#and tbh this does also apply mostly for their comic characters but ESPECIALLY clint becuause his mcu character is just. no

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1. Which avenger would you recruit to help you plan your birthday?

clint because he has no brain cells and is chaotic so he’ll just come up with a really dumb celebration idea that would probably end up in a disaster but. that’s my vibe

2. Which avenger would you switch suits with for a day?

TONY PLEASE i want. to wear the iron man suit. any of them but preferaBLy the deep space armor or bleeding edge pls

3. Which avenger would you want to train with?

steve cuz he’ll challenge u but i guess he’ll also be patient and understanding

4. Oh No, you need help! Which avenger would you call if you’re in trouble?

probably tony because he can probably save my ass from anything ?? mr dad

5. Uh oh, you got arrested, which avenger were you with?

clint, because again, we probably did something incredibly stupid and then it escalated and. here we are

6. The Avengers are playing basketball, which avenger would you pick first to be on your team?

bruce because he might get a temper while playing and then just immediately turn into the hulk and beat everyone up and. there, we have the ball. if he doesn’t turn then it would just be hilarious to watch him take part in Sports

7. You’re trying to make your ex jealous, which avenger do you pretend to date?

hhhh i dont have an ex but again. clint. can u tell i would die for (not mcu) clint? like i feel like we would get along really well and he would agree to fake date me (he probably came up with the idea, king)

8. You’re out for a good time, and need a wing man/woman, which avenger do you pick for the job?

tbh natasha because she can be super smooth and lowkey but still get her point across

9. You woke up with a hangover, which avenger were you drunk with?

thor because that would be the best vibe ever. the most idiotic drunk duo please that would be so funny. or clint

10. You’re going on a road trip, which avenger do you ride with?

tony!! the discussions!! and the fun we would have!! it would be such a vibe and it would alternate from like humorous convos to like science talk to the dumbest disagreements. very fun

11. No way! You slept with one of the avengers. Which avenger did you wake up next to?

clint AHSDJBVSJVB he’s my answer for like everything but i would. literally die for him

12. Your favorite band is having a concert, which avenger goes with you?

steve!! gotta show him some of the new music babey, fuck the 1940s

13. You’re going shopping, and need second opinions, which avenger do you trust to help you pick out outfits?

have u seen how tony dresses ......... it’s tony for sure i dont even need to explain

14. Your parents want to meet one of your new friends, which avenger do you take to meet your parents?

tony because my mom is in love with him. it runs in the family

15. You get injured on a mission, which avenger would you trust to be in charge of your care?

bruce! he’s so kind and he knows how to treat people and he’s patient and kind and idk idk idk i didn’t choose him for many options but god do i love him. he’s so Good

16. Your room is a mess, which avenger do you pick to be your butler, and clean your room?

i’d have thor HELP me clean because he’d see a bunch of random objects and be like “what is this midgardian object” and i’d give him wrong answers but he’d just. believe me

17. You wanna play a prank on the team, but need help. Which avenger do you pick to help you prank the rest of the team?

clint clint clint he’s such a dumbass please he would 100% do it

18. Time to buy Christmas presents, which avenger is the easiest for you to buy for?

clint. i’d get him cartoon themed band-aids (along with something that i wouldnt actually feel bad for getting him but yea i thought that was funny)

19. You’re going on a mission but only one other person can go. Which member of the team do you choose to go with you?

natasha because it could just be a stealth mission and we wouldnt even have to get too messy and you know she’d have your back. she’s got it all she’s skilled and intimidating and smooth. i love her

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