#and you know everything is fixed around my fucking ass welcome to ottawa were all plants here fuck you vietnam learn to play before you do
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this is bullsit and its not funny vietnam getting in late on the time travel games cause their best traveller is petit bourgeois. idk welcome to turtle island we lose ourselves to money and land theft here for real
#trying to tell your idiot not to play the lottery#i dont wanna see anyone murdered#and you know everything is fixed around my fucking ass welcome to ottawa were all plants here fuck you vietnam learn to play before you do#theyre gonna ask me to straight up give them the winning numbers if they keep this up#and idk dude you win the lottery close enough to me by accident and theyll be suspicious af#that probably wasnt an accident asshole#thanks for buying tickets all the time dipshits youre a credit to your species /s#so whos the unlucky 98 year old thats ready for a rapid change of pace and a possible heart attack?#alanis? help? i know youre not that old#'omg shes not even 30' 'omg shes not even 50' 'omfg shes single and looking' 'omfg i cant wait to meet her family'#its like raaaaaaaiiiiinnn#(blood everywhere when i finally kms)#see thats the thing idk if shes that funny anymore#would you kill yourself for fun and trust god? in front of your children that exist now? thats harder. my moms such a trooper
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