#anyway im just blabbering now.... just pls appreciate my gifs

[victoryrifle]

[formymeg]

the essay

"I said the word 'dick' quite a lot then." a wise man once said, which, of course, happened to be the 2014 internet sensation, Daniel Howell.

i don't know why i started the paragraph with such quote, i just looked up "funny dan and phil quotes" and found that. OH. and also because you like dicks so yeah.

anyways. this is my second time writing a whole birthday essay for you (which i only do to quite a few so please be flattered okay)

i actually don't really know what to say so i'll begin with the basics first. happy 21st birthday meg! i wish you the happiest of birthdays because i only want your life to be filled with happiness.

i wish u a bunch of lucks with school so u can be a good nurse *claps* and a slay one on top of that. i hope u get all As on ur grade and continue to slay. i hope ur anti-vax family will soon realize that they contribute to human extinction. i hope u get ur own room sooner or later if thats possible. and i hope u continue to be the swaggiest person i ever know.

YEEHAW.

okay here's the uh.. that part yeah.

ur 21, which means ur adulting.. i wish u nothing but the best man +_+ i hope u can go thru the adulting phase which is just right in front of u.. its gonna be hard(er) as time passes, and you will soon realize how those suicidal, depressing thoughts you had when you were 16 until 18 were actually nothing. and thats why life sucks!

but dont worry, if things get hard, u can always vent to me. i'm always here to listen. just dont bottle up ur emotions like we all (humans, adults, especially Mulaney) do okay. i'll support u with whatever u do and i'll always be your number one supporter. mulaney got ur back too. from the back. but its okay.. as long as he gotchu. ʚ(╹ڡ╹)ɞ

okay but who would've really thought we'd make it out alive this far LMFAOOOO :/ thats awkward :/

anyways, i really wanted to say this to u, seeing how much you've grown in a year -by grow i mean mentally! its time to appreciate yourself. let me try to elaborate.

drumroll pls! ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬

ever since u told me about ur bumble phase and how u went to hook up with one guy to another, i feel like u've become... how should i say this... less sadder? or more mentally stable? lol idk but thats how i feel. u tweet less depressing thoughts and more of u being "happy". which i'm genuinely happy about. i'm happy to see u have become less lonely and i really mean it, i do (T⌓T)

and... i guess i'd like to mostly thank emilio for that LMFAOOO. truly didnt expect to be friends with him but thank you for introducing me to him so i can feel like u let me into part of your life. idk if that really makes sense since im blabbering right now (ノ_<。)

so yeah, thank you for being more open with me. i think my last years birthday wish to u was for you to open up with me and you actually do so i'm grateful.. :D

okay lastly i'd like to thank you. thank u for the netflix dates, the late night convos, the random tiktoks, the song reccs, the funny memes, the gay talks, and the endless skull emojis.

thank you for being my friend, thank you for being alive, and thank you for existing.

i guess thats all i could say to you. i'm so glad to know you meg, i hope u will always be happy. i love you, my meg <3

p.s sorry if its really cringe. but i think i spent the last 45 mins writing this LMFAOOOFUCKSJSJDJ.

sincerely, mei (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡