#and they mosey along to malum’s music mart (tm)
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maybe “see you in the cone” can be our always
#when are we getting a cars!au for 5sos?#ashton as lightning mcqueen#calum as sally#luke as mater#and—wait scratch that#calum as doc for the mustache purposes#michael as ramone#actually you know what? malum interchangeably as all the other characters#anyways anyways#lightning mcqueen ashton irwin as some racing hotshot stranded in some dessert city#when click clack (do boots make this noise against sand?) luke comes strolling up like howdy partner whatre you doing here#and like ashton being ashton obviously acclimated much nicer to the radiator springs vibes#i mean convince me otherwise seriously#but oh no ashton can’t do gigs cos his drumset is messed up#and luke’s like well well well do i know a guy?#and ashton ??? do you know a guy???#luke laughs ‘of course i do’#and they mosey along to malum’s music mart (tm)#no really that’s the name#it’s mmm for short because mmm do they have good music and mmm do they have good items for sale and mmm aren’t they h*t#michael’s like here’s our selection of drum heads#and then he shows them all the drum heads#and calum says we also sell guitars!#and he shows them all the guitars and ashton all oooooo ahhhhhh ooooo i love drums or whatever#and luke is like smirk smirk wink wink here’s their selection of drumsticks#and malum groan while ashton is ? is that a euphemism?#and luke’s like no that’s a pun and points to the freezer of ice cream (get it? haha luke’s hilarious i agree)#and eventually they have ashton ready to go but GASP#and ashton’s old band sucked so they form a new band and live happily ever after (i ran out of tags)#*i can’t believe i spelt it dessert not desert BYE
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