#and paris is also clever but not as like. chaotic as juliet and rosaline are

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no i'm remembering an entire romeo and juliet adaptation story concept i had a few years back where it's in a kind of arrested development esque setting, modern wealthy families full of mostly shitty people. there's a huge capulet inheritance that college age juliet is supposed to share with her cousin rosaline, but juliet pulls a gone girl and disappears both herself and romeo WITH all the money, so rosaline has to play detective and track them down with the help of a gender non-conforming/nonbinary paris (because shakespeare) and it's like a buddy detective domestic thriller comedy with maybe romance or not i didn't get that far