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Letâs get this baggggg <-said through gritted teeth
#đ¶#wish I could sleep better before work days#couldnât sleep much at all last night *blows up*#anyway googbye
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Pookies
I love them so much




#fnf#friday night funkin#friday night funkin fanart#fnf fanart#fnf gf#fnf bf#friday night funkin gf#friday night funkin bf#friday night funkin boyfriend#friday night funkin girlfriend#fnf boyfriend#fnf girlfriend#bf x gf#boyfriend x girlfriend#lovebirds#LOVEBIRDS FOR THE WINNNN#I wanna squish them till they explode#WHYARE THEY SO DUMB AND CUTE AND DUMB AND CUTE AND DUMB AND CUTE AND DUMB AND#anyways hi#googbye#epicexplosion#kurokkepostinglol
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I have been perusing your work for like. four, maybe five years (and yet somehow I only just now know you even have a tumblr)? if it even dates back that far - I'm not super certain but it definitely has been a long time so I'll just leave this here in your inbox hell to say "thanks", for making a lot of really really cool monsters, seeming like a likable and awesome guy and giving me not nightmares but a lot of inspiration to go and see if I have what it takes to maybe eventually make something akin to analog horror, or body horror art, or something like that anyways, yeah. googbye and thanks again
Hey, thank you so much! This is really lovely. I just try and paint cool / weird / fun / scary stuff, and it's always nice to hear that it's resonated with someone. I hope you dive head-first into making whatever you want to make, and it's personally rewarding!
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Hello !!! guess whos back in their portal hyperfix. fourth time THE ROBOTS WONT LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEE anyways mod Trinket (@certified-trinket) here, They/It and a MINOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT BE WEIRD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! thanks :) Chell uses she/her, and this ask blog takes place after the events of portal 2! so if you havent played/watched a playthrough yet and dont want spoilers then SKEDADDLE!!! you cater your own internet experience so you cant get mad at me for getting the game spoiled after i WARNED YOU!! /silly
eurrm idk if im forgetting anything . overall dont be weird and stuff ..
there will probably be themes of chelldos here so if you dont like that. not my problem lolol /silly picrew used for the pfp bc i CANT draw EDIT: ok guys i know in canon half-life and portal are in the same universe HOWEVER. since i know literally nothing about half life except for black mesa being a thing (only because of portal) for this blog half-life isnt. like. canon here idk how to explain ir. combine is nonexsistent (theyre just not here) everythinf is pretty much normal đ anways googbye :)
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EXO KAI: Detective Gone Wrong P3
You can find the masterlist to the other parts on my bio/description!
Characters: JonginxYou
You came to know Jongin by accident, but have no clue heâs EXOâs Kai. And when you found out....
You walked away blankly, remaining in a daze until your phone started vibrating in your pocket.
It was your boss who called and anxiously asked if you could cover her shift from the afternoon as she forgot about her wedding anniversary dinner.
You gladly agreed, thinking it might be better to have something to occupy yourself with today. Otherwise youâre just going to be spending the day thinking about you and jongki.
Still sane enough to be in need for breakfast, you went by the convenience store to pick up a sandwich. Standing in front of the fridge, you paused to think
What does jongki want? Does he... like me ?
And he KISSED ME TOO?! Thatâs definitely something only couples do right?!
How did everything escalate so fast overnight ?!
âExcuse me, are you getting anything? Youâre standing in the wayâ
You must have stood there for quite a while, looking at the irritated face of the customer. Apologising, you just grabbed whatever sandwich there was on the shelf and left after paying.
Falling deep in thought and replaying what happened last night again, you opened your sandwich packaging and bit down on your sandwich Â
EW! Egg Mayo!
You sighed. Feeling a little more miserable with wrong sandwich choice, you continued feeding on your thoughts on the way home.
You dive straight into your bed and hugged your big Coney plush the first thing you got back. You screamed into Coney like a lunatic and kicked the air violently with your legs.
Stupid jongki, who does he think he is. Ah yes, I secretly gave you a kiss, so what. IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY KISS CAUSE YOU WERE CUTE.
BUT WHATS WITH KISSING ME ON THE LIPS AND WAKING UP TOGETHER LIKE ITS ABSOLUTELY NORMAL
What a flirt!! See y/n you were right. Rich, handsome guys, tsk. Bound to be bad.
You threw coney to the side and your phone came crashing down with it from your side table.
Groaning, you bend over your bed to pick it up, only to see a message from the dear boy you wanted out of your mind right now.
J:Iâm heading out for work soon~ have a good day todayđ
Is that a kissy face?!
Oh goodness, you were so annoyed.
Kim Jongki, are you playing with me right now?? WE ARE NOT ATTACHED
.....
at least not yet (?)
Tossing the phone aside, you decided to take a shower. Afterall showers always work best for any occasion. You got up and spent a peaceful 20minutes running under hot water, clearing your thoughts.Â
Though still feeling bothered, you were definitely more refreshed. Time check , it was about time for you to get changed and pick up lunch on the way to the store.
Dusting on some light make up, bunning up your hair, you changed into your working clothes. In 30 minutes you were out of the house.
On the bus ride to your working area, you were so torn between checking your phone and not to. You wanted to know if jongki texted you again, but you didnât really want to deal with this situation.
Fiddling with your phone, you almost dropped it when it beeped to announce a message had arrived.
Thatâs a sign, I should look at it! Since it rang when Iâm thinking whether I should
Excitedly you unlocked your phone and checked your notification, only to find that it was just a reminder message from your landlord to pay your rent.
Your heart literally dropped because you actually really wanted to receive a message from him. Just then your phone beeped again and this time it was from jongki!
J: y/n ah whatâs for lunch today? Iâm having kimchi stew. Texting because I thought about you who might be board having an off day today :p
Sigh, you canât deny that boy is so cute and lovable. But you still werenât ready to reply him. You wanted things to be clearer between both of you. While uncertainty in relationships can be the most heart fluttering period, you didnât like being in that phase.
It wasnât long before you reached your stop to alight. Not feeling particularly hungry yet, you stopped by street stalls along the way instead.
You arrived at your shop, feeling satisfied with the pajeon you just had. You almost forgot how therapeutic the scent of flowers were until you stepped in. The mixed floral scent of dew and freshness instantly released you from the troubled thoughts bugging you at the back of your head.
âUnnie! Iâm here! How could you forget your wedding anniversary , hahah. Have you bought a gift or something yet?â
âAh, y/n ah! My life saviour. No I havenât bought anything! Thereâs just too many activities and occasions this month that I forgot about my own. Goshâ she face palmed herself making you laugh
âThen you better leave soon to get your gift! Iâm here already anyway! Iâll just continue wrapping this bouquet youâre currently working onâ
âIâll buy u a meal another day, sorry for calling you back on your off day~ oh right Iâve a parcel coming later, just open and let me know whatâs inside. I ordered so many I canât even remember whatâs coming anymore.â Removing her apron, she rushed off after saying googbye.Â
Looking at the tasklist, it was going to be a busy day. 5 bouquets to finish and lots of prep for the workshop tomorrow. You immersed yourself in the wrapping right away.Â
A few minutes later, your phone lighted up. It was a message from jongki.
J:yaaa, are you ignoring me deliberatelyy? do you want to come over again on sunday?Â
You scoffed when you saw the message because your detective mind came to a conclusion that the latter question was just bait to get the answer to his first question. He was tempting you with a chance at his place that was a hit or miss if you donât reply him.Â
You put down the stalks of flowers you were still holding in your hands, you paused to form an appropriate reply.Â
Text:
my lunch was great, and i cant go over on sunday, im going to my parentâs placeÂ
You typed then deleted it, doesnât sound about right, you remember telling him yesterday that you got a half day shift on sunday which you really hated.
Trying again,
i got called back at workÂ
Sounds fine? Should you send it like this?Â
âDelivery!â
Reacting in shock , you pressed the send button by accident at the voice of delivery man
ah shucks!Â
You closed your eyes and hit yourself on the head imaginatively. Smiling at the delivery guy, you received the parcels and signed them off.Â
One of it came in a tube, while the other was in a box.
What in the world did unnie order that would come in a tube? Wallpapers? Drawings??
The tube really piqued your curiosity, so you decided to check that first. opened it first.
Opening the tube, you pulled out a rolled piece of paper. Unrolling it, you noticed at the top right was a black and white logo that writes EXO Obsession.Â
Ohhhh EXO!! Unnie likes exo?
Ever since you watched 100 days my prince, you had a positive inclination towards EXO. Which also reminded you of jongki who seems to like EXO Kai.
You wondered who was going to be in this poster. Not like you would recognise them though, you thought, unless its do kyungsoo ssi.Â
A little excited, you pulled the poster open to full length.
Looking at the poster that stared back at you. Your smile faded away. Your jaw dropped.
âJongki oppa?â you muttered under your breath
There was an uncanny resemblance between the man in the poster and jongki.Â
 No way, who the hell is this from EXO?Â
You turned the poster to the back hoping to find a name of the man in the picture. But there was no information.
Flipping back over, you looked closer at the other small details on the logo, you found this 3 lettered word staring back at you â âKAIâ.
EXO KAI? Jongki watches his dance videos... or rather, Jongki also can dance ..
There were only two logical possibilities to this , either jongki has a twin or... kai is jongki..
You had to know the answer to this incredulous situation.
Making a grab for your phone, you saw jongki had already replied you , but you werenât even going to read it
Madly typing away
Y: Oppa, do you have a twin ?
You could feel blood pumping through your veins as you sent it.
How could this be possible ? He mustnât be exo right?
Although you werenât interested in boy groups, thereâs no one that hasnât heard of EXO in the whole of korea. And thatâs how popular EXO is.
Even though you have never checked them out to find out how they looked like, but you still knew a few names. Names like Baekhyun , chanyeol and.. kai..
Thinking of it now, it seems to all make sense that he could dance, he has abs, heâs rich, works till late, doesnât reply all the time....
As you waited for his text to come back in, you googled EXO Kai.
Birth name: Kim Jong In
Birthday: 14 Jan 1994
Height: 1.82m
1994 was his birth year, thatâs right. Kim Jong in, difference of 1 word. 1.82m, yes, obviously describes him. Google images ? 100% similarity.
If itâs not a twin....
Ding!
His msg came in
J: uh, no.. that was so random though, why? Saw someone looking like me?
You didnât want to believe this. The friend youâve been hanging with and even sleeping at his place.. is kai?
In the past, when you watched those cliche dramas you never understood why people made such a huge fuss when they found out their dating partner has a hidden identity.
Like isnât it totally exciting and fun! Especially if the person turns out to be some rich CEO. Wow, your rags to riches story would come true over night.
Thatâs how you thought you would react.
But honestly, all you felt was some sense of betrayal right now.
Y: oppa, I think I just found out what you do...
you sent
Just in a few seconds, he replied
J:really?! Whatâs your wild Guess this time ?
Your hands were shaking as you prepared to type this. The moment you send this and he confirms it... what are you going to do ?
But still, this has to be done
Y: EXO Kai. Kim Jong In.
Again, he replied instantaneously
J:omg, took you long enough!! How did you find out though??!
Clearly not being able to sense the tension over the phone, he was, as usual, cheery about everything.
Y:so itâs true ? Why did you lie your name to me?
You had no idea why you felt so emotional to the brink of tears about this truth.
J: ah, Iâm sorry for lying about that.. I was worried initially if I told you my real name you might make a connection and recognise me at the start.
He double texted as soon as you received that msg, saying
J: y/n, are you ok?
You typed
no Iâm not. I donât even know how I should be feeling now, or what I should be doing about our friendship.
But.. you didnât send it. You switched your phone to do not disturb and kept it in your bag.
You stared blankly at the poster for a while before putting it back in the tube. Youâre still in disbelief. This situation was ridiculous. But it was logical.
In a state of mental breakdown, you couldnât even wrap your bouquets right. You switched over to prepping for the workshop tomorrow instead. But your mind was so preoccupied with the whole fiasco that you kept missing things out. You just wanted work to end and have the time to yourself.
The entire day went by in a mess, but at least it finally ended. Back at home, you scroll through the multiple texts he sent you
J: hmm, seems like youâre pretty shocked about this right?
J: I wanted to tell you but you said you preferred if I didnât though..
Then there was also a missed call from him
J: Call me back?
You swiped away all his notifications. There is something you really want to do, but not really ready to. You contemplated
Should I? Search kai up ?
Typing into Google, you searched kai. It was strange, just 24 hours ago you guys were so close, almost like lovers. But right now, youâre searching him up and getting to know him like an unreachable stranger.
You tapped into one of those webpages that told fans his entire life story. From his blood type to who he has ever dated and all that small little things people conclude from what he has said.
Again, you felt a stab in your heart and sour inside. These were things you never knew about , but surely, everyone else but you knew. It was like... jongki wasnt jongki, this him is different, it feels so far and distant from the one you knew...
Pondering on that thought, you let out a bitter laugh. Jongki really wasnt jongki. He was never jongki.
Switching to YouTube , you click on âmmmhâ the first result when you searched kai. No matter how you tried to keep an open mind, you didnât like it. His costume made him strange and the song really wasnât your type.
Deciding thatâs enough for the day, you put your phone aside and tried your best to fall asleep.
â-
Back at work the next day, you decided to get some âintelâ from your boss about kai.
âUnnie, you like EXO Kai?â
âNe!!! Wae? Isnât his visuals to die for???â She reacted so excitedly upon hearing his name
âWhy donât I remember you liking EXO though?â
âI recently just got into them because of my friend who kept playing their songs on repeat in her carâ she laughed as she fixed the flowers
âWhy did you ask though? Since when were you interested in boy groups?â She continued asking
âAh... When I checked the poster yesterday I thought kai was really good looking, so Iâm just asking haha. So whatâs so nice about kai you bought a poster?â Finally asking what you really wanted to .
âOh gawd, you really wanna know? I could go on a whole day about jongin. Though he is sooooo fierce on stage , killer looks and everything, but he has such a cute personality!! You know when they ........â
And she went on and on about it, even showing you clips of kai on variety shows, interviews, etc. In these the sense of familiarity was back, you felt like this was the Jongki you knew. Oh well, itâs Jongin now, you really got to change it out.
You laughed along with your boss and you understood why he had so many fan girls. Introducing you to some EXO songs, you had to admit you really liked them!
Knowing more about kai now, you went back home that night and sat infront of your laptop, making a search for EXOâs variety shows, music videos and the likes.
You searched up âkai cute momentsâ and you wanted to sqush him because he was just so cute like how he was normally. At the same time you canât help but feel a little jealous that youâre sharing these sides of him with other people too.
You watched his dance videos and he was literally a dancing king. Thinking back to when he danced for you, you suddenly realised just how many girls would die to be in your place.
It was already 1am by the time you finished your search. A msg came in just as you were about to crash
J: are you up? Iâm going to the convenience store to grab some food. Are you hungry? Want to come along?
Seeing his msg, you felt a little bad about ignoring him for the 2nd day now. How should you reply him now that the situation is a little awkward ?
Nicely, your phone died as you were thinking.
Alright, just a sign I should go to bed, oppa Iâll reply you after I get my phone charged up tmr.
ââ
You woke up to an absolutely crisis that you overslept. Considering how you didnât sleep well for the past 2 nights over jongin, this was bound to come. You quickly washed up and left for work.
Plugging your phone into the portable battery, you phone came back to live. Again, jongin was persistent in his texts.Â
J:y/n ah donât ignore me please
J:Come over on sunday?Â
J: Iâm waiting for your reply.Â
It was 1.30am when he asked you to come over on sunday, but his last message was past 3am. He must have been thinking about what happened with you.. You felt bad for being so absorbed in how you felt and failed to consider his feelings when it really wasnât his fault.
All this started out because of your dumb self who wanted to play detective. But then again, if you had found out who he was from the start, would you have gotten this close with him? Possibly not. You replied him without delay
 Y: iâll come over on sunday
The shop gets really busy on saturdays, packed with workshops, tons of deliveries and online orders. You didnât have time to check your phone till the end of the day, at which you saw you missed jonginâs call and texts again.
J: omg, you finally replied! is there anything you want to eat on tomorrow? i could get it if youâre coming over from work
J: we are all ok now right?Â
Should you call him back? It wasnât like you were completely okay yet, you couldnât imagine how it would like seeing him tomorrow. He was surely still that jongki you knew, but he was also kai.
Thinking to leave the rest for tomorrow to think about, you just repliedÂ
Y: thereâs nothing i really want, just get whatever you like:)
Back at home, for the 3rd night in a row, you stayed up like a fan girl again, watching all of EXO ladders, their concert videos. You squealed and fangirled over them like a teenage girl. The more you watched, the more you started falling harder for them.
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A halfday shift always makes your day go by real fast. You were standing outside jonginâs door. You were suddenly reminded of the times you watched 100 days my prince with him and talked about D.O. who he probably knows 1000x better than you do. And how you asked if he was a kai fan. Oh gawd, you wanted to jump into a hole. Feeling a little nervous and a little awkward and hella embarrassed, you didnât want to press the door bell.
Finally pressing the door bell, you waited for barely half a minute, which felt like eternity before he opened the door. You could even feel your palms sweating.Â
âAnnyeong Y/N! Come in quickly!â
You didnât reply him immediately, neither did you move an inch yet. The smile on his face slowly faded and he just looked at you, starting to chew on his lips.Â
Seeing his face once again, in real life, your heart skipped a beat. You knew it wasnât because he was kai, but because he was still jongki, that someone special to you.
You quickly smiled back at him the moment you got out of your thoughts. He let out the breath that he has been holding, making you laugh.Â
âAnnyeong, jong..â you paused there, about to call him jongkiÂ
âannyeong jongin oppaâ it sounds weird to you, not to be calling him the name you were used to
You guess he must have been feeling a little awkward when you called him by his real name too, he scratched his head and chuckled.
âI ordered pizza, are you hungry? letâs eatâ he gestured for you to go to the dining area and was ready to walk away
But you felt you had to talk to him first about this,Â
âoppa, can we talk?âÂ
He turned around to face you, he nodded slowly
âsure..â
You walked over to him, leaving a comfortable space between the both of you.Â
He avoided your eye contact as you started
âso... EXO Kai huh?â
â...y/n, i.. you should know i have no intentions to hide anything from you deliberately, i was ready to tell you anytime. but i also thought you would react in a âpleasant surpriseâ way rather than a ânasty shockâ received, so i just let it beâ
He looked at you with sincerity in his beautiful eyes which showed how bad he felt. But you honestly just wanted to clear the air and lighten up the mood
âactually, I just wanted to tell you that... I became an EXOL!â
You exclaimed and laughed. His eyes widened and stared at you like you were out of your mind, before bursting into laughter too.
But his laughter soon turned to sobs, and he rubbed his eyes profusely, which got you stunned
âI... I thought I messed up our friendship, our relationship. And I really missed you, I didnât want our us to end like this.....â he said in between sobs and almost sounded like he was wailing
âWe havenât even started...! Y/N, you scared me when you didnât even reply at all! I thought you didnât want to contact me anymore!â He give you a light push on your shoulder as he emotionally spilled out all his thoughts
Though you were really confused, it was heart wrenching to see him cry so hard. You quickly put your arms around his waist and have him a hug.
âOppa, Iâm sorry for the past few days I ignored you. I was just trying to figure how to handle the weight of the truth that youâre EXO Kai. Hahah, Iâm so confused at your reaction right now you know.â
Calming down, but still sounding nasal he said
âIâm going to make you stay here today until Iâm convinced that you donât hate me for being kai.
Oh and that you wonât go MIA on me again if you found out some other kai stuffâ
Breaking away from the hug, he grabbed onto your shoulders
âY/N I like you, I really like you, so donât leave my life pleaseâ
His impromptu confession got you feeling shy, you didnât know what to do , but merely nodded in response.
Feeling all bright again he grabbed your hand and pulled you into the house.
You were glad it was as if nothing has changed, except that you probably became the luckiest fangirl alive just like this.
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This fic went through so many content changes, Iâm so glad I finished writing this! For those that waited for this part, I hope it wasnât too underwhelming:,) feel like thereâs definitely still a lot for me to work on as a new writer.
Also just dropping a note to say this would most probably be my last fic tell after may! Please check out of my other fics in the meantime too:) Hopefully Iâll be back with better writings !
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