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rosepompadour · 2 years

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anne boleyn and thomas wyatt, tarnish by katherine longshore He kisses me with the deep desperation of a drowning man. This kiss is a song of longing. "I love you," I whisper when he kisses my throat. I cannot say it loud enough for him to hear.

#anne boleyn #anneboleynedit #history #*#my family is always telling our friends how 'sarah's so literary! sarah reads all the classics! sarah's so highbrow!'#SARAH'S SECRET FAVORITE BOOK IS A 16TH CENTURY GOSSIP GIRL WHERE ANNE BOLEYN & THOMAS WYATT FAKE DATE AND FALL IN LOVE FOR REAL!#(somehow still more accurate than the other boleyn girl)#the scene where anne and wyatt kiss in the rain and he unpins her hood and her hair comes tumbling down?#more romantic than any of henry's 'love' letters #i've always thought that out of all anne's Gentlemen Callers wyatt had the most grand amour potential (en francais as anne would say)#percy was (allegedly) a drunkard and a wife beater #james butler? anne boleyn living in some damp corner of ireland far from all the glitter and stardust? hard pass #norris is just out here looking for dead men's shoes #(dead men's shoes would make a really good band name btw)#but WYATT!#someone who has known her for years and has been by her side as her friend and maybe-lover?#and she takes the obese ginger with the crazy eyes who has neither the skill nor the virility to make love to a woman?!#anne sweetie no crown is worth that #wyatt would have treated you right #i have a mental list of historical figures i think would be good in bed and wyatt is pretty high up there #(doesn't every girl have such a list?)#anne deserves a good lay after wasting a decade on henry #as a treat

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