#anon you have a fascinating mind. keep it undiscovered

[tango-of-webs]

Am I weird for thinking that Dave's cum probably tastes like battery acid

first of all, yes, yes you are. what the fuck.

second of all, that's the weirdest ask I got so far, so thank tumblr for making me want to bleach my eyes blond

third of all, how would that even be possible

last but not least, why would you send this. just, why.