#and then Dick is just… freaking tf out in the background

[borathae]

Oh not the the mv taekook cockwarming. Why do I see it so well? More than oc. Given how kookie likes being SUBBY with taehyung more than oc perhaps. Like imagine him squirming so bad because he's SOOO stuffed by that giant cock that even not moving it tickles every corner in his ass and prostate and even moaning sends vibrations that makes tae cock feel unbearably huge and then I'd let you decide if taehyung will degrade kook or praise him both are heavenly options considering how fucking filthy tae mouth is, what do you think would fit better?

And imagine Jungkook involuntarily says something cute during cockwarming like idc maybe a little sentimental " i love your eyes Taehyung" or something hot "please never leave my ass unstretched ever again please always stretch me with your cock baby" and Taehyung would just start oozing precum inside him while trying to gain composure

Also where do you see this cockwarming sesh happening? Imagine like if it was a regular thing, like during movie night or when taehyung is painting, or idk like something that taehyung does that when Jungkook sees automatically goes to pull his dick out and sit like it's not even hidden anymore it's an agreement

Bonus points if taehyung starts playing with Jungkook s slit with his finger tips, like ONLY THE DICK TIP WITH ONLY FINGERTIPS, like teasing it so much that Jungkook by the end of the session is squirting everywhere, he can't even know if it's cum piss or squirts but he's just releasing everything unable to stop because only taehyung and Taehyung only can let him be filthy dirty unhinged slutty sex freak like taehyung would probably even praise him for pissing

I need you to CALM TF DOWN anonie 🥴

THE BONUS POINTS MADE ME FUCKING COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO HOT FADSFJADSJFJ I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING INTELLIGENT THERE ARE NO COHERENT THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN JUST

I'd let you decide if taehyung will degrade kook or praise him both are heavenly options considering how fucking filthy tae mouth is, what do you think would fit better?

I FEEL LIKE (sorry I gotta stop yelling) I feel like Tae would both praise and degrade fjadfja he'd be all like "there you go, you are taking me so well" as he sits Kook down on him and then he'd follow it up with a "of course you're taking me so, you are such a good little slut." JFAJDFJA

And imagine Jungkook involuntarily says something cute during cockwarming like idc maybe a little sentimental " i love your eyes Taehyung"

yes!! This is so mv!kook coded hahaha he'd definitely say something mushy when he's all dicked up NFNADFN

something hot "please never leave my ass unstretched ever again please always stretch me with your cock baby" and Taehyung would just start oozing precum inside him while trying to gain composure

BRUH FNDSNFNAS TAE ALMOST LOSING COMPOSURE IS MAKING ME WEAK FNADFN imagine he'd give just one little thrust which makes both of them moan and pull each other even closer fndsnf

Also where do you see this cockwarming sesh happening? Imagine like if it was a regular thing, like during movie night or when taehyung is painting, or idk like something that taehyung does that when Jungkook sees automatically goes to pull his dick out and sit like it's not even hidden anymore it's an agreement

Y E S THIS!! FUCKCK listen. LISTEN!! the first thing I thought of was "when Tae's painting" boNUS POINTS if Tae pointed Koo all nude beforehand and then gets too excited that he asks him to "come over here and sit on my cock. You think you can just get me hard? Take care of the problem. Now" and Koo is all like "yes okay🥺" and warms his cock as Tae works on shading the background JFADJFA

[anotheranimestan]

Spicy Headcannons

18+!!

Suna, Iwa, Oikawa, Kageyama, Atsumu, Kyotani, Kuroo, Tsuki, Ushijima, Terushima, Aone, Kenma, Ennoshita, Coach Ukai, Tadashi

Head empty except spicy hq hcs 🤤

Suna— rejection kink!! Imma say it again. Reject his ass and his dick will be hard. He’s so used to girls simping over him that he wants to feel like you just slapped him across the face when he hits on you. Loves to watch you strut away from him so he can peep that ass in those jeans, knowing damn well he’s about to chase it (but he acts like he couldn’t care less. Fucking liar). Enjoys some light degrading so when he does actually manage to get you to ride him it’s all the more satisfying.

Iwaizumi— not big on sappy pda like hand holding or pet names (in public!) but is definitely territorial about you in the subtlest ways. Will stand behind you to block other guys views of that 🍑, will sit you on his lap when he senses other guys looking at you, will call you over from across the room just so other guys know you respond to his call (then he murmurs something super fucking cute in your ear as a reward)

Oikawa— is all about the show and gets off on showing you off to other guys. Loves to see you walking around with confidence being the star of the show knowing he’s the guy who managed to pull you. Does not mind if you dress super provocative, and doesn’t even mind watching you flirt with other guys because he’s gonna be simping right along with them (he’s literally obsessed with you) But you better be ready to be moaning HIS name all night long to make up for it. Praise kink going both ways here.

Kageyama— is so oblivious to your advances but is lowkey super horny. So if you surprise him by feeling him up out of nowhere or start kissing on his ears (in public pls) he’s going to get so flustered and doesn’t know what to do with his super obvious boner now! 😩 he’s so embarrassed and needs you to take care of what you did because he doesn’t know how to get rid of it. It’s like his vision blacks out and he can only focus on rubbing up against you literally. He doesn’t ask for much...just make him feel good.

Atsumu— he’s such a piece of shit he cannot let you win anything on him. If you challenge him at anything (games, volleyball, drinking, etc) he’s going to get riled up. But he gets really turned on when you beat him in whatever it is and start teasing him about it. Gloat on his ass. He’s half impressed but is gonna be so frustrated about losing to you that he NEEDS to make up for it by topping you immediately and making you admit it too. He’s wants to hear you SAY it. He won. He’s the best. Moan it in his ear.

Kyotani— this man’s sex drive is damn near animalistic. When he gets turned on by you it’s aggressive. And it’s at the littlest things. You bent over to pick something up? Big mistake. Now his dick is hard and he NEEDS you to take care of it for him. Now. He literally can’t think of anything else. Will try to convince you do it even if you’re in public. Gets really turned on by you scolding him (especially when he starts getting really rowdy) so that makes it even worse. But once you give into him he’s gonna pound you in that dressing room because he cannot get enough of you it’s ridiculous.

Kuroo— mans is a simp for intelligent girls and you can’t tell me otherwise. He’s gonna ask you to study with him but then he’s gonna be adjusting himself while you’re explaining something sounding smart asl. Will definitely try to distract you from doing work so he can put himself into that beautifully smart mouth of yours. Can’t focus on anything school related until he’s had you...whether it’s in his dorm room or in the back of the library.

Tsuki— secretly enjoys watching other guys try to hit on you, loves watching you reject them, LOVES giving them smug looks in the background. Will talk shit about them the whole ride home and definitely will make you tell him all the reasons why you’re his bitch and not theirs later that night while he’s inside you....with details. Cite your sources too.

Ushijima— super visual. Likes to watch you every second. Likes to see him going in and out of you. If you swallow this man’s cum...he is going feral. Will rev him up for like 3 more rounds. Loves to see you licking it off your lips while making eye contact (likes that you have to crane your neck to look up at him too) ALSO has a breeding kink. The idea of making superstar athletes while he’s cumming inside of you......better watch out. He will give you a baby. Into recording just so he can watch you taking him when you’re not around to do the real thing.

Terushima— cat and mouse game. Period. Except plot twists make HIM feel like the mouse. Mans is lowkey super into girls that make him feel like the prey. YOU cat called HIM!? He’s obsessed. He’s going to immediately start chasing you back but dick is throbbing at the sound of you teasing him. Secretly wants you to boss him around, but at the end of the day.....he’s still cumming on YOUR face (hahahah)

Aone— not kinky. But will literally go weak if you tell him what you want to do to him when you get home or vice versa. Whispering into his ear in public and he’s going to freak out. Looking at you like “yes please” give you an excited little head nod with wide eyes. And will follow you around until it’s time to go. Mans is so sweet in bed too. Innocent but packing.

Kenma— is all about head. Giving and receiving. Absolutely cannot control himself when you go down on him. His usual facade is gone and he’s moaning and squirming like crazy under your control. He likes watching you drag your tongue around on it. Gripping. The. Sheets. Is shy about going down on you because one time you said he looked pretty from that angle. But loves making you feel good. His name sounds pretty coming off your lips.

Ennoshita— also not kinky but sis.....physical therapist Ennoshita knows how to stretch you tf out. He will give you private lessons just so he can move you around and kiss your neck while he’s got you bent in all kinds of positions. Is normally super sweet and sensual but not afraid to get rough with you from time to time😳 especially when you start acting up during sessions!

Ukai— has the dirtiest mind. Could be sitting at dinner with your parents and will be staring at you thinking about shoving your face into a pillow and wrapping you around his dick. 🤦‍♀️ makes his own dick hard just thinking about you. And acts like it’s your fault!!! Safe to say he often is begging you to leave functions early with him. And if you say no he’s going to start acting up and he doesn’t care who’s watching!!

Tadashi— mans has a costume kink. Knee high kink. Wearing his clothes kink. Basically loves to see you in cute outfits. Will be literally cumming in his pants if you surprise him. Has a mental shut down and will just be drooling watching you as you go down on him. But once he comes to he cannot shut up with praises and kissing every inch of your body. Is a giver. HUGE giver. Gets off on hearing you enjoying yourself.

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[gonemechaniic]

𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐬

    「 @dragcnlxrd​ 」

17. What makes you insecure about your own writing?

I often compare my writing style to others. I worry that my content isn’t “pretty” enough or that my posts aren’t fluid enough with the #aesthetic. I mean there’s people that can write fucking poetry and I look at my reply and get those “TF is this shit?!” kinda vibes sometimes. ._.

18. What is one thing you’d wish to see more in the rp community?

Honesty... I remember when this whole experience wasn’t such a huge deal. When aesthetics were just your personal vibe without a there being a lingering thought you had to impress people in order for them to even acknowledge you. When people were just coming together to share a common love for something. 

But then there’s the toxicity that comes with and more times than not it’s for no reason or just some petty bs. You get people purposely shutting out others. Not because they’re the toxic ones, not over some cataclysmic wrongdoing, but over something like “well they have a *insert minuscule, unimportant hc detail* that i don’t really care for” just dumb things like that. I just miss the community being a COMMUNITY.

... so that. XDD I wanna see more of that welcoming aspect. I know it’s there in little pockets but it seems to diminish more and more whenever the loud pretentious people try to dictate what’s #cool 

19. Who is an author that inspires you?

Neil Gaiman tbh. I remember the first time I read Sandman and just. freaking. WOW. I was hooked to almost everything ever since. Legit one of the reasons I have an Ankh tramp stamp is because of the Death graphic novels. XD

20. Do you need music/noise to write or do you prefer silence?

I do need something in the background at least, but if it’s the t.v I can get distracted. I mostly turn to music, either my muse's or ship playlist, lo-fi tunes, or even a cinematic OST. I can’t do silence sometimes unless it’s in those moments where I get a random idea or plot point I have to jot down. 

22. Are there any red roleplay flags for you that make you back off immediately?

Not tagging nsfw images or just no tagging in general. No rules anywhere, or if I legit have to deep dive search for the link... c’mon now. Openly and often participating in petty drama or the before mentioned pretentious, nose in the air, stick up the bum quality. Basically anything that violates my own ‘don’t be a dick’ rule.

[jean----ralphio]

BoB liveblog ep 3

Feelings. I’m having them.

Episode 3: Carentan, but I’m renaming it my heart hurts because this ep is so heavy but also I’m happy cos the best thing possible happens AKA the return of Rich

00:01 THE MUSIC. UGH. WHISKEY STAT.

03:02 These men, I can’t, stop doing this to me Tom Hanks, I feel personally attacked by the pain

03:18 My husband has just informed me I shouldn’t drink while doing these liveblogs because it’s “unhealthy” and “dangerous” and “please stop drinking my whiskey and crying about Gabriel from Supernatural.” First of all, he’s fucking lucky I’m not filing for divorce. Secondly, I need to cope SOMEHOW! “Yes, but I really don’t think alcohol is the best choice as a coping mechanism.” WRONG ALCOHOL IS THE ONLY CHOICE.

03:46 Blithe! Whatcha doing baby?

03:55 Shifty! My angel son is here!

04:21 Real talk, the first thing I ever saw Marc Warren in was this hot as fuck movie with Lee Williams, I’ll google it hang on. OK it’s called ‘No night is too long’, its based off a book. Marc Warren plays this hot professor and Lee Williams is a uni student and the sex scene montage is seared in my memory forever, and there’s a kiss in elevator and it is something else. That’s all I remember when I see Marc. His character in it was super intense and kinda scary, so it’s funny to see him playing Blithe, who is baby.

05:17 Aw Shift, my little angel baby son

05:32 Perco! <3

05:41 Lieb I’ve missed you <3 Luz <3

06:11 Oh Blithe, sweetie.

06:38 Like. He’s functioning. But he’s also not functioning. Same tbh

06:58 Harrrrryyyy <3

07:18 “No talking, no smoking, and no playing grab-fanny with the guy in front of you, Luz!” Iconic.

08:01 “And another thing to remember, boys, flies spread disease! So keep yours closed!” Oh Luz, never change

08:15 Love these few seconds, the fire and the water and the silhouettes

09:11 What do you mean again! How many times have you lost them, Harry?!

09:44 Yay the husbands are here. I’ve missed them. BUT YOU KNOW WHO I MISS THE MOST? RICH. WHERE IS HE?

10:40 You’re the yokel, sweetie

10:50 It’s OK, baby Blithe!

11:02 Look, Dad and his husband are here, you’re safe

11:27 Ugh that scene

12:00 I don’t like this, Dick

12:35 “WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO!”

               “I HAVE NO IDEA!”

               Iconic.

12:45 Move, boys! Listen to Dad!

13:11 BABY NO DON’T TAKE YOUR HELMET OFF!

13:31 Angel son, be careful

13:45 God how do they even know where to shoot?

14:08 Shifty! I said be careful!

14:09 God he’s good

14:23 No baby!

14:40 That was boss, random dude. Tipper?

14:50 Angel son

15:01 Boys. God.

15:40 Was that necessary?

15:41 Well, it led to that boss scene for one, I guess. Iconic.

15:57 Naw, Luz had a feeling <3 And he was right!

16:08 Leave them, baby

16:46 Buck lmao

16:57 Sweetie it’s OK! Oh no, baby ☹

17:10 Roe <3

17:18 Me too, babe

17:38 Ah, Lip! Speirs, come save him!

17:53 Lol poor Lip! Oh no, not the goods!

18:01 I’m happy for you, and Speirs, lmao

18:39 Yeah, you show that outhouse, Tip. It was looking shady as fuck to be fair

18:48 Oh fuck.

18:56 This bit though, the distorted sound… fuck

19:25 Oh Lieb <3

19:35 Lieb, you always try to pretend you don’t care and that you’re badass but you’re not fooling me <3

19:44 Baby, no, wtf are you doing?

19:53 IT’S RICH! OH THANK FUCK! I’VE BEEN SO FUCKING WORRIED. I’M SO PHYSICALLY RELEIEVED LMAO

20:02 My heart

20:27 God

20:34 Where tf did you find that horse?!

20:50 You named him fat boy??

21:02 Oh, honey. I can’t make jokes. It’s a stressful time for us all, me especially, due to the lack of Rich.

21:06 Nix. No.

21:10 Husbands <3

21:14 Baby! Nix go back and help.

21:23 He’s like ugh tf I don’t have time for this! Mood

21:34 This is the first time we hear Roe speak <3

21:43 Listen to him, Dick!

21:45 Hey Buck

22:22 Lord, thank you for Shane’s face.

22:31 Roe’s like wtf you gonna do?

22:55 Baby don’t cry!

23:32 You didn’t let anyone down! It’s OK!

23:43 Oh Dick called him son, I can’t

23:57 Dad healing vibes.

24:11 Dick is legit a Dad now. Is this how the adoption process works?

24:41 Roe is like tf just happened

24:53 RICH! RICH!!!! <3

24:59 Ew

25:05 Don’t touch it, Rich, yucky.

25:21 Oh God. Terrifying.

25:22 Riiiiich, I’ve missed you so much

25:30 Speirs just wants to get back to killing ASAP

25:37 Terrifying. Pretty. But terrifying.

25:41 Mood, Penk

25:56 Riiiich <3 He looks so golden in the sunlight <3

25:58 Paused here a while. His face is beneficial to my health and well-being, OK? Also, third whiskey

26:04 RIIICCH <3 He’s such a wind up. He’s so pretty and golden! Look at his eyes and his little lock of hair and his stubble, I can’t even.

26:17 I can’t. His eyes. Even in the shade you can see they’re so pretty <3

26:36 So much Rich content. I’m so happy.

26:59 Lord. I love Rich. But Matthew is a freaking fox.

27:10 *happy sigh*

27:20 Rich’s hair is so blonde here

27:28 Rich stop throwing things at people!

27:37 Blithe is still a wee bit batshit, but he’s still the only voice of reason in this little party, which is concerning.

28:19 LMAO LUZ “Oh Jesus Christ, Frank, I don’t know, until they tell us to stop.” He’s always such a mood.

28:38 Hoob looks like he needs a bath.

29:02 Move, babies, move

29:38 That day-night transition tho

29:52 Hey Johnny

30:02 Mood

30:07 Harry. Stop. Cute.

30:30 Johnny, I’m not sure I appreciate your little “You can count on ME sir” as if Harry can’t count on Blithe! Don’t be rude.

30:33 Harry! Fucking fall on him why don’t you!

31:06 Tell that to Ross

31:34 Dad’s here

32:37 Oh Harry

32:38 “War is hell” You little shit! Iconic

33:08 Oh God

33:21 Roe <3 He got there quick! I feel like he doesn’t sleep, that he just hangs around in the back waiting to run in and save people <3

33:27 Oh, baby ☹

33:32 Blithe, it’s OK. He looks so scared!

33:55 Johnny, I have several things to say to you. Number 1, how dare you look so hot in this lighting. Number 2, don’t be so freaking lazy! Number 3, leave poor Blithe alone! He is having a Difficult Time. God Johnny is so unimpressed with him tho.

34:35 I would be more scared to run into Speirs, rather than the enemy. He is more terrifying tbh.

34:46 So. Intimidating.

34:54 Nervous? Yes, case in point.

35:01 Oh Christ here we go. Welcome to the Speirs is batshit and murder-hungry show.

35:27 Lol at Johnny suddenly waking up cos he heard gossip

35:40 Goodnight Johnny ‘Unimpressed’ Martin ILY

36:06 Don’t kill him, please

36:33 GDI Speirs

36:53 Literally no one else wants to be like that, Speirs, just you.

37:58 God

38:33 I need to see Rich. I feel like he was back in that field with Malark but I couldn’t make him out properly and I am now Upset.

38:52 Dick is so boss.

39:18 Oh, baby, oh dear

39:42 Ugh, oh no

40:02 Noooo don’t abandon Easy

40:22 Dad’s here, it’s OK

40:57 Dick get down from up there, you’ll get hit

42:08 Lol at Harry

43:18 RICH

43:48 Nix just chillin with his binoculars on his hill the whole time

44:20 Naw Rich just got back with the ammo and now the party is over

45:05 Oh

45:29 I got chills, the way he just disappears

48:11 So touching

48:46 Harry’s not happy

48:57 lol they’re all like nope, don’t make eye contact

48:58 Aw Blithe levelled up, plus 1 courage

49:00 No, not my angel son, you leave him back where it’s safe Harry

49:28 Aw, Harry’s smile <3

49:59 Nix don’t be so crass

51:00 ROE <3

51:28 Aw Harry, it’s not your fault

51:52 I love this. Harry and Dick in the shade, the boys all chillin in the sun. It feels peaceful and like they’re getting some rest, but like it’s not comfortable. Both legit because they’re lying about on rocks and rubble, and like the general mood and tension. It’s not safe yet, and the environment reflects that and this show, I can’t with this fucking masterpiece of a show sometimes I swear

52:25 “That’s why I came to France. To please General Taylor.” Another zinger from Harry! Give me one line of his that is not iconic and I will give you my firstborn

53:34 Oh Blithe <3

53:56 Aw Malark <3

54:15 Dorks

54:53 RICH

55:14 Lol at Malark stealing Rich’s cigarette

55:19 Oh Lord, the way Dick’s face falls. God, that look. Also do you two husbands need to be that close? No, but please continue.

55:27 Babe <3

55:37 Aw the Dad club assembling is never good. Fun’s over.

55:44 Laughing Rich is all I need in this world

56:00 Bill stop groping him, that’s Roe’s job

56:04 Rich <3

56:13 Aw Babe has a new friend

56:16 Rich in the background <3

56:28 Oh Lip

56:31 That’s sweet of you Smokey

56:49 Lip <3

57:02 RICH’S FACE OMG

57:25 Poor Lip, having to do this.

57:29 RICH

57:36 OMG it’s an actual woman

57:48 Good on you Malark

58:07 Cute

58:17 So sweet

58:32 Oh God, this scene. It’s actually a little surprising she’s not figuring it out on her own

58:37 Oh, his face

58:57 Scott does such a beautiful job in this scene, portraying the emotion without much dialogue, not quite meeting her eyes when he should because he’s trying to hide his shock and sadness

59:40 Oh Blithe.

In conclusion I am happy and sad. It’s a very confusing time. 

[punkcryptids]

LIFE IS STRANGE 2 EPISODE 3

okay, so throughout the recent life is strange games i have made posts such as this one; I would make a bullet-point list of my ideas and thoughts of the game, certain little lines or details and shit. i did this for the farewell episode, i think before the storm (at least one of the episodes), and captain spirit. i tried to do this for life is strange 2, but Tumblr fucking killed itself when i tried, like i even restarted the fucking episode to redo it. so i don't think ive done these for life is strange 2, but honestly they're a lot of fun to rant out my opinions of the game and the little details and shit so, without further ado, here's this -spoiler full- little list.

also, little sidenote: i had no clue this was supposed to come out, i heard jack shit about it so like, the day after it was released i saw an article, googled it, and fucking died and felt so stupid. so anyways. let's begin.

*spoilers ahead, ill tag the post too but smh once got anon hate over this shit*

ok just to start this off, the little like "last time on life is strange" refresher is really nice and unique and i fucking love it still

the wolf drawings v cute

not game related but this fucking incense im burning is floating across the screen and it's so fucking ominous

ALSO NOT GAME RELATED BUT FUCKIN MY HEADPHONES GIVING OUT

why the fuck is Chris a racoon

okay now game points for the a c t u a l fucking game??

ok this fuckin music fuckin kicking

ok i like the choice to start this episode with like a flashback, i really like that choice (also three bullet points in a row i start with "ok" v original)

yo sean wanna give me that weed bag? could use some brother skksks

fuck Daniel his room nice af

honestly the instant thought when Daniel came into Sean's room was that he was stealing his weed? cause I could've sworn that's where it was in the first episode

i love his dad sksksk

i hate that fucking toy okay, it's awful

ok low-key, i hate kids and if i Sean I'd be so annoyed? because like he came into Sean's room when he's been told not to, and like snuck in there, and then lied about Sean hitting him (bc I didn't hit him) and then as soon as Sean goes to apologize he's like "get out" like u little hypocritical shit hhhh. love Daniel but it's fuckin annoying

"and don't touch my stuff" (comes into Sean's room and touches shit)

LITERALLY FUCKING TOOK HIS WATCH BUT "don't touch my stuff"

Sean is a dick to Daniel sometimes but like he still acted like a good brother in the end and i would've been pissed so like good on Sean lmao

JESUS FUCK HIS HAIR

*inhales* AAAAAAAA

love the drawing of the deer smoking

wonder why they got kicked off the ranch

bRO A WEED FARM FUCK HIT ME UP SEAN WHAT U DOIN

i want a fucking joint Jesus Christ Sean fucking share? rude ass

ok so ur shirtless

good doggie

accidentally trapped the dog whoopsies

american grafitti

"fuckin ranch of hell AVOID" what the fuck happened there?

i like penny, he seems cool af

Daniel's fucking hair yikes

also why the hell he being a dick to us for? why the fuck it so hostile?

I like Finn too

"it was my turn" you had been throwing them?? for the entire morning wHY IS HE FUCKIN MAD AT US??

YOU FUCKING USED YOUR POWERS SO I WOULD MISS WHAT THE FUCK

NO FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE YOU JUST FUCKING THREW ME

Daniel is pissing me off I s2g

why is asking about the watch a "big choice"

oh okay so finn replaced sean and now daniel is just a little fucking asshole about it

big Joe big angry

he just fuckin hit her head what the fuck hell yeah I'll intervene fuck you??

why does he want to talk to me what the fuck did i do

okay if Daniel loses us this job i will fight him

am i really trimming weed rn i dont think y'all understand how much my stoner ass is jealous

uh? random ass glitch of flying scissors

okay whatever sounds effects are in the background of talking with Finn sound like lis 1 music and im freaked

if we get caught while training I'm murdering someone

new emo daniel

that music is fucking intense

"im not a kid anymore" I'm gonna fucking hit this kid I s2g

pass me the BONG

"how come you can and i can't" YOURE NINE DANIEL GODDAMN WAIT A COUPLE YEARS

I GET TO HIT THE BONG

ok Sean, you had one like mediocre bong hit and like two hits from that joint like you should not be that high. high screen is cool tho

ALSO HE DIDNT CLEAR IT THERE WAS STILL SMOKE

someone pass me more weed

I have taken 3 drinks of this beer and Sean cannot see anyone but the guy he's focusing on

i wanna stay with these guys ffs I don't want to go to mexico

fuckin daniel, hhh i feel bad that I didn't go with him but i wanna have fun :(

edgy boi now

IM ABOUT TO GET IN SO MUCH SHIT FUCK

this song is a bop tf

i feel like they haven't had as much copyrighted music in this season

nice work montage

i wish there was an option to say I'd buy Daniel some food that he wants :/ I get we have to save but fuck :/ trying to win big brother points and game won't let me

thank u Merrill im glad ur not mad at me uwu

DANIEL I SWEAR TO GOD

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

DID HE JUST

don't punch out finn i love him

why is Daniel showing him his powers like i get he threw the thing at big Joe but why this necessary,,,

can we give Daniel a haircut now like im sorry but his fuckin hair

FINN YOU CANNOT USE DANIEL TO BREAK INTO SHIT

they like took 1 drink of that beer and it was done what

you cannot fucking use daniel if they make me i will feel like shit

gimmie tattoo

ok ik I should probably say "wolf" bc of the symbolism throughout the game but like fuckin surprise me Cassidy

what is with this episode and fuckin nudity

i can literally see her nipple under the water wtf u good

I didn't talk to anyone else, just Finn and then fucked Cassidy so ya know

fucking finn are you fucking serious

shut the fuck up stop trying to convince me shit

fuck you I didn't fucking do this

fuck you finn

and you got him fucking shot you fucking proud? hm? fucking dick.

ok so Cassidy is still here, and Finn, and Merrill, and I swear to God, if fucking Daniel left us I will fucking

THERE'S A FUCKING GLASS SHARD IN MY FUCKING EYE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

okay so uh this episode? not my favorite. at all. especially because the choices didn't fucking matter. the "big" choices are supposed to fucking matter but they didn't and that really kinda pisses me off. and idk. i didn't care for this episode but like :/ time to wait till august

[a-piece-of-meme-trash-blog]

okay the dan and phil hiatus is fucking killing me

i am so trash for even making this. okay lets do a tumblr rant.

First of all, let me just say i completely respect dan’s choice to take a break.

Part of me is being optimistic while the other part of me is completely dying inside. Everytime phil uploads a little late, i panic and immediately think that he is going into hiatus too. but then when he does upload i drop everything and instantly watch his videos lol. but it has been 10 months and i don’t know how long i will survive. tbh if ihad been doing youtube for 10 years, i would probably get a little bit bored and maybe want to try to something new with it.

Also Dan’s Aprils fool joke killed me. for those of you who dont know what it is, it was a tweet saying “i’m uploading”.  and when i saw it i freaked out and totally forgot that it was april 1. the following tweet was in a thread. it said, “when i am ready. thank you all for your continued support.” and even though i was devastated, he did say that he will upload in the future. he may have not meant it and only said it for the joke but if you need some hope to anchor onto. there you go.

also don’t be disrespectful to dan and phil. its just fucking rude. don’t stalk them or keep asking them about it bc they probably won’t answer. let dan take a break. and don’t be rude to phil or talk bad about his new videos. he is trying his best to keep the phandom together so don’t be a dick.

i also want to talk about phils merch. some people didnt like it and that is fine as long as you are not mean about it but personally i think it actually looked pretty good. i have to admit though, it was a bit expensive. it was £30 for a shirt. tbh a lot of dnp’s merch is quite expensive and i’m broke so...

i don’t blame them for getting bored of the gaming channel even though i loved it. it could get a little bit tiring and boring to force yourself to play a game on camera over two hundred times.i feel like they were kind of burned out at that point. but i still wish they would do videos together.

plus its okay if you are slowly drifting to other fandoms. by no means, do you owe anything. dnp are content creators and when that content goes away or is different, its only natural to get a little bit bored. personally i dont think i will ever leave the fandom but i am finding some new fandoms to keep myself occupied during the hiatus and that is fine. i am also branching out and discovering new youtubers even though dnp are still definitely my favourite. and if the hiatus was over, i would probably scream at the wall in excitement for 10 minutes then go back to only watching dnp.

also why tf are people getting mad at phil for changing his background. sure the bedsheets were iconic but its really not that big of a deal. 

the state of the phandom is currently the clique in the hiatus. we’re all trying to be optimistic but at the same time we’re all like, “it’s been another day and dan still hasn’t uploaded. each day is closer to death.”

anyways, i may be sad but i completely respect dans choice to take a break.

holy shit i typed a lot.

[serene-serein]

Save Yourself, Don’t Watch Death Note

I documented my thoughts while watching the new Death Note movie so...here you go.

1. Music is nice 2. Tf is this opening scene 3. ....the quiz ?????? 4. edgy hair and all 5. Typical misunderstood girl 6. THE CIG?????? 7. what's with the dramatic wind???? did no one else see the book?? (1:37:26) 8. random hard rain???? 9. Bullies wtf 10. the girl 11. light WTF (1:36:34) 12. he sounds like an 8 year old 13. he acts like an 8 year old 14. Mia lied cuz she a ho 15. Light shut up UR SO EDGY!!! (1:35:21) 16. HIS MOM??? SHOULDNT BE DEAD?? 17. okay principal is a dick but tbh it's an edgy movie what did I expect 18. he still likes her why 19. detention?????? 20. he looks so gross 21. HE ACTS GROSS WTH (1:34:12) 22. the book looks gross 23. EW CREEPY TONGUE LICK 24. why r u reading it out loud 25. the book has been used?? why?? what?? 26. also there should be lines 27. RYUK??? BBY?????? he didn't try to scare him  in reality unmmmm what 28. "Hello?" @ monster (1:32:55) 29. RYUK LOOKS COOL DUDE 30. screaming omg I'm dead kill me 31. THE SCREAMING (1:32:14) 32. u fuckin child 33. APPLE! 34. cool voice 35. more screaming 36. AND THEN HES FINE????????? 37. "I'm asleep" stereotype 38. I love Ryuk babe 39. but what'd they do to him 40. LIGHT'S FACEEEEE IM DED (1:30:47) 41. bullies aren't like that um 42. so now Ryuk is the bad guy? 43. "I don't have a pen" 44. why does Ryuk have a pen 45. WHY IS LIGHT LISTENING 46. um wtf 47. DECAPITATION??????? 48. "Watch" IM 49. HIS FACE (1:29:02) 50. decapitated by a ladder 51. GORE IS OFF THE CHARTS 52. and then Ryuk is like "k now here lemme accept it" 53. WHAT (1:28:15) 54. apparently his dad is a drunk and they live in a trailer 55.  Light is apathetic towards the bully dying and so is the dad 56. "death of someone? meh. cheating? OH DEAR GAWD" 57. edgy kid and so disrespectful (1:26:53) 58. ......what is this family ??? 59. Light is so disrespectful and the dad doesn't even care 60. edgy music 61. A P P L E 62. what, u gonna kill ur daddy? 63. "Don't trust Rie-uk" NOT HOW U SAY IT 64. monster in the closet ;) (1:25:06) 65. let's play with the creature in the closet! 66. human hand 67. fast eating 68. screaming again 69. "Ree-you-k" a so much better 70. casually talking (1:24:13) 71. what is this... 72. "UR FINGERS R HUGE" WHAAAAT [funny line tho cuz that’d be me] 73. "No shark attacks while someone's on the toilet" admittedly funny 74. they act as if this is a casual occurrence 75. IGNORES RULES AND WARNINGS AND DECIDES TO KILL OKAY YEAH SURE (1:22:45) 76. "Gotta get mummy's killer" oh give me a break 77. Of course he's gorging himself 78. *from earlier* light didn't care about the bully dying for more than two seconds 79. that's..such an improbable way to die (1:21:10) 80. bad hiding 81. Light is so bad at hiding 82. "Ur ma was a hippie" oh okay that explains his name 83. UM LIGHT WTF UR SO BAD AT ACTING 84. EVERYONE IS BAD AT ACTING KMS 85. fuckin Ryuk 86. I like his face tho is cool (1:19:43) 87. openly uses book in school 88. "Kenny was a sociopath... i wish id seen it" 89. Mia is a bitch 90. they're awkward 91. she's so weird 92. BAD ACTING ABOUT IT 93. "Can't tell you" "k bye" "U WANNA KNOW?" (1:17:54) 94. she doesn't see Ryuk 95. "Ur poetry sucks" funny 96. HIS FUCKING FACE WHEN SHE SEEs IT 97. "I have a death god" and she S M I L E S and then just stays cuz it's so normal 98. "Lemme kill someone to prove to you" (1:16:27) 99. same school thing okay that's fine 100. why wouldn't the police just shoot him 101. Hit by a truck and that's not how it....I'm..what 102. "I killed him" BITCH RUN 103. he's a sociopath. simple 104. she doesn't care (1:14:55) 105. okay so he has an easy excuse. mommy issues 106. "Think I'm crazy?" "No, not crazy enough. we could change the world" 107. sneaking into the house together what 108. why am I spending time watching this 109. STOP KISSING PLS 110. "YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK" Oh okay so no consent? sure fine totally (1:13:40) 111. and they have sex okay sure 112. HIS FACE IS WHAT 113. creepy relationship 114. kissing while killing 115. Asian guy killed 116. laughing at it 117. THEY made up the name? oh hell no (1:12:08) 118. OH MY GOD "killer in Japanese so they'll look on the wrong continent" 119. laughing at it all 120. riots for him????? I can't even tbh 121. Kira is suddenly a good guy for everyone okay sure whatever u ass 122. HEY IS IT L HEY HEY 123. "Tokyo nightclub" YOU ASSES (1:10:00) 124. hey it's my boy L yo 125. he looks stupid snooping around the scene 126. bad acting 127. L is cool ig 128. I'm so confused what is this 129. very very bad acting 130. ....THE SINGING!!!!! 131. and somehow L falls asleep to it (1:07:48) 132. obvious green screen 133. Light is so obvious 134. "Is there a complaint department if I don't like one of Kira's choices" I like the dad he's funny 135. dad ig looks similar in a whitewashed way 136. all the papers on the ground and "eat shit" cuz that's normal 137. the screen wasn't even in a phone call okay 138. Watari never showed his face (1:04:57) 139. why is his dad so rude 140. no voice changer 141. he's so messy what 142. candy obsession 143. thanks for the true to anime sitting that's good 144. HOW DO YOU KNOW SEATTLE? 145. oh first kill? (1:03:49) 146. and now she's manipulative 147. "It's not like that" How do you know?? 148. not bad representation of L 149. you can't tell his age go away 150. ice cream pfft 151. "REST YOUR GLUTES" Funny 152. how did the police miss that (1:01:14) 153. why would you trust Light's dad then 154. speaking with Kira okay that's actually realistic 155. L never, and I mean NEVER, showed his face publicly 156. does light have nothing better to do 157. "He's a coward" Oh yeah do it 158. Ryuk I love you (59:17) 159. Ryuk laughing ily 160. okay so you got it light that sure okay fine 161. "THEN, James, ID BE DEAD" I love him 162. funny scene 163. why is Light sneaking downstairs You're so Obvious 164. SO OBVIOUS WTH 165. ...how is his dad so...oblivious 166. irony 167. ...more obviousness wth (56:53) 168. "A particularly bright kid" no he obviously isn't 169. stalker is obvious 170. and she's the manipulater okay 171. "Care-a" 172. SASSY LIGHT WOOT 173. she's a bitch 174. she's going to write in it isn't she 175. probably took it 176. she's a bitch okay (54:39) 177. *from earlier* why'd they change the if you touch the note thing 178. oh so the heart attack thing is back 179. agent franks is being controlled 180. L is shocked sureeeeeeeee not how he is tbh 181. what's this pop music I like it 182. inappropriate timing tho 183. and they walk off the building I'm screaming okay whatever 184. in Japan? what 185. screaming about the death note in school 186. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS HER 187. Ryuk is so sassy 188. okay so Ryuk’s killing them? Jesus that's not how it works 189. you can't kill a god of death idiot 190. what's with the name thing (51:37) 191. she's so demented 192. his dad already what is going on 193. she's insane and wanting to kill his dad.... 194. SHES TRYING TO GET HIM TO KILL HIS DAD?!?! 195. Mia what the actual fuck 196. L isn't bad 197. his dad is ready to die? (49:22) 198. is he going to kill his dad cuz I feel like he is 199. what's with L's old phone? 200. okay so he's figured out who Kira is 201. what's with the sleeping? 202. I love how Ryuk is in the book Light is reading 203. casual approaching 204. HIS SITTING L I like you 205. confronting him... 206. LIGHT IS SASSY 207. why is Ryuk like this I wonder (46:53) 208. cool lighting tho 209. giving himself away 210. face shown 211. why are they fighting 212. "I dont even carry a gun, it's distracting" best line 213. L is actually cool 214. light is fucking insane 215. no one notices the fighting 216. ew here SHE is again 217. push her into the mud she's ugly 218. "I'm a cheerleader. nothing mattered before you" best excuse 219. "I love you" I'm.. (44:16) 220. ew ew ew ew ew they're so gross 221. you need his full name um 222. not going to kill Watari 223. only 1 name able to be burned okay 224. creepy monk orphan 225. CREEPY MONK ORPHANAGE 226. why is Watari listening 227. Mia go away pls 228. L doesn't think this is weird with Watari? (41:18) 229. the tattoo is cool behind L’s ear but why is it there 230. I like L actually 231. he freaks out? unlike his character  232. top hat 233. casual L 234. so obvious um 235. girl isn't even gone and now they're talking 236. unlike L's character (39:21) 237. she's still there 238. Police brutality UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 239. CHOKE HOLD?! 240. THREATENING TO KILL L!!! 241. UM LIGHT WHAT THE FUCK 242. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK 243. AND HIS FUCKING FATHER???? (38:18) 244. pfft Ryuk 245. "Is there anything I need to know" he would 100% support Kira 246. L in the background 247. completely calm after this ???? 248. did they not look into the girl 249. why is Watari singing 250. Light is so obvious 251. THE TOPHATTT 252. Watari is probs going to die (35:41) 253. CREEPY ORPHANAGE 254. ghostly panting???????????? [subtitles] 255. Ryuk can't..I'm ...what 256. this is actually a cult tho 257. secret tunnel okay yes 258. what's with the weird music (34:12) 259. why is L so strung out 260. awkwardly morose 261. homecoming awkwardness 262. TOP HAT 263. middle fingers wouldn't be allowed 264. rat 265. I bet Watari is going to die. Light will probably be too late to/forget to burn the page 266. what happened to the monks? why did they leave the papers? plot hole 267. top hat 268. frosted tips like [ex’s name] 269. "Normal people scare me" the worst thing yet (31:32) 270. called it. Watari is dead 271. I don't get what the page 272. ohh to burn his name 273. she's fucking creepy and weird 274. and Light doesn't really care 275. top hat (29:21) 276. and then hugging 277. she's insane..... 278. "I saved you again" I'm screaming 279. ....what the actually hell is wrong with her. LIGHT FUCKING DUMP HER 280. I absolutely hate her 281. why is she able to write in it 282. ...and of course she killed him 283. she's insane, like actually completely insane (27:35) 284. What's with all the rules thing 285. I ACTUALLY HATE HER WHAT THE HELL 286. Ryuk wouldn't let this happen he isn't a bad guy 287. L is now even more insane and going to kill Light 288. inappropriate music 289. Light's ugly running (26:19) 290. why didn't he burn his own page 291. why didn't he put her in there towards the end so she couldn't see it 292. Plot holes 293. WRITE HER FING NAME (24:50) 294. did he leave the book 295. L is coming for you bitch also he can't drive so 296. inappropriate music and close ups 297. L is cool lol look @ his awesome running 298. ohhhh he's cool (23:22) 299. parkour 300. Light's running is like not pressing the correct buttons on a quick time 301. L's running is awesome 302. nice lighting tbh 303. KILL HIM KILL HIM (21:50) 304. "Lord Kira" kill me 305. is this supposed to be a romantic scene when she wrote his name in the book? 306. he's carrying a gun like literally what 307. he should kill her (20:30) 308. KILL HER KILL HER 309. inappropriate music 310. "Lets run away together" 311. she's insane and still smiling 312. he probs wrote her name (19:28) 313. probs pushes him out 314. oh look @ Ryuk 315. OH YESSSSSS HE KILLED HER OH YES 316. his reasoning 317. "You said you loved me I thought you wouldn't take it" you moron (18:17) 318. why would you take it back 319. did she already burn his page? 320. why is Ryuk involved 321. shouldn't they both die? they're both in it 322. THE MUSIC IS BACK WHAT 323. the book why would you catch it 324. THE MUSIC IS SO INAPPROPRIATE IM SCREAMING (16:51) 325. oh there they go! bye bye b 326. I love Ryuk's smile 327. the slowmo 328. everyone's faces 329. the flowers exploding 330. is Light alive???? 331. is she??? 332. I'm confused tbh (16:02) 333. she's dead 334. L is still alive yay! 335. free death note page 336. omfg it burned no 337. Light is alive probs 🙄 338. who took the random book? (14:45) 339. more killings 340. apparently everyone hates L?? that's not how he was treated 341. Who is this guy that picked up the book 342. why would you give back the book (13:42) 343. such an obvious place to leave it 344. the phone screen isn't on a call 345. is he going to wake up 346. yes 347. oh and he keeps the book you weirdo 348. she was insane why is he sorry 349. his dad is ugly and gross go away (12:10) 350. WAIT PLOT HOLE he was supposed to be in a coma but his dad knocked. his dad wouldn’t know he’s awake? 351. Dad somehow doesn't care it was Light 352. L what are you doing 353. is his dad going to join in... oh no 354. why would you need to write all this down idek man 355. what is L doing..oh nvm wait why did he act surprised by this (9:07) 356. so now L is thrown off course? oh going to write Light's name? 357. do it son, pls do it he's ugly 358. inappropriate music 359. Ryuk laughing (7:30)