#and the ice driving course on a slippery track with fake moose obstacles

[bogkeep]

i was reminiscing about the (horrible, terrible, no-good) time i was getting my driver's license... i was a small anxious bundle of ocd intrusive thoughts and an intense fear of death and injury, and i had to take an online course that was basically an interactive powerpoint going "REMEMBER. IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE WHILE DRIVING, PEOPLE WILL DIE HORRIBLY. YOU WILL HEAR THEM SCREAMING IN YOUR DREAMS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. REMEMBER THAT LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. DRIVE CAREFULLY and here's how :)" and i was like, yes i remember the fake facebook memorial wall with the sad violin music, but surely it wasn't THAT unhinged, was it? anyway i found my liveblog posts (including screenshots!) from taking that course and it kind of WAS that unhinged: part 1 part 2 (heads up for stock photo corpses covered in blood and references to fandoms i was into in 2016)