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[orcelito]

Sorry to my readers that I haven't been writing like at all this week. Somehow I have become the type of person that has a social life

[devilbunzz-moved]

Mornin lol

[tillman]

hello 1nce again , valentine, tis i, gaywainn, but liek, i wuz jsut comin in again 2 ask, like, my friend wnts 2 strt reading Arthurian stuff but she specifically jsut wnts to focus on lancelot n stuff? do u hve recs or anything for her, im liek rly new to it n yanked book of galehaut retold so i dunno where itd b gud for her to start 😳😔

o345uyr hell yea :-) this is my evolutionary niche ........ 

uhmm i mean yea the book of galehaut was my real investment into arthuriana i really love that book... its good. if u need a scan dm me this goes for anyone !

uhhh i think the next best place to start would be Lancelot and the hart with the white foot. its a dutch text and short but its so good... i adore this text maybe just cus i spent months hunting it down but i do love it to bits. it takes one of the most commonly used root stories and makes it about lancelot <3 so like poggers (heres a link to my scan of that) 

from there ...... i bully him a lot but chretien de troyes Knight of the Cart is one of his good works and honestly really fun (tw for suicide tho like please be careful of this bit. i feel like trigger warnings arent talked about a lot in regards to arthuriana but they are needed here. no one actually dies but its good to know). 

i have a link to the doc with all of his works, but i personally have a version on google docs to fix the main issue i have with that pdf (very low visibility, SUPER long paragraphs with no spaces) also i changed a few words i think . dont remember exactly. (heres my easier to read version) (heres the source) 

its a bit longer and more dense but i also really like lanzelet :-) itsss the german version of some of the older lancelot tales and its just kinda funney. lancelot gets married a bunch and then at the end just lives out his life with sebile . wlw/mlm solidarity u think . dm me for that one i dont have the source of the pdf on hand whoops

uhhhm from there there are the longer two works that include him (the vulgate cycle+its additions which arent worth it, and le morte d’arthur) 

the vulgate is hard to get but pm me i have the first bit scanned if youre interested. its long and goes into more depth about lancelot as a person than any of these. 

le morte is le morte. its kinda the most well known text and while on one hand i love it, you shouldnt read the full text first. i say this as someone whos read both versions, but keith baines has a shorter and more succinct rendition and makes it way more fun. if you do wanna read the original text go for it but its like 900 pages and most of it is a slog to get to the fun bits. 

we have. half a scan of baines but honestly ill sit down and do that this week and get teh full thing up if anyones interested. u can aslo find the full text on project gutenberg here. 

uhmmm other than that lancelot just kinda appears in other shit mostly without much involvement. i like him in Morien which is a short and sweet dutch tale, i like him in most the dutch tales really. the dutch are sooo good ill grab reys post on how to read those too. uhmmmmm hes in some renditions of the prose tristan which i think is funny, and hes in my personal favorite of those(/the only one ive read) the povest in which he and tristan r dumb homos. wait threes also Lancelot of the Laik but im ashamed to admit i havent read that one. i do have it on hand tho so hmu.  

for something more modern uhm the only modern author i trust is Richard Hovey (modern is being used loosely here). his short verses and his longer verse project on arthuriana are both just so beautiful. The last love of sir gawain i think is especially killer (:-)) but also Lancelot and Guenevere, a poem in dramas is literally maybe one of my favorite works ever. its nice. ill hunt down a copy if anyone asks. if not hovey, robinson’s Lancelot from 1921 is so beautiful it made me cry a lot. its longer but so . SO good. ive made a comic of a bit of that one too OIET$PWGJYH. 

anwaysy uhh i hope this helped i missed a few cys im about to head right back to bed but uhhmmmmmm yeas <3 always feel free toa sk for specific links some i have on hand just dont want to share in public fr whatever reason 

[cornflowercanine]

h  hellooo tumblr!! site. im uhh ummm feelll weird!! weird expeirecnes Beucase.

i go slepp in moring. nothing new here for the clove!! 7 am normal slep m tim.e. but uhh you ssee!! berrain. Brain do this s thing wher uhmm uhmmmmmm i go lay t sleepy at the 7 am and uhmm IT STAY FUCKGIHN WOEK!!!! for like.1!>!! hour? ?? ? iddk i dodnt checl lol.......no clcoks in my room aside from huuhmm umm laptop andd pc XD

and so that is  ....Uncofmfortabele.  and so ummm when i wake up!! uhm OH Oh btw i uhhh sleep for?? 12 hours now?????????????? normally i slep like.......6-8 hour............and it take me an hour to sleep. and then i SLEEP FOR 12 FUKCIGN HOUERS??????????????????????????????????????? any waay im umm hmm umm uhmmmmmmm uhhh OH OH OH!!! i uhhh sleep for 12 hours lol.....like...half of an entire day XD adnd umm then i wake up like Ahhhh morgnign. exxcept its 7 fufkcign pm and my rooom dark as ss hit lol catn Even see me own tittees. anaywy uhmm OH i wake up like ahhhh except its not ahhhh becaus e umm im tired as fuckg!! doespite having been aslep for 12 hours brain like Yea...We Can Do This More...Keep Sleep..........and i um??? nand then i go get breakfast and brain OOOOOOOOOOOGH.......SLEEEPYLYPYPYY!!!!! and imm am like WHY!!! and umm i stay sleepy for like. 2 hour? after i wake

uhhh  yea um yea!! thats um the uhhhh fuck i m say um tooo much fuck uhhhhh thats the post. I Go Sleepy Lay At 7 Am.   Brain Stay Woke for like....2 hour. I slepep 1 2 HWHOLE ENTIER FUCKGIN HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thern i wake up but brain go ye.a.......can sleep more.....uwu im so sleppy.................. and im a like !! ther ufkc!! why are you liek fthis!!!!!!

andd i l realizeds....just a bit aago.... uhmmmm that uhhh thisss might ahave to do with uhh the ummm dalyight savings tiem?? ummm i think brains get fukyk aroudn this tiem....but liek!!!! why am i slsepin 12 entire hosurs!!!! like i Know im am..pubrerty......and soi get slepy for grow!! bt like!!!! this isnst normal for me!!!!!! ummmm im not like. Cocnerned concerend im uhhhhh just saying how ffkcign,, weird this sis,,,, i Am. Sharing. My expereincse. withi this internet uhh yes tumbrl  ebeacuse i thought iummm ummmm uhmmmm.........idk!!! mgiht be itneressting???? funney?? ummm idk but i uhhh this...... one day i should. read this in vc. like.....and proenoucne all the typos XD fuckginh....fuunnney...... uhh uhhhhhhhh i should uhmmmmm stop this now uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhh MY INETERNT UFUKFCING SUCKS ATM IF THIS S DOSENT PSOT ILL BE SSO MAD!!!!!!!!!! OHOHYLHY SHIT CHROEM JSUT LAGGE D OUT FOR A SEOCNI SHOUDL POST THIS NOW AND umm.........play dressup gaesmes??? not woke enough to draw lol........okay goodbey now sorry if reading this hurt your ummmm brain juice  XD

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