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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 4 years

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Declan basically do to Annabelle what Dan does

It is that simple

Pass the buck kid

What feels good and comfortable and safe to you?

"Yeah but that's my dad"

But that's your soulmate.

Alex and i modify what we do to each other for the general public. We're always rubbing or touching each other if we are busy and just pass by each other when hes not alien lies filled and drug riddled.

Its loving and not perverse. Its comforting. Saying im still here and love you but I'm busy.

Cause yoh know what lovers do... So no time for loving but baby you know what I look forward to! Its like a promise and shows loyalty. So it's banned.

Like snoop. I'd put my arm/hand on his shoulder and lean against him. But not my full arm around his back unless he was emotional or needed help standing or walking. And I don't run my hand up his arm or back. I'll pat his shoulder then run my hand down the rest to his love handle which is just below the rib but ij the middle of his back. But no further down. Or i would pat his back.

Cause i would make fun of Snoops for being so skinny. And would put my arm around his waist. Because all the little girls would hug Alex's neck and I would tease him that all them little girls were hussies being nice and respectful to my face and then when my back was turned to talk to snoop there they were hanging off his neck trying to learn how to hide them hickies they planned to give him

So, i told him "well I'll show you. Just you wait"

So i did inventory in the Sugar Shack so I told Alex nah I'll just do it tomorrow, let you do some school alone. Cause he never got to and he was sober. Except pot.

So I did it 3 times... Waited till Snoop said Alex was coming and I'd trash my hair, slap on lip gloss and smear it. Wipe my hand on Snoops face then throw my arm around his waist.

"Girl what you doing?!? Clean yourself up!! Your man is coming!!" Don Prudhome was shocked to see me in such disarray. I just giggled outta control.

Alex stopped dead. Took a breath. Then two. "Hey. You. What the fuck are you two doing?"

"Oh we're just at work! Come here babe!"

I think that was a mistake. We were all smiling and he wasn't. "Okay Snoop be prepared to move" my eyes looked worried and Alex thought it was guilt.

Don Prudhome jumped up "hey hey now! None of that here. No no. None. It's all good remain calm"

"Okay then what's THIS?" he grabbed a napkin and wiped Snoops face

"Move yet? Yeah?"

"No, Snoop not yet."

"I'll be getting the broom."

"No snoop don't worry. Here babe you wanna see it on my lips? Here wipe it on the napkin. See if it match"

Snoop let me pull his skinny ass all over that cardboard interior. To Alex we only in a flammable card board box already doused in lighter fluid. That's what snoop has always said. But I knew to get him confused. If I said it was me... I could buy time... And we would just see what would happen. Snoop knew the joke. But he didn't know how much of our lives we were risking. I didn't realize until that moment. I saw the flash. But he didn't move. I knew. It was the eye of the tiger he possessed. It would be 6 breaths.

"Okay now move!!! I pushed snoop then he pushed me and i pushed him and we both ended in this tiny tiny corner between two fridges. We peeked out and Alex was laying face down on the counter. So i locked snoop between both fridges. He was all "cant you just open the door?" So I did that too and he put a mopping cone on his head.

So its the only way i got snoop in on it.. I fixed my hair and cleaned my face. Locked the kitchen and went out to the window ledge Alex was now perched on very un-birdlike. "Sweetie? Are you okay? Did you get one of those side effects that are really bad? Maybe like hallucinations? Babe. Baby? Are you high?"

He jumped up. "What?!? Hell no! I SAW YOU JUST --what are you doing? Weren't you Just wearing one of Snoopy's shirts? The yellow one? With no pants or panty hose??? Why are you wearing that pretty white dress i asked you to wear this morning?"

"Hey baby you need to eat. Good thing it's lunch time already. Sit on the stool and Miss Shawntae will get you some food." I Said real patient and kind. "Hey! Shortie!!!" I yelled real loud and vulgar.

My man's eyes went like O.O

"Will you get him some food, baby honey and please?" I said real sweet. "AND HURRY IT UP!!" i yelled real loud and rude.

"Im so glad i think I'm not on drugs. I think." Said Mr O.O "man what you mean Snoop ain't here. I saw you talking to him all morning. Baby what's going on?"

"What you mean baby? Snoop is sitting right next to you"

"I ain't ever seen that man in my life" i didn't think his eyes could get any bigger but they Did. But then they got even bigger. He was breathing so rapid i was worried we went into over kill.

"Oh uh. Shawmtae!" At that second she closed both the freezer and fridge door. And Snoop stood still as a statue. With a clown face on. A red orange traffic cone. Holding a basketball. He slowly lifted his right hand into a US military salute. Then beat his chest. Once. Twice. Real slow and rhythmic on the fifth beat in slow motion he extended his long left arm the basketball to Alex

Don Prudhome grabbed one he had hidden and held it with two hands and said "go ahead and take it son" and Alex with shuddering horrified tears and shaking hands reached out real slow to take it. And as soon as his hands reached the goal Don Pudhome snatched it all dramatic "NO ITS MINE!!"

Alex dry sobbed 3 times. Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation began on the stereo full blast through the entire park.

"I can't take it!! Babe get the food!!"

"Alex! This is real! You can't just leave me here!!"

"Okay y'all i gotta go. I'll cook him some food in the school. Y'all deserve to laugh for all that hard work you put into it!!"

"Miss??? Is it time for school?" Asked Miss Aubrey

"Yes. Miss Aubrey."

"See i told y'all" said Erica.

"Erica said shes always right. Can't she be wrong just this once?"

"Actually yes she can. Why don't you all wait and listen to this song? Im sure there's more to come."

"Its too loud! Miss! Its too loud!"

"Then bring your lunches and eat in the classroom."

I went up...

Alex was past near panic. He was in panic is this over mode. Shivering and crying. "Babe you act like you have the flu"

"I pissed my pants babe. They're in the washer. Don't just stand there. Say something. Suck my Dick if you want to" he stood up butt naked. "You got a dress i can wear or something?"

"Shh shit. Run to the bathroom in a hurry!! Oh my God the kids are coming! Alex!!"

I found him huddled in the corner of the bathroom shaking and shivering and crying. "This is the worst high I've never not gotten!"

"Well I'll see if i can get yoh some pot. Its gonna be okay baby. Its okay... The kids are here but they're used to free time" But not used to hearing a man cry for the first time in 13 years from the bathroom while wearing a skirt.

Tree posted a 9 hour and 45 minute video in y'alls DVR and I'll let it finish there.

But it was the first anniversary of Claytons adoption day. So here They came. All 3 of them in clown masks and balloons.

And that yellow jersey of Snoops I was wearing with a touch of lip gloss on the neck... And when i distracted Alex they swept a child up and put on that yellow jersey and took a picture with one of us adults.

Then Clayton got that jersey and all the poloroids as a gift for his "birthday"

Since the kids hadn't made anything. They made hearts with their hands. And gave Clayton all their love and support for his life time.

It was size adult 2x so he could wear it for the rest of his life and always think of us.

So enjoy the Torture we did to Alex Laughlin. It was really bad. And be glad we are celebrating life with Coronoas for the next month.

Thank you Wendy for scaring the shit out of people.

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