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dynamitekansai · 1 year
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allelitewrestlings · 18 days
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The segment last year on Rampage has become one of my favorite segments I've ever done in AEW. That was a breath of fresh air, because that was something I've always wanted to address on television, but I wanted to make sure that it was fun, it wasn't serious, and I felt like it was perfect.
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orange-catsidy · 9 months
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dammit max
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homoeroticgrappling · 2 months
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If I had a nickel for every time a blonde member of the AEW women's locker room was absolutely convinced she could have a thing with Bowens, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
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alphaaacademy · 4 months
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y'all
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the-hanged-lover · 8 months
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when the vyvanse hits so you cook up some more text posts (but still won't do your assignments)
didn’t expect these to be so popular. y’all have been so nice to me 😭😭. thanks everyone
part 1 // part 2 // part 3 // part 4 // part 6
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pettykingratboyy · 6 months
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astoriachef · 5 months
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lucid-moon0750 · 2 years
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Pro Wrestling out of context: So there’s this tag team in All Elite Wrestling who’ve recently become super popular. They were already pretty popular with the crowd thanks to their gimmick (that being that they always cut a freestyle disstrack on their opponents during their entrance), but they’ve suddenly skyrocketed in popularity partially thanks to just a single catchphrase they started using recently. Crowds are chanting it, making all kinds of signs referencing it, and a shirt with the printed slogan recently released on the merch store has very quickly become the fastest selling piece of merch this month.
Now, non-wrestling fans may be reading this thinking it’s a perfectly normal, mundane story that’s nothing to write home about, but I need you to understand that the catchphrase in question is “Scissor Me, Daddy Ass”
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An (extremely) oversimplified summary of AEW recently:
MJF: GIVE ME MONEY. BUY MY MERCH. PLEASE. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE AND WHILE I PROMISED TO BE MEAN, SO FAR I HAVE ONLY DONE NICE THINGS. Oh but this British mark can—
Will Ospreay: I’m the Billy goat, I got this shit in the bag. MJF? Whos that? Meh, probably nobody, who cares! Lalala!
Swerve Strickland: I am going to kill Will Ospreay at Forbidden Door. That is not hyperbole, I am physically going to kick his head off of his shoulders if he touches this belt one more goddamn time.
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Kyle O’Reilly: Am I doing this right, Mark?
Mark Briscoe: [unintelligent ramblings of a proud mad man]
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Willow Nightingale: Kris Statlander I’m gonna fuck you up, but first I need to be here for—
Orange Cassidy: EVERYONE LEFT ME AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING ANYMORE. I’m so tired… [Sobbing as Where Is My Mind plays in the background]
ZSJ from across the room: …ORANGE BOLLUCKS, TAKE YOUR TROUSERS OFF!!
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The Elite: We run this… bitch.
The Acclaimed: AYO YOUNG CUCKS, WHY DON’T YOU CHOKE ON THIS— [mic cut]
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This has been an oversimplified summary of some of the angles leading up to Forbidden Door. Thank you for your time…
… /j
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eldespegato · 15 days
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Shared via Yuta in Instagram stories 6.28.24
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allelitewrestlings · 1 year
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If ya told me years ago, I’d have an arena chanting HE’S GAY at me in the most POSITIVE of ways, I’d say you’re crazy. It’s pretty cool to see how far we’ve come. Still more work to do. Happy Pride.
PRIDE MONTH EVENT 2023: Anthony Bowens ✂ Rampage 06.23.2023
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scumbag4scumbag · 2 months
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This one's for the gays... (queers, bis, pans, trans, etc)
Gonna run this poll for a week... this IS for actual reasons, so please vote... Going on the honor system that queer folks only will vote, but I know there's no way to know for sure, so please be nice.
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homoeroticgrappling · 1 month
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This is what Rampage cut away from
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elitehanitje · 8 months
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"I've been in the ring with Billy Gunn; he's as massive, powerful, and quick as he looks." - TAZ
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junglemax · 1 month
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folks we got another one!
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