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#anyway i need to marry an italian cop who moves back to his hometown bc of his family and im dragged along and eventually after maybe decade
beaniebitch69
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i have unresolved issues that make me attracted to italians
#actually theyre unrelated but related to that i love coincidences
#anyway i need to marry an italian cop who moves back to his hometown bc of his family and im dragged along and eventually after maybe decade
#s of abuse (idk how long but he has to be obsessed over me i forgot to say that) he kills me and then idk burns down a building with my
#corpse and burns alive or gets crushed or whatever idk but its gotta be Dramatic ๐
#AND ALSO we have killer sex every day every hour every minute and hes my dream man and very funny (including when hes mean) ๐
#i guess i wouldnt care if hes an alcoholic but ill probably be the one to kill him at that point (i am a Massive hypocrite) and then ill go
#to jail and deal with the consequences maybe idk maybe id get self defense but who knows especially with cops ๐คข
#what the actaul fuck was all that?
#i shoukd delete this but actually i also kinda think its a lil funny so hmmm ๐ค
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