#anyway if anyone is still reading this; lmk your favourite iced coffee order
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My mom just gave me the most unhinged advice for the job interview I’m worried about. “Just look at it as a day out” that’s literally the worst day out I can imagine
#yeah let me get up at 6am; put on my best clothes; take an anxiety shit; walk a mile to the train station in july heat#sit on the train for an hour trying to keep my eyes open; drink a giant iced coffee just to wake myself up even though i hate coffee#then humiliate myself in front of strangers in the hope that they’ll hire me to teach english for ~£12 an hour#(i have a master’s degree mind you)#and then i don’t get the job because i’m an idiot even when i get a full night’s sleep; and THEN impulse-buy random things#from the shopping centre to make myself feel better; and then go home and spend the next week worrying that they’re going to phone me#while i’m doing something embarrassing. and if they’re anything like the last people i interviewed with; they won’t even let me know#that i didn’t get it#no one would plan this shit as a day out. no one would do this to themselves#anyway if anyone is still reading this; lmk your favourite iced coffee order#hot drinks are fully not an option for me and i hate the taste of coffee so preferably it needs to taste like ice cream#but have enough caffeine to keep me from falling asleep during my own presentation#also let’s hope j (former mentor) isn’t on the fucking panel this time#tbh if she is i’m going to start shit. i’m just saying it now. i’m going to accuse her of being the reason i didn’t get the other job#i don’t care anymore. i don’t even want to work there that badly. i hope we both die#personal
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