#and they’re definitely gonna watch chick flicks LMAO

[umemiyan]

@kannra21 you’ve been matched with… mammon & satoru gojo!

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[airanke]

and ♥ for Volita

Who thinks ridiculously extravagant gifts are the best and who prefers the heartfelt, sentimental gift?Okay so Amita usually goes for ridiculously extravagant but when it comes to Vol’jin she gets incredibly shy and incredibly sentimental. Vol’jin is real sentimental too. Their gifts to each other always have an underlying meaning (this is why I can’t wait to get to the whole gift-giving thing these two have going on in LO lawd).

Who won’t stop saying “I love you” and making big, goopy puppy eyes?Vol’jin because it gets Amita all flustered and stuttery and madly-blushing and honestly Vol’jin can’t get enough of THAT.

What’s the most extreme thing either would do for a kiss (or Klondike bar)?Escaped unnoticed in the middle of a meeting, donned inconspicuous armor, raced across Durotar while being hotly pursued by Rokhan (because SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP VOL’JIN IN CHECK), managed to escape Rokhan, made a bee-line for Rath’s bar, probably discovered Amita wasn’t there, had to shake Rokhan off AGAIN, made a bee-line for Amita’s house, slipped into the shadows under the door, gone to wherever Amita was, INTERRUPTED WHATEVER SHE WAS DOING, got his kiss from a very confused and very flustered Amita, and THEN IMMEDIATELY BOOKED IT BACK TO ORGRIMMAR. Vol’jin used Sneak Attack, Amita was confused??? Yeah. Something like that.

Who gets the obligatory cute stuffed animal?Amita does because of course Vol’jin would get her something like that.

Who would get a big bouquet of red roses?Vol’jin gets Amita WEARING the roses. She IS the bouquet. He takes his sweet time unwrapping and watering this rose *WINKWINK* watering, get it??? //BRICKED

Who would eat an entire box of Valentine’s chocolate?They share the box. Share the chocolates. Literally. The box is soon forgotten–

Who writes the really sappy, romantic poetry?Vol’jin somehow manages to NOT make them too sappy and Amita makes many attempts to return the favor.

Who actually likes those chalk-tasting hearts with cornball messages?Amita thinks they’re really cute, and leaves them on Vol’jin’s desk, to remind him of her love and supporT OF COURSE.

Who sneaks home early to put up candles and scatter rose petals everywhere in the name of ROMANCE?This really depends on who’s had the longer day. In most cases, it would be left up to Amita, but Vol’jin does it when he gets the chance.

Who is the wine connoisseur that insists on “only the best” for their meal?AMITA and Vol’jin trusts her judgement and they totally end up getting tipsy together.

Who believes that Valentine’s Day is a corporate, soulless Hallmark holiday but still secretly enjoys it anyway?Vol’jin knows it is this way (but the goblin business instead I forget what it’s called) but like Amita loves this holiday so he’s not gonna’ complain. At all.

Do they watch bad chick flicks or horror movies (any excuse for close cuddling)?VOL’JIN AND AMITA DO NOT NEED AN EXCUSE TO CUDDLE. HALF THE TIME THEY FORGET WHAT PERSONAL SPACE IS WHEN THEY’RE AROUND EACH OTHER.

Do they make reservations at the expensive, ritzy restaurant or prepare a home-cooked meal?Vol’jin makes Amita come out with him. Usually while he’s under some sort of disguise (I… have a disguise look for him in mind BUT I’VE YET TO DRAW IT LMAO). Not that Amita WON’T go somewhere with him when he’s NOT in a disguise but she’s a lot less nervous when they do.

Do they go to bed early or stay up all night?Stay up all night, as long as possible, talking about nothing and everything and casually touching each other before definitely sliding into–

Do they end up cuddling on the couch or heatedly making out?–heatedly making out, my dude.

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Crenny :)

THANK YOU ur the best, I love having an excuse 2 talk about Crenny. All these answers are gonna be unnecessarily long and detailed I’m srry these are my BOYS

who said i love you first? KENNY definitely. & Craig was really shocked & flustered at first but covered it up with some kinda sarcastic response like “okay” or “that’s nice” because he was scared to say it back, but eventually he starts to say it back when Kenny says it. Kenny knew the whole time that Craig loved him back tho bc he’s really good at reading him

who laughs when the other trips? both of them but Craig just kinda chuckles to himself and shakes his head & mutters “fuckin dumbass” under his breath, but when it happens to Craig, Kenny laughs rlly loudly and makes a huge deal about it because he loves to be obnoxious at every possible opportunity

who pays the bills? Both of them? Idk if I see them living together but if they did they would both put in an equal amount of work 

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Probably Kenny ! They both have kinda shitty experiences with holidays because their families both fight a lot, but Craig would probably pretend not to care that much and try to just ignore the holidays when they come around. But Kenny is more optimistic tbh he would probably always get Craig a present and try to cheer him up and get him in the Christmas Spirit™ and Craig pretends to be annoyed by it but really he appreciates the gesture a lot 

who’s more clumsy? Definitely Kenny. He can’t die so he’s always doing dumb reckless shit. Tbh I see him being a huge adrenaline junkie like he would probably start one of those YouTube channels where ppl film themselves doing rlly dumb elaborate stunts 

who checks their daily horoscope? Craig !! He’s really into astrology and Kenny doesn’t really believe in that kinda thing but he always listens to Craig when he goes on his nerdy rants about it and he always asks Craig to read him his horoscope too when he checks his every morning 

who sings louder in the car? KENNY. Craig is too embarrassed to sing and also he actually likes to listen to Kenny bc he has a really good voice. Craig is super gay for Kenny’s singing voice 

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Kenny bc he doesn’t pay attention ever 

who is more up to date in pop culture? KENNY definitely he’s always updating Craig on the latest celebrity drama that he couldn’t care less about 

who insists on going to see the newest movies? It depends on what kinda movie it is I guess. Craig would wanna see sci-fi and fantasy stuff, Kenny would probably go to see all the dumb chick flicks (but only ironically). Craig would probably enjoy taking Kenny out to the movies every once in a while & treating him to all the popcorn and candy he wants because he usually can’t afford to do that kinda thing 

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Surprisingly enough, Craig. He’s also one of those people who can watch a movie and be completely unaffected when a person dies but if an animal dies he fuckin’ loses it lmao like he would go into his room and get Stripe out of his cage and hug him and be like “I love you I’m glad ur not dead”   

who’s the lighter sleeper? Craig. Kenny is a super heavy sleeper he would sleep through the end of the world, probably. Meanwhile Craig wakes up every time Kenny causes the mattress to shift even slightly which is a problem because he tosses and turns a lot 

who believes in ghosts? Hmm that’s a tough one. I feel like Kenny would because he’s been one lmao, and Craig doesn’t want to believe in them because logically he knows that they probably aren’t real, but he still gets Spooked™ walking through graveyards or going down into the basement at night 

who does the grocery shopping? Idk they’re both fuckin’ lazy and wouldn’t wanna do it probably. I feel like Craig would end up having to do it tho because when Kenny goes he just gets a bunch of junk like snack cakes and sugary cereal, so Craig has to be the Responsible Adult™ and go buy healthy stuff that they can actually live on

who updates their facebook status more often? Craig, probably. He would post all the dumb updates that nobody cares about like “watching Star Wars with my guinea pig” or “just finished my homework, it was hard.” lmao

GOD this post ended up being so long lmao I’m so sorry

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you knew it was coming aLL OF THEM

*darth vader voice* NOOOOOOOOO

1. Favorite action film? Does Raiders of the Lost Ark count as action? If so that2. What movie(s) could you watch over and over and not get tired of? JURASSIC PARK I’ve watched it about a trillion times by now and the soundtrack’s been stuck in my head for like a month straight and even now I’m kinda like “hey I should watch it YET AGAIN”3. Any old school favorites (pre-70s)? I don’t even remember how many pre-70s movies I’ve seen I’m so sorry Belle I know I’m a disappointment to you4. Top 5 directors? Idek if I can name five directors lmao5. Favorite dead actor/actress? Alan Rickman was pretty great

6. Favorite movie from the 90’s? JURASSIC PARK (apologies in advance for how many times I’m going to answer that)7. Ever been/are you such a hardcore fan of an actor actress you watched/will watch any movie they were/will be in? I tried with Harrison Ford a few years back. Watched a handful of movies but didn’t even come close to all of his. I watched a bunch of things solely because Richard Armitage was in them. And as soon I find Diego Luna’s spanish movies with subtitles I’m watching those8. What movie are you looking forward to coming out the most? THE LAST JEDI9. Pixar or Dreamworks? I like both but am not a diehard fan of either?10. Favorite animated movie? Disney’s Atlantis11. Favorite musical? …I’m gonna be controversial here and say the 2004 Phantom of the Opera movie because it was my introduction to the wonderful world of musicals in general so... Ooh or does Dr. Horrible count?12. Are you against book-to-movie adaptations? In theory I’m all for them. It’s just that in practice they’re rarely good.13. Your guilty pleasure movie(s)? The Outsiders. It’s not very good (like, at all) but everyone’s just so pretty (and now younger than me… yikes)14. Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy? Robin Williams15. Favorite chick flick? Legally Blonde and/or She’s The Man. I don’t really watch chick flicks so those are the only ones I can really think of16. Ever watched a movie just because you heard the effects were awesome? No17. Favorite indie film? I don’t even know honestly18. Favorite movie heroine? Princess Leia, Marion Ravenwood, probably others that I can’t think of rn19. Favorite movie action hero? Indiana Jones obviously20. Ever read a book so you could understand the movie? Not to understand the movie, no, but I’ve read books after seeing the movie because I enjoyed it and wanted to know more, because movies always leave things out.21. Favorite kids movie? Atlantis, Mulan, why is my brain malfunctioning there are many more…. OH and I loved the first two Ice Age movies22. Favorite Disney movie? see previous question23. Favorite movie soundtrack? JURASSIC PARK. Also the Lord of the Rings trilogy24. Movie that makes you cry every time? Serenity, Rogue One, and LotR: Return of the King25. VHS, DVD, or Blu-ray? We only have a DVD player out of those so26. Best experience going to the movies? I have two. One was when my friend Nicole and I went to the opening night of the first Hobbit movie, and while the movie itself was… kind of a disappointment, to put it mildly, we had a great time poking sleep-deprived fun at it and attempting to sing Thorin’s ridiculous bass notes (I was sick so I could actually kind of do it). The other was Rogue One; I was… not in the best emotional state going into that, or coming out of it for that matter (can I really call it a “best” experience if I sobbed my way through the last 40 minutes? discuss) but at the same time you know how when a movie or character comes along at the exact right moment in your life? Yeah. That.27. Top 5 actors? Currently Harrison Ford, Richard Armitage, Diego Luna, Nathan Fillion, Hugh Laurie28. Top 5 actresses? (It’s a testament to the fact that most movies are very gender-imbalanced that I’m having a much harder time thinking of actresses than actors) Daisy Ridley, Catherine Tate, Carrie Fisher, Lauren Lopez, Kate Winslet?29. Movie you completely regret seeing? Trainspotting was… strange. And very very TMI. There was also this German movie about a restaurant owner’s misadventures that was just no get this away from me this is cringey and gross and also just utter nonsense. I think I liveblogged it on the OT actually. I had to keep pausing and watching it in small chunks because I just couldn’t handle the terribleness all at once.30. Movie you wish was never made? That German movie. Most sequels and remakes (none of the German movie exist though, thank god).31. Movie your parent showed you? My mom showed us The Great Race, a 60s comedy about an automobile race (I’m imagining that in Tony Curtis’s voice, heh) around the world, and it’s wacko and completely amazing. On the other side of the coin, my dad let me watch Bladerunner when I was way too young for it…32. Last movie you watched? Probably Rogue One33. An overrated movie? Groundhog Day. It was so stupid34. An underrated movie? Atlantis. It’s one of the least-well-known Disney movies, which is crazy because it’s completely amazing35. Favorite comedy movie? SPACEBALLS36. Movie quote you live by? Now I’m just thinking of Spaceballs quotes. None of those are particularly good life advice…37. Movie quote that will always make you laugh? The “everything that happens now, is happening now” “go back to then!” “when? now?” “now!” “I can’t” “why” “we missed it” “when” “just now.” “……when will then be now?” “SOON.” exchange from Spaceballs is PURE GOLD38. Film(s) you’ve watched on a date? Jurassic World. The movie sucked, but the date was fun. There was also one about a recovering heroin addict and his pet cat, which I should have taken as a sign that the dude I was with was not a good match for me. There were also plenty of movie/tv-show ‘dates’ outside of movie theaters.39. Favorite cult film? I don’t think it’s well-known enough to count as a cult film as such but it was on Mystery Science Theater 3000, so…. Teenagers From Outer Space, made in the fifties on an approximately $20 budget with no actual teenage actors. It’s…. it’s an experience in so-bad-it’s-good-ness. Cannot recommend highly enough.40. Directors you’d like to see work together? I don’t pay attention to these things I’m sorry I don’t know41. Actors you’d like to see work together? Everyone from the BBC already has worked together42. Films you wanted to watch, but never got around to watching? Pretty much any so-called classic film you can think of43. Favorite teen movie? It was more elementary school than teen, but The Lizzie McGuire Movie was pretty iconic. (Also I’ve seen a grand total of, like, three “teen movies” so)44. Top 5 favorite films? Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jurassic Park, LotR: Return of the King, can I count the entire Star Wars series as one, and Spaceballs. Such a wide repertoire I know45. Favorite superhero film? Uh….. Thor? Maybe….? That’s solely because of Hemsworth’s and Hiddleston’s faces though. Maybe Guardians of the Galaxy?46. Favorite cop film? The Fugitive isn’t a cop movie but Tommy Lee Jones was a great cop in it so that? (I can’t even think of any cop movies I’m sorry)47. Favorite road trip film? The Great Race, simply because it’s also the only one I can think of48. A disappointing film from your favorite actor? Diego Luna was not exactly a main character in Elysium but I still watched it solely because of him and then his extremely underdeveloped character was killed off halfway through to motivate Matt Damon and basically that movie was a dumpster fire. But, like, a really boring dumpster fire. I think I’d rather watch a literal dumpster fire, actually….49. A disappointing film from your favorite director? I wouldn’t say Peter Jackson is my favorite director my any means, but LotR was amazing and then The Hobbit movies happened and just… why…… why would you do this…..50. The first movie you ever remember watching in theaters? I don’t remember. Maybe one of the Ice Age movies?51. A movie that was better than the book? I wouldn’t say Jurassic Park was better than the book because it left out so much cool stuff, but I did actually like many of the changes they made. And I also saw it before reading the book so that probably helped my opinion of it quite a bit.52. Vin Diesel or Bruce Willis? Vin Diesel was the Iron Giant and Groot so him53. A movie that not many have heard of that you’ve seen? Nobody I know has heard of Teenagers From Outer Space. (How did I hear of it, you might ask? It was on tv at three in the morning and I was really really bored that night)54. A movie that changed the way you view the world? The LotR trilogy certainly changed the way I view New Zealand. I wanna go there.55. Favorite sci-fi movie? I know Star Wars is more space opera than actual sci-fi but I’m answering that anyway.56. Movie you completely nerd-out over every time it’s mentioned? Really any of my faves57. Movie that you’ve seen all the behind-the-scenes action for? Not all because there’s so damn much of it, but I’ve definitely watched a majority of the LotR behind the scenes stuff.58. Movie where your favorite actor was the only good part? Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights was absolutely AWFUL and I enjoyed it immensely, because tiny Diego Luna dancing and being otherwise adorable. That being said he was the only one that knew remotely what acting even was and the parts when he wasn’t onscreen were just… really bad. The script was also awful, but at least it was unpredictable (because it made no sense). At least it was the entertaining kind of dumpster fire.59. Movie from an actor you hate that was better than you expected? First I need to think of an actor I hate….60. Most visually stunning movie you’ve seen? LotR was just beginning-to-end scenery porn.61. A movie your parents introduced you to? Didn’t I already answer this62. Favorite genre? “Soft” sci-fi and/or space opera is usually a good bet. Alternately, anything at all involving archaeology. And if you combine them I’ll love you forever.63. Least favorite genre? Romance. I’d like an actual plot, please64. Comedy movie that you didn’t find funny? Most of the ones I’ve seen tbh65. Horror movie that didn’t scare you? Also most of them, but I rarely watch horror66. Favorite remake of an old movie? I can’t actually think of any where I’ve seen both the original and the remake67. A movie that started a passion for you? Jurassic Park. My dinosaur phase lasted into high school….68. A movie that sparked an interesting conversation? Also most of my faves. Though whether those conversations were interesting for the other person too remains up for debate.69. The main movie you remember from your childhood? Star Wars: A New Hope70. The first movie you saw on it’s opening night? The first Hobbit movie71. A move that made you ache for love. ? Is this asking for a movie that hurt because I loved it so much, or a movie that made me want to find love in my real life, or…? (I guess Rogue One for both? It was painful af and I really want a Cassian, so)

[stuckinreversemode]

Can you do these 3 - crush stories // your tumblr crushes // opinions

- this is gonna sound depressing, but i never really had a crush except when i was a kid, but not even that much so there are no cool stories lmao

- my tumblr crushes are probably @asilversnake because i just love her gifsets and @andreii-tarkovsky because one day i wanna watch as many films as he does, plus they’re so cool (there’s definitely more, but i thought about them now)

- just one opinion that i thought about it recently (because i’ve heard some nasty shit about me) is that sometimes you don’t have to watch 3-hour-oscar-nominee masterpieces to call yourself a lover of cinema, you know, sometimes you just need a lot of chick flicks to just chill and hey that’s fine