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Fucker :point:

this is what's goin on right

scissors featured (left to right) are creatd by raven, me, a faust on discord, and loki

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idea by loki from a discord huhu

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Could you tell us about ur handaconda?

(sorry for the muddy image in advance)

My Handaconda's is called Claw and is Sergio's number one understudy, among other things.

lets see.. what counts as fun facts....

claw and lup (my stapler) are besties.

based off of an eel! can stun people. and grab em.

lives in the shadows. when mario meets claw, claw pulls mario into the shadows and they fight in there. claw can slither out of the shadows if they so wished, but- there is just so much Body which means you have so much mass and that makes slithering is so SLOW. so they prefer travelling via dark.

an extremely distorted shadow of what once was & a very cryptic embodiment of buried memories.

mouth is angular. never curves. so they're always just :< and :> and the like.

very curious about Sergio, especially since they're sort of... melded? connected? something like that. unlike the other soldiers, claw has always been a figment of something in Sergio's mind and just so happens to become reality. their whole world revolves around him as his creation.

body patterns can glow!!

i dont know if you can see it very clearly, but claw has many hands on their body. one pair around the neck, one around the ribs, and one on the hip. those can MOVE. they can extend those ,, i guess imagine doctor octopus but less robotic and very much connected in the body. so all in all they have eight arms!

their main two arms are very floppy. like wacky wavy inflatable tube people but they can control it. literal noodle arms on a danger noodle.

uses Blue (the big blue eye at the end of their hair) to look around, cannot see through their face as it was purposefully ripped. not to worry though, Sergio still has that ripped piece somewhere on him. claw also uses Orange (the eyes on the back of their head) to see who's behind him. the other green eyes are optional.

Blue can also move around! it's always in an upward stance like the picture above.

the... what are those things. i guess antennaes? you know those long one piece strands? those are used as sensors for surrounding as well as hearing (as it's their ear. or part of it). think of whiskers, but really long.

has a big ol hand at the end of their huge tail. its huge! and claw often buries themselves in their tail. so. just picture the game handaconda but with the image of claw upside down, don't worry though. they're comfortable.

claw and sergio knew each other for a loong time. sergio just hasn't come to terms with it yet.

speaking of their bond, its very strange! sergio acts like he don't care and looks the part, but nah, he is there for claw. he's intrigued and fearful of claw's spitting image. but he isn't running away from it. he would love to bring claw for the long haul unless claw wants to leave his side. except that might never happen as claw feels so much sympathy for sergio.

did you know? claw is normally looking after tivonne. they push his wheelchair wherever it needs to go despite it having an automatic function for it to move.. and wheels. but sergio insists on having at least someone there that tivonne can trust as backup and protection while tivonne kicks ass.

oh my god lads you have no idea how many times i brainrotted over claw third wheeling tivonne and sergio. its so sad and hilarious but so cute. they are very supportive.

that yellow line on their body can open up!! it normally shows a lot of hands and eyes and tentacles and generally just body horror stuff. the only person who has the same messed up alive insides is Erebus, but with more horrifying implications, who has eyes and mouths n stuff. people ponder over what helps these two stand..

can see the in the dark! obviously.

really really excited to play any sort of hand games!! or physical games! they love talking to others and learning more about the world around them. they want to adventure across the lands and go on journeys.. they have a very optimistic and curious view on the world.

has very broken grammar. they say stuff like "very nice. me like that too" and "you play game with me? want? yes!" ...hm... imagine razor from genshin impact.

huehue

i like claw a lot

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oh god thoes poor people they had no idea of ollys true intentions, I... think I might cry again

they definitely apologised to the craftsman about.. well i cant even count how many times. and the craftsman the same.

eheh sorry about the tears. i fear that might be a common thing to happen when i talk about the pexions fff

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Number 37

My Tape is named Tivonne De'Rossi Malavita and he is the former and late Don of one of the top 3 strongest families out there.

Let' see what fun facts I can bring to the table...

born in the west side of Rogueport. he has several affiliations there and trustworthy connections that helps him post-game (the timeline where he survives). he is famously known as "The Shifty Sticker" over there and folks who has the chance to talk to him call him De'Rossi.

the third eldest of the pexions. he is also lovingly named "VonVon" as a play on BonBon, a small French chocolate. guess who came up with it haha

he is paraplegic, meaning he has an inability to voluntarily move his lower body. however, he has as a very unsafe and hazardously dangerous device that can force him onto his feet with the dash of magic on it, very few people get to see him whip out his "doity tricks" and one of those people is mario.

his stage face is drastically different from his casual face (one being angry and pissed off at everything all the time and sasses anybody and everybody he meets, and one that includes him being calm and jokative.). however, his stage face did used to be how he acted way back when he was in his teens and early to mid 20s.

has the biggest sugar tooth out of the pexions. if you ever ask the rest of the pexions "hey, what does tivonne usually eat at the table?" they'd all reply with some sort of sweet. different answer each time too.

he is always warm. if you're able to roll up his sleeves and his sleeves under that and his gloves under those sleeves, his arm is warm. he likes the cold a lot and hates the heat, so he enjoys being in his little tower. he can smell the salty air and feel the breeze as he goes up and down in his little dumb elevator.

when he meets mario, he actually has a more pimped out wheelchair with gear that aids him in the fight. but i just suck at drawing so that very posh, fancy, and kinda big n comfy wheelchair in my mind might never see the light of day

he was once a popular athlete and almost always won or won second or third place in tournaments against other schools. people grieve over the loss of the peppy child.

ftm 💜 but don't tell his aunt that. well it's not like you can anyway but y'know.

after he ended another chapter of his life, the craftsman (whom of which his family dislikes, sort of) felt an extreme wave of sympathy and took him away. of course, he was a little bruised and beaten up by Tivonne for familial reasons and other more reasonable ones but eventually, they've come to an understanding that the craftsman only wanted to heal him and take him away for awhile. Tivonne felt close to the craftsman (while bashful about it) and well, when the craftsman had to desperately leave, Tivonne tagged along.

he is oblivious to the pining mess that is Sergio + his own feelings about the green man. can you believe it? idiots. idiots in love. i cannot believe this.

and that's some fun facts for ya! :7 I hope they were satisfactory ff

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Wait wait has DJ Toad seen Erebus' eyes?

fortunately no- seeing erebus' eyes is a Very Special Phenomenon and is especially rare to be used especially in recent centuries unless he's serious or being a crackhead. one of which is rare and the other is something only if he's feeling wrong.

however, dj toad has nearly seen it. once. and ever since then there is a constant shadow of temptation over his shoulders to see what the hell is under there, what the hell is erebus, who even is erebus. what can he do? can dj toad see it? which is a bad thing to think towards erebus.

its a very strange aura thing that demons have in my world that they can just sort of have a "aren't you curious?" or a "trust in me" temptation, or just a temptation to go with what the demon says. this also depends on the mental might of the person and how much of a sinner the demon is. sometimes it's so weak that they have to earn it, or that they have to do a whole thing for the trick to kick in, or do it manually. or it's just there but faint.

basically. most demons are walking temptation.

and,, considering erebus' extremely high standing and status in the underwhere.... its pretty much automatic and so tough to get over and it will always nag at your mind until erebus' presence leaves. and it doesn't help that there are so many mysterious things about him. so. yknow.

prof has heard aalll about dj's experience in crucial detail at this point that it actually concerns him. he is curious, but in no way does he have the motivation to seek out erebus anymore.

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simmer.... pretty

she is very lovely. old sickly god who cares too much for a world that doesn't give much back,,, i love her,, so much.

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Number 35

My Rubber Band is named Esther Myrtle and she has a voice of a goddess. she's also the one who suffers the most from my memory,, there's always at least one thing off with every drawing I make of her and she deserves better. im sorry hon anyways! back to the thing!

she is the mother of the group. everyone in the group respects her word and trusts her judgement, if Esther raises her hand and seeks chaos. chaos will reign. if she seeks none, they have to bargain / reason with her otherwise or go with what she says.

however. surprisingly, she isn't the person the pexions would go to for fashion advice. that person would be Jean ~ even Esther admits that.

she's chatty and very easygoing despite her shortcomings. however, that's when she's not a drama queen. once she enters theatre kid mode, it's over. everyone is silent and rolling their eyes.

besides her talent for singing, she has the clever art of tricking those around her. she doesn't actually fight mario one on one on the first half of her battle :^]] however, she's still feeling battered after her trickery is over.

she likes to drink frequently, but luckily for her, she can hold her alcohol pretty well.

she cannot handle spice for the life of her due to her tongue's condition, but she loves spice so she envies people who can eat it freely or as much as they want without their nose stuffing up and eyes tearing as soon as they take one bite.

she's probably the most lenient to the idea of being friendly to toads during the whole tok thing, as well as after kinda. that is, if those toads stay on her good side.

she and Jean are BESTIES. tired parent friends of the group who just want a break.

she dislikes the look of her appearance but stifles that whole shebang by pretending to overly love herself, thus flaunting her every move. when she gets into this state AND the drama queen state, just expect everyone to sigh. or join along! or fight. depends who she's with.

if you see her around. you can always expect to see Erebus trailing behind.

esther 🤝 tivonne = having the weight of their family legacy + standards on their shoulders.

if you're buddies with the pexions and you wanna do some duo crime.. she's the one for the job. or you need to her help facilitate the plan. she's a "ride or die" kinda gal and she put that mindset into everyone in the group, but to only themselves. but. she has the highest chance of working with you even if she doesn't know you that much, but you will also have a higher chance of dying to her or with her if she goes down.

she feels like she owes a lot to the Craftsman, moreso post-game.

very surprised whenever she hears the pexions compliment her, no matter how often it is. it's not something she's used to. but she hides that fact by just going "oh ho HO you are SO RIGHT. i am just the best, i know, praise me. kiss my shoes"

and that's she!! :DD she is my little girlboss n i love her

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🐣: Erebus

Do it coward/lh

the heir.

heheh okay everybody go home ive done it ive revealed his eyes and its boring go home!

jkjkjk

nobody has ever seen his eyes ever! not even his dad! and nobody can without facing some sort of fatal consequence or even death!! the only people who's ever seen it dies due to insanity and just, life sucking stuff happens idk its been awhile since ive touched upon this part of lore

they say eyes are the windows to the soul but erebus has too many that he's captured! the only one that's his is the big yellow clock iris and even that doesn't truly reflect him since its purpose is to show how much time is left for a certain individual or some time shenanigan, its crazy!! he lives with constant ticking!

he actually has much more eyes beneath his skin... he is a beast and very monstrous and nightmare fuel!! he was raised to be a weapon! but nah he turns out to be a disco fan centuries later thats crazy

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Hello potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

I am not a potion seller.. but I am a seller nonetheless.

I have … the scisstape staff.

the tony blades.

the catlet.

and a potion that may or may not have a 50:50 chance of isekai. but don’t worry! it’s a splash potion!

and I guess I have the potion that turns you into a dragon but there’s less than a 50% chance of surviving so—

adventurer! it’s too dangerous to go alone!

pick whatever you want!

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Number 38

.My Scissors is called Sergio Augury and he is crafty with blades and light on his feet.

he and Lup are probably the only ones I haven't given a tinge of background haha.

the only one in the pexions with proper noble blood in him. despite that, he had been a knight from the faraway Kingdom of Sarasaland who had been stationed in the Mushroom Kingdom with a batch of knights as some sort of trust between the two kingdoms.

fun fact! his stepmother is a Thing--yes, the ones from Color Splash and Sticker Star--but his father was not. he was just a regular scissors. yes there is a difference,, in this universe. i should finalise it fff its been a while since i touched this part of worldbuilding lore.

he's always cold, colder than jp xii (purely because his body is super super slow in changing from cold to hot but not from hot to cold, jp xii's body is fine doing that) so whenever it's scorching, pure, absolute hotness, he just thinks its humid. but whenever he's in an extremely cold area, he would feel shivery and is more prone to having his limbs and body turn stiff. even with layers of clothes.

on that note; erebus 🤝 sergio = hating extremely cold places.

he's quick and fast on his feet. probably the quickest one on his feet between the pexions. but his feet are definitely not the lightest, that would be jp xii (or tivonne, technically?)

has little sense of dependency but can 100% stand on his own if he were alone, he doesn't know that last part though.

really loves sea creatures. he loves the ocean. he loves the sky. he loves most things about the world but that love had been fogged up by hatred, thus making himself think he despised the world and that the world despised him back.

he dislikes crowded places and you'll see him just standing to the side, but he can still hold up a steady conversation. just expect that he'll walk away soon.

emotionally constipated and socially awkward.

ever since a certain time in his childhood has passed, his face has been stuck on a poker face and he struggles to emote truthfully. when he does, it usually looks wrong and forced. the only time it seems fitting is when he's faking it.

is like a chameleon (his favourite animal); blends in with the crowd. he feels like a shelf, just waiting for traits to pick up from people. if he's with a happy and casual person, he'll try to match it by doing the same (although the energy might not be the same totally), if someone is stoic and frowny, he'll match it by being stoic and frowny. he doesn't try to mimic everyone though. he just does it enough that nobody will bat at eye at him.

has a very lovely singing voice. only the craftsman & pexions are the known people alive that have heard of it in action.

very self-conflicted. he has no sense of identity but has so many quirks (that he borrowed from others) to choose from.

he's very soft towards children, mainly because they remind him of jp xii's little siblings coming to visit and them being very kind to him. and the origami siblings of course. until olly, yknow, but that still doesn't change his gentleness towards them. ohh and lore stuff too, but that's an infodump and not a fun fact.

thinks that Tivonne is a very lovely and endearing man, he loves how genuinely silly he is and how he seems to pull through people's assumptions of him and the words talked about behind his back (because he's on a wheelchair). he stands up for himself.

he really likes fruit. i dont know how to tell you this. but he adores fruit. it's like,, what's the opposite of PTSD? eating fruits (ESPECIALLY deserts made out of fruit) do that to him. reminds him of his family in the time before they were all stationed together in the Mushroom Kingdom.

despite his very cold and ominous outward demeanor, he actually has the biggest and most loving heart of the pexions. and he is EMBARRASSED by it, and hates it too. regrets anything nice he does, especially if its to strangers.

but alas, because of the above, when he sees that there are no other streamers in the air except for his, he turns livid and just wants to kill. kill. kill. if he had defeated mario, he would've slaughtered anyone else associated with mario and made sure very, very little remained of him. then he would go out of his way to search for Luigi to bring back to King Olly to be folded into one of the cranes. very petty. and if he were in his right mind, he would've hated being petty.

he is full of rage and sadness. but never fear! he has extremely warped and bizarre humour to help him through it. only erebus laughs with him all the way while the other pexions give him strange looks in concern.

intrigued yet hesitant of his handaconda's existence. huhu.

he's a very juxtaposed man.

and that's all~ huehue

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WKALSD RAINY,,, RAINY.... HAHWDKSA

'NOTHER ONE.. full of hampters and cursed memes but its a nice sight to see. i suggest to go look if that's your thing huhu

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lemme yeet pexpen

here he is

go ham

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Number 34

My copen is named, unsurprisingly, Jean-Pierre Pinsel. He is the representative and unspoken leader of the pexions (if Olly were out of the picture).

he ALSO suffers in drawings because im dumb and have poor memory, but it isn't as bad as Esther's. still bad though

carrying on ~

he is the oldest among eleven other siblings.

he has. a huge family. everywhere. he has many conncetions to the point even he would be surprised about how known his last name is. to see how far his bloodline goes around the world is very astonishing.

the thin stick of the pexions. he wears layers upon layers so people won't notice it. but the others do, and they are very gentle and kind to him in their own ways.

the second eldest of the pexions.

dislikes being touched for an extended amount of time.

he is prone to being cold. no matter where he is. he jokes and calls himself a walking corpse because of it.

really likes horses and the countryside. he's always wanted a horse when he was younger but couldn't due to unfortunate circumstances and when he is able to, he denies the offer down strangely enough.

while Esther has her own share of high respect and care, Jean is the one that's viewed as the most respected and the two parent friends of the group. you'll rarely ever see anyone in the pexions pick a fight against him for long, they can bicker as long as they want or tease him but you'll rarely ever see anyone argue.

hates everyone and anyone. he naturally has a resting bitch face and he uses that to his advantage. he normally keeps to himself and keeps talks short and straight to the point, unless you caught him in a bad mood like mario did. despite that fact, he's the one that fusses over the pexions the most and keeps them in line when Esther isn't present. he has a very big heart i promise.

that white cravat around his neck is actually sentient! it's called a "Personal Handaconda" by the group and was made by Lup. Jean uses it to help him with various tasks and aid him in battle, which is why it was made in the first place anyway. yet, it's the very thing that helped end his life during battle.

King Olly thinks very little of Jean in particular and often treats him like dirt.

he's very passionate about art and its different mediums. he may not seem like he's listening, but he tries his best if you're gushing about a story that catches his attention because if you knew him long enough, you'd know that he actually has a mini story bein written that's been worked upon ever since he was young.

if Erebus was out of the picture, he would be the one with the highest tolerance of spice. everyone is Appalled by this and is bewildered every time it happens. however, it's very rare to see since Jean normally eats something light and. not spicy. like oatmeal.

believe it or not, despite his very uptight and composed demeanor. he's pretty trigger happy, especially when his gears start turning in ways people do not want it to turn. he isn't himself in those times and often tires himself out easily after the whole spiel is over. but don't worry, all he needs is a long power nap. if only he can easily go to bed and actually sleep lmaoo

sleep talks.

you may not see it, but he gets exceptionally happy when it's winter and autumn. he doesn't like spring that much since he has seasonal allergies but, y'know, he still appreciates it.

he likes risks. but only if he has several back up plans and knows what's happen thoroughly or a good amount. he has a daredevil side that never stopped nagging him but barely ever sees the light of day. huheuheueh

his eyes change colour depending on his mood. there’s several variables that come into play, so sometimes he’s an easy read because of his eyes or sometimes he’s very confusing as to why this colour was what and why it was this saturated. etc. there’s a whole thing about it.

i hope that's good!! huhu he's my boy. my precious boy that doesn't know how much his team loves him

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Lore, now.

Or else I will throw this at you, and it will hurt.

heheheh

i haven't really had enough inspiration to properly mould my craftsman's lore yet, so i guess ill say whatever i have on him for sure.

basically, the old man used to be part of a denomination that worshipped the vellumentals. but specifically in a coterie about the Earth Vellumental! he was one of the few toads in the coterie full of koopa troopas, and he had many knowledge. so big brain. so smart. but also maybe a little trigger happy. or too curious for his own good.

he wasn't a priest or anything but he dabbled in the magic and charms relating to the vellumentals. he was the proclaimed Alchemist of Blight and has an old book in his hand from an ancient time and scriptures found on the vellumentals that helped him learn all of these supposedly forbidden arts of magic. which includes The Fold of Life! (he's gotta learn it from somewhere okay)

weirdly enough, he seems to be the only one to be able to grasp these arts with minimal (""""minimal"""") backlash to his form. such as: causing him to physically age slower. huhu. it's great though!

his old chaotic flame has been put out a long while ago though, the only los member to ever see it before it died out completely is jp xii. and maybe olly n olivia? i guess?

my craftsman's just okay huhu

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About the LoS asks, 26 and 27 👀

Which LoS member does Olly like the best?

he cherishes lup (stapler) a lot. he sees his sister in her several times and a self that he can't seem to reach. however, he also likes lup because of her smart mind that he can use to turn paper into origami.

everyone else.. he has his own thoughts about them. but his second choice would be sergio (scissors).

Do your LoS like Olivia?

it's a meh during the whole tok thing thing they've been ordered to avoid noticing her in fights, but if need be, they can.. i dunno. immobilize her?? like force her to take the bystander role. but other than that, they are indifferent.

but before and after the tok thing, the pexions are very curious and gentle. they think positively of her in short. but they wouldn't be overprotective of her or anything, just mindful. ehe

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Is it actually a video of the fucking rickroll behind the glasses/hj

LMAOAOOA

i dont know what i dislike more

the hilarity of that question or or the fact that it actually depends.