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mooifyourecows · 1 month

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me and the metric paper wasp building a nest on my front door have a deep, emotional bond built from making eye contact multiple times a day through the glass and so naturally i wanted to express my love for him by way of little treat and looked up if paper wasps like sugar water but the search results were all "HERE'S HOW TO LURE WASPS INTO A TRAP TO KILL THEM AS HORRIFICALLY AS POSSIBLE TO ENSURE THEIR LAST MOMENTS ARE PURE TORTURE AND AGONY" and like no, sir, you do not understand, we are in love

#its seriously so cute #he sits on the window and is like totally chill and stuff #and then ill stand on the other side and look at him #and i can see him notice me #like his little antennae start moving #and he turns his head and moves to get a better look at me #and we just observe each other #it looks like hes literally having the same thoughts as me #which are 'look at this cute and interesting creature'#we are soulmates #anyway i'm a wasp lover front and center #my partner is like scared of them and always does evasive maneuvers when theyre around #and im always like wading through them like moses through the red sea like no they would not hurt me we are in love #and its true ive only ever been stung as a child #and only on accident #ie accidentally stepping on one when playing outside #they would not hurt me because i love them and they love me

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