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#and since I understand basic algebra much better than trying to carry a bunch of numbers around in my head
the-busy-ghost · 2 years
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Medal awarded to local adult, university graduate, who finally understands long division
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sweetpxsin · 7 years
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Lai Guanlin Fuckboi!
I never even wrote Guanlin’s fuckboi series I’m legit the worst ^^’’’’
•I don’t know what it is about Guanlin but he just really strikes me as the jock type of fuckboi
•Like the one that has girls piled up just to watch him practice and practically waiting in line to wipe off his sweat
•He could careless for relationships and really just wants the heated makeout sessions
•Rumor has it he’s already made out with the whole cheerleading team and girl dance team
•He doesn’t even bother on building up the girls hope because it’s quote on quote too much work
•Also because he’s too busy with basketball practice and studies to even care
•But that all changed when during a game he fell on his ankle weirdly and had sprained it
•He was brought to the school nurse to by Seonho aw the little chick caring for his hyung
•You were part of student council and part of it was to run the nurse's office because half of the time they were literally never fricken there like actually where were they  or is that just my school...
•Anyways Senho came in running holding Guanlin like he was a princess and Guanlin was letting out a string of profanities because the running was not helping out his ankle at all
•When he barges into the room you're literally scared for your life but quickly understand the situation and motion for him to place Guanlin on the empty bed
•Senho literally drops Guanlin’s ass in that bed his arms are hurting so much from carrying him poor chick
•Guanlin swears once more but before he could actually directed anything at Seonho, he books it out yelling goodbye to you
•However his whole demeanor changes when he notices you
•Like his eyes are practically burning into your soul as he watches your every movement
•You couldn’t help but scoff because you knew what type of person Guanlin was and you really didn’t wanna help him but you had no choice
•”What’s wrong with you?”
•”I sprained my ankle sweetheart.”
•You smile at him sweetly with a hit on sarcasm as you take his foot into your hand and move it slightly
•”Does that hurt?”
•”Dang, sweetheart what you think.” Although he’s face obviously still showed pain he kept that stupid little smirk on his face and you literally wanted to wipe it off his almost perfect looking face
•So you let go of his foot abruptly and a whole  new string of profanities leaves his lips and he’s low key glaring at you as you get the things you need
•But at the same time he’s checking you out because not once has he seen you around the school and he totally finds you hot
•Once you elevate his leg and place ice on his ankle he decided to make some bs excuse to get you closer to him
•”Darling I don’t think I’m feeling too well.”
•”Well ain’t that a shame.”
•The sarcasm in your face was practically music to his ears as he watched you take the thermometer out
•His plan was playing out perfectly as he watched you lean in and touch his forehead while handing him the thermometer
•Instead of taking the thermometer he kind of pulls your wrist so that your fall over him
•Suprise suprise you do and you're not even shocked with what had happened
•You're more annoyed for the fact you let it happen but you had a way in getting back at him
•You let him capture your gaze and slowly lead you downwards
•But as soon as the smirk returns to his face you halt in your tracks and glare your eyes at him
•”Nice try Guanlin but I’m not as easy your average pick in girls.”
•You pull back patting him on his chest before sitting back on the chair crossing your legs before your attention is taken by your phone
•Once he snaps out of his state of shock he couldn’t help but smirk and turn his gaze towards you
•You were an interesting one to him considering no girl has ever rejected Lai Guanlin
•The next day you were in the nurse's office once again because you're in AP so you could do your homework without the teacher's help
•half way through the day Guanlin walked in with crutches before settling himself on the closet bed towards you
•He held his hand out towards you holding a slip of paper
•”if it’s your number keep it.” You mumbled walking towards him
•”aye come on now don’t be so harsh.”
•rolling your eyes you took the slip reading that Guanlin was to stay in the nurse's office for the rest of the school day
•You mentally groaned taking the slip and scribbling the information onto the sign in sheet for him
•As much as you wanted to return to your homework you had to take care of him
•You elevates his leg and placed ice on it and placed a cup of water near his bed before finally returning to your seat to do your work
•Guanlin couldn’t help but watch you with interest (considering you were the only one there with him)
•He liked the way your teeth would tug on your lips as you thought about a question and the way your hands would run through your silky smooth hair
•if he was being honest you were actually one of the few girls he actually thought were attractive
•Which only made him want you more
• woah Guanlin slow your roll mate you're only 16 I’m literally one year younger rip lmfao
•anyways he reaches in his bag and starts to do his homework because he not bout that do your homework at home life
•Also because he lowkey wants to impress you by showing you he’s not just a fuckboi
•But while he’s in the midst of trying to do algebra he gets annoyed because he can’t do a certain problem lol me all the everyday and I’m prob gonna fail my algebra quiz tomorrow whoops
•You lift your head up when you hear him grunt in annoyance and kinda chuckle in amusement watching him struggle with his homework
•You stood up and walked him to see what the problem was and you literally had to hold yourself back from laughing
•”You can’t solve 12-10.86=0.99(m-10)?” You ask teasingly causing Guanlin to cover up his work protectively
•”I can I’m just thinking.”
•”Than show me.”
•After about 4 minutes of struggling he finally gave up and asked for your help
•You basically asked him a whole bunch of questions that led him into the steps he was supposed to do
•the answer is m=11.15 repeating btw
•You pulled your chair towards his bed and sat there doing your homework on your lap just in case he had needed anymore help
•At that point Guanlin just thought you were an actually breathing angel
•You were smart, caring, and the best part you had a touch of sarcasm to you
•A lot different from the bland, giggly and mindless preppy girls he had always managed to score on a day to basis
•You had a personality he wasn’t used too and he wanted more than just a heated makeout session from you
•Since then it became a daily thing for you to take care of Guanlin and be his tutor for a while
•When his ankle had gotten better you had to admit you were going to miss his stupidly and cockiness
•Okay you take that back he wasn’t stupid, he just took much longer to grasp concepts in math and physics
•Anyway when he stopped going to the nurse's office you got pretty bored since student usually only went out to skip a class.
•Once day you were absentmindedly twirling the pencil in your hands when the door opened snapping you out of your daze
•You looked at the door to see Guanlin standing there in his basketball uniform and you could only raise a brow in suspicion
•”What you ‘accidently’ hurt your ankle again because you missed me.” You mocked even though in reality you missed him
•He shot you his famous cheeky smirk before shaking his head
•”Wanna watch my practice. I know it gets pretty boring in here without me.”
•”I’m not even gonna sit here and lie it is pretty boring so I guess I’ll watch your practice.”
•You stood up not missing Guanlin’s gummy smile that he only showed his friends and you
•Honestly he looked more like a precious child rather than a fuckboi when he showed you that smile and it made you soft
•You followed after him letting him guide you a certain area of the bleachers so that his fans wouldn’t annoy you
•This didn’t go unnoticed by his hyungs as they teased him referencing you as his princess
•”Omg did Guanlin actually escort his princess to an exclusive place of the bleachers so that his fans wouldn’t mess with her?” Jisung gushed.
•Of course Guanlin ended up “accidentally” passed the ball at Jisung face
•During practice Guanlin would occasionally look at you after he made a basket
•And he wasn’t actually discreet about it either, his gummy smile would show and he’d look at you almost looking for approve
•You couldn’t help but smile a little because he was being so cute and looked like a little kid compared to his fuckboi demeanor
•After practice he rushed towards you with a paper towel in his hand, a cheeky smile on his lips as he handed you it
•”What?”
•Instead of answering he bend down your height pushing up his bangs
•”Seriously?” You asked back playfully before obliging and patting off his sweat for him
•Once again his hyungs were fangirling in the back making both of you roll your eyes in reply
•But on the inside both of you were absolutely losing it, your hearts beating out of your chest
•Okayyy maybe you both had caught feels maybe is an understatement
•Taking the moment to his advantage Guanlin cleared his throat taking your hand in his
•”I know I’m not your type but maybe wanna give us a try?”
•He swallowed dryly not happy with his own confession, his face flushed red as he shyly scratched the back of his head
•You couldn’t help but chuckle a little in amusement at his obvious discontent of his confession
•”You sure you’re happy with that confession Lin-Lin?”
•He took your sarcasm as yes because not once have you ever called him a nickname
•”I’d be more happy if I could call you mine?”
•”Promise never to use cheesy pickup lines again.”
•He pulled you into a tight hug smiling widely
•”You love it cutie.”
•Que Hyungs screaming and fangirling
•BUT dating Guanlin would consist of sweaty hugs after basketball practices, him making you wipe of his sweat, cheesy pickup lines, laughs and shit load of cuteness
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