#anyway ive officially decided ren and astarion end up just being friends with benefits (and eventually just besties post-act two scene)

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going straight from astarion and ren’s morning after chat to this conversation with halsin is peak comedy to me. pov you’re a little guy looking up at the very large man who’s going to fall madly in love with the guy you’re trying to seduce and you don’t even know it yet