#another one of my terrible shitposts aka just my everyday thoughts

[hoodiehan]

Does Hyunjin not have any flaws? 

He’s tall, he’s good looking, he has perfect skin, has the walk of a model, can sing, rap, dance, brEATHE perFectlY? 

A boy can’t be THIS perfect?? Does the boy even get acne? Where are the embarrassing pictures of Hyunjin with braces? Did Hyunjin even gO through puberty or did he just skip it and went from baby to prince?? 

What is happening here? What secret tricks did his parents do to Hyunjin when he was a baby? ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘˡ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒˡᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʰʸᵘⁿʲᶦⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗˀˀ

[hoodiehan]

I’m just saying that, Stray Kids are definitely going to have more comebacks. Which means more albums are going to be released. Which means more Mixtape #__ aka OT9 ver. of 3Racha songs

Which means that at some point, Stray Kids are going to have to do an OT9 version of Wow and when that day comes, it’ll be amazing.  

[hoodiehan]

A kissing booth but instead of kissing, you pay $30 to tuck Chan into bed and pat him on the bed while reading him bed time stories.

[hoodiehan]

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Wait omg Chan was acting out the word “Stick your tongue out” and Felix kept imitating Chan so cutely ;-; 

But he still couldn’t get the answer 

[hoodiehan]

Dispatch Trying to Catch Minho in a Scandal

Boss: It's been 2 hours. Did you get anything?

Dispatch: Sir, Minho is still sat on a bench trying to figure out the password to their Instagram

[hoodiehan]

Stray Kids on Ellen

Ellen: So Seungmin I heard that you were a big fan of hot Cheetos

Seungmin getting excited for a life time supply of hot Cheetos: YEAH :DD

-hundreds of people dressed as Chester Cheetah, the mascot of Cheetos comes out-

Seungmin: Omg Ellen you really didn't :||

[hoodiehan]

What I feel like is happening behind me when I listen to Miroh while driving

[hoodiehan]

People: Don’t call Felix, ‘Yongbok’, it makes him uncomfortable !!

Stray Kids: Hey Yongbok! YOngBok (~￣▽￣)~ YongbokkIE, Yongbokster-

People: Stop commenting ‘babygirl’, it makes Chan uncomfortable!!

Chan: hEYYY BABYGIRLS, babygirl here babygirl there, babygirls everywhere-

Stray kids don't care about Stays say anymore

[hoodiehan]

I don't understand people that don't stand for the national anthem. How can you not feel ANYTHING AT ALL while listening to the national anthem? I tear up, I get goosebumps, and get chills whenever I hear “get lost yeogin uri guyeok get outta here”

[hoodiehan]

I guess that this is the new ‘in’ thing

[hoodiehan]

I once read from a fansign story that Changbin said that one night he was walking, and saw a random busker on the street trying to rap. Changbin immediately stopped, talked with the busker, gave him tips and even rapped a song with the busker. The busker has now grown up to be a top selling artist and that artist is Kanye West, thank you Changbin for being so motivational and inspiring.

[hoodiehan]

Stays:

zzz

　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_

／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

Stray Kids: Alright, so what we’re gonna do now is release a new music video with 10 performance videos, have a Twitter Q&A, post 20 selfies on Instagram, do like a 5 hour long vlive-

Stays:

　　　∧_∧

　　 (　･ω･)

　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_ what

／　└-(＿＿＿_／

￣￣￣￣￣￣

[hoodiehan]

Predebut Jisung with lavendar hair

And debuted Jisung with lavendar hair

This is it. My life is complete now after seeing this

[hoodiehan]

Caitlin: Oh shit

Chan in response: Oh shit she said oh shit

[hoodiehan]

Let’s Learn Some Korean!

Ethereal - 이 필릭스

Talented - 서 창빈

Hard working - 황 현진

Amazing - 한 지성

Great - 양 정인

Motivational - 김 우진

Inspirational - 김 승민

Perseverance - 방 찬

Gay - 이 민호

[hoodiehan]

When boys wear button up shirts with sleeves that are rolled up to their elbows :))

Jesus take the wheel