#and the only time its ever commented on is that line abt getting bob a tredmill

[aquato-family-circus]

So this headcanon I'm about to ramble a bit about is both about body image feelings, and minor spoilers abt some Psychonauts 2 Art Book concept art, #PN2 art book spoilers #spoilers yknow

so with that out of the way

Helmut's got some old concept art where his mental world outfit had a lot more of a classic viking inspo, and a few where he's got his shirt off have Mental World Abs added on and it comes across like how he'd wanna be shown off

and it has me thinking about how Helmut might have thought about himself and being fat... and I personally can relate to that feeling of like being really happy with and good with how my fat body looks but every so often thinking about how it could be different.

I like the vibe of confident showman Helmut once in a blue moon looking in the mirror while changing into his stage clothes thinking about like getting Muscles and Toning his Body bc he feels like that'd look nicer

but he gets reminded that he's already really strong (he can lift stage equipment like no problem even without telekinesis) and he doesn't need like a chiseled six pack for that. he's good. he looks and feels great already and can pull off any outfit bc of his natural charisma

AND. of course. bob loves his tummy very much, added bonus

[jagerist]

aot characters as college students

college student aot

pairing: none

warning(s): shitpost.

a/n: just for funsies. def shitpost.

characters: eren, armin, mikasa, jean, connie, sasha, hange, levi, zeke

eren

- got a full ride scholarship

-does not try hard enough

-says that if he loses his scholarship he will just take student loans and try again

-parties 25/8

-throws the parties (mainly bc he doesn't trust himself to find his way home after)

-will show up to class still drunk (but with sunglasses so 'noone knows')

-flirts with professors (does not help his grades any) ((he knows he just likes the conversation))

-will boot for underage friends. no questions. ("gabi you want a 24? that'll be $50." "why $50?" "25 for the 24 and 25 for me putting my ass on the line"

-no extracurriculars.

armin

-full scholarship.

-studious as fuck

-will go to parties with eren tho (will not admit it but feels like he has to make sure eren doesn't do something stupid)

-will tell eren its a bad idea to boot (will take a cut tho)

-knows his limits for alcohol. will NOT drink on a school night.

-lowkey flirts with professors and does get better grades for it. (it is what he deserves. the master manipulation is not his fault)

-is in extracurriculars, but mostly bc they look great on resumes.

-is student body president.

mikasa

-this girl parties.

-like, a lot

-rivals eren.

-manages to go to class and get good grades regardless.

-never has hangovers.

-the only one ever coherent enough to call a cab home.

-smokes weed, but does not make it her personality.

-somehow found herself in a sorority. she hates it, but they love her.

-has a major following on her finsta about the school where she shitposts

jean

-douchebag (but like a loveable one)

-if you are his friend he is a great person

-otherwise, dick.

-thinks he drinks as much as eren, is infact a lightweight.

-skips class all the time but somehow doesn't fail. (its bc connie will give him his notes)

-flirts with professors and had to have a meeting with the dean abt harassment. ("just bc I called her a milf?" "yes, jean. you cannot call the staff milfs." "damn.")

-smoked weed once, swore he saw jesus. (it was just zeke, b ut everyone plays along, including zeke.)

-posts thirstraps. the only comments are from connie ("yaaaaaas go best friend.")

-armin spams vomit emojis. so does sasha.

-his insta is followed by everyone, but just bc they want to laugh.

connie

-IS THE WEIRD SMOKER

-weed socks, bob marley sweaters, drug rugs.

-had shrooms once, thought. jean was a girl. was a weird night.

-wakes and bakes before class every day.

-good grades, he tries.

-works at Mcdonalds for extra cash, but has to borrow everyone's weed bc he's too broke.

-noone knows where his money goes (they're too scared to ask.)

-everyone gives him their weed bc its connie. he's good for it.

-he isn't good for it, but that's okay.

-only had one girlfriend, they broke up because his apartment had roaches. he called them his pets. he was trying to teach them a musical routine, she didn't like it.

-juice world shrine in his room.

-led lights galore.

sasha

-okay grades, has to put in effort.

-honestly kinda only in school for funsies

-the most fun at a party.

-will convince everyone to play games.

-beerpong champion.

-will bring out the karaoke machine. (in connies trunk just incase they need a spontaneous karaoke night. they have to have two mics bc she hogs one.)

-was dragged into mikasas sorority, stayed bc they have weekly meetings with provided food.

-is a country girl, will wear cowgirl boots in class.

-living her hannah montana fantasy.

hange

-incredibly studious.

-asks so many questions

-never satisfies with the answers

-took over a lecture once when they thought the prof wasn't doing a good enough job explaining the topic.

-brings poppers to parties

-blackout every time.

-never late for class though.

-like mikasa, never had a hangover. (thinks they're a myth)

-takes the mass amt of courses in a semester. tried to fight that they could do more.

-threatened dean once.

levi

-4.0 gpa.

-does not try.

-naturally smart as fuck

-will get a job in whatever field he wants.

-got high with connie once. (saw a roach and swore to never go back)

-dd. (not that he wants to, just everyone starts drinking as soon as they get there. fuck slow down.)

-makes sure everyone is safe, but will document everything they do and hold it over their heads.

-got pissed at eren and locked him outside in winter. forgot about him.

-thought he killed him and had to defrost him in the car for two hours before he dropped him off at home.

-gaslit eren into thinking it didn't happen.

-will take everyone thought he dt before he drops them off. will never use his card though bc the drunk fucks don't pay back.

zeke

-was really smart in college, but aint in uni anymore but still goes to the parties.

-dad friend

-will provide snacks

-dont ask abt his life

-he will cry abt it and ruin the mood.

-one time him and eren started talking abt their dad and shit got really heated. they ghosted each other for a month.

-has bitches, one for everyday of the week if he wanted.

-flirts with professors but will actually fuck them (since he's not a student anymore of course)

-rumour that he fucked the dean. (will not confirm or deny)

[starflyfarm]

(hmgh the inbox is empty n im kinda bored so have sum incoherent thoughts n ideas abt lou under the cut)

(i think ive mentioned a few times tht lou likes singing but that is admittedly an understatement. he loves singing. he hears a song he knos the lyrics to and he feels incredibly compelled to sing tho his lack of confidence stops him in public spaces. u may hear a bit of humming when no ones paying attention to him tho)

(going off that there are certain kindsa songs he likes singing more than others, think its been mentioned that he likes higher energy music generally speaking so naturally thats the kinda music he likes to sing to but he REALLY likes songs he can just belt to it feels so satisfying to him. he is surprisingly good at adele songs)

(he cannot sing really rough throaty songs to save his life tho like just thinkin abt it makes his throat hurt. he likes a fair bit of metal and screamo n stuff but his voice is just too smooth to sing it. smooth but lightly textured. like vanilla icecream w the lil vanilla beans n stuff still in it. hes also not very good at whistling)

(hes mostly a tenor but he does have a pretty decent range and his falsetto is p decent tho it does hurt his throat)

(its also been mentioned that hes alright at guitar but i like 2 thnk inbetween whatever actual lessons he took the very first songs he taught himself were probably sum very embarrassing sappy little love songs w simple chords. u kno how it is when ur a repressed gay teenager)

(idk how any of yall read his voice but generally he talks kinda quietly, very much not a very loud or present person, which is good for not getting caught committing crimes but not very good for socializing as he has discovered.)

(his semi soft voice is decently reflective of his physical characteristics too, i think i mentioned like once that his hair is very thick and soft, but his skin is also p soft with the exception of some scars here and there)

(speaking of his more notable scars are a burn scar on his right forearm from when he was really young, no one remembers exactly how he got it but it had something to do with a kitchen accident, and sum cut scars on his left shoulder from shortly after he’d moved out of his mom’s house. he also has various minor scars on his hands and wrists from handling/playing with cats and getting into the occasional knife fight back in the city as well as a very small scar on his upper lip from a time a dog bit his face when he was young)

(u might not guess it but he is incredibly clumsy and does not have the best spatial awareness when it comes to like. objects. he does fine not crashing into people but hes probably bumped into a lamp post at least once)

(idk if its ever come across but he also does lots of hand gestures when hes talking. snapping his fingers or shaking his hands when hes tryna think trying to illustrate what hes talking about with vague motions. he does a lot of shit w his hands in general, tapping fingers on surfaces drumming his hands on his legs, doin peace signs n finger guns and playing with his fingers/clothes mindlessly)

(hes also the kinda person who has an idle animation™ when hes not distracted by talking to someone or just paying attention to something he’ll probably rock back n forth on his feet or bobbing up and down probably to the rhythm of a song stuck in his head or something, speaking of songs, again, humming is a thing he does too)

(if u read the previous 2 points and thought “that sounds like stimming” ur exactly right)

(he stumbles over his words a bunch when hes excited, even if hes trying to keep his cool stumbling and stuttering are some of the most tell tale signs of him being excited tho it also happens when hes anxious or flustered. id say it applies to strong emotions in general but it absolutely does not apply to stuff like when hes real angry or sad)

(when hes real angry or sad his speech tends to actually be much more concise, he’ll speak slower and take time to really consider his words. when he’s angry both his expression and the words he chooses have the potential to cut like a hot knife thru soft butter, and when he’s sad hes more considering his words to try and keep from bringing the person hes talking to down)

(ive drawn him with a sketchbook a couple times but he probably has a journal with some writing in it too, nothing serious just thoughts he has sometimes phrased with flowery words but its not like. super amazing poetry or anything. hes no elliott)

(speaking of sketchbooks he absolutely draws his friends from time to time. hes incredibly embarrassed by it and hed never show anyone but he does it. a lot of his doodles are accompanied by lil thoughts and comments he has while makin em)

(back when he worked for joja i like to think he was like a phone operator for like. the joja help line or smth which is an oxymoron and he probably spent most of his work day getting yelled at by ppl over the phone. he does not like talking on the phone. much prefers texting)

(idk how clear ive made it on the blog but he absolutely hates morris. morris is probably the only person in town who hes like physically threatened. morris has thusly elected to avoid fucking with him as much as physically possible)

(i think its been mentioned he carries some kinda pocket knife on him at all times but he also likes to carry one a those novelty combs that looks n acts like a switchblade but its not. mostly just to fuck w ppl. pull out what looks like a switchblade then open it and hah uve been fooled it was a comb all along)

(speaking of combs bcus his hair is thick and wavy as mentioned before hes gotta take real good care of it or it gets. Unmanageable. when he was a teenager he didnt take care of it for a while n it got so long and tangled it broke like 2 combs it was awful)

(that in mind he is prone to getting wicked bed head. catch him when he first wakes up and its like a rat king was planted on his head)

(also did i mention he has several knives? pocket knives switchblades hes probably got a decorative dagger in a box somewhere, and ofc his monster fighting sword. he probably has a pair of brass knuckles somewhere too)

(its defintiely been hinted at more than a few times but lou is a huge foodie. he is always hungry and loves food but he cant stand mint or bitter tastes sometimes he has a hard time w sour stuff too. he likes spicy and savory/umami/w/e foods best, and while he does have a decent sweet tooth he can make himself sick off sugary stuff pretty easy especially w really dense sweets like fudgy brownies n shit)

(the reason hes not so good w mint and bitter things is cus his senses r very keen and bitter and mint are very unpleasant to his mouth and nose. theyre intense and stick around much longer than theyre welcome and it just feels bad ykno. this in mind he could not explain to u why he likes spicy stuff as much as he does)

(hes also really sensitive to like actual temperatures, especially heat. if it gets too hot and humid it can make him real nauseous n give him a migraine, hes better in the cold but even then it makes him really sneezy n sniffly. this is moderately ironic considering the previous point)

(jhjh im gonan stop here bcus this is getting super long but this is absolutely not all the stuff ive thought of. its mostly just the more lighthearted n mundane stuff that i could remember off the top of my head lmao)