#ankha vc: pls.

[timesabwazing]

"DID SOMEONE SAY CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES?! GET YOUR GAME ON, FELINE! ORE-SAMA NO TAAN, DORO! I ACTIVATE THE FIELD SPELL, GEARTOWN. I THEN ACTIVATE THE QUICK-PLAY SPELL, TWISTER, I PAY 500LP TO DESTROY MY OWN GEARTOWN. WHEN GEARTOWN IS DESTROYED, I CAN SPECIAL SUMMON AN ANCIENT GEAR MONSTER FROM MY HAND, DECK OR GRAVEYARD. I SPECIAL SUMMON THE DRAGON THAT WILL SHINE FOR ETERNITY! DESCEND FROM MY DECK, ANCIENT GEAR REACTOR DRAGON!" Oh shit, boys. He's about to teach you the Heart of the Credit Card.

“You are the most insufferable egg I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with.”