#and said hes his sugar baby and bbg

[hiemalstar]

i texted him asking who this guy we’re mutualled w on insta is and i thought he would js answer the question but instead it turned into a 30 minute conversation on how said mutual is his sugar baby and i need to stay away from him

no, i did not find out who the guy was

[thepepsislvt]

More Bartolomeo please!

THIS IS WHAT I WANNA HEAR I LOVE BARTOLOMEO SO MUCH AUUUGH HE WAS MY NUMBER ONE BBG FOR SO LONG ‼️‼️‼️ but now its Izou 🤭

anw here you go some cute fluffy from the big puppy!

Bartolomeo x Gn Reader

Warning: all fluff! he does bite you but it’s okay you asked for it first

cute things he does for attention

he love you touching his hair so he will randomly walk up to you, take your hand and put it in his hair

doesnt matter if youre doing anything he will just say “too bad i want attention” and he wont leave you alone till hes satisfied

he lays his head on your lap or shoulder at any given time

if you’re talking to someone he will audibly sigh as many times as it takes for you to pay attention to him

if you’re reading something he will ask you to read to him

(he isn’t listening to a word but he just enjoys your voice)

he also really enjoys just making any kind of noise when yall are silent

like just yall sitting in silence just enjoying each others company and then all the sudden he screams but in lowercase

The two of you are sitting on the couch, leaning on each other. You’re reading a book and Bartolomeo is spacing out when all the suden

“aauuugHHH”

you whip your head away from your book and look at him with a strange face

“are you okay?”

“yeah, just got bored”

He also likes to watch you cook in the kitchen

whether it be baking or regular cooking hes in there “helping”

and by helping he tried to taste everything you are making

you asked him one time to see if the milk was expired… bad idea

“Barto baby, can you check to see if the milk is expired?” You asked while grabbing the rest of the ingredients for what you were making

“Sure thing sugar” after he said that he opened the milk carton and started chugging it while you watched with worry and awe

After a beat he quickly ran to the sink and spat everything in his mouth out

“Yeah s’definitely expired”

you could only laugh at the green haired rooster as he didn’t even try to sniff it first

LOVE 👏BITES👏

once he gets the confirmation that as long as he is careful his teeth don’t hurt you he will go up to you and bite you

your shoulder, ear, face, anything he will

he also just follows you around like a lost puppy

because that’s what he is

it’s okay you love him anyway

[simpforboys]

date night

she/her pronouns

summary: vinnie and y/n go to the fair

warnings: fluff, swearing

“i’m so excited to finally get out of the house.” y/n sighed, leaning back into the leather seats of vinnie's rx7.

vinnie smiled. “you never want to leave the house.”

“i know, but now i do,” she put her hand on top of his as he drove.

their shared playlist was going on in the background as they gently bopped their heads together.

arriving at the country fair, vinnie parked as the couple got out. matching with black cargo pants and matching black shirts, they held hands as they walked to the entrance.

“you have the tickets, right, babe?” vinnie asked, watching as y/n pulled them out of her bag.

“yes sir.” she joked, handing the tickets to the workers as they scanned.

the sun was setting slightly as the lights were lit up. it was crowded, but not enough for the lines to be more than a 30 minute wait.

vinnie wrapped his arm around his girlfriend's shoulder as they went in further. “should we buy tickets for rides or wristbands?” she asked.

vinnie looked up at all the big rides. “are you gonna ride everything?”

y/n gulped. she didn't hate roller coasters, but she was very weary of fair rides.

“we'll start with tickets,” she decided causing vinnie to laugh and kiss her cheek.

-

“can we go on the haunted castle now?” y/n asked, taking a bite of her deep fried oreo.

vinnie took a bite out of the other end.

“you're gonna have to hold me, babe,” he joked as they got in line, his mouth full of food.

“with these guns,” y/n held up her biceps, “i can protect you from anything bbg,” she went to wipe off the powdered sugar on her lip when vinnie kissed her.

“mhmmmm, tasty,” he grinned.

“dork.” y/n laughed.

the line moved slowly as they continued taking turns to go out of line to get more food and drinks. taking the last bite of their shared french fries, it was finally their turn.

“how many?” the teenager asked.

“2.” vinnie said, giving him the tickets as the couple boarded the cart.

it looked like a coffin with purple and black. sitting in the back, y/n swung her leg on top vinnie as she cuddled into his side.

“how the hell can you handle knotts scary farm but not this?” vinnie teased, gripping her thigh as his other arm swung around her back to hold her.

“shut the fuck up.” she rolled her eyes as the ride started, pulling out her phone to record their reactions.

the ride began moving down, skeletons hovering over them. being in the dark and not knowing what was going to happen was killing them.

“oh shit!” vinnie screamed when a ghost popped out. y/n was laughing as her boyfriend kept shouting, gripping onto her.

“that stupid fucking ghost!” vinnie practically ran out of the ride as soon as it was over. y/n was laughing so hard she had to stop and hold onto her stomach, struggling to breathe.

vinnie smiled, shaking his head as his hair moved out of his face.

“y-you called me the scared one.” y/n sucked in some deep breaths as she finally calmed down.

“you are! look at the nail marks on my wrist!” he showed the crescent marks on his hand.

“oh look, my favorite necklace.” she joked, wrapping her arms around his torso.

“shush.” vinnie smirked as they continued walking.

-

the sun finally set as the couple took cute selfies and pictures for instagram. “ferris wheel?” vinnie asked.

“yes, even though the line is like an hour.”

“we can make-“

“not in public.” y/n cut him off. vinnie rolled his eyes.

“make up, make out, i mean,” vinnie pulled y/n in by grabbing her waist. “you're so dumb.” she laughed.

she wrapped her arms around his neck as he rubbed her back, hugging in line. “are we really one of those couples?” y/n asked.

“yes, because i want to show off my baby.” vinnie grinned, pressing kisses to her lips.

the line moved slowly but finally it was their turn. getting into the cart, vinnie put his arm around y/n's shoulder as she leaned against him.

“i love you, vin.” she sighed out, looking at him.

“i love you too, y/n.” vinnie kissed her nose as they approached the top.

taking pictures of the beautiful lights, y/n laid back on her boyfriend. “you know, wouldn't it be cool to have sex on a ferris wheel?” vinnie asked.

“are you serious? with everyone watching? plus it would be over before it started.” y/n reasoned.

“you always gotta ruin my fantasies, baby.” vinnie joked.

“i'm sure there's somewhere in the world that has like a giant ferris wheel that moves slow as shit.” y/n said.

“i think the one in vegas is 30 minutes long.” she added.

“we're going to vegas!” vinnie peppered her face with kisses as she grinned widely.

pulling out her phone she opened the tik tok app once again. “holy shit, baby, the video i posted of you shitting your pants got 1 million likes.” she showed him.

“glad i can entertain everyone.” vinnie playfully rolled his eyes.