#and the way they called his lil friend Sherry. and there's no way a literal child would get a codename so maybe they're not children at all.

[lesbianjodie]

Think about characters that the show tends to portray as innocent and chill but still 100% know Conan is Not who he pretends to be. Jodie should by now at least strongly suspect Conan is Shinichi. We have seen she's not a bad detective (in figuring out Akai faked his death), she knows Vermouth has stayed young for 20+ years and she heard her talking to Haibara at the docks, so she could probably do some research and put two and two together. Like by now she should know. Maybe she's just not addressing it to protect him?

And then there's Takagi. He doesn't have half the information Jodie does, but come on. After the "who are you" scene in the elevator???? Being answered he'll tell him in the afterlife and ending up not getting a reply???? And then moving on like nothing happened???? Like you gotta admit. Something weird must've happened inside his brain. How do you even justify that. "Maybe he's the spirit protector of cops incarnate I'd better do as he says and act natural lest he casts a Curse upon me" or some shit similar. Surely not Shinichi Kudo shrunk by a criminal organisation that would be too weird.

[bitchkay]

Can you do more modern Court Of Darkness headcannons?

Of course I love making modern AUs♡

Fenns nudes leaked but no one's surprised💀💀

His fans 100% have them screenshoted.

they're so pretty

Modern AU court of darkness princes are just rich lil pretty boys

This post explains my thought process... uhh ignore the last line😳😳

Rich boy Roy and his 18 foreign cars, his favorites the yellow Lamborghini Sherry's favorite's the blue Tesla, second's the hot pink BMW

Both Invidia siblings are models but Sherry's Instagram famous

No one believed Sherry was 5'1 and until she and Roy shared a magazine cover and she had to stand next to him💀

Rio drives a truck or like a van

Rio also knows how to fix cars but not a car guy by any means

Toa reads fanfiction.

Dia once wore the same hoodie for 4 days straight but no one noticed cus he always smells like weed

Rio is in college for culinary

Rio likes the atmosphere of fast food restaurants then fancy restaurants cus its alot more relaxed, theres so many varieties of people there, from children to adults, old people, school kids stopping by for lunch, young kids getting a treat from their parents, old couples sharing an ice cream cone, young couples sharing their fries, middle schoolers making tiktok by the window, more chaotic yes, but also more comfortable, especially those places with a play area for kids, Rio loves children so hearing kids laugh and play is always a good thing

Fenn can twerk in a way that would make Megan thee Stallion proud

Fenn is thin asf, how tf his ass move like that--

Aquia works part time in a flower shop

If Rio came to pick me up for a date in a range rover I'd fuck him in the backseat ON THE SPOT‼

Lance dosen't often get into bar fights but when he does he always wins unscathed

Rio would love Flintstones gummy vitamins

Knight is a gamer. He just is. Kenma tease-

Thoma works at a bakery☺️💞

Lynt smells like new born babies.

Toa got his highschool volunteer hours at a long term care home I did that--

The boys took Guy to the strip club for his birthday and he simply dosen't throw bills.

Gets one drink and pouts the whole night.

Says he had a great time.

Roy wears women's jeans cus he says they give him shape (roy doesn't have an ass yall😔👊🏽💔)

Knight sleeps with a stuffed panda at night, if anyone comes over Pandi gets stuffed into the closet

Yes the bears name is Pandi.

He has a little hat with a blue feather.

Knight goes to the gym with Rio♡

I love that mental image☺️

Rio goes so much attention from women but yk its Rio so he's like 'omg new friends☺️'

You'd think he was a player the amount of numbers he's got in his phone💀

Knight and Thoma frequently play video games together

Graysons everyones designated driver

Literally everyone has him on speed dial when they go out drinking

Fenn would usually have a big party for his birthday but instead he wasn't feeling it so him and Violet got a cosco cake and some nachos and to this day that was his favorite and best birthday ever

Grayson works as a hostess at a fancy restaurant, specifically a hostess

Every now and then he has women throwing themselves at him(cus he's hot🤨) and he simply freezes, stiffens up dosen't know what to do, 'please stop flirting with me so I can show you to your table😰😰'

Sherry has a YouTube channel and she has a segment called 'cooking for my brother' where she cooks various things for Roy to try

You'd think she'd learn after Roy gets the stomach flu.

Sometimes you gotta wonder if she knows she can't cook and wants to poison him💀💀

Her viewers love when Roy's on her channel cus they all have a crush on him, they all beg him to make his own channel

Fenn and Guy hooked up one time when wine drunk (specifically wine drunk) and they don't act like it didn't happen but they don't explicitly talk about it, but every now and then Fenn's like 'OMG remember when we had sex🤣🤣' and everytime Guy like fucking chokes him but quickly remembers Fenn's into that

Fenn in a strip club but he's the one stripping.

He doesn't work there btw

All the princey rich boys having modeled at one point each some how end up on the cover of a monthly issued magazine 7 months in a row

Example, say Roy got March's issue, Fenn's on April's issue, Lance May, Rio June, so on and so forth

They don't find out until they each get a copy of the magazine

They'd be really hot on a magazine🔥

This has been in my drafts for 5 days???????

[sherrygrysn]

— ❝ wait is that WINONA RYDER ? or is that SHERYL “SHERRY” GRAYSON who arrived in las vegas FORTY THREE YEARS ago? SHE is a FORTY THREE year old. last time i checked they were a PEDIATRICIAN. rumour has it they’re very WARMHEARTED and very PERTURBED. the FEMALE reminds me of HEART OF GLASS BY BLONDIE. { — em, 21+, est, she/her }

ahaha...aye, it’s your girl -- uhhh chaotic af em coming in hot with my THIRD muse? y’all please don’t pop off on me i just want to live out my winona fantasies before i have to go to georgia for two week training. anyway, here’s a lil mess of her backstory:

Sheryl Grayson…DOCTOR GRAYSON, to you – but the people who know her personally call her Sherry. yes, like the song.

Sherry was born and raised in Las Vegas. Her home life was just fine but her parents were never too loving. They barely even loved each other – or maybe it was the birth of a child that strained the relationship…Sherry doesn’t question it anymore. her parents died of old age and their daughter never really shed a tear. they weren’t a very emotional family, you see.

School was strange for the woman. she never truly belonged to a certain or specific crowd. she was well-known and almost considered popular but she was quite the braniac so she didn’t fit in much with that clique. always sociable though, she was kind to whomever was kind to her – if they weren’t, that was a different story. she can hurt feelings if she’s pushed to the edge...but basically she was mostly a loner apart from a couple friends here and there.

high school brought her a first love. michael johnson from the boxing team. something no one really saw coming until it happened one day, out of the blue after bumping into one another outside of school and hitting it off. no surprise to anyone when they married fresh out of high school.

mikey and sherry unfortunately didn’t last (shocker) and divorced after 11 years together. guy was a douche.

she always wanted to have a child and was never able to because mikey was infertile. it never bothered her and she still chose to stay with him until she couldn’t any longer.

if anything, she felt freed because right after their divorce, sherry could officially call herself a doctor. a pediatrician, to be exact.

she does regular family physician shit too at times so there’s a good chance this could be used as a connection.

sherry never had much time for relationships. she went on dates here and there whenever she had the time but she was only ever able to connect with anyone on an emotional level until she started working with an old high school friend, john, who also worked at the hospital.

the two dated for a few years until one horrible night when john was supposed to return to sherry’s home after a late shift and never showed up. he was missing for three days until he was found dead in his car along a bank. he was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time.

sherry was a wreck for months. it made her come up with this conclusion that she was a plague when it came to romance and that nothing would ever work out.

after taking a leave of absence from work for a while, she was able to finally start accepting maybe they would never find out what happened and she needed to move on so she got off her ass and went back to work

the police didn’t look too much into his death after a while and it ran cold but one day sherry started connecting dots to an infamous mafia in las vegas. no one really believed her but she figured it could be because the town itself live in fear of the group. not to mention, they might be paying people off.

currently she’s become obsessed with the idea of figuring out what exactly happened to john carpenter. and she won’t rest until she finds out…well – on her days off. she’s kind of a workaholic.

sherry only relies on herself right now and she’s never truly had that family experience. she wants to, one day -- but she’s well aware at her age, that’s going to be fairly difficult. she still tries to keep a smile on her face despite anything she has to go through.

PERSONALITY: i made her very joyce byers-esque without the kids. highly generous, amicable and a tremendously benevolent wpman who would do almost anything to keep the people she cares about out of harm's way. she’s very driven and dedicated to her career as it’s the only thing she really has right now. she’s done a great job at becoming a completely different person than her parents were putting on display. she’s not afraid to show her love for someone or something. but she has a bite if she’s crossed. sherry will not allow anyone to take advantage of that kindness.

HOBBIES: committed plant mom...she loves to garden, cooking (when she has the time), smokes -- a lot to cope with the anxiety, drinks on occasion and definitely cannot handle that alcohol, she likes to have fun and it could be doing literally anything

CONNECTIONS: ex husband (wc soon), folks who know her from around town, patients, neighbors....literally anything.

[tellywoodtrash]

suno chanda ep 2 lb

soooooooooo i missed my “deadline” (again.) but that’s nothing new around here. you guys are used to my bs by now. my net was being fucky (thanks monsoons!) so i just went the fuck to sleep last night.

ANYWAY, ONWARDS!!!!!!

was jiya under the impression that arsal WANTED to be married to her or something? itne gusse se yeh sab ISKO kyun suna rahi ho?

btw, doesn’t iqra look like nargis fakhri had a baby with ileana d’cruz?

now there’s the plot for main tera hero 2. ALLLLL THE PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!

i love how excited and happy arsal gets every time they agree on something.

haaye bechaara, he just wants to make love, not war.

PAHAADI BAKRA!!!! FIRST INSTANCE OF MY FAV INSULT!

“tumne APNI shakal dekhi hai kabhi? jo gusse se naak phulaati ho, toh mirgi ka daura pad jaaye dekhne waale ko!”

haaaye laanat hai tumpe arsal. she’s so pretty!

lmao what’s a “pao bola”?????? 

kekekek i love this idiot boy’s face.

“yehi! yehi tumhari buri aadat hai! har cheez mein jo jaanwaron ko ghused deti ho!!!!!!!!!!!!” lolololol ok guess it’s some kinda animal

yeah i see why ppl were saying that iqra was a little EXTRA in the initial eps. still love her tho, and i think it just goes with the kinda character jiya is.

“toh aisi zehreeli baatein sunke, tum pehli fursat mein... MARR KYUN NAHI JAATE??????”

god grant me the ability to be this savage.

hahahaha dekho kaise poori tarah se chaabi lagaake bhej rahi hai apna kaam karwaane ke liye.

also, her lil typical desi head nod as she sends him off. too cute.

jamshed and his nonsense bandook, pffft.

idk about you guys, but i have neverrr ever once been able to take jamshed seriously when he threatens to beat up arsal. arsal looks like he can just give one stern look of his and jamshed would be cowering behind shanno. lbr the only one here who can control puttarjee is his amma.

“aaja puttar aaa, phenti khaa.” i love how she invites arsal to his doom so casually every single time.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. IDIOT. abbaji ko bandook sang dekh saari hawa nikal gayi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAHANA’S ISHAAREBAAZI. WHY IS EVERY DESI MOM LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahahahahaha look at him slinking back to her side.

and she too knows him sooooo well. that smug expression of hers was in place waaay before he even sat down.

pffffffffffffft. overconfidenceeeeeeee ki hadh.

look at the way she’s marching towards the room, my tiny little toofaan!

lol the way she literally checks on her head for seengh.

she’s so dramatic, i love it!!!!!

lmaooooooo HIS smugass smileeeeee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NOISE HE MAKES AS HE MOCKS HER WITH THE EYE-TO-EYE GESTURE, I’M DYING. what a pettyasssssss...... 

“badiiiii phon-phaan karti gayi thi.” lmaooooooooo

wait wow, masooma was anti-arsal in the start?!?!?!?!?!? 10 ep mein toh aapko shehzaada dikhne lagta hai woh!!!!

and jalal phupa was ok with him, but anti-jiya! wow, how things changed!!!!!!

NAIK SEERAT, AUR KINZA? KHUDA KA KHAUF KAREIN, JALAL MIYAAN!

lol awww, jalal phupa just wants some lovin’.

god kinza, do you not have any apps on your phone to pass the time? some temple run? twitter? at least candy crush? matlab, kuch aur bhi hobbies develop karo, har waqt is ek bande ki photo hi dekhti rehti ho.

am i supposed to feel bad for her? i don’t. dafa ho, you meesni.

lmao the ammas don’t give one single fuck about these two’s ~~~~angst.

SHANNO’S FACE BE LIKE “BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS WAY?????? AND YOU PUT THAT FINGER DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU.”

arsal/jiya, you should call your impertinent declarations “wedding cake”, coz in 30 days, YOU’RE GONNA BE EATING THEM.

bijaan is so amazingly petty towards masooma’s sasuraal lol.

bijaan too, like us, never gave a shit about kinza. kuch bhi kaho, bijaan insaan ko parakhti badi sahi hain. 

OMG SHERRY’S DAD’S NAME IS MUNAWAR. MEANING SHERRY’S NAME IS SHEHERYAR MUNAWAR.

damn bijaan the grudge is stronggggggggg.

SHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOU CUTIEEEEEEEEEEE.

aw man, it’s so nice to see arsal and sherry be friendly towards each other.

haaye why’d they have to break up the BROtp like that tho.

huma truly is a saint to put up with the hellion that is jiya. so aggro!

GOD HUMA IS SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY COULDN’T SHE BE ENDGAME FOR SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT HER SHE’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF RASMALAI (SWEET AND SQUISHY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh i really feel aghaji’s frustration. nothing i hate more than ppl who come obstruct the tv. wtf you think you made of, glass???? SAAMNE SE HATT BEWAKOOF INSAAN!!!!!

“crown mahal” for taj mahal. god sherry, you are SUCHHHHH a burger bachcha!

so much aapas ki rishtedaari ki sherry bhi confuse ki aghaji shanno ke khaalu hain ya phupa. 

UGH HE’S SO CUTE. *kisses screen*

lol sherry ka bhi nickname chanda hai kya? dikhta bhi chand jaisa hi hai. *kisses screen some more*

“bin bulaaye toh allah miyaan ke paas bhi nahi jaonga main, shaadi toh door ki baat hai!” waaaaah, what tadi, what swag.

lmaooooo such typical desi shaadi invitation list - humne unko yeh diya tha, ab humari lene ki baari!

my god masooma and her idhar udhar ke ainvayii ke jhagde, khatam hi nahi hote!

gotta respect jalal for calling out bijaan’s pettyness tho.

haha shahana’s meethi churi waali smile at jalal.

idhar shahana ki nautanki shuru. god this family is so damn Extra.

lo, nawa katta khul gaya. card pe naam chaapne ka.

i am nazaakat. too much fuckery, mera bhi bp shoot kar raha hai.

LOOK AT THIS SAHABZAADA JUST SITTING WAITING FOR HIS ROTIS.

AADHE SE ZYAADA EPISODE HO GAYA, MERA GOLUUUUUUU KAHAN HAI?????

lmao arsal is truly his mother’s son in terms of shadin’ on ppl.

pfffffffft arsal, if you think she’s going to get jealous at some other chick’s ROTI MAKING SKILLZ, you really don’t know her at all.

lmao she was legit just stealing a roti OFF HIS SIDE PLATE. hadhhhhh hai jiya!

arsal’s so used to these threats of violence, he doesn’t even bother retorting.

i love how she just replies to him without even fucking blinking. telling him to piss off is as natural as breathing to her!

GOLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“lo! aa gaya tumhara matka bhai! laaya hoga tumhare jaisi koi manhoos khabr!” lololololololol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE: JIYA’S “JAAN CHOOTI!” RELIEF, ARSAL’S INSTANT “YA ALLAH TERA SHUKR HAI!!!!”, JIYA’S LIL SLAP AND HIM QUICKLY CHECKING ON KINZA, WHO BTW HAS SEEN ALL OF ITTTTTT.

lmao arsal’s 300% insincere “so sad!” fucking idiot.

hahahahahahaha, in the end our girl got what SHE wanted - the rotis.

“baap itne jaldi kyun marr jaate hain????” OMFG MASOOMA

adorable fucking idiots.

“haaye jalal miyaan, toh kya main maut ke kuwein mein motorcycle chalaake khush karoon?” lmao bijaan’s examples are the bestttttttt

“kudi te munde da naam katwaake tussi doweyaan da naam likhaa diye?”

lololololol phupa’s face. (and jamshed’s face!!!!!!!!!)

“koi akheeri beghairat aadmi hai jalal phupa!” “haan. bikul tumhari tarah. koi izzat-e-nafz hi nahi hai!”

lmao ek bhi mauka nahi chodti. sach mein bijaan ki hi potttiii hai.

naak like eiffel tower isn’t really an insult tho? everyone wants a nice, straight nose like that!

lmao she called him a daddu tho.

shanno is us. fangirling hard.

is ghar mein SABKO hi BP hai kya?

waise hairaani ki baat hai bhi nahi. harkatein toh ek ek ki aisi hi hain, ki jo bhi dekhein, bp high ho hi jaaye.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEIR LAUNDRY WAALE MASLE, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh, is kinza ne toh kasam le rakhi hai, istiri kar kar ke biwi banne ka. hattttt manhoos, kitna bhi karle, nahi milne waala tujhe!

lol arsal being like you’re too polite to be related to us badtameez ppl.

EPISODE 2 MEIN HI THIS MEESNI HAS STARTED HER TACTICS. GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH.

ugh arsal, badhaawaa na do!

and god kinza you dumbass, he’s just using you. as his ainvayiiiii ka “yes man” and dhoban.

le, yeh paagal itne mein hi itnaaaaaaaa khush hai. bewakoof beghairat ladki.

lol did he make the shower excuse just to get kinza out of his room???? he’s sitting here in the same pehle waala outfit now.

this pattern waala passcode thing is the most BS thing ever. it’s the easiest way to get into someone’s phone. you just have to observe them unlocking their phone ONCE. why ppl keep using it is beyond me.

lol shaitaani message bheja bhi, toh itnaaa shareeef.

arsal ko golu ki pitaayi kiye bina khaana hazam nahi hota. (god why are boys like thisssssssssssssss)

DUMBASS, SO BAD AT SPYING

OHNOE! CHAANTA! BUT WHY????????????!

oh ho jiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kabhi toh ungli mat kiya karo!

haaye bechaare ko ainvayi jhaapad khaana pada. *rubs his cheek*

“DURRR FITTEH MOOH AISE JAZBAATON KA!” lol shanno, maybe take some of your own advice also.

“insaani tareekh mein aisa zaalim, aisa jabir baap kisi ka nahi hai, jitna mera hai!”

ok that’s a bit much betaji.

lol at him side-eying his friend’s roohafza tho. ladka is halal!max.

obligatory dialogue about i may have lived outside but i still gots me sanskaar!!!!!!

or as they put it here, “khaandaani riwayatein”.

lol his animated retelling.

so sherry and aghaji are supposedly in london, but those bags are most definitely for outlets in the middle east.

“by god, itni waahiyat cheap story maine aaj tak nahi suni! jiya ne mere totay udaa diye, maine uska dupatta jala diya..... tum dono ne koi insaano waali harkat ki hai aaj tak?”

lel, this friend (yasir?) is all of us.

lololololol golu’s face.

“kya kar logi itna padhkar? aakhir mein wohi haandi-chulha hota hai.”

ok 0.3 seconds of feeling bad for kinza, that she’s been conditioned to never want more in life.

i love how she says LSE mein admission leti, as if baaju ke kiraane ki dukaan se chai ki patti khareedne jaisa easy ho.

kinza toh just wants to get jiya out of the way. tu chup kar, meesni!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaand no doubt, golu’s been paid to drop this little tidbit of info in front of jiya?