#and so is accidental arson ✨

[hometothecanyonmoon]

i’ve only had chinzhilla for a day and a half but if anything happened to them i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

[nonovyabuisness]

Life series X Pokemon :

Each lifers will have one ‘fully’ evolved pokemon that I believe suits them in all of the life series ( series such as X life or New life will not be included).

[Some members may have shinies ✨]

The members are listed in alphabetical order.

Bdubs: ✨ Scrafty

- Both enjoy fighting and look like they get beaten up often even if no fights happened that day.

- It’s a shiny because Shiny Scrafty’s green clothes (?) is reminiscent of Bdubs’ moss cape skin.

BigB: Breloom

- A kind being that should not be taken lightly.

- Also Breloom’s spores can paralyze or poison opponents, just like BigB paralyzed Grian with his gaslighting and can easily poison others by lying.

Cleo: Delphox

- Arson fox that is super effective against Etho’s pokemon and BigB’s.

-Also a reference to Witchcraft!SMP where she was one of the finalists. Plus Orange hair so Orange pokemon.

Etho: Bisharp

- Etho reminds me so much of the Shadow Triad so I decided to give him their titular Pokemon.

- I considered Greninja but as a redstoner, Etho might not appreciate the water.

- Plus it’s funny when the two scary looking beings are actually the most easily frightened.

- Fun fact, Bisharp hasn’t battled in so long that its blades have almost become dull (both are washed up /j).

Geminitay: Bewear

- In Limited Life she acts like a mama bear towards Scar.

- Is overall very friendly but is a menace (especially towards Etho).

- Now that she’s in Secret Life, Bewear works well with the cherry blossom and band theme she has going on.

- Plus, just like Bewear accidentally harms others by trying to show affection, Gem hurts herself and her allies by creating other alliances that don’t last.

Grian: Archeops

- Pesky bird.

- I put Toucannon at first and almost put Honchkrow but both look too serious to be associated with Grian.

- So goofy prehistoric parrot that is easily demotivated (defeatist ability) for the button man.

Impulse: Ampharos

- The yellow color scheme as well as the fact that Impulse is generally more on the kind, gentle side but is also able to hold his own.

Jimmy: Kilowatrel

- Canary in a coal mine.

- Kilowatrel is one of the best yellow bird Pokemon that isn’t too mocking ( Yellow Oricorio) or too serious ( Pidgeoto/Blaziken/ shiny Sirfetch’d).

- The pre-evolution looks a bit silly tho.

Joel: ✨Turtonator

- An explosive fella.

- Also a Pokemon that serve as a reminder that most of Joel’s trap/plan either don’t work or backfire on him or his allies.

- Shiny Turtonator because the shiny colors match Joel’s Green and yellow color scheme.

Lizzie: Togekiss

- Avoids conflict and is generally content with roaming around, peacefully picking flowers. Head in the clouds.

- But remains a strong and smart opponent that shouldn’t be underestimated.

*Volo and Cynthia war flashbacks *

Martyn: Trevenant

- A fierce and loyal protector of his home but still remains a solitary being.

- Trevenant’s ability to blend in with the surrounding trees in forest and gather information by communicating with the forest, is a nod to Martyn’s ability to sneak around undetected gathering valuable intel.

Mumbo: Sableye

- Hermit hiding away in the shadows (bunker) and using (end) crystals to attack.

Pearl: ✨ Absol

- Wherever they go, disaster soon follows. Seeing them is a warning to all.

- Shiny Absol because the colors matches with the ‘Scarlet Pearl’ skin.

Rendog: Sirfetch’d

- A king and a knight, unwilling to let go of their flair for the dramatics even after their kingdom as fallen. I thought of Kingambit or Aegislash but both are too serious and only fit 3rd Life Ren. Sirfetch’d is regal yet remains goofy like Ren.

Scar: Liepard

- Shady business man and his cat jellie. Both mischievous and not against stealing.

- Also it would be funny to picture all the Jellie interruptions as just him talking to his very real Pokemon partner.

- Jellie would definitely try to eat Grian’s Archeops.

Scott: ✨ Gallade

- Always honorable and upholding their end of the deal. But aren’t against using force to achieve what they want.

- Shiny so that the colors match ( also provides a good contrast to Pearl’s shiny Absol).

Skizzleman: Braviary

- A brave being that leads the team.

- All of Braviary’s dex entry mentions it battling for its friend even if it’s injured.

- The pokemon White dex entry mentions that the more scars a Braviary has, the more respect he’s has from his peers. Skizzleman’s skin has scars on its arms.

- Also Skizz is often represented with angel wings so why not give him a bird.

- I don’t know if it should be a shiny or not however.

Tango: Rapidash

- A being with a unruly temper that does not take kindly to betrayal or competition.

- Could have helped with the whole Torchy task.

- Tango is often represented with hair that lights on fire when upset, just like Rapidash’s mane burns hotter when upset or fighting.

[fourphoenixfeathers]

Oooooo I am so normal about ieytd. So normal. I did not just scroll the tag instead of sleeping. Why would you say that.

I'm thinking about Agent Phoenix and I'm trying to figure out my hc on how they survive everything. Bc. Time loops are cool.... but sometimes they get too depressing for me. And I have No Clue how pure skill would save them from the final missions. That elevator fall, and Phoenix was somehow well enough to get up and leave the scene such that the agency didn't find them in the destruction? Getting exposed to neurotoxins/poison gasses without experiencing any bad symptoms if you stop it fast enough? Driving through the massive jets of fire on Prism's truck without an Immediate Need for Hospitalization? Falling from orbit?

So. Hear me out. Agent Phoenix has some kind of supernatural ability to not die. I played with the idea of the name Phoenix being accidentally more literal than all the characters thought bc I hc Phoenix as a bit of a firebug, but that would cause problems with the whole heat-activated bomb in their head, so. The recreational arson is a coincidence.

So that leaves me down to a couple ideas.

1. Regeneration

Ah, the classic. I love regeneration. Simple but it can be used in really cool ways. The fun is the how. I think I'm leaning towards ✨experimentation✨, either self inflicted (Phoenix seems to like the sciences) or something done to Phoenix and they decided to do something with it. The Agency definitely wouldn't be involved, considering how surprised everyone is that they keep surviving these shenanigans. This has great angst potential and I'm giggling and kicking my feet thinking about it.

Also, this makes me think of using the forge in KBOOM. You can't convince me the metal tools are safe to handle so quickly. Not glowing does not equal safe temperature. I kinda want to write a snippet where Phoenix hands Prism the wrench and she immediately drops it bc OW???? And Phoenix thinks whoops, I forgot that burns are a thing.

2. Telekinesis and pray

What if the massive tk stunt in KBOOM wasn't exactly unprecedented? What if Phoenix has had a lot of practice pulling off nigh impossible things with telekinesis, sink or swim style?

Paralytic neurotoxin/poison gas? Manually keep your heart beating and puppet your body until you can get a moment to counteract it or it wears off on its own.

Faceful of fire from some mad scientist security measures? Split your attention between driving the car and desperately pushing back the hot plasma inches from your face, because you kind of need your eyes for this mission.

Falling from orbit? Slow your descent as well as you can, and push even harder because your best won't win against gravity. Don't tell your handler you had to do that, bc he never asked. He simply assumed you were lucky enough that your shuttle wasn't damaged when the big death laser went kaboom. If all your enemies think that explosion was too bad for you to survive, well that's just a bonus. It wasn't, right? You're here. Your shuttle had to have been fine.

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Speaking of Ms. Peter Lorre fish, Slippy Lotte. I have some ideas for her:

- Is the local sea weed dealer. Probably grows her own sea weed. Botany is her thing after all <3

Probably gives Slappy cat nip tho. She knows his tastes very well.

- I REALLY want her to be friends with Squidabeth. They'd be besties and Slippy would often stop by The Night Patty restaurant to get a night patty but also to see her pal Squidabeth. If it's a slow work day then they'd chat. They get along very well and she finds Slippy a very cute silly little thing. I can also see them hanging out gal pals style whilst also getting high as a kite. Squidabeth really gets her into the night life of Bikini Bottom <3

Why does all of Slippy's friends work for Nosferatu? Idk but she might consider sliding over her application some time.

- probably owns that pet shop. I feel like she's very much an animal person. Probably has a bunch of snails at home. A crazy snail lady I'd you will. But also a massive sea horse girl. Slappy comes to her for advice on how to better care for his bat.

- Has a kill count from "accidental" drownings. Got someone you don't like? Set up Slippy to give them swimming lessons! :D

- probably has never brushed her hair. If she did ever try then she probably tried to brush it with the back of the hair brush. Or used the handle for detangling.

- she'd hammer holes into her walls as a way of redocorating. Leonard thinks it's brilliant and asks her to do the same to his home <3

She probably collects random knick knacks and stuff. Anything old and strange. Haunted dolls, clown plushies, whatever. Sometimes old trashed toys. She fixes them up to keep. She likes little chachkies. I also feel like she steals road signs to put them up in her home. "Oh free sign! That'll look great in my bedroom!". No one in Bikini Bottom knows who keeps stealing the "road work ahead" signs.

- her and Vincent Price fish Leonard Gillies. I said they'd be friends before but I can see Leonard having a crush on Slippy. "She looks like his friend!" Yeah but bold of you to assume any of them would be smart enough to realize. I think only Nosferatu notices it and finds the drama between the 3 of them funny. Its his favorite soap opera.

I think Leonard has a massive bias towards her. Slappy doing something weird - somewhat horrified but accepts it. Is polite about it and tries his best to be open minded about it.

Slippy does something weird- ✨💞💖 Loves it with his WHOLE HEART✨✨✨ will literally die from it.

This is the face he dreams of when he sleeps at night.

- Slippy thinks Leonard is a very nice friend <3 she likes him a lot. Leonard thinks of himself as that depressed 19th century poet type and he's just writhing with his feelings. He adores her but also doesn't want to betray his dearest friend Laszlo. So he's stuck in this state of suffering while eating ice cream and being comforted by his 6 snails when he's alone but also losing his shit from adoration when she does anything weird. Don't mind Leonard. He thinks he can telepathically let her know what he feels through longing gazes. In other words, he's dumb. They all are. Just a different flavor each. Slippy and Slappy love and value him a lot as a friend and neither suspects a thing of him.

- that being said, Slippy and Leonard hang out often. He likes taking her to events. She always manages to mess up at events and cause chaos. Which is also something Slappy does. But in Leonard's case he LOVES IT so much he might die from it. He probably did die once or twice from it. Don't worry she revived him. Slappy taught her some necromancy.

- probably does enjoy bug eating with Slappy. She doesn't need to. She isn't undead like her bf but sh sees he likes it very much and wants to try herself. They have dates enjoying fancy maggot cheeses and beetlejuice wines. It's the height of luxury for them. She gifted him chocolate covered beetles before.

- I know most folks liken Slappy being into arson but that feels more like a Slippy thing. She plays with matches. She burnt an opera house down when Leonard brought her along. She finds fire quite entertaining. Her home is covered with candles. Its very much a fire hazard.

- Slippy's neighbors are a vampire couple. The ladies often ask Slippy to run errands for them. They claim they have a medical condition where they're allergic to the sun or that they're allergic to crowds or whatever. So Slippy helps them out. They need sugar? She gets them sugar! They need some evil magical amulet? She gets them said amulet! They need a new blood from the local blood drive? She gets it for them! She never suspects a thing <3 she just thinks they're a very cute and kind couple and so she's always happy to help! She probably house sat for them. Might have came across their room where they do ritual sacrifices. She thinks the room is so pretty and she applaudes them for their tastes in interior design :) she admires them so much and she has immense respect for them.

- probably is the one teaching Slappy about the modern world. I like to imagine Slappy has been alive for a loong time but is often kept up in the castle so he isn't exactly familiar with technology. She helps him and teaches him. She teaches him to drive (he can never learn) she drives him whenever he needs it. She teaches him how to use a computer and how to play video games. He never really ""gets it"" but slippy's alright with it. She's a pretty ideal teacher for everything except swimming.

- Fellow clown enjoyer. She ADORES clowns and finds them so cute <3 she's always asking Slappy if she could adopt one! Leonard would probably get her some. Slippy sets them free once she realizes they're sentient beings. I think after that, Leonard would opt to paint pictures of clowns for her which decorated all over her house.

- Slippy's car is a clown car (that she stole). Its pretty nice. She decorated the inside with snail themed things. Imagine her driving Leonard and Slappy to the opera house in this cat themed clown car.

- fellow enjoyer of 80s bubblegum pop. Idk why but I see it.

- somewhat of a kleptomaniac. I dont think she'd steal things from stores. That's too easy. She'd see random things left outside. Road signs or traffic cones or fences. That's her thing. She'd be like "oh why is this left out here? Its still pretty good.. Oh well I'll give it a nice home". I feel like she almost gets in trouble for it but Leonard always ends up paying off the owners so she doesn't get in trouble. This is also how she ended up with so many pets.

I think once Leonard was a little sad about a painting he couldn't buy (too pricy) so Slippy looked at it like "oh but its here. Nobody here seems to own it" she ended up stealing it and giving it to him. Unless said unattended object has a CLEAR and distinct price tag, she just assumes its trash that nobody wants so she takes it. Why waste perfectly good items.

- collector of rocks! She collects all sorts of rocks. And plenty of things that are very much not rocks. Pieces of bones, teeth, paper clips, shards of glass, broken pieces of porcelain, expensive jewels, evil enchanted amulet. She thinks they're all rocks and she loves them very much. She very much has a crow thing to her so she ends up collecting anything shiny. She could be a master jewel thief if she really wanted to. Sometimes Slappy gifts her rocks. They're actually pieces of bone. Sometimes Leonard gifts her rocks but they're expensive jewels. In her heart rocks are rocks <3 they're all special to her <3

- fellow lip gloss eater. She just does it. Slappy also does it too. They taste test lip glosses together. Fun time. Probably got kicked out of Lady Upturn's department store for eating the lipsticks.

- can give fortunes but for very mundane things. She has dreams of the future but nothing of interest. Your fortune is like "oh you'll burn a krabby patty on Tuesday the 15th" and it ends up happening. Nothing special but somehow she does it. She doesn't think she's telling the future. She thinks they're just dreams but she likes telling the people who shows up in her dreams about them. Its only after the fortune happens when said people realize she was actually telling their fortune and they try to ask her about it. She doesn't get what they're talking about. She'd like "oh that's nice :)".

Once in a while she might see someone walk into her pet shop and she casually says "you're going to die :)" and they won't understand until it's too late. She doesn't undedstand it at all herself since she said it on autopilot but her bf is standing outside looking for food for his master.

- can't cook. You will be poisoned. Unless you want to dine on toxic sludge, then never accept her cooking. Slappy doesn't mind since he's already undead and a garbage disposal. Leonard is immune to poison on the sheer power of LOVE (he suffers later in the bathroom, small sacrifice for her tho)

- eats food in illegal ways. Eats kitkat sideways and all that sort of horror. Eats bubblegum too. Doesn't help that Laszlo encourages and copies her. They're a trouble making duo.

- probably has eaten grass before. She uses it like herbs. Out of cilantro? When grass grows for free outside? Smh

- probably forages. Doesn't really care about which plants are safe and unsafe to eat. Plants are plants to her so uhh prepare to be tripping on mushrooms later. I think that's part of the appeal of her cooking.

- grows her own food too. She's good at botany and taking care of plants. The problem is, she's not growing any vegetable you've heard of (if they are vegetable in the first place). The plants will likely try to eat you first tbh.

- Has a pensiont for smelly weird and exotic plants. She thinks they're neat. Leonard gets her more rare species of plants. Her plants really like chum for some reason.

- probably has a book club. Her book selection is incomprehensible. She's probably the only person who understands Ulysses but she won't answer your questions about the book.

- her clothes are second hand. She ""thrifts"" them. You probably know how she actually acquired them.

- all this makes her sound frugal. Nah she splurges on her pets. She just finds random objects she collect to be more interesting than stuff she finds in stores. But her pets live like kings 👌

- I feel like she does know about Slappy's thing for nosferatu. I don't she actually knows Nosferatu is a vampire. She assumes him to have special needs similar to her vampire neighbors. Sun allergies and all that. Still she gives Laszlo lessons on how to woo Nosferatu and how to impress him. Somehow I think she's fine with laszlo not being so affectionate with her. Its just his thing and she respects that. Or she views it as him playing hard to get. Or both.

Tbh I don't think she 100% gets that he ditched her in Slappy Daze. Poor thing.

- enjoyer of slapstick and black and white romance movies. Best of both worlds when combined. Of course slappy is probably an enjoys the same movies so they enjoy going to the movies together a lot <3 I think they like it too much and they start quoting the movies together and being the most annoying couple alive <3

They drag Leonard along which is just TORTURE for him. Particularly the romance movies. Moments that feel like a knife in the stomach for him. But he enjoys it. Probably bawls his eyes out and slippy and slappy are like "oh he must really like it :) " very clueless about what's actually going on.

- slippy doesn't pick up on social cues at all. Can't read the room at all. Says things she shouldn't, touches priceless objects she shouldn't. Unless given very clear and straight forward instructions sometimes she doesn't get it much. That's alright because her friends are either already like that or are accepting of that traits and politely helps her out when she needs it.

- can scale buildings like a lizard. No particular reason for this one.

- slappy probably comes to her for blood for his master. As in Slippy can easily steal blood from the blood from the blood bank. She doesn't think of it as stealing. Shes just borrowing. Slippy and Leonard are the only people Laszlo wouldn't sell out to Nosferatu. But he avoids them making such an acquaintance with Nosferatu just to be safe. Nosferatu does already know of them and find the trio humorous. He spares them because they're funny to watch.

- is banned from several establishments. She just is.

- slippy gives Slappy shrooms so he can meet his sleep paralysis demon daughters again <3 she joins in too! :D

I think that's all I have for now. Feel free to come up with more :D

[morvantmortuary]

Oh, look my hand slipped again!

But also, I don't think the world would be ready for these two.

I hope all is well in your neck of the woods, babe!

I’M SO SORRY BABE I saw this and my brain went “✨✨✨✨💕💕💕🖤🖤🖤🖤!!!!!!!” and then the next morning it slid out through a swiss cheese hole :’D all week I’ve been sitting here on my blog like “I’m forgetting something important. there was something I was excited about. what was it 👁👄👁” and my brain was like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

so I just happened to check my ask box and HERE IT IS AGAIN, I GET TO ENJOY THIS ALL OVER 🥰🥰🥰

again, I love the squares you picked for them both!! Ash’s complement Ror’s really well, but they’re both totally cohesive in terms of representing each of them individually. (Also Catriona Balfe is such a babe, fr)

I can only imagine once Maxi and Jude are happily involved either one snarks to their brother “So does he have a sister or what?” and they’re like “Yes actually!” but mostly joking

and then the first time all the Mathesons come to visit (or the Morvants finally figure out how to get Rora on a plane without upsetting the x-ray machines), Rora claps eyes on Ash like

at one point Rora drags Jude or Ezra or Shay off to the side and hisses “you didn’t tell me your sister was hot” and runs off without another word, leaving them in a state of “????”. she then spends an odd amount of time on the fringes of conversations staring intensely in her direction, bc she can flirt with the brothers just fine and it’s all nbd, but actually liking a woman still unlocks a bit of a deer in headlights reaction due to past conditioning :’D

(if Hex remotely tried to flirt Ash, Rora would keep ‘accidentally’ shoving him out the door of the room/into a closet/spilling a drink on him until eventually he realized what was happening and went back to bugging the younger brothers 😂)

finally (after Maxi has probably quietly apologized to an assortment of Mathesons explaining that Rora is. Bad at feelings. To say the least), Rora would creep up on Ash’s side whenever she was alone and be like “…Plants. What are your thoughts.” bc she can pretend to be a Southern belle until she actually means it, and then suddenly she has no idea what to say. :’D

The world would not be able to handle them together, although I imagine Ash is maybe a little less prone to arson 😜

Thank you so much for taking the time to make these, babe!! 🖤🥰🖤💕😘 I really do love it, and I’m sorry again for how long it took me to get back to you! having memory issues is a real pain in the neck sometimes :’D

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

OMG YOUR POWERPOINT PRESENTATION OF CATS 1998 IS FANTASTIC. A WORK OF ART. IF YOU WERE TURNING THIS IN FOR A GADE I'D GIVE YOU AN A++ !! Also, out of curiosity, if you included Hestia and Jubilee in the line-up, what funny descriptions would you give them?

LMAO TY FRIEND I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING SILLY

I ALMOST INCLUDED A SLIDE OF OCS BUT IT WOULDN'T FIT SO I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE A SEPARATE OC ONE

✨arson✨

ceo of the childhood friends to lovers trope

is a ball of anxiety 64% of the time

makes people rethink their lives by hugging them

will adopt you as a sibling

🎉fiesta🎉

is smarter than everyone and knows it

morosexual

accidentally became part of a found family

will kill you if you call her cupcake

[balls-haver]

Here’s more things I said @seabunnythatlikeshorror

Tw mentions of suicide (yes I cope with humour why do you ask?)

135:tumblr is like the NYC of apps

136:love the homocidal vibes

137:you are not queer unless you used Tumblr at least once

138:sorry was laughing at my dumb ass sister

139:thanks me I knew I made a good decision to hate you

140:I haven’t eaten this good since the last day of school party

141:you’re the main character and take that as an insult

142:I’m abt remake the bible with ATLA characters

143:sleep tight don’t survive the night

144:he looks like he’s abt to say “I’m a big boy and big boys don’t cry”

145:can I freestyle about suicide?

146:can we not mention Bruce Wayne’s Emo and I’m 37 and this is deep phase thank you

147:my asexuality said no

148:if my Pinterest page doesn’t turn out like that I will commit arson

149:I don’t understand jack shit and I don’t want to

150: No, just gonna feel bad for your older self having to deal with that while trying to sleep at 1 am

151: Gonna go pray what ever the fuck that was away

*101:you know I have the pain tolerance of a youngest sibling

*108:im about to do something called a “fuck you move”

152:finally geometry has a good use

153:nyehehe body dysmorphia my arch nemesis

154:if she cuts me with that voice it would be smooth like butter

155:so you’re a simp (unlike most of these I said that irl)

156: You might be less mentally ill but at least I’m older

157:I want to gag him and not the Doja Cat way

158:she’s adorable being crushed flat

159:and you didn’t even say “bad night”

160:I hope my hamster poops on you

161:it’s like thanos

162:I deep throated a camera

163:I accidentally spat on my own face

164: I just realized something, full on Mental instability is imaging your fav characters in a music vid instead of yourself

165:your honour…they’re gay

166:don’t think you’re hot shit when you aren’t even a shit

167:damn he be rocking that my chemical romance fit tho

168:am I a furry?

169:where can I find mascara that stays after death

170:I trust him cus he screams and I kin that

171:it’s hard being a main character okay

172: eyyy * i-need-therapy-finger-guns*

173: ✨ arson✨

174:and gulag is gulag

175:Tito president of Yugoslavia my beloved

176:you made one mistake there, it’s thinking I understood anything (said that to my math teacher)

177:it’s a minion flute want me to play something on it?

178:its too early anytime for everything

179:but who’s gonna be the poop?

180: But they’re cute and traumatized

181:not attracted you mentally unstable sicko’s

182:I’m an ok sign away from killing myself

183:her existing is some sort of phobic

184:just be careful gaslighting girlbossing and gatekeeping

185: okay lover mustard’s

186:this could be an album cover in a bad way

187:he’s my fav gender

188:I found a telatubbies fic at one am again

189:not in an among us way

190:don’t ask if I have a life

191:you yawn in German

192:MY SLINKY DOESNT SLINK

193:what does support even do in rpg games? Be a therapist friend

194: What deserved that reaction the Sam and max vore or the Freddy x chucky cheese

195: another day another gay

196:why *do* birds sing so gay