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#and now every time i think/do something abundantly rural im SO self-aware ðŸ˜
hella1975
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5 months
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ive never felt more rural than i have in the past few weeks since hanging out with a lad who has only ever lived in cities. what do you MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE A MORRIS DANCE
#he didn't even know what morris dancers WERE i said some shit like 'you know it's summer when the morris dancers come out'
#and he was like 'the what now' I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY. HE'S FUCKING WITH ME SURELY
#AND THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN ABOUT THINGS I JUST ASSUMED WERE BASICS
#'harvest festival 🤨' PARDON. YOU ARE JOKING
#and also the CONCEPT of a village is baffling to him. i said there's probably about 100 people in my entire village
#and we don't have a pub or a single shop the closest ones are in the NEXT village over which is a 3 mile walk
#and this boy was HORRIFIED. we are both in a constant state of thinking the other is taking the piss
#and now every time i think/do something abundantly rural im SO self-aware ðŸ˜
#my mum told me the farmers are gonna do a xmas tractor run through our village this year
#(they usually miss our village bc even by village standards it's tiny)
#and she was like 'shame you'll miss it! i'll send you a video!' and im there already picturing this boy's face when i show it him
#like sigh. yeah. yeah okay maybe the rural england is ingrained deeper than i feared. never escaping the allegations etc
#had a conversation with him the other day that concluded with me 100% genuinely being like 'you need to touch grass'
#i literally said 'i think it would fix you. like actually go and touch some grass what the fuck'
#bc at this point he's so far removed from nature that it's INSANE TO ME. i didnt realise how much i took growing up rurally for granted
#THESE PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET DRUNK IN FIELDS. THEY HAVE NO FIELDS. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A CAMP OUT WAS
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