#and misc. faggotry

[grecoromanyaoi]

my mutuals filling my dash with catholic saint showdown i literally dont know any of these people.

[brazenautomaton]

(different anon) I say transwomen are women, transmen are also women, and homos of both sexes are women too, because manhood is a gender one has to qualify for by the approval of other men, while women is the miscellaneous category of people who are neither infants nor qualified as men.

progressives are misandrist and love this misc category so they call this "women and femmes and enbies". conservatives are misogynist and hate this misc category so they call this "faggotry" or "bitches". vocabulary aside, this is the same underlying principle, and when two sides of a conflict agree on something it's probably true.

when two sides of a conflict that are cruel assholes agree on something it is not probably true

masculinity is the gender that can be revoked for improper performance, but femininity is the gender that is gatekept because of how precious and wonderful and valuable women are.

[vlovann]

Twilight of the Gods:

Mythosyns

(Inaccuracy & Stupid

Shenanigans Countdown)

Rankings:

S/6 - This is actually in the mythology or accurate to our pagan ideas of the gods

A/5 - Passable; As they should, not going above and beyond; Doesn't break immersion

B/4 - Could've done better or more research; could've asked a pagan; will continue with caution

C/3 - True Neutral

D/2 - Don't like it; okay?; Breaks immersion

F/1 - Absolutely not

Misc: no = automatic 0, comment out of number, silly

goofy, +/ - (.5), E/1.75, etc.

Lettuce Benenn - Episode 6: "Now Hear Of…”

1. Made by a non-pagan, perverted man: Ew/6

2. Those plant guys look like singing monsters and I hate it: D (for they look like they’re about to go 🎵bommmm…bom bommmm🎵)

3. Who the fuck are they not to know that that is in fact NOT Andvari, but MR. WEDNESDAY HIMSELF and they are FUCKED?: I (for IDIOTS, RUN)

4. Very condensed. There are entire missing aspects of the tale Fenja and Menja: B (they left out Nunja…nunja BUSINESS! No big seriously, King Frodi specifically wanted peace and prosperity for his people, not to salt the earth intentionally, and there was an entire Viking siege left out and the one that led it killed King Frodi and took his place, repeating the process of greed AND THEN the girls —who weren’t explicitly said to be sisters, which is fine— ground salt and the end of the myth would’ve actually been Mysing drowning, the aforementioned Viking)

5. HE’S RIGHT THERE! Y’all 🤦🏻‍♀️: Wtf/6

6. Up to Loki being the one who proposes cheating the builder, was accurate. However, Thor threatened to break every bone in Loki’s body if they didn’t find a way to cheat the builder. So, technically: B (for they didn’t have much of a choice)

7. Historically accurate homophobia, not because Egill likes men, but because: S (for HAHA! YOU’RE JUST A BOTTOM! 👉🏻)

8. Snek

9. Ergi is grammatically incorrect. Ergi is essentially “queerness itself”. Argr would be the correct term. Argr would be the old Norse term for faggot and faggotry: F ( @scarlet-silverweaver saw this post before watching this episode and they talk about it more in depth: https://www.tumblr.com/tyrannuspitch/762324491016781824/uh-oh-twilight-of-the-gods-got-it-wrong-yet-again )

10. I accept you for who you are, son. Here’s a sword and shield and my oath as backup: A (for as all fathers should)

11. I’m so confused: what?/6

12. They’re high as fuck: S (for they most likely got high back then)

13. Andvari…put your damn clothes back on and go back to the fire: D for (dumbass gonna get hypothermia 🤦🏻‍♀️)

14. Ah so that’s why she didn’t have proper clothes…so why not put on proper clothes if you knew you were going to war?: still F (for no excuses)

15. Can’t say anything about Sigrid’s backstory as that part is fictional and seems to be combined with a few myths from the get go: C

16. LITTERER!: F

17. THAT WAS THE MINECRAFT CHEST SOUND WHEN SHE SAT!!! 🤣🤣🤣/6

18. Bro, that could’ve actually been the perfect moment for some cunnilingus. Perfect surrender of power. Wasted: No (for if he wanted to; he would. Should’ve married that Valkyrie, Sigrid; apparently, non-weird sex is not allowed in this show that should be in a different art style to begin with for this)

19. See? Egill and Áile had the right idea: S (for them)

20: NOT THE EXACT “LESBIAN” PORN I AVOID! THAT WAS NOT THE SOLUTION 🤦🏻‍♀️: NO GODS PLEASE NO! -2637489495766/6 (FOR GET THE MAN OUT OF THERE, HE’S NOT NEEDED)

21. That jiggle was actually snort-worthy: wtf 🤣/6

22. Odin straight up stole Kvasir’s title 🤦🏻‍♀️: F

23. Thank you again, Animators, for not animating Odin’s dick: ⭐️/6

24: Odin was there…the whole time…: ew/6

Mythosin count: 49

Out of

6x24= 144

34%

Verdict:

[mossydecaying]

updating my intro!

my name is veil! i also go by luca, cairo, vision, cecil, liv/livie, and mossy. plus a few others. i usually use a different one depending on what side of the internet i'm on.

basic stuff:

pronouns - they/xe/moss/decay/spore (more on pronouny)

some of the stuff i'm into - half life/hlvrai/any spinoffs, metal gear solid, house md, disco elysium, dungeon meshi, the magnus archives, mob psycho 100, ace attorney, pokemon, psychonauts, and hunt down the freeman. very subject to change, tags linked on each of these.

main blog - this one! i reblog fandom or funnies (tagged as #funnies), or whatever else interests me. if my tagging system seems inconsistent i prommy i'm trying to make it better LOL

art blog - @mossydecays, sometimes active on there

hlvrai/half life blog - @teamsnice. i'm so glad i was able to claim that url.

webdev blog - @byte-beetle, where i reblog cool graphics n stuff!

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byf:

i am 19.

i use tone indicators often (for ease of access/my sake)

i also use slurs i can reclaim liberally. i'm a bit of a faggot baybeeee!!

i'll tag anything if you need it tagged! for the most part, i only tag posts that are overtly nsfw, gorey/graphic, or common cws such as eyestrain or suicide. ask box is open if you need anything, or just wanna chat.

i fluctuate between periods of hyperactivity and inactivity. i also follow lots of people, so don't take it personally if i don't reblog your art. my spoons are in the negatives, sorry.

comprehensive dni on my carrd

some of the tags i use:

#veil rambles - posts/reblogs in which i talk a lot.

#misc. art - really anything that isn't a fandom i am regularly in.

#useful thingies - crafts and the like which are. Useful, as the name implies.

#queer existence - my general lgbtq+ tag, or stuff that encapsulates the queer experience.

#warmth - posts that make me feel cozy inside..

#animal art - regular ol' animals

#anthros and furries - Not regular ol' animals

#objectum - i think tech and machines are hot.

#cowboypostin - cowboys are one of my special interests. i'm also gay as fuck.

#bugposting - another special interest.

#eyeposting - eyes give me gender euphoria. also another special interest.

#divineposting - as the name implies: anything holy, divine, angelic, or just with that general, religious vibe (in the cool, otherworldly way)

#creatureposting - mythical creatures, monster and fey alike. for beings i wouldn't consider anthros or furries.

#extinctiongender - a personal xenogender of mine. i may make a post for it someday, but for now... you can just look at the flag on the left side of my pfp.

you made it this far? my nsfw/18+ blog is @bearly-bearable-faggotry! NO MINORS. i'll block you if you're underage. ty.

thanks for stopping by! again, ask box is open, feel free to say/send anything (within reason).

[sixdayslate]

Untimely reviews and misc faggotry

for your enjoyment