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a rant about my favorite mgs character :D
I don't care that I write him too often out of character, I don't give a single fuck about it. He deserves it. I don't care that he is a smartass that manipulates people, in my eyes he will always be a hoe that likes to annoy people that have a better life than him. His personality sucks ass and he deserved everything bad that happened to him.
Forever in my heart there will be a special place for my hate for this motherfucker. I despice him, I want him pulverized into dust. Im glad he died. Im glad he never had parental love. Im glad that Big Boss doesn't want to fuck him. He's a stereotypical middle-aged white woman. He looks like he eats avocado on toast and calls women he dislikes whores when he goes around with a thong up his wrinkled ass. Like there are some characters that I like that are like this but at least they wear it better than this dude here. He was slightly bearable in snake eater but he had such a downfall from then on.
He's ugly as fuck too, like he looked like he was thrown off the stairs when he came out of his mother's coochie. He aged like fucking ricotta and people can simp over him?? He has a terrible sense of fashion and he even MEOWS!? He probably purs during sex. He's an absolute slut too. I mean, Im against slut shaming but this bitch deserves to be shamed about everything istg. He's a dick rider in every sense of the term.
It's not that I hate him for what he did, I just can't stand his general vibe, like he gets on my nerves. I want to beat the living shit out of him like he deserved. He didn't deserve to be present in every mainline game and don't get me STARTED on my absolute RAGE over that shitty choice of creating LIQUID OCELOT. Like Kojima could have left my bbg Liquid to be dead and move on with the series, but NOOOO! He made him be violated by this HARLOT that stole his arm and pretended to be him. LIKE BITCH YOU WISHED YOU WERE THE OG CUNT, DIDN'T YOUI!?
I never hated someone more than him. Not even a real person. And he did absolutely nothing to make me so angry about him, he just breathed. I don't care if his apologists are gonna come at me I FUCKING HATE REVOLVER (SHASHALASKA OR WHATEVER HIS MIDDLE NAME IS IDK) OCELOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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