#anyone hoping to see pregnancy/having kids fics from me i have bad news lmao

[internetgremlin-writes]

You know that gif with Carlos, where the puppy is on his chest and he's stroking it,

IMAGINE THIS AND HIM WITH A BABY 😭😍🥲

Anon I hear you and I totally see the appeal

But I'm a vet student

Puppy beats baby. Every. Single. Time

[melis-writes]

hi love :)

just a soft little prompt possibly about michael teaching the kids some italian (from the very little that he knows lol) bc i think it would be adorable 🥹💛

Hello, my beloved!! ❤ A prompt for thee! Lmao the side comment got me. 💀💀 This is exactly why I made fic Michael fully fluent in Sicilian and Italian. This was soooo cute to write!! 🥰

“Victoria’s pregnant and with twins, you know?” Connie glanced up at Sonny in the kitchen.

“Are you serious?” Sonny raised a brow. “Twins too, huh? Wow.”

“Yeah, ‘wow’.” Connie repeated and rolled her eyes. “I just know Michael’s going to be a hard-ass of a father. Super strict, disciplinary, straight-faced. I feel bad for Victoria honestly, she’s going to have to bear all the responsibility alone.”

An expectation Michael may be a cold, distant and uncaring father rarely involved with the upbringing of his children couldn’t possibly be any further from the actual truth.

In truth,  Michael didn’t know what kind of father he would be as he never had the opportunity to witness fatherhood other than his own upbringing.

When Sonny and Tom had their children, Michael was away at Dartmouth for college and then enlisted in World War II.

He was always “Uncle Michael” to his nieces and nephews, but rarely ever spent time with them or took care of them as Michael never had the opportunity to do so.

Being a father changed Michael for the better just as becoming a mother changed you for the better too.

Parenthood may have its own stresses here and there, but Michael and you have never been so grateful to have healthy children in your growing family with intentions to have even more.

Seeing Michael feed Niccolo and Verona in his arms, tend to them when they cried so you wouldn’t have to wake up, and sat with his babies for hours on his days off playing with their toys, speaking with them, teaching them Italian and Sicilian and being as much of an active, present father as possible quickly shut any expectations Connie or anyone else may have placed on Michael since the news of your pregnancy came out.

Now with his third son James and second daughter Emilia, Michael and you have been parents five times over with nothing changing and all the more love to give to your growing babies.

”What do we call this?” Michael holds up a little teddy bear toy decorated with colorful beads. “Giocattolo, giusto? Un giocattolo.” (Toy, right? A toy.)

James hiccups quietly, chewing on his fingers and staring in confusion at the toy. “Gaaaaaa…”

“Gio,” Michael begins the first part of the Italian word for ‘toy.’  “Giocattolo.” He gives the toy a little shake.

Little Emilia immediately pouts at the sight of her toy in front of James rather than in her tiny hands. “Daaaaa…?”

“Gaaaa! Ah! AAH!” James shrieks happily, smacking the toy out of Michael’s hand.

Michael sighs softly in defeat, holding protectively onto James as he leans down from the couch to pick up the toy.

“Mmm!” Emilia whines insistently, her eyes beginning to pool with tears.

“Va tutto bene, vedi? Ho il tuo giocattolo proprio qui.” (It's alright, see? I've got your toy right here.) Michael holds the beaded teddy bear in his hands in front of Emilia. “Questo è il tuo giocattolo preferito, vero?” (This is your favourite toy, isn't it?)

Emilia giggles, reaching for the toy. “Aaaaaaaa.”

“Might as well.” Michael hands Emilia the toy, noticing James snuggling up to his chest.

“How’s the little teaching session going?” You peek your head into the living room, holding a basket of unfolded laundry.

“It’s not going.” Michael chuckles softly, kissing the top  of James’ head. “Mr. Corleone here is using me as a pillow and Emilia is more fascinated by her toy—”

Emilia giggles, poking Michael’s dress shirt only to giggle again.

“Oh?” You laugh softly, noticing how mesmerized Emilia is by the fabric of Michael’s shirt.

“Camicia elegante.” (Dress shirt.) Michael gently pulls at the fabric, hoping Emilia will at least pick up on his word a little bit. “Sai cos'è questo?” (Do you know what this is?)

Emilia peeks up happily at her father, only continuing to giggle.

“I think she really likes your dress shirt, sweetheart.” You set the laundry basket down, unable to wipe the smile off your face.

“It makes her very happy.” Michael sees the little toothless, beaming smile Emilia gives him. “Look at her. She won’t even stop smiling, that’s how much she likes it. Does she like the feel of the fabric, maybe?”

Emilia puts her tiny hand on Michael’s silk suit jacket, squealing in excitement and touching the soft fabric.

“Think that answered your question there.” You say back, holding your laughter. “Emilia likes daddy’s suit? Si sente morbida?” (Does it feel soft?)

“Daaaaaaa.” Emilia gently tugs on the fabric, thrilled by the texture.

“Morbida.” (Soft.) Michael repeats to her.

“Biiiiiidaaaaaa.” Emilia’s only able to repeat the ending of the word before bursting out into joyful laughter, clapping her hands.

“Cosa c'è di così divertente? Sono i miei vestiti?” (What's so funny? Is it my clothes?) Michael begins to break into laughter too, leaning down to kiss his daughter’s forehead.

You blush at the sight of Michael’s smile, let alone the sound of his velvety voice as Michael laughs with Emilia, scooping her up into his arms next to a very sleepy James.

“I suppose she really does like silk suits.” Michael gives Emilia a genuine, wide smile, rubbing both her and James’ backs gently. “And learned one word today because of it, isn’t that right?”

“Biddaaaaaaa!” Emilia pokes Michael’s suit, only to squeal and laugh again, this time with you, little James and Michael joining her in laughter.

[fill-me-with-your-memes-daddy]

Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]

So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.

Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad

Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.

STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.

IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.

STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.

Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him

So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.

NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT

The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable

Those husky animation models suck lmao

Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!

God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it

Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that

But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????

Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden

This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh

Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)

THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much

Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)

Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens

On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending

Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other

YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).

Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last

Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!

Oh never mind slavery trollmarket

Bruh titanic camelot

I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things

NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH

STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER

THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN

WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?

Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person

For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues

Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy

Bruh I was grieving

PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference

Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?

NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS

Oh thank God he's okay

NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD

oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))

But I want to see him again

But I'm glad to see vex

Yay they're in arcadia!

But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((

Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)

Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them

Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus

DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.

BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.

Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.

Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???

And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole

And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!

THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!

BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????

Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭

Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora

HUZZAH

NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????

STAB THAT BITCH JIM

WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED

Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it

SEVEN KIDS?????????

T O B Y ????????????

W A I T NO

N O

IS HE ACTUALLY

OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE

NO THERE ISN'T

F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED

Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS

I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH

W A I T

HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????

HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????

WAIT IS HE

BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON

HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????

BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending

TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all

And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.