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villainessbian · 2 months

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Girl I just accompanied home: won't you stay for a last drink? ;) Me: before this goes any further I must warn you... Her: oh no baby is everything okay? Me: it's just that I have a speech impediment... a lips Her: a lisp? Me: a l- a lips- a lipsum. Her: a what? Me: a lipsum, a- a- oh god I can't hold it in any longer. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing elit

#then she asks what it means and I have to explain that it's an incomplete excerpt from a treatise about how no one wants pain #at least not for pain's sake #and she smirks and tells me she has several items home that may disprove this theory #I wake up with no recollection of the night and a bruised everything #pun #btw #if you even care

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