shot bullets through the wall by your head during an argument just to shut you up
Violent and honestly kinda abusive
“Don’t worry all we need is each other! I know the world wants to take you from me but I’ll burn everything to the ground baby!!”
Climbs up buildings just to scream about how he’ll murder everyone if you ask him to
100/10 psychotic little fuck… I’d still go there thooo he’s loyal af n a little spicy 😭
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Yikes…
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