Shocked that multiple people would do as I ask. Will you do other things. Here is my list of activities:
Read Finnegans Wake. If you don’t like it; I do not care. Its “enemies to lovers” or “coffee shop alternate universe” whatever people complain about now.
Stare at a child in public, they hate this.
50 sit ups.
Go get lost in the woods or something. I am fighting a headache, I’m not fit to lead right now.
I was forced to front during todays shift. Everyone extend your truest sympathies and tell me what a great job I am doing keeping everything afloat or something.